Private beauty care doctor

The brother in front of me exudes a strong local flavor from head to toe.Including the treatment items listed by him, if you read them carefully, you will have a kind of local feeling.

In addition, this product looks so wretched!

What a big guy who picks his feet, if he stands with him, he can explode to the m48 nebula in an instant.

He has a pair of standard mouse eyes, two splayed eyebrows, a flat nose bridge, thick lips, a pointed chin, and a wide forehead. He doesn't like to look straight at people, and always likes to lower his head, look up, or squint. Take a look.

In addition, this gentleman is not tall, thin, and likes to smoke.In such a short time, I saw him smoking three cigarettes.

In early summer, it was hot, so he was shirtless and wore a big vest. There was also a line of words printed on the vest, which read "Learning from Dazhai in Agriculture" in five big red and white characters.

Don't think that he is an avant-garde art uncle from a certain art group in 798.

What he wears has nothing to do with art, it is a cultural relic, a cultural relic older than me.

His lower body is a pair of black Dacron trousers with worn-out knees, the trousers are rolled up high, his feet are taken out of a pair of loafers, and the socks are removed. He is just barefoot, and he is looking lewdly at the people on the street. Pedestrians, of course, mainly pay attention to female pedestrians.

I stood with my arms folded and looked at it carefully.

This gentleman suddenly gave me a cold look, and opened his mouth and said, "Do you want to cure the disease?"

Liaoning accent!

Northeast people!

I smiled: "No, I'll be a fool, for a while."

This guy ignored me and started looking at passers-by again.

Selling fools is also called joining in the fun, or onlookers.

I saw people coming and going on the street before, and the passers-by were very busy, as if I was the only idler.But when I stood in front of this pure quack local doctor's stall, I found that there are really many idlers.

I stood for less than 5 minutes.

Soon, six or seven middle-aged and elderly men appeared in different places one after another. One by one, they took newspapers and water glasses, and looked at the man suspiciously or curiously.

"How much do you pay for a corn?" asked an old man.

"Ah, ten yuan, it's always cheap, I promise you will get a lot of energy." The man spat in vernacular.

The old man pondered for a while and said, "I have a long heel, which is quite deep. It is not clean after digging several times, and it keeps leaving stumps. That, can you help me fix it?"

"It's all right!" The man said, took out a small saddle from the big bag, opened it, let the old man sit down, and when he was done, he held up the old man's leather shoes and took off his shoes.

next second.

Four-fifths of the onlookers left, and one-fifth of the remaining ones were also standing above the air vent, and the people below the air vent all withdrew.

The old man is embarrassed: "Old sweaty feet, how many years have passed, don't be surprised."

"It's okay, it's okay." The man's face was pale, he stared at his eyes, looked at his heels, and then reached for two vials.

I saw iodine and alcohol.

The man picked up the cotton ball with tweezers, sterilized it, and finally put it in a leather clip and pulled out a...

Hey, this knife is weird.

It looks twelve centimeters long and the width of a thumb.

Where is the weirdness, this knife is a U-shaped knife, that is, it is bent into a U-shape, and both sides of the knife have blades.But the handle of the knife is extremely small, only allowing two fingers to hold it.

The man took the knife, bah, spit out the cigarette butt, wiped the knife with a cotton ball, then picked up the old man's stinky feet, rotated the tip of the knife, aimed at the place, twisted, inserted, and lifted.

A total of two seconds.

The man said, "It's over."

The old man was stunned: "No, I'm telling you, you're fooling the kids. You've been working so hard. I haven't even gotten emotional. I haven't prepared it well. You're done."

"What are you looking at!" The man turned the tip of the knife around and brought it across to the old man.

A few of us onlookers who stood upwind took a look, hey, on the tip of the knife, there was a conical cuticle with a size of 0.85 centimeters in diameter and a length of about 1.2 centimeters.

This is the corn on the old man's heel!

The old man was stunned, lifted his foot and glanced at it, and said, "Oh, oh, I'll go, you've got the root of it for me, this is, oh, god... God!"

The man smiled triumphantly, folded his arms and raised his head, yelling: "Ancestral techniques, dig corns, cure hemorrhoids, pull teeth, pick chickenpox..."

The old man happily put on his shoes, stood up, walked two steps, and said in front of the man: "The craftsmanship is good, can it be cheaper? Seven yuan, let's open, and get a [-]% discount."

The man rolled his eyes at him: "Ten yuan, the minimum is ten yuan, if it doesn't work, I'll refund it."

The old man was stunned: "Retire, can you return the thing you cut off?"

The man is serious: "Yes! Guaranteed refund! Not guaranteed exchange."

The old man was curious: how can you retreat. "

The man was very happy: "I'll let you put it back when I'm done. You don't care what I do. I can let it die forever."

The corner of the old man's mouth twitched, and he finally said: "Rare, it's really rare. Come on, ten yuan, here you are." After finishing speaking, he took ten yuan and proudly threw it to the man.

As soon as Qian met the wind, he immediately lost his direction and wanted to fly. The man stretched out his hand to catch it, but his arm was not long enough.

I was extra careful, ran two steps quickly, caught the money, turned my head, and handed it to the man.

The man reached out to take it, put it in his trouser pocket and said, "Thank you."

I smiled slightly, and was about to turn out the lines that were brewing in my heart.Suddenly, I saw the man's complexion changed drastically, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and shouted, "Oh my god, why are you following me?"

After speaking, the man seemed to be hanging out, using the speed of an eight-core cpu, whizzing!Wrap the big white cloth on the ground and throw it into the bag, pick up the bag, and run away.

I was stunned and had no idea what was going on.

I turned my head, only to see a group of murderous city law enforcement officers and the law enforcement officers of the Health Bureau trotting to chase after the man. While chasing, the leader shouted: "Catch, catch him, this man is practicing medicine illegally. Now, don’t let him escape this time.”

I turned my head and ran towards the law enforcement officers.

I raised my hand: "Comrade, I will report. If I want to make meritorious service, I will report."

"What are you reporting?" A man squinted at me.

"That man is practicing medicine illegally. I don't like him. I've been eyeing him for a long time. What, he ran in that direction." I pointed in the opposite direction.

"Well, thank you." The man nodded at me, waved his hand, and a large number of people behind him rushed away.

I see these people ran away.

He turned a corner and walked in the direction the man was running while watching.

Half an hour later, I saw a man sitting on the steps eating boxed lunch at the entrance of a small shopping mall.

From a distance, without saying hello, I went to a roadside cigarette stand and bought a box of King Furong, and looked at the man from a distance, seeing that there was no water around him, so I took a bottle of mineral water by the way.

I took two things, walked up to the man, sat down with him, and handed the cigarette and water directly in front of him.

The man glanced at me: "What do you mean?"

I laughed: "It's not interesting, I just want to ask you about someone."

Man: "What are you doing? Ask me for someone. I just came here, and I don't know anyone except myself.",

I asked with confidence: "Dare to ask, sir, do you know a man named Bai Laosan?"

The man shook his head and curled his lips: "I don't know."

I was stunned.

This is not right, is it a mistake?But my hunch is always right.Could it be that there is something unspeakable about this product?

I surreptitiously looked at the man, and suddenly found that the man was also surreptitiously looking at me.

I laughed.

The man also laughed, and then he said, "Well, why don't you treat me to dinner."

I was overjoyed, and I said, "I'll take care of what you want to eat."

The man slammed his mouth, and two words popped out: "Roast duck!"

I have a black face and secretly said that you really know how to eat!

Say no, please!

I got up, left the entrance of the mall with the man, took a taxi, arrived in Quanxide, went in, found a seat, and ordered duck.

During this period, the man kept silent, only squinting slightly, staring at the tables of guests in a daze.

After a while, the duck came up, and the man ate it happily. During the dinner, he ordered three more bottles of beer.

An hour later, after drinking and eating, the man unpacked the cigarette I bought for him, took out one, lit it, Meimei took a puff and said thank you, got up, picked up the big bag, lifted his ass and left!

This is your sister, you lied to me and wanted to run away, no way!

I stopped this guy right away.

"Well, you can't go!"

"What are you doing, what do you want to do?" That guy was also taken aback with me.

I gritted my teeth: "I have a serious illness, you need to see me personally."

The man stared straight at me for a long time, and finally said with a long sigh of relief: "Oh my god, I was scared to death! I wonder who you are, so it turns out that you are connected. Oops... Almost passed out."

The man plopped down on the chair, reached for a napkin and wiped the sweat off his face.

I also sat on the chair with my buttocks and looked at the man. I relaxed my whole body, and said with a long sigh of relief: "I'll go, this guy, what, who asked you to come over and talk."

The man looked around twice, leaned closer, and said to me in a subdued voice: "My father asked me to come, saying that X Beijing has a big business of more than 100 million..."

I turned black when I heard this.

More than 100 million, your sister, this ticket sale does not make money, okay?

No matter what, at least this person was found, so I slowly said: "Okay, let's talk about the more than 100 million things. What about Bai Laosan, where are you from?"

Unexpectedly, the other party was stunned. He looked at me blankly and said, "Bai Laosan, who is Bai Laosan?"

"Ah..." I had an extremely big head, and I asked him, "Aren't you Bai Lao San?"

"No, my surname is Hu, and my name is Huli."

"Fox, your name is Fox?" I asked in surprise.

The other party hehe: "It's not a fox, it's Hu, Li!"

This time, I can't do it at all. I walked around the street and I was tired. I didn't find Bai Laosan, so I picked up a big fox.

Your sister!Wouldn't it be nice not to bring such a playful person!

"Hey, brother, what, let's hurry up and see a doctor, it's more than 100 million!" Hu Li stared at me with two small eyes and said.