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Ren Ling leisurely...

Alas, as long as you don't drink hooligans, don't worry, I will take good care of you.

I grinned, and said to myself, I don't play hooligans when I'm sober, but after drinking...

Just as I had a bad thought, my arm was grabbed by a big black claw again.

Then listen to the other party for a while %#%...#￥%

Uncle translator: "Okay, Xiaoguawazi, you can drink it! If you drink well with them, maybe you don't have to fight with knives. Oh, I have nothing to do, I'll go."

I hurriedly waved and said, "Other places, you are gone, what about the communication, language is a big problem."

The uncle translator turned around and waved his hand: "It doesn't matter if you have wine or your language!"

So, half an hour later, I was tied up by these three big men to a Tibetan home 30 meters away from my hotel.

Ren Ling wanted to follow, but the big man waved his hand at her, which seemed to mean that men should drink, and women should not join in the fun.

Helpless, the little girl had no choice but to go back to the hotel to rest alone.

There are no young and middle-aged people in this Tibetan family, only an old man and an old woman. I don't know what the relationship between these three people is with this elderly couple. Anyway, they seem to be quite harmonious.

The house is very beautiful, and there are exquisite handmade paintings everywhere that I can't understand.On the beams of the house, on the doorposts, there are paintings everywhere.

In a standard Tibetan home, there are two most honorable places, one is the sutra hall.The Buddhist scriptures and the statues of Mao Zedong are basically offered in the scripture hall.

The question here is, why is there a portrait of Mao Zedong?

Regardless of whether Tibetans have money or not, they always spend the most money on the decoration of scripture halls when building houses.Here, their beliefs are reflected.

Another important place is the fire room.The fire room of the Tibetan family is a multifunctional room integrating kitchen, living room and lounge.

There is a stove in the fire room, and a large kettle sits on it, which is usually boiled with milk tea and other beverages.

Three Khampa men carried me all the way to the fire room.

The fire room of this family is very spacious and tidy.

The ground is covered with solid wood floors, the walls are covered with wallpaper, and there is a large pillar in the middle of the fire room.

When I was a child, I heard the Taoist master say that the pillar of the fire house of the Tibetan people is also called the pillar of the top beam, or the central pillar.The thicker the pillar, the better and richer the family's life.

The pillar in front of me is almost as thick as the waists of the two of us. It can be seen that this family is not a rich family, but also a well-to-do family.

There is a stove in the fire room, a fire is lit inside, and a big pot is sitting on it. I don't know what it is boiling.On one side of the stove is also a statue, and on the other side is a large table, surrounded by a row of about six or seven small plastic stools.

The Kham man pushed me to the side of the table and asked me to sit on it, while they sat on the floor with their legs crossed.

I watched, probably guessing that I, a Han, would not be able to sit cross-legged.

I smiled in my heart, hum!Don't look down on people, just moved the stool and sat cross-legged on the floor like them.

When the Han people saw it, they all nodded in agreement.

We said yes, we smiled, our eyes widened and we didn't know what to say for a while.

Yes, what to say, language, language is a big problem.

I lowered my head to think about it, and suddenly, I suddenly remembered something, and then I put my hand in the pocket of the jacket, and I took out a booklet.

This thing was given to us when we bought equipment in Kangding. It was said to be convenient for communicating with Tibetans, and some commonly used Tibetan Chinese transliterations were printed inside.

I grinned happily at them, flipped through the small book, and looked at the top, alas, I found it, and I raised my head: "Tashi Dele!"

The three big men couldn't stop laughing, and then Tashi delle with me.

I was so happy that I tried to ask again: "Rusuo Debo drink obeisance..." I went to this word is too easy, I spent a long time trying to say it, and they took a long time to understand.

Then, using this booklet, I started to communicate with these three men.

Then, I knew that the two people who were going to duel with me were called Dorje.The name Dorje means Vajra in Tibetan, yes, it is the Vajra of Vajra gourd baby.

As for the buddy who is dueling with Dorje, his name is Jamba, which means Maitreya Buddha.

The third person is slightly older, looking at the 40-year-old Basang, which means Venus, and is also a person born on Friday.

We used the most stupid and crude methods, including gestures and guesses, and I knew why Dorje and Qiangba were going to duel.

Last time, they passed by here and soaked in the hot springs, and then Dorje stole Jamba's clothes.It was not a big deal at ordinary times, but in the end, Jamba had drunk too much at that time, and then got up, looking for Dorje's theory.Both of them drank some wine and started fighting.Then, Dorje threw Qiangba into somersaults.

This gas, it's over!A duel is about to begin!

But as for the duel, they hit me, but they couldn’t fight again, and then changed to the holy city of Lhasa, and they took turns fighting with me!

That's enough, don't say anything, when the time comes, let's talk!

At this moment, the dishes are served, pots of beef, or something, oh, I feel dizzy looking at it.Then it's... oh, I'm going, this... Is there anything wrong with this, why did this thing's wine jars come out, and there were six of them in one move.

I faint!

Why don't you say no!Drink with Zhichangzi Tibetan brothers without hiding and tucking in the ground, drink as much as you can, until you drink!

The two elders put the dishes together, let us drink to our heart's content, and then retreated to the scripture hall.

Next, open the jar, take the silver bowl, and start building!

Sing first.

Brother Kangba's voice is really not ambiguous, it's much stronger than our Maiba.

As for what to drink, I don't know, but it sounds good anyway.

After singing, let's drink.

But drinking, there is still something to pay attention to. At this moment, Brother Kangba taught me the etiquette of Tibetan drinking.

What's the etiquette, just put a little ghee on the side of the silver bowl for me, this thing, he means it is called 'Garjian', probably just put it on, anyway, that's what it means.

After wiping the Garjian on me, Dorje stood up and wanted to toast me.

This, I have to do the action. Under the guidance of the other party, I dipped some wine with the tip of my ring finger, flicked it in the air, and then did it again, three times in a row.

Finally, when it came to the toasting session, it was still troublesome, and I needed three mouthfuls and one glass.

What is a three-sip cup? He respects me, I take a sip, and then he fills it up for me, respects again, drinks again, and fills up again.Three times in a row, in the end, I drank the whole bowl of wine in one gulp!

It doesn’t matter if the wine is beer, but it’s the highland barley wine brewed by Tibetans. The degree is estimated to be more than 40 degrees. This is terrible!

Do you see it?I don't have the spirit to go all out, and I really don't dare to fight wine with the Tibetan brothers.

After the respect, we have gone through the process.

I'm a little dizzy!But this is just the beginning!It's a short prelude, followed by...

Can I say I hardly know anything?I'm just one word, drink!

Your sister, it's dark and dark, and you really don't know where to go, where to go, where to go, where time, space, and different dimensions are all weak.

It's just a blur.

At the end of the drink, the men were all high, singing and dancing around the big pillar in the middle of the room.

My eyes are blurry, my head is big and my body is floating, I really can't do it.

I struggled to get up, but a man didn't know where to put it, made a Hada, and put it around my neck.

I grinned, relying on the strength of wine, I respected these three men in the way of our Han people, each with a bowl of wine!

All three give thumbs up!

Then he yelled hello!

I tried my best not to get down, I clasped my fists and patted my chest, and then made a sleeping position, I'm leaving!

The Kham man meant to keep me, so I smirked.

The Kangba man realized, and then they didn't stay. <help me. "I'm going, what am I talking about, English is coming out.

I flicked my arms, meaning to go by myself.As a result, it felt like I was stepping on a spring under my feet. If no Tibetan brothers supported me, I would definitely grab shit.

When I arrived at the door of the hotel, I braced myself and said with a long breath, "No, no, I can do it." I waved my hand, then supported the wall, and walked into the room.

The Tibetan brothers saw that they had already arrived at the hotel, so they didn't see me off, but yelled something at the door.I guess it was good night or something.

I don't quite understand, my mind is already confused, my eyes are dazzled, and I am completely confused.

I touched the wall and walked all the way, I guess this is the door of Ren Ling's room.I knocked on the door: "Open the door, open the door, sister, brother, you are back, hurry up, wait on brother! Sister, open the door!"

Knock for a long time.

The door creaked open.

I blinked my eyes, hey, this Ren Ling, why is she shirtless?

Look again, hey, where did those two Mimi go?

next second.

A deep voice sounded: "My sister doesn't have one, but the man has one, do you want it?"

I……

I went to the wrong room for me.

As soon as I heard man, I threw up wow.

As a result, a small hand suddenly grabbed my arm, and with a light pull, I followed the small hand away.

"Brother, how much wine are you drinking?"

There was a familiar sound in my ears, and in an instant, I felt like I had found home.

I put my arms around Ren Ling's waist in a disrespectful manner and said, "I've been fed a lot of fat. These Tibetans can really drink. I'll go, they drank more than me, and in the end, they sent me back... "

"Okay, okay, good boy, I'll take care of you." Ren Ling patted my head, opened the door, twisted her hips, and sent me in.

Then, Ren Ling took my arm and laid me down on the bed.

After finishing all this, Ren Ling stood on the head of the bed with her chin in her hand, and muttered, "How should I take care of this? What about my drunken boyfriend?"

I grinned: "What did you say, you said I was your boyfriend...?"

Ren Ling seemed to be blushing, and then said with a small face: "Drunk, sleep fast. No, I happen to have a computer. I'll check it out and find out."

Then, I saw Ren Ling busy for a while.

Five minutes later, Ren Ling yelled: "Ah... no, you want me to take off naked and sleep with him?"

I smirked after hearing this, "xx knows", whoever asked the question, whoever answered it, the person who answered it knows men too well.