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I was worried that the souls outside the door would rush in, so I didn't dare to move, so I turned around and asked the half-immortal, "What's your day?"

The half-immortal trembled: "That pair of human bones is... going to live."

"Ah..." When I heard it, I only felt my scalp go numb.This guy, marrying the ancestral spirit, God knows if it is the old man of the Liu family, some magical technique created by himself.

My heart turned like an electric shock, and suddenly I changed countless thoughts. His uncle, he really can't do it... Hmph, don't blame the younger generation for being rude to the ancestors of the Lu family.

I stretched my waist, picked up a big stone, gritted my teeth and twisted my body, and yelled, I'll come.

Whoa!

There was a crackling sound.

"Ah..." During the period, Banxian screamed.

Half Immortal!

Half Immortal!What's wrong with you!

I took the big stone and fled into the house (uh, no, it should be a hole.)

At this time, I should be afraid of shocking the unknown soul, so I turned off all the flashlights. I touched the place where the flashlight was placed, picked it up and turned it on.

I went for a while...

Banxian lay on the ground, trembling all over, the bones of the ancestor of the Lu family fell apart, smashing him all over.Now, he was trembling holding the skeleton.

I hurriedly squatted down, stretched out my hand to help Banxian'er scrape off the bone residue, then pulled him up, patted him, and asked him, "What's the matter with the swelling? Why did the bone frame fall apart?"

Banxian trembled: "I... I don't know either. I... I was sitting, a little sleepy, yawned, and was about to take a nap. Unexpectedly, there was a rattling sound on my head, so I said my day Unexpectedly, just as the pronunciation of the Japanese characters fell, the bones of the ancestors scattered into a ball and fell on me. Ouch... Could it be that I recruited the heroic spirit of his ancestors?"

Banxian was worried.

I said, "It's okay, I'm also good at reading faces. Your face is not the top ten villains, but also the reincarnation of Marshal Canopy. Don't worry, no living or dead soul will dare to approach you."

Banxian bitterly: "You're kidding me!"

I grinned and said again, "Don't you tease me like that?"

Banxian plausibly said: "I was telling the truth, and I observed it according to the methods of the ancients."

I still wanted to talk to Xian about something, but I accidentally glanced at the flashlight, and suddenly found that there seemed to be something wrong with Lu Daguan lying on the ground.

I pulled Ban Xian'er and flashed it again with the flashlight.

I found Brother Big Guan, his facial expression was extremely distorted, but he couldn't tell whether it was pain or happiness. In short, it felt weird and unpredictable.

"Oh, man, what's the situation?" Banxian rubbed his head with a puzzled look on his face.

I gave him a white look: "Okay, this time I'm playing Da Xian'er, something went wrong, I need to recruit some kind of fierce spirit, evil spirit, come on, when the brothers of the Lu family wake up, maybe it will be another disaster that sweeps the rivers and lakes!" Bloody storm."

Banxian'er became more and more anxious, he repeatedly looked at Lu Daguan's face up and down five or six times, and suddenly said: "Look, it's not twisted anymore."

I took a look, and sure enough, the facial muscles were no longer twisted, and turned into a look that was as comfortable as death.

I asked Ban Xian'er: "Old man, you didn't say anything, how can you tell whether this married ancestor spirit has been married?"

Banxian'er thought: "I really can't see it, it is said that it will take about half an hour."

I'm speechless, people's ancient books use hours, but yours is actually half an hour...

Forget it, don't talk about it, let's start the needle.

I asked Banxian to take over his housework first.

Banxian squatted on the ground, busy with work.

After he finished cleaning up, I pulled out the soul lock nail.

Needle, up and down.

Let's put away our things and look at Guan Lu again, hey, no response!

Banxian and I looked up, and the four lights faced each other.

Banxian's lips trembled: "Bai Da... We... Didn't we kill people?"

I made a black face: "If you want to kill him, it's you, you are a 'ghost treatment accident'."

Banxian'er: "Bai Da, there have only been medical accidents, and when will there be a ghost treatment accident."

I frightened Banxian: "You wait for the Ghost Therapy Law Enforcement Brigade to send ghosts up to deal with you, just wait."

Banxian'er murmured: "It's broken, it's broken, it can't be done, I have to run away." After speaking, he got up and really wanted to leave.

I said angrily: "Come back! I'm serious about teasing you. The soul of this place is sealed, just like falling asleep, so I wake up so soon, we have to scream."

Sky soul, earth soul, this kind of existence does not exist in the human body.

Ask where it is, according to the orthodox Taoist theory, it is in another space of a different dimension.The so-called being on us is just a certain space-time connection with our human body.

For example, it's as if someone remotely controls your computer.

The soul of the earth is sealed, and a contact needs to be re-established, probably by dialing again...

I squatted down, patted Da Guan's forehead, and pulled his ear again, and I said, "Come back, come back, ah...the human body, put it here, come back, come back..."

Called a few times.

Da Guan slowly opened his eyes.

next second.

he……

Sudden.

Well, I'm not going to scare people anymore. The fact is, he yawned, stretched on the spot, and muttered, "Leave me alone, I'll sleep a little longer."

"Sleep you big-headed ghost! Where is this, are you still sleeping?"

"Ah... this... what place is this, and who are you?"

As soon as I heard this, I thought it was bad, this guy, did he let other living souls register Lu Daguan's account first, and wash his brains out?

I supported the big tube, sat up, surrounded him with Banxian'er, turned on all the flashlights, and illuminated the surroundings. Finally, Banxian'er held the head of that ancestor of the Lu family in his hands on the ground, Pass it to the senior officer and say, "Brother Senior Guan, do you recognize this person?"

Da Guan took the skeleton, hugged it in his arms, and stroked it a couple of times.He tilted his head again, as if thinking, then frowned again, as if recalling...

After a full 10 minutes.

He raised his head and said to me, "Your surname is Ji, and you are my lord."

Seeing Banxian again, he said, "Your surname is Liu, and you are also my lord..."

Banxian'er and I were taken aback for a moment, then grinned and said, "Don't call me that, I'm sorry, you see we are all younger than you, so we should be called Xiao Ji, Xiao Liu is better."

"No!" Lu Daguan was serious, hugging the skeleton in his arms and said: "Grandpa Gray Beard told me, I have to call you the lord."

Uh……

Banxian and I were stunned.

After a while, I asked cautiously: "Who is the gray bearded grandfather?"

The big tube said: "What were you doing just now, oh, it seems that you gave me an injection to cure some disease. I don't remember clearly, anyway, I fell asleep all of a sudden. I just had a dream, dreaming of a gray beard Grandpa, when he saw me, he hugged me and cried, saying how the descendants of the Lu family have withered like this. Then he said, fortunately, I have followed you two lords, and I will be able to do a great job in the world in the future Career. Then, Grandpa Gray Beard said he would help me, and then I woke up..."

When Banxian'er heard this, this guy, a Gulu, plopped on the ground, and said to the skeleton in Da Guan's arms, "Old man, I, Liu Banxian, have nothing to hide. If I said something disrespectful just now, don't tell me, old man!" General knowledge, you have a lot of adults, adults don’t count the faults of villains, and the stomach of an elephant can row a boat..."

I heard this, I was speechless.

Don't think that the half-immortal is crazy, that's what the half-immortal is like.When it comes to superstition, there is no more superstitious person in the world.Among other things, when I was in school, I saw Duke Zhou’s dream interpretation in my arms. When I woke up in the morning, the first thing I did was to turn to Duke Zhou’s dream interpretation to find out what I dreamed last night, what it meant, and to explain.

Therefore, when he heard that the ancestors of the Lu family entrusted Lu Da Guan with a dream, his behavior was very reasonable.

At this moment, Da Guan spoke again: "My lords, I remembered something again."

Banxian raised his head, startled: "Another name is the lord, just Xiao Liu, what's the matter?"

Big Guan: "Grandpa Gray Beard said he didn't want to live here anymore, and wanted to go out for a walk. He asked me to take one of his bones."

Uh... this?I looked at the big tube, and I whispered, "Why don't you choose a little finger, a little toe, and bring...?"

Da Guan hugged the skeleton in his arms: "I think this is more appropriate."

I'm speechless.

Banxian'er's jaw almost dropped from shock.

But then again, I think it makes sense.I reckoned that Banxian'er's method of marrying the ancestor spirit probably worked.

Then, there is a trace of will, preference and spirit of this ancestor in Da Guan.

So he decided that this brain bone was better than any other bone.

I swallowed hard.

Standing up, he stretched out his hand and patted Daguan on the shoulder: "Okay, I won't say much more, this place is not a place to stay for a long time, let's evacuate for peace."

So we cleaned it up.

When he turned around and left, he saw an iron mechanism similar to a wrench at the door.

Banxian owed a hand, and stretched out his hand to pull it.

Rumbling, the big iron gate is about to close.

Fortunately, I was prepared to take two stones to the top, so taking the opportunity, we swished and escaped from the big hole.

After running out, he turned his head and saw that the two stones were crushed by the iron gate, and then the two gates closed together again by themselves.

I bitterly scolded Banxian'er for being owed money, and almost trapped us in it.

Banxian'er grinned indifferently, anyway, there is an organ ancestor master inside, so I'm so afraid!

Next, we climbed out of the tomb again, carried shovels to work, and filled the tomb again.

After some tossing, it was getting dark.

Ban Xian'er set up three more incense sticks in front of the tomb, we knelt down, and kowtowed three times to the head of the patriarch.

On the way back, I felt emotional, I am afraid that there will be no people like us in the world.First he dug his ancestral grave, went in again, and came out holding a human skull.

this thing...

Gee!

I all admire ourselves.

It's really three, the best!

As for Da Guan's curse, I'm more inclined to be a rumor, because according to Da Guan's fate analysis, the death of his parents has nothing to do with the curse, but the fierceness of the encounter.

Can a half-immortal marry an ancestor spirit work?This can only be verified by time.

Back in the village, we spent the night at the old man's house.

The next day, take the morning bus and return to Taiyuan.

After entering a big city, we specially bought a bigger Dior bag for the ancestors of the Lu family.Put it in and finish the work, but we were afraid that it would be inconvenient to fly, so we chose to take the train and return to Beijing.

It's good to take the train, especially the hard seat car, that guy, there are people from all walks of life.

Everyone gathered at a table, and talked all over the world.

No, a middle-aged man in front of me rolled up his sleeves and showed his arms, talking to me about a haunted house on the outskirts of Beijing!

"That house is so evil, I won't talk about the people who live in it, I'll just talk about their neighbors, neighbors! I lived next to them for two years, and a pretty little girl suddenly got leukemia and died!"

The middle-aged man spoke plausibly, with a ferocious expression on his face.