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People in the land of southern Guangdong pay great attention to Feng Shui and respect ancestors, especially in rural areas, where every household has tablets dedicated to ancestors.

Doing business in the Pearl River Delta is like this. If it involves land occupation, it must be checked whether there are family graves on the land.If there is, then trouble myself.

You have to invite a real Fengshui master to help someone find another real Fengshui treasure, and then you have to pay a lot of money.Moreover, if you do this, it depends on whether the person is in a good mood. If you are not happy, if you just don't want to move, no matter how hard you talk and brains, it's also useless.

Xiaofei's father was able to take down that piece of land, the effort, painstaking efforts, and energy he spent are simply incalculable.

This man is so wicked.

They saw Mr. Xu's true temperament and a good man, so they seized on Mr. Xu's weak points in his character.

What a shame!

ok!Now that the ancestral grave is used as a breakthrough, there is learning here.

Thinking of this, I called Mr. Xu.

"Uncle, I'm Bai Da. You told me in the hospital that there were several families' ancestral graves in that field. How did you negotiate with the villagers in the end?"

Uncle Xu: "I don't want to move it. They say it's the feng shui that my ancestors have seen, so how can I change it easily. I specially invited a feng shui master, and I found a good feng shui place in Conghua, and then followed my friends in Conghua. We communicated and agreed to let us move the grave there. After that, we negotiated an agreement again, and one family paid 70 yuan in compensation, and it was settled."

I said, "Is the money in place? Has the tomb been demolished?"

"No, people have to choose a date, I think... At least half a month later. Then, the money has not been paid yet."

I got back to understand, and told Uncle Xu's body, and then hung up the phone.

According to the book of war, when fighting an enemy, the most feared thing is a lightning surprise attack if you don't know the enemy well.In this way, if you are caught off guard, you may lose everything.

In modern times, the more famous one is Xi Xiaohuzi's Blitzkrieg. He played by being caught off guard. For a while, almost the entire European continent was occupied by him.

In this game, for me, the most important thing is to understand the real intention of the opponent.Therefore, the most urgent task is to hold them back.

How to drag it?

ok!Just take this ancestral grave as a drag!

The first step of the plan was drafted, and I was at home, waiting for Banxianer to arrive.

It was about eight o'clock in the evening.

I was studying the mac operating system of this fruit computer carefully, and suddenly the phone rang.

Pick up the unknown number and connect.

A low voice came from inside.

: "Bo Dadi, I have arrived in Guangzhou and I am currently at the airport. Where should I go next?"

I whispered back: "Where are you?"

"Um... ah... woo..."

There was a strange humming sound on the phone.

I was startled: "Half Immortal Lord, you are..."

Banxian'er: "I'm in the hut, defecating..."

I went for a while, listening to this, I seem to smell a bad smell here.

I sighed weakly and said, "Okay, just put it there and squat for a while, and I'll take a taxi to pick you up right away."

Put down the phone, get up, get dressed, go downstairs to take a taxi and go straight to the airport.

When I got to the place, I saw Ban Xianer standing at the gate of the airport from a long distance, stretching her long neck and looking around.

I went over: "Okay, don't look, here we come."

Banxian'er ran down with a big bag on her back and said, "Bai Da, what shall we do this time?"

I stared at Banxian'er carefully, and then I said, "Let's go back to my place and rest!"

"Yes!" Banxian yawned.

After returning to the residence, Banxian'er and I found a room and slept separately.

I got up early the next day, and I called Xiaofei's father.

"Uncle, please tell me the detailed situation of the village, its geographical location, and the ancestral graves, and let Xiao Fei make up a text message and send it to me. The more detailed, the better."

"Okay, I'll let Xiaofei send it right away."

After finishing this, I will take Banxian downstairs for dinner.Today, I drank porridge and ate custard buns.

Finished meal.

The text message came, I opened it and read it carefully.

There are three ancestral graves, namely Li's family, Wang's family and Niu's family.

The location of the village was also clarified. It was probably a small village more than ten kilometers away from the suburbs of Shekou.

After getting the information, I thought about it for a while, and then went to a store on the corner of the street, used the public phone inside, found out the mobile phone number of Sister Tao in Guangzhou, and called.

"Hello, Miss Tao?"

"Ah, who are you?"

"It's me, Xiaoda."

"Oh, Xiaoda, ouch, why didn't you come to work in the company?"

"I have some business in my hometown. I have to go back. I left in a hurry and didn't say hello to you. What, I came to Guangzhou with a friend. They are shooting a film and want to buy props. I don't know where they can be sold in Guangzhou."

"This, you don't need to buy it, you can just go to Sister Tao and get it right away?"

"I still bought it, but I don't use it."

"Okay...you're like this, you can write it down."

Sister Tao said an address.

I remembered it well, and then I chatted with Sister Tao for a few words, then hung up the phone.

Banxian'er was puzzled and asked me: "Bai Da, what does this mean?"

I smiled: "Look back, you will understand."

Pay, get up, leave the store, take a taxi, and go straight to the place Sister Tao said.

When I got to the store, I told the clerk what I wanted to buy, and after a while, everything was ready.I paid the money, took a few big bags, and returned to the residence with Ban Xian'er.

When I got home, I closed the door, put my things on the coffee table, and said to Banxian: "From now on, we two, you are blind and I am dumb, we are both masters who have practiced on Qingcheng Mountain for many years. Your nickname is Blind Liu, I don’t have a nickname, I’m just dumb, understand?”

Banxian got excited, he said: "Oh, this is the old man's strong point, tell me quickly, how about the details?"

I said: "Let's go to a place where we can do fortune-telling and horoscopes for free. This depends on your half-immortal ability. Then, someone will definitely let you look at the feng shui of your ancestor's grave. You must talk about it well, what you have to say The sky is full of hype, making people confused! All in all, this is a geomantic treasure, no matter how much money you give, you can’t sell it! Do you understand?”

Banxian'er smirked: "I know!"

"Okay, let's start shopping for the outfit!"

The ones I bought included wig covers, short gray and white wigs.Deliberately handmade old-fashioned Dacron tunic suits, that is, the fabric and style that were popular all over the country in the early 80s.The shoes are loafers, and Ban Xianer has a pair of blind sunglasses.As for me, I'm dumb, so I don't need to dress up, just ah, ah, ah, that's fine.

After the things were ready, I went downstairs to get a small bamboo stick, and then Banxian and I started the rehearsal.What kind of acting is it, that is, I lead Banxian'er in front, and Banxian'er wears sunglasses and walks behind.

Talking while walking.What are you talking about?Of course it is something in the hexagrams, what Yigeng combines into wood qi, and Ding Ren combines into obscenity...

Wait a minute, people will know what you are doing just by repeating it like this.

Everyone loves fortune-telling, especially if the fortune-telling is accurate. If it doesn't cost money, there will be more people to do the fortune-telling.

So, don't worry about not drawing attention.

I discussed it with Banxian'er, and thought about some gestures to make in an emergency.When it's over, go back to your room and sleep to death.

The phone set an alarm.

At two o'clock in the morning, we got up, put on our makeup, put on fake beards and eyebrows, then swished out the door while no one was paying attention, took a taxi outside, and went straight to the passenger station.

Come to the bus terminal.

We're officially in the game.

Banxian'er shook her voice first, and bought two tickets to Shekou at the ticket gate.

Then we wait for the bus.

At a certain point, I took a stick and led Banxian'er, and the two of them walked slowly in the crowd.

Ouch, the quality of people is good. Seeing us two disabled people, they all moved out of the way one after another.

All the way.

The car arrived in Shekou, backed up and went to a small town.

The town is still more than ten miles away from the village.

This time, we didn't take a car, we walked!

Both of us are disabled, and we walked slowly, just in a blink of an eye, and when it was getting dark, we walked slowly to the entrance of the village.

At the entrance of the village, the half-immortal enters the play.

Slowly followed behind me, mouth can not stop chanting.

That's it, after about 5 minutes, when we were about to reach the center of the village, we were stopped by two men.

"￥#%#￥%...￥"

I do not understand……

Besides, I can't speak even if I understand, I'm dumb.

I stared wide-eyed at the two of them.

After listening to the words, Ban Xian'er turned her ears away and said loudly, "You guys, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand."

As soon as they heard us speak Mandarin, they changed their mouth and said in very blunt and non-standard Mandarin: "What do you do? What do you want to do in this village?"

"Ah..." Banxian was stunned, and then he said in a hoarse voice: "We are Taoist priests practicing in Qingcheng. The master said about this place, and there is a purple qi that goes straight to the heaven. This purple qi can control the world for 500 years. Luck. Here, the emperor is about to appear!"

As soon as I heard it, I cursed inwardly, "Your uncle, half-immortal, you are talking too much, you are the emperor?"Your sister, is this a serious crime of beheading?Don't play around like this.

Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth, took a small stick, and secretly stabbed Banxian in the stomach.

Banxian recalled: "Well, in this peaceful age, it is impossible to be an emperor, but it is more than enough to be a rich man, so the master ordered me to come and see where the purple dragon veins are, so that I can go back and report. Just put it in the record and that’s it.”

At this time, a man took a box of Double Happiness cigarettes, tore open the seal, took one, put it on his mouth, lit it, and asked, "Do you know fortune-telling?"

Banxian: "Yes, yes, but Master said, you can't take money for fortune-telling. We do fortune-telling, but we don't need money."

No money at all.

Suddenly a guy, we were surrounded by people.

"Old man, do the math for me and see when I can get rich."

"Old man, do the math, when will I be able to marry a wife..."

The needs of the people are very strong. ,

Ban Xian'er swallowed her saliva and said: "Old man, we have traveled all the way here, and this grain of rice has not been eaten, and we have not drunk a drop of water, this...dumb, look where there is water for sale, buy a bottle of water to drink. "

I gestured wow-wow, and turned out my pocket again, which meant that I had no money.

Banxian sighed: "Oh, what do you mean by that?"

I wow, wow wow...

It's a pity that the role of Banxian'er is invisible.

Then, someone helped to speak: "Old man, this dumb man seems to say that he has no money."

"Ah, I don't have any money, so bear with it. If it rains later, open your mouth to catch some water to drink."

I am speechless, the logic of half-immortal thinking is too strong, crying poor, I really don't have such a way to cry.

At this time, a white man couldn't look down on him anymore.

We are so poor.

Then, he said: "Come on, come to my house, I will take care of you with good food and good food. But you have to be accurate in the calculation, if you are not accurate, you will be beaten to death!"