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Chapter 737 Can't get rid of it, entangled
After hearing my words, Heizhu showed two rows of small white teeth and said, "How many comics did you read before you came to America?"
I solemnly said: "This is not a comic, this is definitely not a game. Come...you come with me."
In fact, I know that even if I don't take the initiative to ask Black Pearl to come with me, this female federal spy who is overwhelmed by strong curiosity will follow her all the way.
The situation of class struggle is serious!
I was actually targeted by a female federal spy...
This is not a coincidence, but a dazzling little spark that burst out when two civilizations collided.
Lao Gai has many circles, but there is no doubt that the circle I joined tonight is their true inner circle.
Because of this, I have not seen a single Chinese.
Brother Tai stands out from the crowd.
Old American government officials are different from us. We do what our superiors tell us to do.As for Laomei, she has strong professional characteristics.
For example, the female spy who puts my butt behind her and follows her all the way with curiosity.
Her psychology is that this Chinese is very suspicious, and I need to know what is his purpose for entering this circle.What kind of intentions does he have, what is his job, who is his boss, and what kind of background does he have.
These, let us leave it, think that it is purely full of food, nothing to do, nosy, nonsense!
But Laomei doesn't think so!
I tasted it through this period of time. Here in Laomei, even if you take care of your own child and spank his butt a few times, and let the neighbors see it, the neighbors may call the police and say that you abused the children.
This is the cultural difference, the idea, the behavior, the conflict caused!
We whizzed out the door.
Cross a small road, and then through the green belt, along the breakwater, down to the beach.
I stood, looked at the sand, and began to look for Fanny's little hoofprints.
Janet: "Mr. Ji, are you kidding me? By the way, what do you do?"
I turned my head, stared at Janet, and I said, "SHIELD."
Big black girl, opened her mouth and giggled happily.
Happy sister!
Brother continued to look for little Fanny.
Following the hoof prints, I searched all the way, and finally found one...
Lids for wine bottles.
Your sister, it's time to drink.
I turned my head and said to the black girl: "Wait a minute, the target is already drinking, and he is probably going to have super powers soon, you have to be careful."
Playing around, the black girl put her hand in her bosom to take out, and there was a dark thing in her hand, then she quickly pulled the bolt of the gun and loaded the bullet.
I took a nap, is this necessary?
Is it necessary to be on the line like this?
I reached out my hand decisively, blocked the black girl's gun movement, and then I said: "The target is just an adult, so it is not suitable for shooting."
The black girl was happy: "Mr. Ji should tell me what it is that made you so curious."
I sneered: "You should ask yourself, what is it that makes you so curious about a strange Chinese man, do you want to ask me out?" I raised my eyebrows.
The black girl was stunned.
I said: "Quick number, make an appointment, three months later, I guess I can have time to drink coffee with you."
The black girl gritted her teeth and made a small fire.
I don't care about her because I've locked down little Fanny's hiding place.
Just beside a big reef, I saw a slender hand, which was exposed, and was holding a wine bottle in the hand.
I took a few steps forward.
Then, I got a little dizzy...
"You are not evil, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky... Uh" There is a hiccup here.
"Mom Five Flowers, Uncle Qianjin...uh... bow your head, thinking about your hometown..."
I'm really dizzy, this little Fanny, please don't say that I taught Chinese.
This order is all messed up.
I took a few steps forward and looked up.
All right, little Fanny, holding the wine bottle, swaying, facing the sea, reciting poems.
Well, after drinking and transforming this time, he is no longer a warrior, but a bard.
I walked slowly to little Fanny.
Fanny, who was originally facing the sea, giggled when she saw me, held the wine bottle in her hand, and then, whoosh...
I hide!
Fanny took a zombie step and walked a few times. When she saw that it was me, she frowned and said something mixed in Chinese and English: "J, I'm so 'pumping'."
I raised my head, looked at the sea, pretended to be forging ahead, and said with a lot of emotions: "Use wine to shed sorrows, sorrows become more sorrowful, draw a knife to cut off water, water flows more, life is unsatisfactory, spread out in the Ming Dynasty, and make flat boats."
After singing, I didn't care about the goosebumps that erupted on my body. I said to Fannie: "Miss Fannie, this is your fate. If you survive, it will be sunny. If you are well, It's Langyue."
As mentioned above, I speak Chinese.
Similarly, this was not for Fanny, but for the black female spy behind her.
At this time, the female spy came up slowly, raised her eyebrows and said to me: "I understand, so you are a private tutor hired by Galen, come and teach Fannyer Chinese."
I smiled and said, "Also, physical and mental health care."
Just got here.
Suddenly, Fannel somehow reached out and picked up a stone on the beach, gritted her teeth, whoosh, moved in front of the female agent, stretched out her arms, and was about to shoot!
I go!This is not a brick, girl, you can't shoot it!
When a female spy encounters an attack, her trained skills can instinctively make a series of reactions.
Stretch out with one hand, grab Fannie's arm with your hand, twist your wrist, reach into your arms with the other hand, draw out the gun, then put the muzzle down, and aim at Fannie.
So brutal!
I went straight forward, grabbed the barrel of the gun, pulled it forward, and the gun was unloaded, then hugged Fanny in my arms, turned the gun in my hand, and pointed it directly at the female spy.
Fannyer leaned in my arms like a human being, pointed at the female spy and said, "I don't like her, kill her!"
The female agent froze for a moment.
At the same time, I also know what I have done.
No, my movements just now were very proficient and authentic, this...
As soon as I thought about it, I immediately reversed the muzzle of the gun, and handed the handle of the gun to the female spy.
The female spy put away her gun, looked at me coldly and said, "Mr. Ji, you are pretty good at it, where did you get your training?"
This black guy, why is it a leech, once bitten, why can't he get rid of it?
I smiled immediately: "Personally, I like shooting guns, bang bang bang! I really like it...really."
The female spy smiled: "Okay, another day, let's go to a shooting range and play with guns together, ok?"
I laughed and said, "I'm really busy, it's not easy to take care of my family."
Female agent: "There must be time. When the time comes, I'll call you." After finishing speaking, she lowered her head and looked at Fanny Er: "Don't let her drink anymore, if she drinks again, she will be useless."
After finishing the last sentence, the female spy gave me another playful look, then turned around and fled.
Is this the rhythm to be exposed?
This black girl is a scourge!
How to do?
Silence?Sink into the sea after all?still……
Nothing is right!
snort!What to do, get on the thief boat and find a way to get it!
I'm going to be wicked again!
As soon as the female spy left, little Fanny put her in my arms and hummed: "J, I want wine, I want wine."
Still drinking, haven't you heard?Drink it again, you little girl's film, it will be useless.
But Fannie didn't care about this, she put her arms around my neck again, and kept muttering: "I want to drink, where is my wine..."
I lowered my head and glanced at the wine bottle on the ground.Just drank a third of it.
In addition, there is an unopened bottle, which is placed behind the reef.
So, I said to the drunk Fanny: "Well, let's play a game. You close your eyes and count to fifty, and I'll give you a drink."
"Okay, okay!" Fanny, cheerful, stretched out her hand to cover her eyes.
I sneakily buried the wine bottle in the sand, then took the half-empty bottle, poured out the remaining wine, and returned with a bottle of seawater.
47, 48, 49, fifty...
Fanny opened her eyes.
I handed the modified wine to her.
Fanny raised her head, boldly, aimed at it, and poured it vigorously!
After filling more than half of the bottle, it is estimated that the taste is not right.
The bottle flew, vomit!
I vomited.
This effect is what is needed, sea water has a strong emetic effect.
Fanny has a lot of alcohol in her stomach and she needs an emetic to help get the alcohol out.
I vomited for 6 minutes.
I rubbed Zhongwan acupoint for her again.
Pat on the back.
In the end, the vomiting stopped.
Alcohol, sea water, all got out.
Fanny also woke up from the wine.
I stretched out my butt pocket, took out a bag of tissues, and wiped her tears, snot, corners of her mouth and so on.
Cleaned up.
Fanny: "J, what kind of wine is this, it's too bad."
I said, "This is wine! It's just that you can't drink it now."
Fanny was surprised: "Why?"
I smirked: "Because, I released oriental magic on wine."
"Wow..." Fanny covered her mouth in surprise.
This is not surprising.
We always think that Americans seem to know China very well.In fact, in Nevada, as well as in many places in Texas, many Americans think that Chinese people still have a long-haired, thin, waxy-faced image.
Moreover, the East remains synonymous with mystery to many Americans.
In addition, magic, and witches and supernatural powers, in the minds of many girls in the United States, all unknown and surprising existences like to use magic to interpret.
I solemnly said to Fanny: "I am your guardian, because you drank alcohol without my permission, so all the wine you drank was enchanted by me. Only, after my permission, You can only drink real wine, you understand?"
Fanny's eyes widened: "Understood, then find me a drink now."
I smirked: "I don't agree."
Fannyer said awkwardly: "Then what do you have to do to agree?"
I said, "Go back now, be with Mom and Dad, and have a good time at this party, that's all."
Fanny gritted her teeth: "I'm sick of those people."
I said, "Drink..."
Fanny surrendered: "Okay, let's go with you."
Just like that, I dragged Fanny, who was peeing, back to the party scene.
Mrs. Gai breathed a long sigh of relief, I can see the gratitude in my heart from the eyes.
At night, the party finally went without any trouble.
After ten o'clock, we drove back home.
They go back to their rooms, go to bed, and die.
Rarely, this night, Fanny, there was no fuss.
The next day, get up early.
After breakfast, the couple said goodbye to me.Just drive for 10 minutes.
Doorbell rang.
I ran outside to have a look.
Well, the female agent, Janet, stood coolly next to a big Lincoln SUV, looking at me with a playful smile.
I solemnly said: "This is not a comic, this is definitely not a game. Come...you come with me."
In fact, I know that even if I don't take the initiative to ask Black Pearl to come with me, this female federal spy who is overwhelmed by strong curiosity will follow her all the way.
The situation of class struggle is serious!
I was actually targeted by a female federal spy...
This is not a coincidence, but a dazzling little spark that burst out when two civilizations collided.
Lao Gai has many circles, but there is no doubt that the circle I joined tonight is their true inner circle.
Because of this, I have not seen a single Chinese.
Brother Tai stands out from the crowd.
Old American government officials are different from us. We do what our superiors tell us to do.As for Laomei, she has strong professional characteristics.
For example, the female spy who puts my butt behind her and follows her all the way with curiosity.
Her psychology is that this Chinese is very suspicious, and I need to know what is his purpose for entering this circle.What kind of intentions does he have, what is his job, who is his boss, and what kind of background does he have.
These, let us leave it, think that it is purely full of food, nothing to do, nosy, nonsense!
But Laomei doesn't think so!
I tasted it through this period of time. Here in Laomei, even if you take care of your own child and spank his butt a few times, and let the neighbors see it, the neighbors may call the police and say that you abused the children.
This is the cultural difference, the idea, the behavior, the conflict caused!
We whizzed out the door.
Cross a small road, and then through the green belt, along the breakwater, down to the beach.
I stood, looked at the sand, and began to look for Fanny's little hoofprints.
Janet: "Mr. Ji, are you kidding me? By the way, what do you do?"
I turned my head, stared at Janet, and I said, "SHIELD."
Big black girl, opened her mouth and giggled happily.
Happy sister!
Brother continued to look for little Fanny.
Following the hoof prints, I searched all the way, and finally found one...
Lids for wine bottles.
Your sister, it's time to drink.
I turned my head and said to the black girl: "Wait a minute, the target is already drinking, and he is probably going to have super powers soon, you have to be careful."
Playing around, the black girl put her hand in her bosom to take out, and there was a dark thing in her hand, then she quickly pulled the bolt of the gun and loaded the bullet.
I took a nap, is this necessary?
Is it necessary to be on the line like this?
I reached out my hand decisively, blocked the black girl's gun movement, and then I said: "The target is just an adult, so it is not suitable for shooting."
The black girl was happy: "Mr. Ji should tell me what it is that made you so curious."
I sneered: "You should ask yourself, what is it that makes you so curious about a strange Chinese man, do you want to ask me out?" I raised my eyebrows.
The black girl was stunned.
I said: "Quick number, make an appointment, three months later, I guess I can have time to drink coffee with you."
The black girl gritted her teeth and made a small fire.
I don't care about her because I've locked down little Fanny's hiding place.
Just beside a big reef, I saw a slender hand, which was exposed, and was holding a wine bottle in the hand.
I took a few steps forward.
Then, I got a little dizzy...
"You are not evil, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky... Uh" There is a hiccup here.
"Mom Five Flowers, Uncle Qianjin...uh... bow your head, thinking about your hometown..."
I'm really dizzy, this little Fanny, please don't say that I taught Chinese.
This order is all messed up.
I took a few steps forward and looked up.
All right, little Fanny, holding the wine bottle, swaying, facing the sea, reciting poems.
Well, after drinking and transforming this time, he is no longer a warrior, but a bard.
I walked slowly to little Fanny.
Fanny, who was originally facing the sea, giggled when she saw me, held the wine bottle in her hand, and then, whoosh...
I hide!
Fanny took a zombie step and walked a few times. When she saw that it was me, she frowned and said something mixed in Chinese and English: "J, I'm so 'pumping'."
I raised my head, looked at the sea, pretended to be forging ahead, and said with a lot of emotions: "Use wine to shed sorrows, sorrows become more sorrowful, draw a knife to cut off water, water flows more, life is unsatisfactory, spread out in the Ming Dynasty, and make flat boats."
After singing, I didn't care about the goosebumps that erupted on my body. I said to Fannie: "Miss Fannie, this is your fate. If you survive, it will be sunny. If you are well, It's Langyue."
As mentioned above, I speak Chinese.
Similarly, this was not for Fanny, but for the black female spy behind her.
At this time, the female spy came up slowly, raised her eyebrows and said to me: "I understand, so you are a private tutor hired by Galen, come and teach Fannyer Chinese."
I smiled and said, "Also, physical and mental health care."
Just got here.
Suddenly, Fannel somehow reached out and picked up a stone on the beach, gritted her teeth, whoosh, moved in front of the female agent, stretched out her arms, and was about to shoot!
I go!This is not a brick, girl, you can't shoot it!
When a female spy encounters an attack, her trained skills can instinctively make a series of reactions.
Stretch out with one hand, grab Fannie's arm with your hand, twist your wrist, reach into your arms with the other hand, draw out the gun, then put the muzzle down, and aim at Fannie.
So brutal!
I went straight forward, grabbed the barrel of the gun, pulled it forward, and the gun was unloaded, then hugged Fanny in my arms, turned the gun in my hand, and pointed it directly at the female spy.
Fannyer leaned in my arms like a human being, pointed at the female spy and said, "I don't like her, kill her!"
The female agent froze for a moment.
At the same time, I also know what I have done.
No, my movements just now were very proficient and authentic, this...
As soon as I thought about it, I immediately reversed the muzzle of the gun, and handed the handle of the gun to the female spy.
The female spy put away her gun, looked at me coldly and said, "Mr. Ji, you are pretty good at it, where did you get your training?"
This black guy, why is it a leech, once bitten, why can't he get rid of it?
I smiled immediately: "Personally, I like shooting guns, bang bang bang! I really like it...really."
The female spy smiled: "Okay, another day, let's go to a shooting range and play with guns together, ok?"
I laughed and said, "I'm really busy, it's not easy to take care of my family."
Female agent: "There must be time. When the time comes, I'll call you." After finishing speaking, she lowered her head and looked at Fanny Er: "Don't let her drink anymore, if she drinks again, she will be useless."
After finishing the last sentence, the female spy gave me another playful look, then turned around and fled.
Is this the rhythm to be exposed?
This black girl is a scourge!
How to do?
Silence?Sink into the sea after all?still……
Nothing is right!
snort!What to do, get on the thief boat and find a way to get it!
I'm going to be wicked again!
As soon as the female spy left, little Fanny put her in my arms and hummed: "J, I want wine, I want wine."
Still drinking, haven't you heard?Drink it again, you little girl's film, it will be useless.
But Fannie didn't care about this, she put her arms around my neck again, and kept muttering: "I want to drink, where is my wine..."
I lowered my head and glanced at the wine bottle on the ground.Just drank a third of it.
In addition, there is an unopened bottle, which is placed behind the reef.
So, I said to the drunk Fanny: "Well, let's play a game. You close your eyes and count to fifty, and I'll give you a drink."
"Okay, okay!" Fanny, cheerful, stretched out her hand to cover her eyes.
I sneakily buried the wine bottle in the sand, then took the half-empty bottle, poured out the remaining wine, and returned with a bottle of seawater.
47, 48, 49, fifty...
Fanny opened her eyes.
I handed the modified wine to her.
Fanny raised her head, boldly, aimed at it, and poured it vigorously!
After filling more than half of the bottle, it is estimated that the taste is not right.
The bottle flew, vomit!
I vomited.
This effect is what is needed, sea water has a strong emetic effect.
Fanny has a lot of alcohol in her stomach and she needs an emetic to help get the alcohol out.
I vomited for 6 minutes.
I rubbed Zhongwan acupoint for her again.
Pat on the back.
In the end, the vomiting stopped.
Alcohol, sea water, all got out.
Fanny also woke up from the wine.
I stretched out my butt pocket, took out a bag of tissues, and wiped her tears, snot, corners of her mouth and so on.
Cleaned up.
Fanny: "J, what kind of wine is this, it's too bad."
I said, "This is wine! It's just that you can't drink it now."
Fanny was surprised: "Why?"
I smirked: "Because, I released oriental magic on wine."
"Wow..." Fanny covered her mouth in surprise.
This is not surprising.
We always think that Americans seem to know China very well.In fact, in Nevada, as well as in many places in Texas, many Americans think that Chinese people still have a long-haired, thin, waxy-faced image.
Moreover, the East remains synonymous with mystery to many Americans.
In addition, magic, and witches and supernatural powers, in the minds of many girls in the United States, all unknown and surprising existences like to use magic to interpret.
I solemnly said to Fanny: "I am your guardian, because you drank alcohol without my permission, so all the wine you drank was enchanted by me. Only, after my permission, You can only drink real wine, you understand?"
Fanny's eyes widened: "Understood, then find me a drink now."
I smirked: "I don't agree."
Fannyer said awkwardly: "Then what do you have to do to agree?"
I said, "Go back now, be with Mom and Dad, and have a good time at this party, that's all."
Fanny gritted her teeth: "I'm sick of those people."
I said, "Drink..."
Fanny surrendered: "Okay, let's go with you."
Just like that, I dragged Fanny, who was peeing, back to the party scene.
Mrs. Gai breathed a long sigh of relief, I can see the gratitude in my heart from the eyes.
At night, the party finally went without any trouble.
After ten o'clock, we drove back home.
They go back to their rooms, go to bed, and die.
Rarely, this night, Fanny, there was no fuss.
The next day, get up early.
After breakfast, the couple said goodbye to me.Just drive for 10 minutes.
Doorbell rang.
I ran outside to have a look.
Well, the female agent, Janet, stood coolly next to a big Lincoln SUV, looking at me with a playful smile.
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