Japan, also known as mud bombardment, Japan.

The island of Japan is long, narrow, and small, with scarce products and constant natural disasters, such as earthquakes, volcanoes, and tsunamis, all year round.

The I Ching hexagrams alone illustrate that the geographical features of the Japanese islands have contributed to the unique character of the Japanese.

Forbearance, humbleness, and specialization.In addition to these three commendatory words, there are also pessimistic, extreme, and paranoid.

The three little Nibos arrived in front of my door, each mouthful of Mr. Ji Baida, which really surprised me a little.

Not for anything else.

They treated me as the real Ji Boda.

This matter is like walking on the edge of a knife, brother, is it true now?No, it's fake.And as soon as it is revealed that I am the real Ji Baida, that's all right, let's run away in an instant!

I froze for a while.

After the little surprise, he still smiled and said to the three Nihongs in English: "You three are so troublesome, why did you come to find me?"

The leader is xxx Kogoro.For short, Little Five Wolf, said to me very politely: "Mr. Ji, can we go in and talk?"

Me: "Welcome..."

Step aside and let me in.

The white girl and the black girl standing on the side have different complexions.

The white girl had a playful look on her face, while the black girl was slightly confused and extremely puzzled.

I welcomed the three of them in and told the little black boy to push Catherine outside to bask in the sun first.

Next, take a seat.

Sit down, wave again, black and white twins, serve coffee.

The black girl glared at me bitterly, and went to get some coffee with the white girl.

The coffee arrives.

I take one please.

The other party, thank you, held it in both hands, and took a sip carefully.

At the end, Little Five Wolf said to me: "Mr. Ji, we noticed you when you were in Hong Kong. Later, we conducted a special investigation and found out that you are a highly respected young Chinese medicine practitioner, and we admire you very much."

I smile and nod.

This is the case for Xiao Nihong. In the initial stage of interacting with foreigners, he was servile and courteous.If you believe it and have a deep friendship, you will gradually have a cold face and look very serious.If they get closer, at the end, they will take off their masks and reveal their claws and claws, showing all their viciousness.

I remember when I was in college, a teacher in our college who had lived in Nihong for several years told us.If you think Mud Boom is very polite, polite, and friendly, it means you haven't become friends with them yet.When you become friends deeply and become inseparable, you will find that...

Ha ha.

Whatever they do to you, you will never forget it.

This is the essence of mud bombers.

is it scary?It's scary, believe me, if you have friends who are friends, you must grasp the heat of your communication with them, and you must limit it to the stage where you let the other party be servile and polite.

At this time, I said: "It's okay to admire me, go all the way to America to find me."

Little Five Wolf: "Mr. Ji speaks very directly, the thing is like this..."

The Little Five Wolves told me that one of their presidents was suffering from a serious illness and was about to die.And through investigation, they learned that I am one of the few TCM doctors in this world who know how to continue life in TCM.Therefore, they came to me, hoping that I could use the method of Chinese medicine to continue the life of their president.

When I heard this, I said, "Where is your president now?"

Little Five Wolf: "He's in Las Vegas, recuperating."

Las Vegas is located in the middle of the desert, and the air is very dry. What kind of recuperation can be done there.

As far as I know, that place seems to be a very good gold selling cave.

I have a good idea.

"That's it, listen up. I'm going to go to Catalina Island to treat people. That island is very close to Los Angeles. If your president really needs me to give treatment, then Go to Catalina Island to line up, and we will continue after I have treated the patients in hand. If, you..."

At this time, the little five wolves suddenly interrupted me forcefully: "Mr. Ji, please treat our president first."

After finishing speaking, Sanni Hong bowed their heads together.

I was startled.

Little Five Wolf: "Mr. Ji, please treat our society first."

Here comes another sentence.

I am in a hurry.

You are simply using so-called polite means to force people here!

Brother and uncle, I really don't like your tricks!

"Janet! See off!"

Black girl, whoosh, flashed over.

Sannihong still has to hang on.

Black girl, go straight up: "Which company are you? What's the name of your president? Why did you come to the United States? Are you here legally? Is your president a member of the Japanese gang?"

Under a powerful, aggressive FBI-style interrogation.

Mud Boom, retreat!

Yes, let's continue with the topic of making friends above.

To make friends with mud bombers, remember one thing, don't treat them as human beings, and try to harm them!To hit hard!That way, they will respect you and become good friends with you.

Ask why?It's very simple. The U.S. emperors knew that nuclear weapons were a kind of weapon against humanity, but they still threw two nuclear weapons on the muddy ground!

Two hits!But it didn't make Ni Hong and Lao Mei grudge against Lao Mei, on the contrary, Lao Mei was most welcomed by Ni Hong's people.

Nihong has been challenging us, using us as political weapons and political tools.why?Hehe, we are too polite to them, too humane!

Therefore, one is not to treat them as human beings psychologically, and the other is to elevate oneself to the status of masters in terms of real ability!

In that way, the Japanese will bow their heads and call themselves slaves!

"Mr. Ji, we will wait for you at Catalina Island. At that time, I hope you will treat our president." The little five wolves stood up, lowered their heads, turned around silently, and exited the room.

Wait until the three muds are gone.

I glanced at the black girl and said, "Well done."

The black girl was at a loss: "Why? What did I do?"

I smiled and said, "These three people, I don't know if you have noticed, but the one who is the leader is called Little Five Wolf, and he has a very obvious physical feature."

The black girl shook her head, indicating that she didn't pay attention.

Bai Niu'er took over the conversation: "J, that Japanese has no little finger on his left hand."

I like it.

Hei Niu was stunned again: "Disabled?"

I am speechless.

I said: "He is not a disabled person, it is obviously a cut, okay? It is one of the important traces of Japanese gangs. This little five wolf made a mistake in the gang, and the broken little finger is his punishment for his mistakes. .”

Black girl: "Ah..."

The Tuo gun is about to charge.

The Japanese underworld has appeared in the United States, such a big event, why don't the FBI hurry up?Just sit around and wait for them to turn into terrorists.

The black girl just ran to the door, so I pulled her back.

"What's the hurry. That..." I stretched my neck and looked outside: "Ruluda, push your sister in."

Luluda turned around and pushed little Catherine into the room again.

I sat in the house, and I said: "Now, I have a solemn announcement. We are going to Catalina Island and staying for a while."

"Wow..." Bai Niu'er's face was bright.

Yeah, bourgeois chicks, love vacations and all.

I said: "Well, our small organization, a small group, has just been established. I am the boss, in order to encourage everyone to unite, so I specially arranged such a journey. The duration is about ten days. By the way, White, you Book a hotel now."

White blushed, whoosh... escaped.

Uh, this guy didn't even say hello, that's all, just ran away?

Next, everyone began to pack their things.

Catalina, the real Chinese full name is Santa Catalina Island.

Here, how to get there?The most convenient means of transportation is the Long Beach Pier in Los Angeles, and it takes just over an hour to get there by boat.

White booked hotels and boat tickets.

The name of the hotel is Santa Catalina Hotel, a four-star international standard.

Anyway, it's all Joseph's money.

We counted people as a group and booked three single rooms and one large suite.

The single room is a black girl, a white girl, and White, one for each person.

Big suite, three beds, respectively me, Catherine, and little black boy.

Pack up your things and take the medicine for Catherine.

We leave our new home.

Go to Santa Catalina.

Go to drive, arrive at the port, find a place for long-term parking, pay, and park.

Done, get on board, let's go.

Today is a fine day.

The wind is sunny and the waves are calm.

The people on this boat are basically tourists visiting Santa Catalina, and everyone is now gathering on the deck to take pictures.

I was pushing Catherine's wheelchair, and I was also on the deck, looking at the blue sea and sky.

The sea breeze is blowing, watching leisurely.

Suddenly, Little Luda stretched out his hand to hold my hand, and said in a low voice, "J, I'm afraid we're going to be in trouble during this trip."

My heart moved, and I was about to say, am I still in less trouble now?You see what's the trouble again.

But Xiaolu Luda raised his head and signaled me to stop talking with cute eyes. Then, he stretched out his little hand and pointed quietly not far away.

I turned my head.

Well, a bunch of black person bros.

Big thick chains, bald head, big muscular arms, big boobs!

Of course, the black brothers are not the point, the point is that they are all surrounded by a big black fat man.

Hei Fatty, about 50 years old, is very burly and rich, and has a big chain around his neck.

He was fat and dark, with fierce eyes and a sturdy expression. At first glance, he was definitely not a good person.

I took a look.

The other party, suddenly, turned his head and stared back at me fiercely.

I move the face away.

Then, little Luda said to me: "J, this man is a wizard from our place, but he is not from the same tribe as me."

I nodded, and the handman said on the railing of the boat: "So what?"

Xiao Luda sighed sadly and said: "It's not going to happen. The key is that I once commanded people to kill more than 30 men in their tribe. In addition, I also robbed more than [-] of their women to come back as wives." .”

I gasped, looked down at Lu Luda, and said, "You...you are too cruel."

Lu Luda looked at the sea sadly: "As a wizard, I can't help myself. Sigh... now, what should I do?"

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