I faint.

But I didn't fall, I smiled and looked at the row of girls standing in front of me.

They are young, beautiful, and exude a strong seductive aura from all over their bodies.

Of course, with one exception.

She is Chuanmeier.

A friend's wife can't be bullied, I have to rule her out first.

Now, I have experienced the enlightenment of my second uncle, and when I face them again, my heart is suddenly infinitely calm.

Although, there are still some small evils that reverberate in my mind from time to time.

But compared to before, I feel that my skill is higher.

I tell myself this--

These girls in front of you are like a beautiful piece of music. If you like it, you can repeat the song endlessly, but there is no need to fight for the copyright of the music.

I am happy that the brain can realize such a sturdy logic.

I am happy, I am happy.

I smiled and said to the girls in a low voice, "Are you planning to organize a group to bribe me?"

Shi Xiaoyu giggled: "It's just to bribe you! What the hell!"

I gritted my teeth: "You guys are too bad."

The girls giggled wildly, like a group of female fairies in Journey to the West.

And I, just like the second-rate Tang Seng.

The mouth is Amitabha, but the heart is very complicated.

I first tasted the handicraft of small fish --- stewed diced meat with dried fruit.

Ingredients, beef, diced, cashew nuts, pistachios, pine nuts, walnuts.

Put the above together, lightly put oil, high heat, stir-fry vigorously, and get out of the pot quickly.

The taste is very good, not only has the rich aroma of dried fruit, but also does not lose the original tenderness and smoothness of beef.

The ingredients are expensive, and the essence of the dishes, from the inside to the outside, reveals a faint taste of Chinese food.

Next, I tasted Yu Linglin's pure Indian curry chicken, Xiaofei's oil-soaked cabbage heart, Her Majesty the Queen's Northeast famous dish, including Ren Ling. Scrambled eggs with Shandong scallions (this dish is evil, it is said to be extremely aphrodisiac.)

I tasted Chuanmeier's authentic couple's lung slices again.

Finally, it was Xiaoqi's turn.

My eternal little tender model smiled and handed a bowl of noodles to me.

When I saw it, I was stunned.

Shredded Beef Ramen!

And it was the bowl of ramen that I cooked for Xiao Qi at her home that night.

Xiaoqi, remember this smell.

Today, it was cloned again.

I was slightly moved, and I held the bowl.

Although my stomach is already full, I still ate this bowl of ramen with a big mouthful.

Seeing that I had finished eating, Xiaoqi couldn't wait to ask, "Tell me, is it delicious?"

Uh……

I had a big, gorgeous belch.

Letting my tongue move around in my mouth, I frowned slightly, and asked Xiao Qi: "Well, there seems to be some seasoning missing.'

Xiao Qi tilted his head and thought for a while, then suddenly shouted: "Oh! I didn't put any salt."

I breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily I didn’t add salt, if I put too much salt, it would kill me alive!

I motioned the girls to sit down with me in the kitchen.

I made a fair judgment on their cooking tonight.

Xiaoyu’s stir-fried diced meat with dried fruit is very rare. I have never seen it before. It is a pure foodie. In order to satisfy the strong appetite, I invented and created the dish myself.

Xiaoyu did not refute this, but nodded in agreement.

I also said that although the idea is new and the ingredients are good, the taste is...slightly dry, and the smell of oil and salt hides the aroma of the dried fruit itself, which is not enough.

After I finished judging Xiaoyu, I turned my gaze to Yu Linglin again.

The little queen has a strong aura and her eyes are like knives.

I am not afraid, and go up to the knife.

I said: "This dish, curry chicken, should be regarded as Indian taste. I have never tasted the authentic Ah San's dish. I don't know the taste. I shouldn't make judgments. But after tasting your dish, I have a question. Ask you."

Yu Linglin looked like a queen: "What are you asking?"

I said, "Is all curry chicken raw? How come you still have blood in this chicken! Blood! Beauty! Red, fishy chicken blood."

I took a table knife and cut a piece of curry chicken and put it in front of the little queen.

The queen is broken.

Fan Er, the queen who ruled the world, disappeared instantly, covered her face and bowed her head, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, but she just kept silent anyway.

I set my eyes on Her Lady Queen.

The queen shuddered.

I picked a piece of Guobaorou: "Guobaorou is a Northeast dish. It is golden in color, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and sour. But why is your Guobaorou in the form of black jerky? Damn it, beauty! Pure jerky, why isn’t it tender?”

The queen blushed: "The oil... is too hot, I... am too old to fry."

I sighed slightly, and pushed away the pot of meat.

At this time, I took a bite of Ren Ling's scrambled eggs with green onions: "Ren Ling, green onions... why is there a gift for this dish?"

Ren Ling was puzzled.

From between my teeth, I pull a piece of plastic string used to bind onions.

"I ask Little Miss Ren to explain the specific purpose of this rope."

Ren Ling: "Ah! I'm dead."

Hiding his face and bowing his head, he didn't know whether it was joy or sorrow, but he just refused to speak.

I snorted coldly, pushed away the scrambled eggs with scallions, moved the husband and wife's lung slices, and soaked cabbage heart in oil.

Um!Yes, Husband and wife lung slices are tender, smooth, and have a good taste. The taste is suitable for salty and light, slightly spicy.

I put the root cabbage again.

Yes, choy sum is a famous vegetable in Guangdong, and everyone likes to eat it.

This dish, simple oil-soaked method, is plain, and the taste retains the original fragrance of choy sum.Although there is a lot of oil, it is not greasy, um, the standard private method, authentic, praise!

I have tasted dishes.

Smiling and leaning her head back on the back of the chair, she recalled the elegance of Choi Sum and the spicy fragrance of Husband and wife lung slices in her heart.

Sudden.

I feel something is wrong with the atmosphere.

When I opened my eyes, I saw several torch-like gazes, full of the words 'anger, anger, hate', projecting straight on me.

I panicked.

All the girls shouted: "Da Jibo, what are you pretending to be!"

I sat up, dodged, and ran away.

The girls jumped up and followed, baring their teeth and claws.

"Help!"

As I ran to the couch, I tripped over an outstretched foot.

All the girls rushed up.

I was grabbed with one hand and bitten.

My arm was pinched by someone's claw.

but--

this is not**.

**Yes, I suddenly felt two pieces of soft, warm lips smacking my face secretly, and kissed me a little.

Relying on his uncle, I was kissed again.

Whose mouth is this?Who is it?

I opened my eyes, trying to find the criminals.

Suddenly, a delicate and soft body pressed me hard with a standard cat pounce posture, with a scream of meow.

my eyes!

My eyes were blocked by two loose and soft things.

I feel suffocated and I have to breathe hard.

What is inhaled in the nose is the rich smell full of endless girlish body fragrance.

fire!

All of a sudden, a raging flame rose in my dantian.

At this time, I thought of my second uncle and what he told me.

I regained my composure quickly within 1.5 seconds.

but!

A more terrible feeling appeared.

Who the hell wants to take off my pants!

Whose hand is this?

I was about to reach out to help that evil little claw go further in crime.

Suddenly, the owner of the claw seemed to hesitate, fiddled with the belt buckle twice with his little hand, but couldn't understand it, so he pulled it back with a whoosh.

I feel deeply that this is obviously a typical manifestation of lack of hard work and timidity when it comes to the battlefield.

Girl, usually, you have to practice more and work hard. Only in this way, when the battle comes, you will be able to win every battle.

The emotion is over, in the next 3 minutes ––

I tragically turned into a Tang monk.

Got bullied by a group of female goblins in the house.

Finally, the battle was over, everyone vented all their dissatisfaction with me, and all of them returned to their ladylike appearances, and sat on the side in a decent manner.

I found out tragically.

On the arm, there are at least three faint teeth marks.

The ears turned red from being bitten, and there was a little saliva on the big-faced son (ps: I don’t know which wicked person actually uses such an obscene trick as licking.)

The leg was pinched and it hurt.

The nose was pinched and breathing just resumed.

The eyes are squeezed, and the eyesight is slowly recovering.

I turned my head and sighed weakly.

All the girls looked at me with pitiful expressions.

Chuan Meier covered her mouth and couldn't stop giggling.

I looked at Meier Chuan and reached out to signal her to come over.

Chuan Meier walked closer and sat down.

I whispered: "You didn't do anything just now, did you?"

Chuan Mei'er couldn't hold back anymore: "The girls in your family are too crazy, I...I don't dare to get involved."

I breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine if you don't have it, it's fine if you don't have it." Suddenly, I turned my head, stared at Chuan Mei'er fiercely and said, "Today, if you dare to tell what happened, I will never take my sister with you again. I went to your milk tea shop."

Chuan Meier was shocked: "Brother Ji, no, I will never tell. Even if Lao Liu interrogates me, I will not tell the truth."

I seriously: "You swear."

Chuan Meier: "I swear! Absolutely swear!"

I nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, I was about to get up.

Her Majesty, Ren Ling, surrounded by all the girls, came up to me and said, "Da Jibo, which room shall we sleep in?"

I said, "There are two guest bedrooms, you can choose whatever you want."

The queen and Ren Ling looked at each other, and suddenly they both smiled badly and said, "Where's your bedroom?"

I was shocked: "No one wants to think about my bedroom, my bedroom..." I rolled my eyes and said loudly: "People died in my room, there is a ghost!"

At this time, I don't know if the property management team cooperated with me, or what.

All the lights in the house suddenly went out.

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