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This time, when dealing with nine people, they can no longer go through dead ends.

What is the reason?This escape, I wanted to find Chu Qian, that is, the woman who deceived Banxian'er.Dunxiang gave a reminder that he had to go through the door of death.

He fought back and forth in the gate of death, and killed Lin Erna and her party of six.

This dead door, even if it came out.

At this time, if I raise the gun again, lure the enemy, chug people... then I will go into the dead end by myself.

Therefore, this ambush has to be done in another way.

At this time, I glanced at Banxian'er beside me, and said to him in a subdued voice: "Brother, this time, I'm afraid I have to wrong you."

Banxian'er shrank back, and replied in a low voice: "Bai Da, you helped my brother out of my heart, this grievance is nothing, tell me! As long as I don't let me seduce those nine elders , you let me do anything."

I said with a silent smirk: "Don't worry, I reckon their orientation is normal. That's it, you come..."

I clung to Banxian'er's ear and said, "In a moment, I'll punch you a few times, make your nose bleed and your eye sockets bruise, and then I'll hold you with a gun and go back, understand?"

Banxian'er was dumbfounded: "Bai Da, I didn't ask you to provoke you, are you avenging private revenge for public affairs?"

I replied: "This is a trick. Otherwise, you think you can take care of those nine people and protect my safety at the same time. If you hit me, you come and escort me over with a gun."

Banxian lowered his head and thought for a while: "It's still you who hit me."

boom!

"It's a real fight."

bang bang.

"I'm going, my nose is bleeding, find a tissue quickly."

Bang bang bang!

"Bai Da, you, you are not finished."

I put my hand away, looked at it carefully, um, it's almost there.

Then, I put my hand in my back bag, found some tissue, stained it with Banxian'er's nosebleed, put it on his face and smeared it randomly, and when I was done, stuffed it in his nostrils.

"It's done, wait a little longer, your eye sockets are turning green."

This waited for about ten minutes.

I reached out and touched it.

This half fairy's face was completely swollen, and one eye was narrowed into a slit.

ok, all together!

Next, start talking to Banxian'er about the line, the storyline.

This is probably the case, Banxian'er is a little Taoist doctor, and they attacked Lin Erna this afternoon.Then, Lin Erna led the whole staff to organize a counterattack.During the counterattack, Banxian'er fell into my hands.However, Lin Erna confessed that Banxian'er is of great use, it cannot be killed or harmed, and it needs to eat and drink to make it fat.

So, the female leader, Comrade Erna, let me alone to escort the half fairy back to the camp, and they wanted to start a jungle battle with the group of little Taoist doctors in the primeval forest.

As for us, we have to wait by the river.

This is the background of the story, the actual operation.

Banxian'er needs to make good use of his magic stick skills...

Right now, these nine big brothers are typical fools.These people have one thing in common, which is superstition.

Superstition and belief are two different things.

Faith is based on a rational point of view. Believe in and believe in the gods, and then follow the guidance of the gods, be down-to-earth, step by step, behave, act, and treat others.

Superstition is to regard the gods as a tool to seek wealth and satisfy desires.

Xian'er, please let me have a precious son early, let me have good luck and fortune this year, let me marry a rich and beautiful woman, let my wishes come true, let me here, let me there.

Among the Chinese people, this kind of superstition has gone to sea!

Do the gods owe you something?Is it yours?Why do you want to do something for you?

Remember a word, a happy life, always rely on your own hands, through normal channels to obtain.

Also, if you want to change your luck, you must first change your mentality.

The basis of good luck is devotion, that is, dedicating and sharing everything you have with family and friends around you.

Cultivate this mentality, and good luck will come soon.

And the basis of bad luck is taking. When one day, you keep asking for a lot of material for your body, your bad luck is about to start.

Right now, when dealing with these nine enemies, I certainly cannot explain to them the difference between superstition and belief, and then let them put down their butcher knives and focus on doing good.

If I can do that, I'm a god...

All I can do now is to use a stupid word deep in their hearts to disintegrate each other.

Right now, Banxian'er and I have studied several plans.

After going through one by one.

I buried the gun hidden behind the rock, then waved my hand, and Banxian'er followed the mountain and climbed up.

In the dark night, we went up the mountainside, climbed for a while, missed the hiding place before, and then we started down the mountain.

"Go! Listen! Come on! Come on!"

I yelled.

Ban Xian'er was in front, walking staggeringly.

At night, it was quiet, the two of us were talking very loudly, and immediately, someone from Jiangwei came to take a picture with a flashlight.

"Who? What are you doing?"

I yelled at the top of my voice, "Who are you! Sister Erna said it, the delivery people?"

The other party: "Who are you, Erna?"

Me: "I'm Little Northeast!"

"Little Northeast? Where's Erna?"

"She took someone to arrest someone. I just caught one in my hand."

The Northeast dialect I learned from the Queen has come into play now.

While talking to the people on the river beach, I held Banxian'er and climbed down from the mountain.

When we got to the river beach, whoop, six or seven flashlights showed us.

Someone asked: "Who are you, who is this person?"

I stretched out my hand to block the flashlight: "Who am I, my sister Erna's friend, Xiao Dongbei, I'm so fucked!"

"Oh... what about him?"

"An idiot, what is he called a half fairy, Sister Erna, let me escort him back. By the way, this kid is very useful. Sister Erna said, don't kill him yet."

After speaking, I lifted my leg, slammed my foot, and kicked Banxian'er on the ass.

"You idiot, you made me run all night."

I have studied and observed for a period of time.It vividly interprets the hooligan temperament of the people in the mainland.

The little hooligan has several characteristics.One is that he often talks about male and female genitalia, and the other is that he likes to bully people very much. Once he feels that he has the upper hand, he will get out of hand and bully again and again.The three-self have a strong sense of superiority, thinking that they are strong and dominate the world.The fourth is the most important thing. I often say the word "loyalty" on my lips, but I never talk about the slightest bit of loyalty.

Those who have the above elements meet the standards of domestic punks.

I have experienced countless blockbuster films, and my acting is very similar.

In addition, this group of people are not scheming guys at all. After looking at it, they cursed each of them, kicked Banxian'er twice, and then accompanied me to push Banxian'er to the tent. .

The tent is bright.

It was a kerosene lamp.

Under the lamp, two people who looked like leaders gathered.

Got up close.

The two looked up at me.

What do these two people look like?The face is very passer-by, but the expression is extremely treacherous, selfish, and the expression is full of endless greed.

I walked over and gave Banxian'er a push, letting him sit on the ground.

And I said, "I'm so fucking thirsty."

After talking, I took a bottle of mineral water regardless, unscrewed the cap and drank it.

At this time, a guy ran up, turned his leg, bang, and kicked me.

"x you x, do you understand the rules?"

I got up: "x you x, who the hell are you scolding? Believe it or not, I'll destroy you." I bent down, picked up a stone, and fucked it in my hand.

"I'm sub-Ao!" The other party snorted coldly and waved his hand.

Kakaka.

Several people pointed their guns at me.

Me: "Damn, you're still fucking excited, aren't you? If you have the ability, don't take a gun and fight with me. Fuck, if you dare to fight with me, you are not fucking man-made."

"Ouch……"

Fuck me dude, put the gun down.

Just at this moment, a man who looked like a leader sitting upright spoke up: "They all come out to beg for money, beat, beat, beat your mother, fuck you. Who is that, what is your name?"

"Little Northeast."

"Little Northeast, come here and tell me what's going on."

I went over and told the pre-made nonsense in detail.

The other party lowered his head and pondered for a while.

Leng suddenly raised his head, "Ci'ao, that's not right. Didn't it be agreed earlier that Erna would lure people over, and then we'd leave here to clean up? What's the matter? She ran out to arrest people?"

I wiped my face: "Don't mention it, those idiots are smarter than fucking monkeys, they won't follow, time is running out, isn't Erna doing something?"

The other party nodded.

"Then what, you can rest here for a while, by the way, what is this man's name?"

I said, "His name is Banxian'er."

"Then who... you killed him." The visitor waved his hand and instructed someone.

The other party came over with a gun, and raised his hand to hit him.

I muttered unhurriedly: "Kill him? Erna said not to kill him..."

The other party: "She won't let her kill me, but I want to kill her. By the way, who... don't stick a gun there like a pillar, and don't want you to do it. So what. You come."

After speaking, he turned around, with a burst of agitation, turned around, and handed me a gun.

I took it.

I have a number in my mind.

I murmured: "You asked me to kill this. Erna asked later, so don't blame me."

The other party smirked: "It's okay, Erna and I, that's not an ordinary relationship with friends in sex, hahaha!"

I pouted, pointed the gun at Banxian's head and said, "Brother, I'm sorry."

Banxian was in a hurry, he wanted to speak, but he didn't dare to speak, he...

I pull the trigger.

click.

It was empty.

Yes, there were no bullets in the gun, and there was no magazine at all.

I froze and turned my head.

The other party laughed loudly: "Okay, boy, dare to fucking kill someone, yes, it really is Erna's person. Our brothers all have murder cases. In other words, if you have no criminal record, you will not be able to join our team, right?" ,Hahaha."

Everyone laughed together.

I grinned and laughed.

He lowered his head and looked at Banxian'er.

Banxian'er fainted.

I was stunned alive.

At this time, the other party opened me a blue ribbon in a can.

Passed it to my hand: "Xiao Dongbei is, where did he commit the crime before."

I raised my head and took a sip: "xx, stabbed a person to death with a knife."

The other party smiled in satisfaction: "Call me Brother Bao, this is your sixth brother, from xx."

I said to the two chiefs: "Brother Bao, Brother Six."

Brother Bao smiled, then took the pistol and pointed it at Banxian'er: "What's the matter with this kid, why Erna said he can't kill him."

I curled my lips again: "Who the hell knows, Sister Erna is talking all the time about what kind of fairy he is..."

"Xian'er?"

When a few people heard it, they became interested.

I turned my head to look, not easily, and suddenly, a familiar face came into my eyes.