corpse village

5 yuan, I have never seen so much money in my life.To be honest, when I heard this number, I was a little shaken.Just when I was about to agree to Boss Zhang, the little lazy cat stopped me and asked me to reject him.

Usually the little lazy cat would not come out to interfere with me, but now it came out to stop me. Obviously, from the little lazy cat's point of view, this is absolutely impossible.

A gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way. I can't do such immoral things.Thinking of this, I immediately woke up. "I'm sorry, I really can't." I said to Boss Zhang sincerely.

"I'm not too hard on others. If Daoist Xiao Fei has figured it out, he can call me anytime. Within a month, my words will count." After speaking, Boss Zhang handed me a business card .

After coming out of the big hotel, the little lazy cat told me that the boss is not a good person.Just now, he said that he wanted to seek revenge on the person who killed him, but in fact he didn't know who killed him at all.He just said that because he wanted to borrow my hand to use the unlucky ghost to harm his competitors and make his competitors unlucky.

The little lazy cat has learned to read minds over the years. Its mind-reading skills are amazing, and it can read all people's minds.However, its trick is only useful when others are lying.In other words, as long as others don't lie, its trick is useless.

After the little lazy cat learned the mind-reading technique, I always felt that it would be a waste if this guy didn't become a policeman.However, if it becomes a policeman, it probably won't be able to stay by my side every day, so I won't be having fun.

When I was thinking wildly, a little girl ran up to me suddenly, stuffed me a yellow envelope, didn't say a word, and then ran away immediately.

"What's going on?" I sighed unconsciously.

"Don't you know if you open it? Stupid!" That heartless little lazy cat actually wants to answer me.

"I won't open it, come out and open it if you have the ability!" I said.

I was just joking, but the little lazy cat actually got out and attached itself to me.Controlling me, I opened the envelope with my hands.

The little lazy cat can talk, but can't read.Therefore, although it opened the letter with my hands, it still did not know what was written in the letter.

"Read it to me quickly, what is written on it." The little lazy cat gave me an order.

"If you ask me to read it, I will read it? Why?" I said.I've always been a soft-hearted person, and what I hate the most is when others threaten me.Especially being threatened by a little tiger, how embarrassing it is!

"If you don't read it, I'll make you make a fool of yourself, make you lie on the street and twist your ass, and make everyone laugh at you." As I said that, the damned little lazy cat actually controlled my body like a dog Lie on the ground.What's even more exasperating is that it also made me pout my butt and pose for a close-up shot of an actress in an island country film that needs to be coded.

When the little lazy cat was about to twist my ass, I had to beg for mercy.This move of the little lazy cat is too fucking cruel.This beast is a beast, and its behavior will never be understood by humans.

Forced by the little lazy cat, I found a secluded corner and carefully opened the letter.The letter was not written by hand, but was pieced together one by one with typefaces cut out of newspapers.

"Hurry up and return it to Zhang, or you will look good to me!" The letter was very short, just a dozen or so words.

After I finished reading, the little lazy cat gloated and said to me: "You've caused trouble, hahahaha!"

"It's good for you if I get into trouble, right?" This stupid cat, it doesn't even think about it, it and I are grasshoppers on the same rope, if something happens to me, it will suffer too.

When I asked this question, the little lazy cat immediately opened its two big eyes and looked at me cutely. "That's right! We are working together, so if something happens to you, I won't be able to reap it!"

How to be a traitor, ****!The little lazy cat didn't know where he learned it, and he started showing off before he understood the meaning. "If you don't know idioms, don't use them indiscriminately, okay?" I said while rubbing its soft cotton-like head with my hands.

The little lazy cat and I fought there for a while, seeing that the time was almost up, and the dormitory would be closed any later, so I let the little lazy cat go back to Qiankunyuli, and took the bus back to school.

In the next few days, I went to class when I should go to class, slept when I should sleep, and went to the cafeteria to eat when I should go to the cafeteria.In short, during those seven or eight days, my life was very ordinary.

That day was Tuesday, after the next night's self-study, I wanted to let the little lazy cat out to play, and at the same time I wanted to visit Xiao Zhi.So, I quietly went to the mountain alone, to the haunted house.

However, when I got to the haunted house, I found that Xiaozhi was gone.My intuition told me that something must have happened to Xiaozhi.

"Xiao Zhi! Xiao Zhi!" I yelled for a long time with the "Hunting Soul Scripture", but I didn't get any response from Xiao Zhi.

"Little lazy cat, do you know where Xiao Zhi went?" I asked.

The little lazy cat stared at a pair of big eyes, and said to me helplessly: "Maybe he ran out to play!"

Although I only met Xiaozhi once, but somehow, I have a good impression of Xiaozhi.I don't know if it's because Xiaozhi is pretty, or because I have indeed reached the age of youth.But, that Xiaozhi is a female ghost!Even if I get excited, I can't find her!

However, I also have to admit that, at least so far, I haven't seen a girl more beautiful than Xiao Zhi.Maybe boys are like me, love beauty, especially girls who love beauty.In fact, on the night after meeting Xiaozhi, I imagined that it would be great if Xiaozhi was a person and not a ghost.

"What are you thinking? Go away! She is a ghost, you are a human being. Even if I agree with you, your parents and your master will not agree. There are three unfilial acts, and it is better to have no offspring, you know? Young man, picture Mori Po!" The little lazy cat spoke.

"Too young, too naive. Your teacher taught it, and you forget it so quickly. What book did you read? You need to have a long memory and take notes when you read, so that you can review the old and learn the new. The picture is broken!" Xiao Xiao The lazy cat put on an adult appearance and taught me earnestly.

Now the little lazy cat seems to be in love with this "pattern Tucson broken", and can't do without every word.

Although I said I have a crush on Xiaozhi, it was only a one-time relationship after all. Since she was not there, I didn't bother to think about where she went, so I took the little lazy cat down the mountain.

In the middle of the descent, a black figure suddenly fell from the tree and stuck my neck.Fortunately, the little lazy cat attached to me in time, and with a cry of "Aww", it shook the black shadow away.

After being shaken away, the black shadow probably felt that it was not our opponent and was about to run away immediately.If you want to escape, even if I agree, the little lazy cat will not agree.When the black shadow ran away, the little lazy cat jumped up and threw the black shadow to the ground.

That black shadow is a little ghost, but it doesn't look like a wild ghost, it should be domesticated.After practicing the "Traveling the Soul", no matter what ghosts they are, I can communicate with them.I wanted to know who sent this kid here, so I asked the little lazy cat to keep this kid alive for a while, and let me interrogate it.

Relying on the "Hunting Soul Sutra", I was able to communicate with that little ghost very soon, but that little ghost didn't tell me anything, and put on a look of carrying it to the end.

I have only seen one person who can tame little ghosts so faithfully, and that is Miemenpo.In other words, the person who came to trouble me this time was not simple.But judging from the loyalty of this kid, even if his ability is not as good as that of Miemenpo, it is not much worse than Miemenpo.

Since I can't pass the trial, I will let the little lazy cat eat the brat.This kind of little ghost is also harmful to people if it stays in the world. Now that you have encountered it, you have to get rid of it.In fact, even if the little devil did the trick just now, I would still let the little lazy cat eat it.

My master once warned me a word. "A ghost is a ghost. Don't imagine that it can change its mind. Otherwise, your unrealistic fantasy may indirectly kill many innocent people."

"The unlucky ghost who killed me, and now eats the little ghost I raised, don't think that you can do whatever you want because you have the tiger soul of the golden tiger. You have angered me now, and your death is coming! Hahahaha..."

A deep, cold, middle-aged man's voice came from above my head.

I looked up and saw nothing but the blue sky, the looming stars and a dark cloud.Could it be that the man who spoke has become a fairy, and he was standing on the dark cloud talking to me?

"Who are you?" I yelled out loudly.

However, after I finished shouting, I waited for a long time, but I never got an answer.It seems that the middle-aged man who threatened me just now has left.

At this time, the little lazy cat told me that judging from the voice, the man was indeed a bit skilled, and the man was probably a master.As for how powerful that man is, the little lazy cat hasn't figured it out for the time being. It needs to fight against that man before it can fully understand.

I didn't expect, didn't I just make 5000 yuan by accident?It caused such a big trouble.If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have helped that bastard, Boss Zhang, out of self-interest.If I really messed up an expert and lost my life for the 5000 yuan, then I would be in a big loss.