corpse village

At this time, the little rascal was still barking hard, changing places while barking, making the whole grove filled with that obscene voice.At first, the director of academic affairs thought that there was only one couple, but now, he probably thought that he could catch several couples today, so the wretched smile on his face became brighter.

Now that the Director of Academic Affairs has walked into the woods, I think it's time to let the little devil out.So, I immediately released the kid.

The little ghost turned into a black shadow, took the form of a human, and followed behind the director of academic affairs.The dean of academic affairs takes a step forward, and it also follows.At this time, the little rascal suddenly stopped its moxibustion.At the moment when the little rascal stopped moaning, the little devil lightly patted the shoulder of the director of academic affairs with his paw.

After being photographed, the Dean of Academic Affairs turned his head to look, and immediately screamed "Ah" in fright, and then ran out of the grove in embarrassment.

The kid didn't seem to have played enough, baring its big fangs, yelling and chasing after the Director of Academic Affairs.However, after the Director of Academic Affairs ran out of the grove, the kid stopped chasing him, but hid in the grove again under my order.As for the dean of academic affairs, he got on his bicycle in embarrassment and ran away quickly.

Now, the dean of academic affairs has seen a ghost, that is to say, he will definitely believe that such a thing as a ghost exists.So, I decided to go to him the next day.It's time to strike while the iron is hot.If time dragged on for a long time, and the director of academic affairs gradually forgot about this ghost, I would have scared him in vain.Besides, in less than two days, the announcement of my dismissal will have to be issued.If I can't get the Dean of Academic Affairs out before the announcement is made, then I won't be able to change my fate of being expelled.

Before, I asked the little troublemaker to find out that every day from ten to eleven in the morning, the dean of academic affairs would read newspapers in the office.In other words, that period of time was his most leisure time.So, I decided to go to him at that time.

The next day, at ten o'clock, I arrived at the office of the dean of academic affairs on time and knocked on the door of the dean of academic affairs.Because I was punished once before, and this time I will be expelled again, so the dean of academic affairs must know me.

"You're finally back at school," said the Dean of Academic Affairs.I didn't expect that the first thing he said to me was this nonsense.It seems that this guy not only wants to fire me, but before firing me, this kid also wants to tease and tease me.

"Yeah! I'm back. During this time, I was almost dead busy." I said.Everyone knows how to pretend to be coercive, your dean of academic affairs can pretend to be coercive, and I, Lu Xiaofei, can also pretend to be coercive.

"You are very busy, you are too busy to attend class." The dean of academic affairs said to me very seriously.Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with the attitude of what I said just now.

"It's not that I don't want to go to class. The main reason is that there are dozens of lives to be saved in the whole village. Do you think I can stand by and watch?" I said.When I said this, I still had such an unscrupulous tone.

"Ouch! Hearing you say that, you are still a great hero!" At this moment, the Dean of Academic Affairs wanted to kill me with his eyes.

"Our village is haunted by ghosts, turning the villagers into zombies. This time I go back to the village to be my master's assistant." I said seriously to the director of academic affairs.

"You make it up, you continue to make it up, I see what kind of story you want to make up." The dean of academic affairs obviously didn't trust me.

"My master is a Taoist priest. He has already helped the villagers detoxify the zombies. You don't have to believe me. The school wants to expel me, and I have no objection. I'm not here to ask you anything, I'm just here to tell you I, Lu Xiaofei, skipped class to save someone." I said.

"From what you said, it seems that you are threatening me, right?" The dean of academic affairs obviously couldn't bear my tone of voice, so his face immediately darkened.

"If you don't believe me, you can call the town government of our town and ask them if there are any zombies in Shima Village where I live." I said.

"You kid, it seems that you don't cry when you see the coffin. Do you think I dare not?" After speaking, the director of academic affairs called 114 and found out the phone number of our town government.

"Do you really want to call?" The dean of academic affairs asked me, pointing to the phone number he just wrote down. Obviously, he thought I was guilty.

"Hit!" I said.

"If you take the initiative to admit your mistake, I can give you a chance to stay on probation. If this call comes through and things don't go as you said, you won't even have the chance to stay on probation," said the director of academic affairs.

"Everything I said is true, and I don't think I did anything wrong. Therefore, I still say that, the school can expel me, but the reason for expulsion must restore the facts. It must be said that I, Lu Xiaofei, went to save those few Ten lives and skipping classes for dozens of days before being expelled." I said.

"I have been the dean of academic affairs for more than ten years. I don't know how many students lie, but I am really the first to see a liar like you. If you insist on doing this today, then I will call you this phone number." Look." said the Dean of Academic Affairs.

After the Dean of Academic Affairs finished speaking, he dialed the phone.Perhaps it was to make me understand clearly, the dean of academic affairs did not pick up the microphone, but pressed the speakerphone.

"Hello! This is the xx office of xx town. May I ask who are you?" The call was connected, and someone from the town government answered the call.

"Hi! Hello! I am the director of the Academic Affairs Office of xx University. We have a classmate named Lu Xiaofei, who is from your town. Lu Xiaofei has been absent from class for dozens of days without reason. We are going to expel him, but he said it was their stone horse. The village is haunted by ghosts, and he has helped his master save those villagers for more than a month, is there such a thing?" said the Director of Academic Affairs.

"You said Xiao Fei! That's right! If he and his master hadn't rescued him, dozens of villagers in Shima Village would still be zombies! Don't fire him! He missed class this time, he really came back to save people If you don't believe me, you can come to our town to investigate and ask the folks. Lu Xiaofei and his master Zhushan are very good people in our town!" said the person on the other end of the phone.

Our town is not big, and most people in a town know each other. Most of the uncles and aunts in the town government know me.The most important thing is that although the master is greedy for money, he is very popular in the town. I am his apprentice, so of course my popularity is also very good.So, even if there are no zombies in Shima Village, the uncles and aunts who answer the phone in the government will help me lie when they hear that I am about to be fired.What's more, I didn't lie, of course they would speak for me.

After the phone call, the dean of academic affairs had an ugly expression on his face.He probably didn't expect that what I said was so weird and bizarre, it was actually true.

"If you don't believe me, you can go to our town to investigate." I said.

"Forget it, I won't investigate anymore." Apparently, the director of academic affairs still didn't doubt what the town government staff said.However, the Director of Academic Affairs will not let me go so easily, he will definitely make things difficult for me, so that he can give himself a step down. "Even if what you said is true, why didn't you take a leave of absence before leaving school?" said the dean of academic affairs.

Ask for leave?I went back when my jb thing was injured. As for saving those zombies, it was just a collision. How could I ask for leave?However, as long as you are willing to use your brain, this method is more difficult than difficult.Now the dean of academic affairs has basically been taken care of by me, what I need to do now is to make the last lie come true.

"How do I ask for leave? I wrote on the leave slip that I would go back to catch ghosts and save zombies. Can the school believe it? Can it be approved?" I asked.What I said is true.Any school would not approve such a leave note.

"Okay!" said the Dean of Academic Affairs. "However, are there really ghosts in this world?" The director of academic affairs then asked me again.

"I've said everything I can say. If you don't believe in ghosts in this world, I can't help it." I said.

I know what the Dean of Academic Affairs means. Last night, just to be on the safe side, I asked the little brat to take the kid to the Dean of Academic Affairs' house, and scared that guy again.He asked me this now, and I reckoned that he wanted me to help him catch ghosts.

After I finished speaking, the Dean of Academic Affairs stood up, then walked to the door and closed the door of the office.

"Xiao Fei! Actually, before yesterday, I didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world. But yesterday, I seemed to bump into a ghost. The ghost had fangs, first patted my shoulder, and then It wanted to come and bite me. Fortunately, I ran fast and was not overtaken by it. However, last night, the ghost actually ran into my house. As soon as I turned on the light, it ran away, and I stayed up all night. , I didn’t even dare to turn off the lights. Since your master is a Taoist priest, why don’t you invite him to help me take a look.” said the Director of Academic Affairs.

"I can take care of this trivial matter without bothering my master," I said.The reason why I am willing to take this job is to avoid being fired.Well, I, Lu Xiaofei, will definitely skip classes in the future. If I can help the Director of Academic Affairs catch ghosts, then even if I skip classes again in the future, when I get punished, I will have to be punished less!

"That's fine, you can go to my house and help me take a look. However, after all, you haven't attended class for more than a month, so you have to make up a leave note no matter what. In this way, you can go to the hospital to issue a certificate saying that you are sick , I had an operation. It’s better to be more flexible. After all, if you try to catch ghosts or zombies, I can’t approve it for you. You should be very clear, we are a university, a university It’s not allowed to engage in feudal superstition, you say it is right!” the Director of Academic Affairs said to me with all his heart.