corpse village

"What exactly are you trying to do?" Jia Banxian looked me up and down suspiciously, and asked me.

Even if Jia Banxian is a fool, he should be able to guess it. I must have a purpose in coming to him.Jia Banxian's question reminded me, what is the purpose of my visit this time?I can't ask him directly if he has something to do with the ghost sect, right?I would be an idiot if I asked that.

"Jia Banxian, don't be nervous, I'm not here to make trouble, I just heard that Jia Banxian makes money in fortune telling, so I want to learn from you." I said.

"Learn from me? Aren't you more accurate than me?" Jia Banxian obviously didn't believe what I said was true.In fact, it's normal for him not to believe it, because I was just talking nonsense just now.

"I'm more accurate than you, but I don't earn as much as you. So, I want to cooperate with you and make a fortune together. What do you think?" I said.I didn't know what to do, so I could only continue talking nonsense with that Jia Banxian.

"To make money together?" Jia Banxian stroked his fake white beard with his hand, it seemed that he was interested in my proposal.

I was just talking nonsense with this Jia Banxian, but I didn't expect this kid to take it seriously. This is really wrong!Anyway, I know my chance is here, at least now I have found a breakthrough.If Jia Banxian can really cooperate with me, then I will be able to find out more about him.

"Yes! Let's make money together. If you have money, everyone makes money! If you, Jia Banxian, don't want to, then I will go around to help you promote it, saying that you, Jia Banxian, are only 25 years old." I said.I was afraid that Jia Banxian would disagree with my proposal, so I pulled out his braids.

Because I know very well that even if this kind of cooperation between me and Jia Banxian is achieved, it is because of interests.That is to say, they are just using each other.I pulled out his braids just to give myself more bargaining chips.

"If you always talk about my age, then there's no need for us to talk about it." Obviously, Jia Banxian is a little upset now that I've pulled his pigtails.

"Okay, I won't talk about your age anymore. In this way, I won't bully you, and if I make money, we will split [-]-[-]." I said.In fact, I wanted to say [-]% to [-]%, and I gave the other three, but after thinking about it, I thought that since it was a cooperation, I still had to show some sincerity, so I said [-]% to [-]%.

"Okay, [-]-[-] is [-]-[-]. But do you have customer resources?" Jia Banxian asked.

"No." The reason why I came here to talk to Jia Banxian was to see what kind of clients this guy served, so he asked me if I had any client resources, and of course I could only say no.

"You don't have customer resources, so how can we cooperate?" Jia Banxian asked.

"Use yours!" I said.

"I don't have any customer resources either! How about you stand here and wait with me." Jia Banxian seemed to be pretending to me on purpose.

"Are you waiting to die here to get a client?" I asked.

"Hmm!" Jia Banxian said.

Since Jia Banxian wants to pretend, I will accompany him to pretend.I felt that no one would come to tell the fortune just by waiting like this, so I immediately shouted at the top of my voice.

"Fortune-telling! Fortune-telling! Jia Banxian came to Ciyun Temple in person today, big fortune-telling discount! No 99, no [-], today's fortune-telling big discount, one hexagram is only nine yuan. You can't buy a house or a car for nine yuan , but with Jia Banxian, you can buy the glory and wealth of the rest of your life."

As I shouted, I waved to the crowd like a madman. The Jia Banxian next to me shook his head immediately after seeing my performance, then turned and left.

As soon as Jia Banxian wanted to leave, I immediately chased after him. "Brother, don't go! Aren't I just yelling at you? The business will be here soon." I said to Jia Banxian sincerely.

"Is this how you usually shout when you set up a stall?" Jia Banxian asked me.

"That's right! I've seen those shops that sell groceries and clothes shout like this. There are a lot of customers in those shops." I said to Jia Banxian like a novice.Not to mention, my brother Xiaofei pretended to be Xiaobai, and he really looked good.

"You only charge 9 yuan for fortune-telling?" Jia Banxian gave me a blank look.

"No! There was an old fortune teller next to me at the place where I set up a stall. He charged 5 yuan. I thought he was more capable than me, so I didn't dare to charge 5 yuan, so I only charged 3 yuan for a divination. Because I I know you are a master, so when I yelled for you today, I yelled 9 yuan. Of course, I personally think that if those people think it is expensive, we can also reduce it appropriately. But, because your master The identity is here, so no matter how little it is, it cannot be less than 5 yuan." I said.When I say this, I really feel like an actor.At this moment, I suddenly felt that being an actor turned out to be so fun, so interesting.

After I finished speaking, countless black lines appeared on Jia Banxian's forehead. "Forget it! As you are, you can't cooperate with me. However, I am short of an errand runner. So, I will give you 10 yuan a day, and you run errands with me, how about it?" Jia Banxian said.

When Jia Banxian said this, he held his head high, like a big boss.Obviously, in the eyes of that kid, giving me 10 yuan a day is already a high salary that cannot be higher.

10 yuan a day is not enough for me to take a taxi!However, I didn't come to find Jia Banxian to make money, I came to investigate him.Ten dollars is ten dollars. One point counts for one point. It’s better than none at all.

"10 yuan, so much, Jia Banxian, you are so kind, I will hang out with you from now on." I said.

"After talking for a long time, what's your name?" Jia Banxian asked me.

"Me? My name is Ersha. The Er of the idiot, the idiot of the idiot." I said.I suddenly found that since I messed with the little lazy cats and the others, when I was hurting myself, it was really easy to do.

"Er Silly, this name is good and appropriate, and it fits your appearance very well." Jia Banxian said to me while nodding his head while sniggering.

**!When I talk about myself, that's called self-deprecating!You, a fake half-immortal with no fart skills, actually dare to run on Lao Tzu.When I finish my work, I'll see if I don't take care of you.

"Well, stupid. I don't have any other skills, but some are stupid." I said.After I finished speaking, I put on a silly look and reached out to Jia Banxian's long beard.I grabbed his beard and pulled it, and it fell off.

"Huh...Jia Banxian, your beard is so fake?" I thought I had discovered a new world, so I foolishly said this.

"Nonsense." As Jia Banxian spoke, he snatched the beard from my hand and glued it to his chin again.

After talking with Jia Banxian, Jia Banxian told me that starting tomorrow, I will wait for him at the gate of Ciyun Temple at 10:[-] every morning, and he will arrange some errand tasks for me every day.Normally, by [-]pm every day, I'd be able to run those legs and be off to get off work.

Every day I have legs to run, what is Jia Banxian going to do?No matter how I think about it now, I can't think of a reason.If I want to know what Jia Banxian is up to, I'll have to run errands with him tomorrow.

It gives me the feeling that Jia Banxian doesn't have much experience in the world. He probably really regards me as a "second idiot".I had a hunch I'd be on to something while helping him with errands.At the same time, I can still feel that even if this Jia Banxian has something to do with the Ghost Sect, he will only be the one at the bottom.However, although it is the lowest level, it gave me the opportunity to follow the vines and move up.

At 09:30 the next day, I arrived at Ciyun Temple.The reason why I arrived so early was because I wanted to see that Jia Banxian as soon as possible, hoping to receive the task assigned by him earlier.

But, the tragedy is, I waited until ten o'clock at the gate of Ciyun Temple, and Jia Banxian came slowly.

"Hey, silly, are you here so early?" Jia Banxian obviously didn't expect me to come so early.

"I came here at 09:30. It's my first day at work. I'm so excited. I didn't fall asleep last night." I smiled silly and said to Jia Banxian.

"Then you go and buy me two taels of small noodles first!" Jia Banxian said, and handed me one yuan and fifty cents.

**!This guy actually only gave me one yuan and five cents. You must know that Xiaomian Erliang is exactly one yuan and fifty cents.In other words, on my first day at work, this kid was reluctant to invite me to eat a bowl of noodles.

However, I do not lack this bowl of small noodles to eat.Thinking that big things matter, so although I feel very upset, I can only bear it.It was the first time in my life that I went to run errands to buy small noodles for this kind of people.This Jia Banxian is so fucking impersonal, he really treats me like a fool.

The main reason why I am so upset is that buying small noodles is purely meaningless work for me.Before I came, I wondered if Jia Banxian would let me send a letter or something, and then I could follow the clues to find the ghost sect's lair.

However, the ideal is plentiful, but the reality is cruel. After messing with your mother for a long time, it turns out that I was just running errands to buy small noodles for Jia Banxian.

I'm even beginning to doubt now, if I run errands for Jia Banxian, will I be able to find useful information.No matter, observe for two days before talking!If Fan Dalong was fooling me, and if Jia Banxian had nothing to do with the Ghost Sect, I would have to settle accounts with that guy Fan Dalong in the future.

Because I was angry in my heart, I spit two mouthfuls of saliva into the small noodles on the way back.