corpse village

For a guy like me who has been hit by a Gu, with dizziness and pain, this kind of train plus car, which lasts for two or three days, is not ordinary hardship.

Although along the way, I have been using the methods taught by my master to detoxify, but I still feel motion sickness.Not only did I get carsick, but even trains started to get sick too.I walked all the way and vomited all the way.

Because I was going to throw up anyway, so I didn't change my clothes all the way, and my whole body was sour and sour.So along the way, no matter who was sitting next to me, they turned their bodies sideways and turned their heads to the other side.It can be seen that the sour and smelly brother is so unpopular!

I will not talk about those embarrassing things on the road that made me feel very embarrassing. In short, after three days and three nights of bumps, I finally arrived at Taiyi Mountain.

I have been to the place where Master lives.Therefore, I went directly to Shigong's thatched hut halfway up the mountain, and I was going to sit and wait for Shigong to come back.

When I arrived, the door of the thatched cottage was open, but my teacher was not inside.From this point of view, my master is not used to closing the door when he goes out.

There is also a reason why the master does not close the door when he goes out.After all, in his thatched hut, apart from a rotten table, a rotten bed, and a few rotten stools, there was nothing else.It is completely worthy of being described as a house with bare walls.

Because this is my master's residence, so I don't have anything to be polite about.Although Master wasn't there, I still swaggered into the house.

As soon as I walked into the room, I saw that there was a broken leg with a large stone stuffed under it. On the rotten table, there was an unwashed bowl with several small mouths missing.

There were still some rice grains on the bowl.Judging from the freshness of the rice grains, it should not have stayed overnight.It is past ten o'clock in the morning, that is to say, at least the master came back for dinner last night.It seems that I was lucky, Shigong didn't run out, and was still on Taiyi Mountain.

However, I didn't see any oil or meat in that bowl, and there were no other bowls on the table.According to my guess, Shigong probably only ate a bowl of white rice.

For a master like my master, he doesn't even have to eat meat, and still lives in such a broken thatched hut, using this broken bowl.When I think about this, I feel a little sad.

I know that in this world, no one is unwilling to enjoy.The reason why Shigong lives so peacefully is not because he is incompetent, but because an expert like him disdains to take money from others and do things for others.Moreover, even if someone else gave him money, he would not want it.Therefore, although the master is capable, he is poor.

As soon as I thought of this, I immediately made a decision.I have to go to the town below the mountain, buy some things, and decorate the master's house for him.For example, you have to buy bed sheets, quilt covers, pots and pans, etc., as well as food.

The little lazy cat is very aware of my current physical condition, so as soon as I asked to go down the mountain to buy things for the master, the little lazy cat immediately got down on the ground and asked me to ride it down.

Along the way, I was thinking.For a top player like Shigong, if he was to say he was great, he was indeed great.However, there is one disadvantage of people as powerful as them, that is, it is really inconvenient to accept other people's money.

After all, a powerful master like Shigong is going to become an immortal. That is to say, he is at least on the same level as a saint or something.You say a saint, if he accepts other people's money, what's the point?

So, through Shigong, I still feel that my Brother Xiao Fei is not a person who can achieve true results.Because of my little brother Fei, I won't live such a hard life in order to become a fairy!Who doesn't like delicious and spicy food?As for subjugating demons and demons, I will strike when I encounter them. If I can't beat them, I'll go to my master. If I can't beat them, I'll come to my master.

In short, there are already top masters like Shigong in this world, so there is no need for me to join in blindly.

Thinking of this, I finally figured out why Master never told me about Shigong, and he didn't bring me to see Shigong until it was absolutely necessary.Master doesn't want to mention Master, that's because Master, like me, is a man in the world of mortals, and it is impossible for Master to be willing to live a life of hardship in order to achieve Taoism and immortality like Master.Perhaps it was because of this that Master felt that he had no face to come to see Master.

At this time, I was thinking, is it because the master accepted me as his apprentice because I have a similar personality to him, and I am destined to be a master who cannot become a fairy.That's why he is like-minded and chose me as an apprentice!

Thinking about it this way, I have already purchased all the things I plan to purchase this time.I mainly buy food, after all it will be noon soon!As for tables, benches, bed sheets and quilt covers, I decided to buy them after lunch.

After buying these things, I rode the little lazy cat and started to walk back.

When I returned to the thatched hut, although it was almost twelve o'clock, Master had not returned yet.I have a premonition that Shigong must know that I am coming, so he will definitely come back at noon.

You know, even my master can pinch and calculate, and can calculate some things.As for Master, he is far more powerful than Master.Therefore, I am sure he must have calculated that I would come.

No matter what, since I'm here, as the master's disciple and grandson, I have to get him a delicious meal no matter what.After all, the last time Master came to ask Master to do business, he also prepared a big meal to bribe Master.

From that time, I have already seen that Shigong is a foodie.However, he is a lazy foodie and never makes food for himself.It's also possible that Shigong is too busy, busy cultivating Taoism and becoming a fairy, so he doesn't have time to get food.

To be honest, I still know a little bit about cooking.However, compared with my master's skills, it is far behind.However, I can at least guarantee that I can cook the rice.And the dishes I stir-fry are definitely not unpalatable, at least they are higher than the level of the cooking chefs in our school cafeteria.

Since it was almost noon, I just made a little of the ingredients I bought.I cooked twice-cooked pork, shredded pork with green peppers, crispy peanuts, clear water radish soup, and stir-fried pea tips.

Although the dishes I cook can't compare with the big meal that Master made last time, it's still four dishes and one soup!Moreover, all I cook are authentic Sichuan dishes!

As soon as I finished the meal, my teacher appeared.Shigong still looked like a beggar, and when he saw me, he burst out laughing.

"Even if I have a big meal today, I thought it was that guy from Zhushan who came, but it turned out that it was you." After speaking, the master sat down on the edge of the table.

Before I had time to pass the chopsticks to Shigong, Shigong grabbed a handful of twice-cooked pork with his dirty hands and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"delicious!"

As the master said, he used his other hand to grab the shredded pork with green peppers.

Master's appearance of starvation and labor is completely like a reincarnation of a starved ghost!I hurriedly handed the chopsticks to Shigong and said to him, "Shigong, use chopsticks."

Unexpectedly, Shigong pushed my hand away, did not take the chopsticks in my hand, and said: "In your Chongqing dialect, if you don't clean, you won't get sick if you eat it. Come on, you too!"

While speaking, the master grabbed another piece of twice-cooked pork with his hand, and then he was about to deliver it to my mouth.

Although I dislike Shigong's dirty hands, he is my Shigong after all.Therefore, in the face of his kindness, I really couldn't refuse.Therefore, I could only open my mouth, Master still stuffed the meat in his hand into my mouth.

"Okay! You're good, boy! Better than your stinky and clean master. I remember when your master was young, he was about the same age as you! At that time, your master also made some dishes for me. I think The dishes he cooked were delicious, so I grabbed them with my hands and fed them like this. But your master refused to open his mouth. What's even more annoying is that the smelly clean ones I've eaten with my hands are actually not good at all. Don't eat. You come to judge the master, are the master's hands so dirty?" said the master.

While the master was talking, he put his dirty, black, and oily hands in front of my eyes, shaking them there.

You know, I just swallowed the twice-cooked meat because of my master's affection.Now, with Master's flash like this, I immediately feel nauseated and want to vomit.

However, when I thought about it, I came to find Shigong to do business, and Shigong is smiling so happily now.Although this is the second time I see Shigong, I can tell that Shigong really likes me.

As far as Shigong likes me, disgusting is nothing, just hold back.I think back then, when my brother was a kid and didn’t know anything, my mother would feed me broken pieces of food!

"It's not dirty, Shigong, your hand has become a fairy. If you eat the twice-cooked pork in your hand, even if you can't become a fairy, you still have to be immortal!" I said.I suddenly discovered that I had learned how to flatter my master in front of my master, and I did it so beautifully.You know, I used to hate sycophants the most.

"You kid! You're quite good at flattering! But Shigong likes it." As he spoke, Shigong patted my forehead lightly with his greasy palm.After Master finished the filming, I felt that my forehead was greasy.Just when I was about to reach out to wipe my forehead, Shigong actually handed another piece of twice-cooked pork to my mouth.

"Master, do you know Mrs. Shi? It's the Lotus Gu King." I said.