corpse village

While the master was talking, he started looking for his feather duster.When I was looking for food just now, I found the feather duster hanging on the wall. Maybe I expected that Master would beat me with the feather duster, so I took the feather duster off and hid it in the corner.

"You little bastard, you dare to touch my feather duster, take it out quickly!" Master Zu gave me a look, and then said.Apparently, Master must have noticed that I hid his feather duster.

"It's important to collect wild ghosts, master, I'll help you find something to put incense in." I said, and ran away after finishing speaking.Master is so powerful, even if he can't find a feather duster, he can still beat me up!And when Master beat me, I could only stand next to him, and I couldn't hide.

Therefore, at this time, for me, walking is the real best policy.

The seat for inserting incense, that thing is not just a lump of mud, it has to be something alive.That is, sweet potatoes, radishes and so on, but these two things are obviously not available on this mountain.However, when I went up the mountain, I saw a bamboo forest halfway up the mountain with bamboo shoots in it.

In fact, bamboo shoots can also be used for incense sticks, but bamboo shoots are known to be more expensive than sweet potatoes and radishes, so most people seldom use them for incense sticks.Although I also feel that using bamboo shoots to insert incense is a waste of money, but I can't find anything else in a short time, so I can only go to the small bamboo forest.

Although I don't know how many sticks of incense will be planted by Shizu, but I know that I ate five sweet potatoes in total, so I decided to double the amount and get ten big bamboo shoots for Shizu.

Soon, I broke off ten bamboo shoots and peeled off the outer shells of the bamboo shoots.After peeling, I hugged the ten bamboo shoots and headed towards the thatched cottage.

Seeing that I came back with a lot of bamboo shoots in my arms, the master gave me a sideways look and said: "What are you doing with so many bamboo shoots? It's a waste of money. Five bamboo shoots are enough. As for the others, you can fry them! There are a few bamboo shoots in that bag." Old bacon, it is suitable to be fried with these bamboo shoots."

Next, Master started to set up its formation. He said that the formation was called the gathering ghost formation, which meant that all the wild ghosts from a radius of a hundred miles could be gathered here.

The master told me that this is a big formation, and I can't help with setting up the formation, so I just take care of the logistics.As for the logistics, that is to make dinner for the ancestor, because the ancestor said that he had been busy all day and hadn't eaten yet!Originally, he wanted to come back and eat a raw sweet potato, but the talkative little troublemaker on the way told him that I didn't eat, so he went to get a piece of old bacon.

When the master said this, my heart warmed up unconsciously.Although the master beat me as soon as we met, he still didn't forget to get me something to eat. Such a master is a good master!

In that bag, besides the bacon, there was some rice, and of course, there was also a bottle of wine.The wine was packed in a mud-colored porcelain bottle without any label on it, and it was not produced by a regular manufacturer at first glance, but as soon as I got close to the bag, the aroma of the wine spread to my nose.Although I have never been interested in wine or anything, I know that this wine is definitely a good bottle.

Here, I haven't finished the meal yet, the big formation on the master's side has already been set up.

When I was cooking, the time was 08:30 in the evening. The master told me that this array needs to be activated at the time of Hai, and when the time of Zi is reached, all the wild ghosts within a hundred miles will gather here. Get them, and that's all.Therefore, Master asked me to accompany him to have a drink or two. After all, in the next two and a half hours, we don't need to do anything else, just drink, eat and eat.

This master is the master!If I were to collect little ghosts with my master, I would never be busy from the beginning to the end!Every time the master is like that, the little ghost starts to dance to the big god before he comes, and he has to dance until the little ghost is finished.

Seeing that I was stunned, Grandmaster smiled triumphantly and said, "Do you think it's easy to take away little ghosts? This is an easy job to take away little ghosts, even if it is to take one hundred thousand little ghosts, it is just as easy. It's just that your master is not good at learning, so it takes a long time to even accept a kid. So, although you are your master's apprentice, you are also Lao Tzu's disciple. If you dare to imitate your master, go if you don't have the skills Picking up girls, I won't smash your ass."

"My master also picks up girls? Then why didn't I see my mistress?" I asked.I'm really curious, my master doesn't look like a big carrot, and I've never heard him talk about women!He is just greedy for money, there seems to be nothing wrong with him!

"You little bastard, how do you talk? Your master is a kind of love. If you find a woman, you will never be able to pull it out for a lifetime. If it weren't for being trapped by love, could your master be such a bear? Forget it, I don't bother to talk about him." You little bastard, in order to prevent you from following the same mistakes as your master, don’t touch women for me until you finish your studies. For the next three years, as long as you are not in school, you can go to my place, and I will teach you well You. Three years later, in the final battle with the Guimen Sect, I can't rely on your master, but only you." Said the master.

As soon as the master finished speaking, my heart immediately started beating non-stop.At this time, besides being excited, I was still excited.The reason why I am excited is that the master is going to teach me skills by himself, and the second is that if I go to the master, it means that I will not be separated from the little lazy cats.For me, nothing makes me happier than this.

My master, after drinking, talked a lot, and his attitude became kind, and he stopped beating me with a feather duster.So, while I was drinking with my master, I secretly thought that I would go to my master to learn skills, and every time I had to bring him some good wine.As long as I can make him happy, then he is still a good master.

After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, I felt that I was a little drunk. At this time, the master seemed to be a little drunk.In fact, I feel that the master's alcohol capacity should be very good, but the wine he brought back is very fragrant and mellow, but it is also very strong.

At this time, I clearly saw some black shadows coming in from the gate.At first, those shadows came one by one, but later, they came in groups.

I didn’t feel much of these wild ghosts when I came in a few, but after a lot of them came in, I felt that the room was extremely cold. The cold and cold feeling made my body tremble slowly. .

"Have a drink! To block this yin energy, strong wine is the best." Master said, and then filled my wine glass with wine.

After Master finished speaking, I drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.Sure enough, after I drank it, the yin energy that had penetrated into my body just now was immediately squeezed out by the alcohol.

"After drinking this wine, the yin energy will dissipate, good wine, good wine!" I said while giving a thumbs up to Master.

"This wine is very strong, and it contains a lot of medicinal herbs for expelling yin. I have treasured this wine for decades. If you hadn't caused such a big trouble, you little bastard, do you think I would be willing to take it out for you to drink?" ?” Master said.

It was only then that I realized that the reason why the ancestor drank this wine was not because he was greedy, but because he wanted to use this wine to block the yin energy emitted by these tens of thousands of little ghosts!

At this time, the thatched hut was densely packed with all kinds of imps.Although these imps have no bodies, they are still composed of gas anyway.When there are more brats, it is inevitable that the air in the room will be squeezed out.Therefore, I felt a little difficult to breathe at this time, and I was almost out of breath.

"You little bastard, you haven't even learned the most basic method of breathing?" Shi Zu stared at me with wide eyes, as if he was looking at a strange flower.

This method of breathing and breathing was indeed taught by my master as soon as I started, and it is a basic skill.Just because this thing is a basic skill, it has to be practiced every day, and there is no shortcut.So after a few days of practice, I became lazy and started to be lazy. In addition, the method of breathing and breathing is really not very useful, so I haven't picked it up.

According to the master, if you practice this method of breathing well, you can survive for seven or eight hours like a normal person in a place with little or no oxygen.Therefore, many masters of tomb robbers know this trick.After all, tomb robbery has to be drilled into the ground, and there may not be air in that tomb.At that time, I thought that I was not a tomb robber, so there was not much demand for this method of breathing.And my master never forced me to learn anything, so although I have been a Taoist priest for more than ten years, I really haven't learned the ability to get started.

"Hmm." Facing Master's question, I could only nod my head and said embarrassingly.

"Little lazy cat, bring me the feather duster!" the master suddenly said.

What makes me feel depressed is that after the master yelled such a voice, the guy who betrayed his brother, the little lazy cat, actually ran to the foot of the bed and grabbed the feather duster.

I gave the little lazy cat a resentful look, but the little lazy cat wagged its tail triumphantly, and then said that I deserved it, that I deserved to be beaten if I didn't learn my skills well.

At this time, the master had already taken the feather duster from the little lazy cat, and then pressed me on the stool and beat me up.After the beating, the master said to me that a strict teacher produces an excellent apprentice, and if I just want to be lazy in the future, he will beat me up.

You must know that back then, even my master was often beaten by the master.But what made the ancestor depressed was that Master was too deeply affectionate, no matter how he was hesitated, he didn't beat my master out.In the eyes of the ancestors, the master is so bad, but in my eyes, the master has always been so awesome!