corpse village

This gag is a gag, but it can still be seen from the collision of the mouse mother just now that although the mouse mother has great strength, her IQ is indeed not very high.Moreover, although it is fast, its flexibility is far inferior to that of the little lazy cat.

The reason why I say this is because, if it was a little lazy cat that ran into it just now, if it hit the ground, it would definitely be able to stop the car.And the mouse mother, not only did not stop the car, but also hit the wall heavily.It can be seen that its flexibility is really very general.

After hitting the wall, the mother mouse probably received too much impact, not only threw the little mouse hanging from its waist, but also fell to the ground all of a sudden.

Now, it has been almost half a minute since the mouse mother put herself down, and the mouse mother is still nesting on the ground, showing no intention of standing up.From the looks of it, the collision just now really hurt the rat mother quite a bit.

"You said this mouse mother wouldn't kill herself by herself?" I asked the little lazy cat.

"Looking at it like this, it's definitely not dead, but it's definitely injured." The little lazy cat said.

"Or we'll burn it down," I said.

"Let's find the exit first! The mouse mother doesn't seem to have much attack power, so why bother to burn it! It's so big, it's obviously not enough to light it with a dragon fire in the palm of your hand." It’s possible. Even if you use both palms at the same time, it may not work, and you can breathe fire from your mouth at the same time, so that it can be lit.” The little lazy cat said.

After the little lazy cat finished speaking, I took a closer look at the mouse mother.The rat mother was really fat, and it would take a lot of fire to set her whole body on fire.Therefore, I decided to find the exit first, as long as I found the exit, it would be easy.

Thinking of this, I walked towards the place where the mouse mother came out just now.At this time, the pit is still there.After walking to the front of the big pit, I took a photo under the big pit with a flashlight, and found that there was a tunnel inside.

Although I don't know where this tunnel leads to, but there is no other way in front of me now, there is only this one way, and I have to go down.

The height of the mouth of this big pit from the ground of the tunnel is only more than two meters. Because I have a little lazy cat, I jumped down very easily.

After jumping down, the mouse mother who hit the wall just now didn't chase after me, so I slowly took out the flashlight, then walked forward step by step according to the front.

After I walked about 30 meters, there was a loud "boom" behind me.As soon as I heard the sound, I quickly used the flashlight in my hand to take a photo behind me. After taking a photo, I found that the rat mother was chasing me.

When I shone the flashlight into the mouse mother's eyes, it gave me a resentful look, then screamed loudly, and then chased me like a crazy sow.

"Should I collide with it, or run?" Because in terms of collision skills, the little lazy cat is much better than me, and only it knows whether it can hit the mother mouse or not.Therefore, I am ashamed to throw this question to the little lazy cat.

The little lazy cat gave me a blank look and said, "What a fart! There is a way ahead, we are going to beat up the Inferi, so don't waste time with this mouse mother, it's not worth it."

While talking, the little lazy cat controlled me to run.Although the speed of the little lazy cat is very fast, it is attached to me after all. My legs and feet obviously cannot compare with the little lazy cat.

In order to let us run faster, the little lazy cat said that it had to get out of my body and let it run with me on its back.What the little lazy cat said was exactly what I thought.You know, the little lazy cat always likes to run on four legs, so every time it attaches to me, it likes to put my hands on the ground, making me crawl and run on the ground like a dog.That kind of feeling is extremely uncomfortable for me who is used to being a human being.

While I was thinking wildly, the little lazy cat had already emerged from my body and turned into a golden tiger.I was also unambiguous, and immediately rode on the back of the little lazy cat.

As soon as I rode on it, the little lazy cat let out a yelp, and then rushed forward with me on its back.

The speed of riding on the little lazy cat is really much faster than running by himself!After riding on the little lazy cat, accompanied by the whirring wind in my ears, I chased our mouse mother behind me. I almost chased my ass just now, but now we have already left us far away .Even now that I use a flashlight to shine behind me, I can't even illuminate the rat mother.

Seeing that the mouse mother had been left behind by us, and there was no shadow to be seen, I thought that the little lazy cat and I should have escaped successfully.

Just when I was secretly rejoicing, the little lazy cat suddenly stepped on the brakes and stopped directly. Because of inertia, it almost threw me out.

"Little lazy cat, what are you doing? Are you playing drift?" I yelled at the little lazy cat dissatisfied.

This guy, even if he wants to step on the brakes, he should give me a shout in advance!It braked so suddenly, and I didn't have a seat belt on my body. If I hadn't hugged its neck just now, I probably would have been shot out by it like a cannonball.

"There's another one coming up ahead." The little lazy cat said this calmly, as if it just ignored my anger.

I'm not interested in talking nonsense with the little lazy cat. As soon as it finished speaking, I immediately looked up.At this time, less than 50 meters away in front of us, stood a huge blood mouse. This guy was bigger than the mouse mother, as big as a cow.

Judging from the belly of this blood mouse, it only has small teats, but no big milk, which means it should be a male, so I will call it a big male mouse!

"The one standing in front of us, and the mother mouse chasing us behind, look like a couple! Now we're going to have a lot of fun, and annoy both of them," said the little lazy cat.

When the little lazy cat said this, there was a creaking sound behind me. I turned my head and shot it with a flashlight, only to realize that it was the mouse mother who was catching up.

There is a big male mouse in the front and a female mouse in the back, and the secret passage is very narrow, so if the little lazy cat and I don't get rid of these two, we probably won't be able to get out.

Thinking of this, I immediately let the little lazy cat attach to me.Whether it is the big male rat or the female rat, they are all powerful creatures. If there is no little lazy cat to protect me, I don't think my small body can withstand their ravages.

After the little lazy cat successfully possessed me, the big male mouse was probably only four or five meters away from me. At this time, the female mouse was farther away from me, but only seven or eight meters away.

"What should I do, both sides are here, which side should we clean up first?" I asked the little lazy cat.

"Let's punish that male! That female is very stupid, it's boring to fight with it." The little lazy cat said.

"Ow!"

After the little lazy cat finished speaking, he immediately growled at the big male mouse in front of him.

"squeak!"

After hearing the little lazy cat's provocation, the big male mouse was not to be outdone, and immediately returned the little lazy cat's throat with a "squeak".However, in front of the domineering roar of the little lazy cat, the sound of the big male mouse is completely compared to the sound of a cricket with a train, and the two sounds are not at the same level at all.

After barking, the big male rat ran towards me immediately. At this time, I found that the female rat also ran towards me. It seemed that the two wanted to make Lao Tzu into sandwich biscuits!

At this time, the little lazy cat looked up at the top of his head, and I found that although the secret passage was narrower, it was still more than two meters high.When the big male mouse and the female mouse were about to bump into me, the little lazy cat made me jump high with a light leap.

Just when my head was about to hit the wall, the little lazy cat suddenly swooped my body forward, and then I ate shit like a dog, overtook the body of the big male mouse, and fell to the ground.

When I fell to the ground, the couple had already bumped into each other with a "boom", and at the same time they made a scream of "squeak".I dare say that although these two couples have been married for so long and have given birth to thousands of children, this is definitely the first time for them to hug each other so affectionately and powerfully.It's a pity that I didn't have a SLR on my body at the time, otherwise I would have used continuous shooting to record these two couples in such a romantic moment.

Although my brother created an opportunity for the two couples to kiss affectionately with that chic leap, but after the affectionate hug, the unconscionable couple not only did not thank me, but also stared at me covetously, and thought To attack Lao Tzu again.

I glanced at the little lazy cat, but the little lazy cat shook his head helplessly and said, "These two seem to be going to fight to the death with the two of us."

"The two of us don't seem to provoke them! Why do they have to make trouble with us?" I said.

"You burned all the children and grandchildren into mummified corpses, and even took away all the nests. Do you think they can't hate you?" The little lazy cat is still so heartless, even if it says these things The thing exists, and that's what I did with it!Can this be blamed on me alone?

At this time, the rat mother and the big male rat came towards me again, but what surprised me was that the rat mother was walking in front.The world of this mouse is really incomprehensible, isn't it supposed to be the front line of the male?What did this big male rat do, how did it get its lactating wife to come forward?

Although I don't understand 1 things, the fact is that the mouse mother has come to me now.