Merry small electric farmer

Chapter 001 The Stupidest Bird

The early summer morning breeze climbed over the mountains in the distance, carrying the fishy smell of sea water below the mountain, and blowing towards Xiaojia Village in the mountain depression.

Xiaojia Village is not too big, with three or four hundred households.There is a small river in the south of the village, named Sangpu River, with a width of more than ten meters. The river flows all year round and is crystal clear.

There is a watermelon field on the north bank of the Samp River. The basketball-like fruit has entered the mature stage, and it will be open in ten days and a half months.

"I want to buy a car, I want to buy a house, I want you to be my bride..."

A thin man held his gauze-bound right hand and fiddled with his mobile phone with his left. He was lying on a wooden bed in the melon shed, watching "Two Fingers Shennong" and humming pop songs. The green peanut pendant dangling on his chest.

His name is Xiao Hai, and he is an electrician in Xiaojia Village. He is 23 years old, and his appearance is passable, but his figure is as thin as a noodle. The young people in their 20s in the village have already married, but he is still a bachelor. electric baton.

"Little electric baton, who do you want to be your bride?" A crisp voice rang out, interrupting the wolf howling singing.

The nickname "little electric baton" was given to Liu Tiesheng, an old bachelor in the village, because he had seen Xiao Hai's "specialty", which was longer than a pump, and it was like a shovel stick. The nickname was born.

Xiao Hai looked up and saw that it was Sun Xiaomei from the second group of the village, 30 years old this year, very well maintained, like a 24-year-old girl, with a body of nearly 1.7 meters protruding from the front and back. "It is not an exaggeration to describe her. She has been married to Zhao Dongqun for four or five years and has not given birth. The upright butt and the mountain peak covered by the D cup make all passionate men turn their tails up.

"Isn't this the lovely, beautiful and generous second sister-in-law Zhao? I don't want to marry my second sister-in-law as a bride. You already have a wife, don't you?" Xiao Hai put away his phone and sat up, with his two thin legs under the wooden plank Swinging back and forth, he squinted at Sun Xiaomei and smiled.

His eyes are not slanted, only when he sees a beautiful woman, his eyes slant, which makes his smile also slant.

"Fuck you, she'll molested the second sister-in-law, be careful when your second brother hears that he's looking for you!" Sun Xiaomei blushed, and slapped him lightly, her coquettish look was not angry, but enjoying it He sneaked a glance at Xiao Hai's big flowered pants.

Don't look at the little electric baton who is thin, but he is very good at speaking, teasing people's hearts itchy, Sun Xiaomei likes to listen to him very much.People in the village say that the little bachelor's guy is big and bulging, and there seems to be a lot of stuff inside.

"Second sister-in-law, you're all dressed up, what are you going to do?" Xiao Hai sized Sun Xiaomei up and down.

The short-sleeved dress was very neat, exposing two arms and two thighs, and the white flesh was exposed to the eyes, and a pair of high-heeled leather sandals made her figure even more curvaceous.

"I went to Director Zhao. My house leaks every time it rains. It rained the day before yesterday, and the roof is still dripping today. I can't get the renovation certificate until today. I'm really anxious. I'll go and urge him again." Sun Xiaomei pursed her lips and smiled, and patted the dust on her buttocks while talking.In fact, there is no dust on the buttocks, only the raised sexy curves, with the slapping of hands, several layers of fleshy waves.

Xiao Hai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and stared straight at the waves: "So I'm looking for Director Zhao, no wonder she's dressed like a bride." Privately, it was rumored that her raising a man was not groundless, and her actions and expressions were a bit frivolous.The huge pair on the chest are proud, and Sun Xiaomei often uses them to be proud, deliberately standing tall, showing off her stature, and seducing others' eyes.

"Little electric baton, what do you mean by that, you suspect that I'm going to seduce a man?" Sun Xiaomei stepped forward, and the two meatballs almost pushed Xiao Hai into a fight.

The dumbest bird in the world who doesn't hold his head if he has live food!

Feeling a pair of huge chests, Xiao Hai stretched out a good hand to grab them, rubbed them vigorously, and said with a smile: "I don't mean that, I'm worried that the second sister-in-law will be so coquettishly dressed that she will fascinate Director Zhao. At that time, I can't do anything, I just think about your two pieces of meat."

"Tch, everyone is like you, a small electric baton." Sun Xiaomei knocked off Xiao Hai's salty pig's hand, and moved her body backward.

"Director Zhao should water the peach trees. Go and have a look, and tell me that my godmother's house also needs to be rebuilt, and the quota has not been approved for three years." Xiao Hai shook his head. No injured hand.

He learned from Zhao Qiang's face, begging Director Zhao to do something is like killing him, his bones hurt and his flesh hurts.Isn't it just a poor village director, with some little power in his hands, what's so great about it, sooner or later he will be pulled from the village director's seat, and I, Xiao Hai, will also have a taste of what it's like to be a village director!

"Okay, how can you thank sister-in-law if you want to get the index down?" Sun Xiaomei sat down on the wooden bed. Because the short-sleeved shirt has a big opening, the low neckline reveals a piece of white, and there is a knife in the middle that can kill a man. Deep ravines, at the same time, a woman's fragrance drilled into the nostrils.

Xiao Hai's flowery pants involuntarily set up a high tent, he hastily bowed quietly, hid the big tent and said with a smile: "Second sister-in-law, don't wear low-necked clothes next time, it will make people nosebleed."

Sun Xiaomei looked down, deliberately pulled down the neckline, and smiled: "Your second brother said that it is white, big and soft, and it looks good. Little electric baton, do you want to touch it?"

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