Merry small electric farmer

Zhao Qiang stood up, glanced at Xiao Hai's back, stretched out his hand and grabbed Sun Xiaomei's chest twice: "Don't worry, I'll do it for you now." Thank you very much." "Who are we with whom, why should we thank you." Zhao Qiang grabbed a few more hands on his chest, wiped his saliva and walked out. "Director Zhao, please go." Xiao Hai hurriedly stood up and saw him off. "I'm going to the town. The mayor has something to do with me. Hurry up and fix it, kid. Don't dawdle. Remember, this is not a place where you often stay!" Xiao Hai hurriedly nodded in agreement. , looked at Zhao Qiang walking away, and cursed: "A beast in clothes, sooner or later I will put a green hat on you, or I will be sorry for my good cigarettes and wine!" The good wine he said was Moutai made with bodily fluids.Sun Xiaomei walked home, pulled Xiao Hai's hand and said with a smile: "Little electrician, let's continue." Xiao Hai threw the repaired socket onto the kang, and frowned, "Go on, don't care what mood you are in." No more." Sun Xiaomei sighed and said, "Xiao Hai, I have no other choice. We farmers don't have much skills, so it's really hard to do something." Seeing Sun Xiaomei's helpless look, Xiao Hai couldn't help but secretly sighed If he didn't know Miao Ling, why didn't he flatter Zhao Qiang, flatter him, and move his eyes? Even so, he even gave him four cigarettes and four bottles of urine wine. "Okay, if Zhao Qiang doesn't do it for you, I will find a way for you." Sun Xiaomei nodded gratefully, grabbed Xiao Hai's hand and put it into her skirt, and said with a smile: "Is that right, sister-in-law came to you today just for this It’s not a problem, let my sister-in-law thank you first.” Xiao Hai also wanted to touch what was inside the skirt, so he stretched his hand in, and when he touched the triangle, he was dumbfounded.The bare, sticky, barren shoal frightened him so much that he ran out with his tail between his legs. "Stop the electric baton, what are you going to do in such a hurry?" Sun Xiaomei shouted while standing in the main room feeling bored.Why did he run away after touching it? Could it be that the little electrician was electrified or bitten, and he was not electrified and had no teeth?Xiao Hai ran home in one breath, holding his chest and gasping for breath: "You are so numb, it turned out to be a white tiger, so scary." There is such a legend in the countryside that a woman with no hair on her lower body is called a white tiger, which is very unlucky. It will bring bad luck, Xiao Hai has spied on several women, but has never seen a white tiger, and the naked feeling frightens him a lot.Gao Donglan was washing clothes, saw Xiao Hai running in the door in a panic, and wondered: "Son, why are you running in such a panic?" Xiao Hei walked up to him, swaying his tail and licking Xiao Hai's hand with his tongue. "Godmother, I met a white tiger!" "White tiger? Return Qinglong, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and help godmother dry the clothes." Xiao Hai picked up the sheet and said, "Really, Sun Xiaomei is the white tiger." Gao Donglan ate Surprised: "How do you know?" "I went to help her fix the socket just now, but she didn't wear underwear. I accidentally saw it. It was so white, it scared me to death." Gao Donglan chuckled: " We took a bath together and knew she was a white tiger, but it doesn't matter, a woman with more or less hair is like that, saying that the white tiger is prodigal or something is just a rumor." "That is to say, people who have a relationship with her may not necessarily Will there be bad luck?" "Of course, you won't be thinking about her, you kid, you can stay away from her, Zhao Qiang has been thinking about her, don't cause trouble, miss a woman, and godmother will find you tomorrow Go to your partner." Xiao Hai put the bed sheet on the iron bars, scratched his head and said: "What did the godmother say, what did I think of her, she has a good relationship with Zhao Qiang, if it wasn't because I was there to repair the socket, they might have It's done." Gao Donglan gave Xiao Hai a slap: "You know how to watch this kind of excitement, you think your wife is crazy, stay away from her, she will think when she sees men, don't lead you into trouble. The godmother is here Helping you with a special partner, Liu Na is very good, but your conditions are too poor, we can't afford it." "Godmother, don't worry about this, I'm still young, your godson won't be single Just after drying the clothes, the loudspeaker in the village howled, asking Xiao Hai to go to the village committee. "I'm so stupid, I've never stopped being an electrician." Xiao Hai rode his bicycle to the village committee.In the village committee, Wei San was the only one sitting in the meeting room, drinking tea.Wei San's name is Wei Lei, he is 22 years old, and he is the third eldest brother. Xiao Hai knows why Wei San is the electrician in the village. Wei San's mother, Wang Xuezhi, was once a beautiful woman in Xiaojia Village, especially a pair of proud breasts. Qi, there is no one in the village who is better than her, even though she is in her early forties, Zhao Qiang still lingers, Wang Xuezhi finds something for his son to do, Zhao Qiang will not object.Seeing Xiao Hai walk into the meeting room, Wei San shook Erlang's legs and said, "Xiao Diangong, come here and pour me a glass of water!" Damn, I even put it on the table, let me pour you water!Well, I'll let you get used to it today, Xiao Hai walked over, picked up the thermos bottle and poured him a glass of water.Wei San patted Xiao Hai on the shoulder, chuckled and said, "Behave well, I will take care of you." "Wei San, is it fun to be the foreman?" Xiao Hai blocked Wei San's hand.Wei San's father and mother are brother and sister Lian, who gave birth to Wei San who is not very intelligent, as if he lacks a muscle, and some people call Wei San stupid. "It's very cool, just like Sun Xiaomei screaming." "Did you hear Sun Xiaomei?" Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, the day before yesterday I went to Widow Zhang's house to collect the electricity bill. I passed by Sun Xiaomei's house and heard her house screaming. I sneaked to the window and looked in. Guess what, she was watching a naked movie. , in the film, a man and three women are twisted together to fire cannons, and Sun Xiaomei screamed while watching, it looks very cool." Xiao Hai was taken aback, he didn't expect Sun Xiaomei to watch that thing, so he asked : "It's good, your mother and your father have a good time too, right?" "Fuck you, why mention my mother." Wei San took a sip of water and said, "However, my mother sounds better than Sun Xiaomei." How did you know?" "I heard it secretly, don't tell my father, or he will be angry." Xiao Hai chuckled, Wei San's father has been impotent for several years, and he is a man who can make Wang Xuezhi call very beautifully , it must be Zhao Qiang.If you have the opportunity, you can also taste the taste of an old woman and listen to Wang Xuezhi's voice!He licked his nose: "Wei San, who told you to call me to the village committee?" "It's Director Zhao, he'll be right back." "What's he looking for?" Xiao Hai wondered, Zhao Qiang was in a hurry What did you ask him to do? "I don't know either. It looks very angry. You wouldn't give his daughter up." "A guy with an upper brain knows how to go up and down." Xiao Hai pondered for a while, and there was nothing that made Zhao Qiang angry. things.The two were talking, when the door was kicked open with a bang, Zhao Qiang burst in from the outside with a face full of anger, grabbed Xiao Hai's collar, slapped six times, and shouted loudly: "Xiao Hai, you What kind of wine did Mabi give me!?"