Merry small electric farmer

"It's the first time I meet my parents-in-law and I can't come empty-handed, right? I don't have much money. Why are you being so polite? After I pass the door, I'll come to eat every day and come empty-handed." Xiao Hai giggled and looked into the main room. After a glance, seeing that there was no one, she put on a pose and pretended to be cool: "Look at my outfit today, I'm okay, I won't embarrass you, dear Nana." "Go, go, you I was invited by my father, not what I mean, I have nothing to do with being ashamed or not, so don't be too sentimental." Liu Na blushed, pointed to his shirt and said, "But , Then again, today looks really unusual, more energetic than usual, it seems to be a different person." Xiao Hai was overjoyed, to be praised by Liu Na, sweeter than eating honey.The two walked into the room, and there was no one in the room. There was a chopping board on the dining table with cut pieces of meat on it, and it looked like it was going to be stewed. "Where's father-in-law and mother-in-law?" Xiao Hai glanced around and asked. "Hey, the young man speaks very aggressively. Who is your mother-in-law!" Before Liu Na could reply, a person came from the main room. You can guess without asking, that this is Liu Na's mother. "Hi aunt, I'm Xiao Hai from Xiaojiazhuang. I'm a classmate with Liu Na. I was joking with her just now. Auntie, please don't mind." The future mother-in-law heard the joke. Xiao Hai blushed and rubbed his hands together involuntarily. Rubbing, the scene was very embarrassing. "Mom, don't talk like that, and scare Xiao Hai again." Looking at the embarrassed Xiao Hai, Liu Na giggled, hugged her mother's Fengli shoulders and straightened up.Mom is good everywhere, but she speaks too bluntly. "It's okay, young man, I was just joking with you. Your name is Xiao Hai, right? The young man is not bad, but he is a little thinner. Sit on the kang soon." Fengli looked Xiao Hai up and down, like a policeman interrogating a thief. Xiao Hai was so dizzy. "Hurry up and cook, it will be noon in a while." Liu Na pushed Fengli and pushed her mother into the main room. The way the mother-in-law looked at the son-in-law made her a little embarrassed. "Your uncle has gone to the brick factory and will be back in a while. You two should have a few more drinks at noon. I am very good at cooking." Feng Li tilted her head and looked into the room while cleaning the pot.Just as he was talking, Liu Dongsheng walked into the house, followed by two people, both of whom Xiao Hai knew. They were the village director and village accountant of Liujiazhuang. Xiao Hai hurriedly got up and greeted the three of them. "You're welcome, just like coming to your house." Liu Dongsheng signaled Xiao Hai to sit down, patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "On behalf of the people of Liujiazhuang, thank you for recovering the losses in the village, thank you Xiao Hai... "You're welcome, this is what I should do. Help others." Xiao Hai smiled very humbly. "Not bad, let's have a good drink today. It's still early, can you play chess? Let's play two games." Xiao Hai is really not very good at chess. The excitement is not due to how good the chess skills are, but the very lively regret of eating and regretting chess.At this time, the smell of stewed meat came out of the kitchen. Liu Na cooperated with her mother to fry and cook, and soon filled the table with dishes.Just as the meal was ready, Ji Yingying walked into the courtyard and said loudly: "Uncle Liu, the food is so delicious that you don't want me to lose weight. I must eat more today." When she entered the room and saw Xiao Hai, Ji Yingying was surprised : "Xiao Hai, why are you here?" Xiao Hai chuckled, "Permit you Director Ji to come, but don't let me, Xiao Hai, I am also today's guest." Ji Yingying looked at Liu Dongsheng, then at Liu Na "Nana, what's the matter with you two?" Ji Yingying and Liu Na are high school classmates. After working, they went to work in Xiaogezhuang Town, and now they are in Baocun Liujiazhuang. The relationship between the two is hard to say. Today is Liu Dongsheng's birthday. , It was also the day when the brick factory was out of the kiln. She and the village cadres were busy in the brick factory for a long time before going to Liu's house for dinner.Liu Na stabbed Ji Yingying and said, "It's all right, eat quickly, or it will be cold." Everyone sat in a large circle, began to drink and eat, and chatted while eating.Of course, the content of the chat cannot be separated from Liu Dongsheng's happy birthday. Ji Yingying bought a water glass for Liu Dongsheng. Xiao Hai doesn't know about birthdays. If there is no gift, there will be no gift. I can only blame Liu Na for not notifying in advance.The content of the chat was more about the brick factory. Only then did Ji Yingying know that the brick factory was contracted by the villagers, and the person who saved the village committee a huge loss was Xiao Hai. She widened her eyes in surprise and snapped The ribs were placed in Xiao Hai's bowl, then he raised his wine glass and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that, I didn't expect that Xiao Hai Electrician is still the benefactor of Liujiazhuang. As the town cadre of Baoliujiazhuang Village, in order to express my gratitude to you, I would like to offer you a toast." !" A beautiful woman has to drink a toast, of course she can't refuse, Xiao Hai drank a glass of wine in one gulp, although it was two or two glasses, but the wine was still burning when he swallowed it.Liu Dongsheng chuckled: "Young man has a good capacity for alcohol, I'll toast you again." Xiao Hai raised his glass to drink, but Liu Na snatched it and said, "Dad, you can't drink like this, Xiao Hai doesn't have much capacity for alcohol, last time I went to the town government I drank too much while doing work, and I didn't even wake up after two days of sleep." "Yo, Nana, you said you were fine, and now you are protected. I think not only is there something wrong, but it's not a small matter." Ji Yingying took a piece of it. Geza laughed.Liu Dongsheng chuckled: "Okay, let's finish our order and drink half of it first." The village director and the village accountant knew that Xiao Hai was a guest invited by Party Secretary Liu, so they started toasting each other. It was useless to have three glasses of wine in 10 minutes After eating, Xiao Hai's alcohol capacity was only stronger than that of goldfish, and he rarely drank like this. After a while, he felt his head swell, so he found an excuse and ran out.Finding an open space behind the house, looking around and seeing no one around, Xiao Hai poked his throat with his fingers, and began to vomit. After vomiting for five or six minutes, his stomach was empty, and he felt better. "You fucker, it's hard for the mother-in-law's good intentions, big pot of ribs, stewed barracuda in sauce, stewed chicken with mushrooms, all fucking ants." Xiao Hai cursed secretly, wiped his mouth, Feeling the urge to urinate, it is not a good way to solve it here, looked up and found that the toilet was not far behind the room, and hurriedly walked over.The toilet is made of red bricks, which is very strong. There should be a biogas digester underground. Recently, the whole town is engaged in green agricultural construction, and every household is required to build a biogas digester. It is energy-saving and environmentally friendly. Next, human excrement is the best biogas material.The toilet didn't have a door, so Xiao Jing raised his leg and walked in, immediately foolish on the spot!