Merry small electric farmer

Xiao Hai pouted: "My good godmother, what kind of peanut horns, how much are peanut horns worth, I bought them at a high price, this is called a deer whip." "Ah? It's a deer whip again, how much did it cost?" What are you doing buying this thing, are you still drinking wine?" As soon as Xiao Hai said the price, Gao Donglan raised his hand and hit him: "You kid, don't worry about your life, why spend so much money on miscellaneous things, how can you keep up with me?" Prepare some steel and concrete to build a house." Xiao Hai was beaten so wronged, he smiled and said, "I'm doing this for you and godfather, okay? I bought another one for you, and I made up my mind to buy it. You and your godfather are in harmony now, aren’t we, and the money is not in vain.” Gao Donglan was blushing when she was told, and opened her mouth to scold: “What is harmony? Don't care about the matter, just stay there and don't interfere with my cooking, that old bastard is not a good guy, he can say anything and fart!" "Xiao Hai, did you make your godmother angry again?" In a flash of darkness, Mrs. Meng walked into the room, holding a plate of wire and two pairs of pliers in her hand. "Fucking, old thing that is not a thing, old, not photogenic, old and unprincipled, messing around with children all day long, talking about running trains!" Mrs. Meng was scolded so that she turned around with her head covered, and she turned around when she saw Xiao Hai rushing at him. Laughing, he saw the packing box in his hand again, and only then did he understand why Gao Donglan was angry.He chuckled and said, "My good son, I got another baby for my godfather, bring it to me to have a look, alas, it's still from a deer, much better than donkey's, I'll cut it into slices and soak it for the rest of my life. Your happiness depends on it." Gao Donglan kicked Mrs. Meng, and cursed loudly: "Go away, stay here, don't be annoying here, that shit is not allowed to drink wine now, let's talk about it after the New Year!" After listening Mr. Meng was taken aback for the first half of the sentence, the old woman was really angry, and he burst out laughing after hearing the second half of the sentence: "Okay, good, good, donkey this year, deer next year, materials can't be wasted, our family should keep Is it harmonious?" After dinner, Gao Donglan washed the dishes and went to the canteen, and she still had to keep an eye on the matter of finding a partner for Xiao Hai. After taking the tiger whip home, she couldn't bear the drunken Meng Liba, who was struggling as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.Xiao Hai took a sip of water, then went to the front of the TV and turned it off with a bang, making Mrs. Meng stare with anger: "Why the hell are you turning off the TV? The more you look like your godmother, son, open it quickly." Xiao Hai pulled Mrs. Meng up from the kang, and said with a smile: "Godfather, I bought a deer whip for you, and you have to do something for me too. "I've been tired all day, but I plan to take a rest. What are you asking me to do?" Go, go, I'm an old man, I don't have the time to spread those things, I'd better watch my TV." Mrs. Meng sat back on the kang again. "Don't godfather, if you don't spread the advertisement for me, I will give you the whip. If you spread the advertisement for me, you will not only get the whip, but also get a commission of 15 yuan per badger. What do you think?" Mrs. Meng patted her head: "You child, you use your father as a coolie. Well, for the sake of your filial piety, I will help you." Seeing Mrs. Meng walk out of the room, Xiao Hai smiled: donkey whip If you make up for it, you have to consume it, otherwise there is nowhere to vent your anger.He didn't stay at home either, he called Liu Tiesheng and Niu Dazhuang, and the three came to the foot of the mountain with flashlights, nylon rope holsters and pockets, and started the work of catching badgers.The three of them came to the foot of the mountain not too far from the breeding. Before they could move, they found a figure squatting not far away, holding a steel stick in his hand, prostrate on the ground like a mouse stealing melons.Liu Tiesheng chuckled, and shouted: "Accountant Liu, what are you doing here? You look like a thief." Immediately standing there as if enchanted by someone, I am afraid that Liu Neng's good deeds will be disturbed.After a while, there was a bang in the distance, the movement was not very loud, and all three of them could hear that something touched the mechanism.Liu Neng rushed over at once, as smart as a rabbit.He picked up a bag from the ground, and inside it was a badger fifty to sixty centimeters long, judging by its size, it was not yet an adult, and it kept struggling in the bag. "Haha, I finally caught one. It took less than half an hour. I'm very lucky today." Liu Neng was very excited, and raised the bag in his hand at the three of them.The three of them looked left and right around the badger, very happy.Niu Dazhuang stretched out his hand to touch it, but Liu Neng hurriedly stopped him: "Don't touch it indiscriminately, the angry badger is very powerful and can bite off people's fingers." The back of the hand is behind the back.Regardless of its small size, the whole body is full of treasures. The fat under the skin and on the intestinal membrane can be cooked in a pot. It can cure hemoptysis, hemorrhoids, burns and frostbite. However, badger hair is the raw material of choice for high-end beard brushes and oil paint brushes, which is the direct reason why Xiao Hai plans to breed badgers.Niu Dazhuang was puzzled: "Brother Liu, you are too good at catching badgers on this bare hillside." Liu Neng chuckled and said, "You are too young to know how to catch badgers. Wild badgers like to move at night." , like to walk on the light path, don't like to walk on the grass. The trap with glue wire should be placed in the middle of the small path in the hills, slopes, and fields. If the road is wide, weeds should be placed on one side of the road to make the road narrow If you put a trap in the farmland, the trap should be placed in the middle of the waist ditch. It cannot be placed in the gutter, so that you can catch badgers." Xiao Hai chuckled: "Third brother, you are really capable. You can take us to catch badgers tonight." "Okay, if the four of us are together, we won't catch a large amount. After all, badgers are not social animals, and the number is limited in a certain area." "That's okay, too. I'll learn the craft first, and then I'll act separately after I'm out of apprenticeship." The four gathered together and searched for badgers along the hillside.Turning over a dirt slope, we came to the boundary of Liujiazhuang.Liu Neng stood on the slope and looked around, then pointed to the front left and said: "There is a ravine there, there may be badgers, let's go and see." The four quietly came to the edge of the ditch, and Liu Neng lay down on the edge of the ditch and looked forward. After taking a look, he laughed and said, "Look, what is that?"