Merry small electric farmer

Xiao Hai walked to the front of the Audi car, lightly pushed the left front wheel, and with a pop sound, the left front wheel immediately deflated, and the tire was suffocated.Gao Shan was so angry, he cursed loudly: "What the heck, what a mess today, what kind of turtle persecuted me, rowed my car, and punctured my tire, he really is not a thing!" Xiao Hai thought Curse secretly: You are nothing like Mabi, if you puncture my tire, I will puncture your tire, if you puncture me one, I will puncture four of you, let's see who gets the most advantage!Thinking this way in his heart, he expressed great regret on his lips, smacking his lips and said: "Oh, the tires of Audi cars can also leak air. I thought only three horses can leak air. There may be an air leak." "Three carriages?" Gao Shan was taken aback when he heard the three carriages. "Yeah, I parked my car in the parking lot the day before yesterday, which is the parking lot where you put your car. Some son of a bitch got a tire and I couldn't go home. He really is nothing!" Gao Shan opened his mouth and wanted to speak , Zhang Zhang three times and then swallowed the words, from Xiao Hai's words, it can be heard that he was the one who pierced the Audi car!This can't be said clearly, he also scolded Xiao Hai for the matter of repaying and repaying. "Hey, there is still a nail pierced in the rear tire. Why are there so many nails? Let's just pierce one of them. He also pierced both tires. This man is too ruthless. Let me help you pull it out." "Don't, don't move!" Gao Shan yelled, and stood up to stop Xiao Hai.His words were still a bit slow, before he could say "don't move", Xiao Hai's hand was already retracted, holding a wooden nail in his hand, and the Audi tire squeaked and held back. "You fucking don't understand common sense, how to drive to the garage after unplugging it, now it's all right, I can only call a tow truck." Xiao Hai spread his hands and looked innocent: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I don’t know common sense, it looks like I can’t help you, call a tow truck, we’re going to eat at a food stall.” He doesn’t know common sense, he shouldn’t pull out a tire if it’s punctured, so it’s okay to drive to the garage No problem, if you pull out any nails, you can only call a tow truck, which is another big expense.Seeing Zhao Yani get into Xiao Hai's car, his butt smoked and ran away, and then glanced at the Audi car lying on the ground, he kicked the tire hard, unexpectedly kicked his foot The kick hurt, and he was jumping up and down covering his feet, grinning his teeth and yelling: "You son of a bitch pierced my womb, I won't let you go, I'm going to pierce your lungs, let you let go !” At this time, an old man walked out of the guard room, looked at Gao Shan and shook his head. "Uncle, what are you doing out here, look at my joke!" "Son, let go, Zhao Yani doesn't like you at all." The old man sighed. "Let go? In my alpine dictionary, there is no such word as let go. What I want, I will get it in the end. If I can't get it, others won't take it easily. Let's see!" the old man sighed. Taking a breath, he shook his head again and walked into the guard room.The Buick car was like a ball of flames, galloping on the endlessly flowing street, turning around three times and arriving at the Si Lian Bar in the north of the city.Zhao Yani looked up at the sign and wondered, "Uncle Xiao, what did you bring me here for?" Xiao Hai chuckled, took Zhao Yani's hand and said, "I know today is your birthday, so I brought you here specially. Play around, let you have a commemorative and completely different birthday." "This...my dad and my stepmother prepared meals at home for my birthday." Zhao Yani was very embarrassed She lowered her head, sorry not because she couldn't go to the bar, but because she kissed Xiao Hai just now, and Xiao Hai also kissed her, and her first kiss was given to Xiao Gezhuang's little electric baton for no apparent reason. As if in a dream, the girl's heart was as peaceful as water, but now it was messed up by Xiao Hai's kiss. "It won't delay your going home for dinner. Call your dad and tell him to be an hour late." "Uncle Xiao Hai, I really can't go here, I hate bars." Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows : "If you don't like it, don't go, I will take you to another place." The Buick car merged into the traffic again, and after a while, they came to the Love Cafe in the east of the city. The two found a table in the secluded northwest corner and asked for a table. I ordered two cups of love coffee, and ordered some small desserts, eating and drinking like a pair of lovers.Zhao Yani smiled secretly from time to time while drinking, Xiao Hai pulled her little hand and said: "Yani, why are you always laughing?" It’s good or bad.” Xiao Hai grinned: “Do you know that I punctured his tires?” “Why didn’t I know that you used this method to puncture the bicycle of Niu Dazhuang in the neighboring village. I’m very puzzled, you How did you put the nails under his car in advance?" Xiao Hai briefly talked about how he had conflicts with Gao Shan and how he retaliated against him, and Zhao Yani was very surprised: "Really, before you I've already been in touch, and so many things have happened, no wonder Gao Shan is not surprised to see you." "Don't mention him, it will affect your mood, uncle will do a trick for you." Xiao Hai stretched out his hands in front of Zhao Yani, Shaking his ten fingers, he twirled a bunch of fingers, Zhao Yani was puzzled, Xiao Hai suddenly closed his hands, and when he opened it again, there was a small red box in his palm, causing Zhao Yani to exclaim: "Wow!" , It’s amazing, how did you do it?” Xiao Hai smiled slightly, opened the paper box, and inside was a Jade Buddha pendant tied with a red silk thread, and handed it to Zhao Yani: “Yani, happy birthday to you "Zhao Yani's eyes widened in surprise: "You gave me...a birthday present?" "Yeah, don't you like it?" "It's not that I don't like it, Uncle Xiao Hai, we are not lovers. Let's have a meal and a cup of coffee, and I don't need to give me gifts, which are usually given by lovers." Zhao Yani pulled out her hair and lowered her head shyly.Xiao Hai smiled generously: "Just think of us as lovers. There was a love drama staged just now, it made me experience the sweetness of being lovers. That feeling is so fucking cool. This gift is my gift to you. Please repay me." "Uncle Xiao Hai, I also feel very sweet. Is this the feeling of being in love? I am really happy. I hope this kind of moment will last forever and never pass away." When Xiao Hai heard the excitement, he grabbed Zhao Ya Ni's little hand, like a big bad wolf coaxing little Mianyang, said with a smile: "Is that right, Yani, how about we two be real lovers?"