Merry small electric farmer

Xiao Hai chuckled and said, "I'm here today just for you. If I were in your hometown of Sangbei County, I would like to help you expel the Black Immortal. Yes, I dare to drive the black fairy away, but the drive away is only temporary, you only have to stay here for ninety-nine and 81 days, and I will spend another ten yuan to burn a bad luck charm for you, and the black fairy will go Find the next host, so that you will be safe and your luck will turn around. If you are in a hurry to go home now, danger will accompany you, because the black fairy has already been provoked." Zhang He immediately felt worried when he heard this , Why is it that: "This... how can this be possible? My wife lives alone in my hometown, and there are seventy or eighty foxes in the yard, and forty or fifty raccoon dogs waiting to take care of them. How can I leave people at home?" Xiao Hai rushed to Zhang Xiuying With a wink, Zhang Xiuying immediately understood, and said worriedly: "Oh, you are so powerful, Dad, you must not go home, just live here. As for my mother and the things at home are easy to handle, I will go to my hometown tomorrow. My mother picked it up, and so did the foxes and raccoons. There is a farm in Xiaojiazhuang Village, so we will use animals as shares and join their cooperative, so that we can save worry, and we can sit on the kang and wait for the money to be distributed." Zhang He shook his head and said, "Is this possible? Why don't I go to your sister's house, seven or eight miles away from our house, and I'll feed the foxes and raccoons before going to your sister's house. Isn't it safe? It will be over 80 days soon." It will pass." Xiao Hai hurriedly waved his hand and said: "That's impossible, one is that your second daughter's home is close to Hei Xian's lair, and Hei Xian has more than 700 years of cultivation. It has boundless mana and is very powerful. If something goes wrong, I want to save it. You have nothing to do. The second is that you live here, and there are things to suppress black immortals." Zhang He was taken aback: "Things to suppress black immortals, what is that?" Xiao Hai pointed to the exhaust fan on the roof, where there was a Wisps of white smoke are water vapor from making lotus root chicken: "That's it." "It?" Zhang Xiuying was also puzzled: "Can it suppress black immortals?" Xiao Hai nodded and said, "You don't know yet, do you? The pipes used by the old man were passed down from your ancestors. There is no problem or risk for your seniors to smoke. It is because they often make lotus root chicken, and use the white smoke from the penis to suppress the black fairy. Evil spirit. And old man, you can’t do it. You haven’t cooked lotus root chicken for many years. Without the suppression and protection of white smoke, danger will come one after another. If you want to turn bad luck into good fortune, avoid it. The disaster of blood and light must live here, and a large number of lotus chickens must be made, and the smoke of the lotus chickens will be used to infuse the evil spirit, so as to protect you and your family from being safe." "How do you know that it is called a lotus chicken? Why? If you want to do it here, not in the restaurant across the door, or near the bus station, why do you have to live here? Can’t I live in Puzhou County? What’s so important about this?” Zhang He was a little skeptical, and proposed A series of questions.Xiao Hai shook his head, shook his buttocks, curled his lips and said with a smile: "Of course, you don't know that, lotus root chicken is a homonym for 'I Buddha Chicken', you have to use the name 'My Buddha Chicken', and Only the white smoke generated by cooking in person can suppress the evil spirit." Xiao Hai raised his finger to the roof, then curled his mouth and said: "And this restaurant is an old house, which has existed for more than 200 years. You can see the purple air rising from afar, shrouded in auspicious clouds, and it is a land of great blessing. If you leave this place, if you don’t use the old name of lotus chicken, the effect of suppressing the black evil spirit will be greatly reduced. What are the consequences? There is no guarantee." Zhang Xiuying secretly laughed, the electric baton can really fool you, where did you get all these fallacies, there are so many tricks, and she is an expert at lying.Zhang Xiuying didn't know that Xiao Hai was a good student at first, but after losing his parents, he lost his aggressiveness and often made up nonsense to fool Mrs. Meng and Gao Donglan. His ability to make up nonsense has been honed over time.Zhang Xiuying was amused in her heart, but with an anxious look on her face, she said worriedly: "This situation is too serious, Dad, you must not go home, in case it is like what the master said, I am so worried about you and mother, We have made an agreement, I will call my sister now and ask her to help her mother pack things." Zhang Xiuying took out her phone and started calling, Zhang He reached out to stop him, but before the old man could say anything, Xiao Hai stood up and blocked Zhang Xiuying In front of him, he took old Zhangtou's hand and sighed: "It's a sin, it's a sin, I leaked the secret, and I will be punished by the gods, old man, give me ten yuan for the hexagram fee, I have to go back to the top of the mountain to take refuge Go, sin, sin." Zhang He patted his head, his white-haired head was still covered, and hurriedly fumbled for money in his pocket: "Master, don't worry, I'll look for it now, there are dozens of dollars in my pocket." Small change." Zhang Xiuying wanted to take money out of her pocket, but Xiao Hai stopped her with winks, and only the old man would pay the money in person, which would deepen his impression, improve his credibility, and make him completely believe that it was true, and no longer be dubious.The old man fumbled for a long time, and took out a handkerchief from his pocket, which was bulging with money wrapped in it. It seemed to be three to four thousand yuan, and he patted Xiao Hai's hand and said, "Master, thank you so much, ten yuan is too little Now, I’ll leave all of these to you.” Xiao Hai didn’t even look at it, he put it in his pocket and said, “It’s so good, the old man is sincere and kind, and he has a destiny with my immortal, please remember my words, don’t smoke, You can drink less wine, and you will live to 4000 years old." Zhang He kept nodding his head, and sent Shenhan out of the restaurant like a Living Buddha. "Uncle Zhang, are you here as a guest?" Cao Tingting rode an electric tricycle and drove in from the outside just as she walked to the gate. Seeing Zhang He hurriedly greeted her, she kept looking at the "Shenhan".Xiao Hai groaned inwardly, and hurriedly bowed his body, pouted his buttocks, and raised his sunglasses.How did Yan Duoduo do her logistics work? She didn't take Cao Tingting seriously and ran out of the back kitchen.He hastily adjusted his glasses and pushed down his sun hat, as if the thief saw the police.Yes, it is the feeling of a thief seeing the police, who told us to steal someone's chastity. "Sister Tingting, look quickly, what does the bearded man with the bamboo pole and glasses do? It's weird, it doesn't look like he's here to eat." A small head protruded from the back of the electric tricycle, with two playful croiss braids, Lying beside Cao Tingting's ear, she pointed at Xiao Hai and asked with a smile.Xiao Hai's calf was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, and cold sweat immediately came out of his forehead.Yan Duoduo, a little ghost girl, did good things, not only failed to keep Cao Tingting steady, but also attracted Miss Cao's attention to him, she is a complete traitor!