Merry small electric farmer

"Damn it, you're so crazy, don't you? Believe it or not, I'll strip you and tie you to a telephone pole for three days and three nights, so that everyone will know that you're in the supermarket!" Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows, He poked the woman's chest with his fingers, causing her to stagger: "Tell you, if you know what you're interested in, leave now. If you don't know what you're interested in, you'll be responsible for the consequences, you old bastard!"She often swears at people, as long as she shakes her face and utters dirty words like a roar of a lion in the east of the river, eight of the ten people will run away immediately, and the remaining two will not run away because they were scared to death, so she basically has no experience of swearing to the fullest , so that the function of a good voice that was born to curse people gradually deteriorated. Today, someone scolded her for being an old bastard. . "What's going on, is someone causing trouble?" The crowd parted, and a policeman walked in. He looked like he was in his thirties. Xiao Hai recognized Shi Tianlong, the director of the Xiaogezhuang Town Police Station. "Brother, you are here. This girl smashed my gallbladder and won't pay for it. This kid is still yelling, which seriously affects the social order. You should arrest them!" The middle-aged woman took Shi Tianlong's hand and shouted , seems to have suffered a great grievance. "Sister, you're not at home and running around, it's really annoying." Shi Tianlong frowned, turned his head to look to the other side, and found Xiao Hai who was smiling with his lips pursed, he was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth, Two deep tooth marks appeared on his face: "Why are you?" Xiao Hai chuckled: "Oh, isn't this Director Shi? What's the matter, Police Officer Shi, why don't you let me stay here? This is a public place " Shi Tianlong raised his eyebrows, and said in a deep voice: "You have not violated the law, of course you can go anywhere, if you are a party to the dispute, then follow me to the police station to make a record." Sister Shi Tianlan often embarrasses him , When he went to the supermarket to do Pingci business, he wiped his nose on his police uniform, which made it difficult for him to do it.But I can't talk about it, I can't control it, I really can't do anything about her.Today, I wanted to coax my sister away, but I saw a hateful face, which made him hate him. Shi Tianlong changed his mind, and today he took the small electric baton back to the office to clean up, and sent out a It is also a very pleasing thing to express one's bad temper. "Yes, he is the person involved. He broke my baby and wanted to pay without paying. There is no door. Brother, arrest him quickly!" Shi Tianlan shouted loudly.Xiao Hai glanced at the old woman, then at Shi Tianlong, and said with a hey smile: "From the looks of it, she is the elder sister of Director Shi, and you are her younger brother. Is it wrong?" Looking at the young man with a smirk on his face, Shi Tianlong was at a loss, and said in a serious voice with a businesslike look: "You don't need to worry about the relationship between us, I'm doing this as a matter of routine. A dispute has arisen, it’s not easy to resolve it here, let’s go to the clinic and talk about it.” Xiao Hai waved his hand, raised his chin and said, “Director Shi, they’re both old Chinese medicine practitioners, so don’t use any folk remedies. Your sister did it. What, I know it in my heart, and you know it even better in your heart, please take care of yourself and don't make things big." "Yo ho, Xiao Hai, don't be so stupid as to compare me to me, and you still want to threaten me. If you don't accept it, let the horse come here Let's have a fight." Anyway, he wasn't wearing a police uniform, so Shi Tianlong got angry and wanted to fight Xiao Hai by shaking his arms. "Oh, who is Director Shi angry with? You'll see Mars right away when you're gearing up. This is not your style." After a silver bell-like voice, a person walked out from the crowd. Xiao Hai looked up and recognized him —— Jia Yuting.Jia Yuting was still dressed in casual clothes, with sneakers on her feet. At first glance, she was a sporty beauty. Shi Tianlong was obviously taken aback when he saw Jia Yuting: "Mr. Jia, you... why are you here?" Jia Yuting shook her hands Plastic bag: "Purchase some daily necessities, make dumplings at night, what kind of bastard are you doing, blowing your beard and staring, the influence is very bad, be careful of the flowers on your shoulders, hurry up, don't be loyal Do something." Jia Yuting stretched out her hand and pushed Shi Tianlong, Shi Tianlong also felt that something was wrong, dozens of pairs of eyes were staring at him, and more and more people gathered, and there were quite a few people who knew him. Swearing and fighting, and being stabbed by someone with a heart, the solemn clothes will be ruthlessly stripped off, and it will be difficult to put them on again.Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, so why care about this moment.Thinking of this, Shi Tianlong glared at Xiao Hai coldly, snorted coldly, and left with a shake of his hand. "It's you again, you're everywhere, are you here today to sell watermelons or to get a massage?" Jia Yuting ignored Shi Tianlong and shook her hand at Xiao Hai who was not far away. "Officer Jia is also everywhere. When I was in trouble, you always showed your skills in times of crisis. You rushed to several states in a hurry. You are my protector." Xiao Hai pursed his lips and smiled, reaching out to shake hands with Jia Yuting. Shaking hands: "Today I went shopping with two girlfriends. Unfortunately, something like this happened, which made the police officer laugh." "Two...girlfriends?" Jia Yuting's eyes were as big as copper bells, looking up and down Rui and Zhou Danxuan seemed to be looking at aliens. "Two...girlfriends, not girlfriends, don't get it wrong." Xiao Hai blushed, and the meaning of the words was wrong, which is easy to be misunderstood.Jia Yuting covered her mouth and smiled, then glanced at Zhou Danxuan and Zhang Rui: "Xiao Hai, do you have a good eye? You are very beautiful." Xiao Hai introduced Jia Yuting, Zhou Danxuan and Zhang Rui to each other.After the three of them shook hands and got acquainted, Jia Yuting whispered in Xiao Hai's ear, "Yanfu is not diving, I wish you success, I have to leave beforehand." Seeing that there was no excitement, they all left one after another, only Xiao Hai and Shi Tianlan were left. "Brother, sister, why are you all gone, and you forgot to arrest this bastard!" Shi Tianlong and Jia Yuting, who had a fleshy face, rushed away and shouted loudly. "No need to call, the police have confirmed that this incident of touching porcelain has nothing to do with us, you can do it yourself, and stop doing such immoral things in the future, be careful not to touch porcelain, and touch yourself again, at such an age, missing an arm It's not good to lose legs, let's go." Shi Tianlan curled his lips in disdain, Xiao Hai dragged Zhou Danxuan and Zhang Rui away. "Stop, if you want to leave without paying, there's no way!" Shi Tianlan blocked the way again with a swollen face, opened ten fingers like steel hooks, and scratched Xiao Hai's face violently.