Merry small electric farmer

"Sub-distance? What can I say about you, you haven't been in shape all day, hurry up and get out!" Zhang Juan knew what "sub-distance" referred to, raised her leg and kicked Xiao Hai, kicking him out of the door.Seeing Xiao Hai left, Zhang Juan remembered that she hadn't checked out yet, and immediately chased to the door of the supermarket, holding the door frame and shouting loudly: "Xiao Hai, come back quickly!" Xiao Hai giggled, thinking of me so soon, What a weird girl: "Sister-in-law, I haven't gone far yet, have you set a time?" A total of 86 yuan and fifty-three." Xiao Hai smiled wryly: "Didn't you give me the shovel? Why do you need money?" Zhang Juan suddenly realized: "You didn't say you gave it to me, but you forgot, there is still a generation of melon seeds, a total of 91 yuan and fifty cents." "Three cents more." Zhang Juan pulled Xiao Hai over, took out a hundred-yuan bill from her pocket, threw Xiao Hai into the money box, and pushed Xiao Hai out. The door frame snorted coldly: "I also want three per cent, why not? I have nothing to do with you. I have to get what I want. Let's go quickly. I'll put the change on your account, and I'll wipe it off for you next time you buy something." Go." Xiao Hai walked away disheartened, he wanted to take advantage of a shovel, but he didn't expect that it would be counted into the account today, so he was happy for nothing.Looking at the dish in his hand, he felt that the portion was still a bit light. After all, Director Miao came to his house for the first time. The meal should not be too simple, it is best to get a fish to eat.So he turned the handlebar of the bicycle, and Xiao Hai came to the fish pond in the northwest of the village.The area of ​​the fish pond is not small, with a square of ten acres. It is the collective property of the village committee, and there is no external contract. Two people are assigned to take care of the maintenance. One of them is Tang Shaoshan, who is the main person in charge of the fish pond.As soon as he walked halfway, he heard someone approaching humming a ditty. Xiao Hai knew it was Zhao Qiang's voice as soon as he heard it.He turned the car hastily to go away, and saw that Sun Xiaomei's house was next to him. He pushed the car and hid behind the toilet of Sun Xiaomei's house. "One, touch, touch my lady's face. The lady's face is tender and tender, like a big apple; touch again, touch my husband's face..." Zhao Qiang's "Eighteen * Touch" the little song became more and more Nearly, when she passed by the door of Sun Xiaomei's house, she stopped, looked into the yard, raised her leg and walked in.Xiao Hai was taken aback, you bastard, don't you know that grandpa is hiding here, why are you sneaking in.Xiao Hai had no choice but to put the bicycle aside, he got into the toilet by himself, and Zhao Qiang must not let Zhao Qiang find out that he was at Sun Xiaomei's house. "Xiaomei, are you at home?" Zhao Qiang shouted loudly while standing in the yard. "Here we are. Director Zhao is here. Come and sit in the room." Sun Xiaomei ran out of the room with an apron tied around her waist, flowery pants and a pair of slippers under her feet. "Is that Zhao Dongqun at home?" "No, I went to Guangdong a few days ago." "That's good, this is the fish I brought you, four or five catties of big grass carp, it's fat, you have one and I'll cook it quickly Let's eat." Zhao Qiang shook the two fish in his hand and said.Sun Xiaomei waved her hand hurriedly: "No, no, thank you Director Zhao for your kindness. I recently went to the temple on the mountain and asked for a lottery to worship the Buddha. The monk asked me to fast for three months, but fish was not allowed. You still take it." Go back." Zhao Qiang put the fish on the wall, grabbed Sun Xiaomei's hand and said with a smile: "Xiaomei, eating fish is a small matter, but eating ham is a big matter. Don't you want to eat brother's ham? Contact me, run away when you see me, seems to be avoiding me on purpose, is it because of that little electric baton, what did he tell you?" Sun Xiaomei struggled for her hand, but couldn't break free for a while, and hurriedly paid a loss. Zhang smiled and said: "Where, it's not Director Zhao like this. There have been a lot of things recently, such as watering the garden, harvesting peaches, weeding and spraying pesticides, washing and cooking at home, mopping the floor for sanitation, and my family is dead. Help me, I'm almost exhausted, I'm too busy with work outside the house." "Just pretend that what you said is true, Dongqun is not at home, now is the right time, hurry up and enter the house, just in time for us to communicate Fan, brother's big ham has been prepared for you a long time ago." "This... Director Zhao, this..." "What is this, is the house ready, and stop playing with me when you don't need me, tell me You, as long as I am the head of a village, you will always need me, hurry up and leave this and that." Zhao Qiang pulled Sun Xiaomei and walked towards the back room.Xiao Hai, who was standing on tiptoe in the toilet and stretching his neck to observe the situation, was anxious: "You're crazy, it turns out that sending fish is fake, and changing guns is real, so fucking angry!" Xiao Hai cursed secretly Walking out of the toilet, he came to the street in a few steps, thinking that Zhao Qiang must not be allowed to succeed, and must find a way to drive him away.He scratched his head, suddenly made up his mind, walked a few steps to a place more than ten meters away from the door of Sun Xiaomei's house, and shouted loudly: "It's not good, it's not good, someone is stealing the fish from the village, everyone come and catch it!" Thief!" Xiao Hai choked out his voice, his voice was rough, but very tragic, very unpleasant, he was mainly afraid that Zhao Qiang would recognize his own voice.After shouting, Xiao Hai pinched hard again, and a woman's voice came out: "Where is it, where is the thief, and in which direction did he run?" Xiao Hai changed his rough voice and shouted: " I saw him and ran into Sun Xiaomei's house, everyone hurry up and don't let the thief run away!" After shouting, Xiao Hai stomped his feet vigorously and made a bang bang sound, as if many people were chasing him generally.Wang Xuezhi, who was passing by, was startled by Xiao Hai's movement, stepped forward and touched Xiao Hai's forehead, wondering: "Little electric baton, you don't have a fever, you shout and yell and stomp your feet, what kind of madness is this?" Ah." Xiao Hai chuckled, and grabbed Wang Xuezhi's two giants: "My cousin just finished work, I'm acting, catching mice, big mice, you can watch a good show in a while." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Qiang ran out of Sun Xiaomei's house in a panic, shouting loudly as he ran: "Catch the thief, catch the thief, don't let the fish thief get away!" , when I saw Xiao Hai and Wang Xuezhi talking leisurely, I immediately felt that I was being tricked, being tricked like a monkey! "Xiao Hai, why are you yelling here if you don't want to catch thieves!" Zhao Qiang glared at Xiao Hai and cursed.Xiao Hai immediately agreed, and ran into Sun Xiaomei's house while yelling: "Catch the fish thief, the fish thief may have escaped from Sun Xiaomei's house, everyone, pay attention to the people around you, those with fish scales are fish thieves! "Seeing Xiao Hai disappearing into the gate, Zhao Qiang was so angry, Mabi, I got a fish to eat, why are you burying me like this? I'm still a fish thief. I've eaten fish from the village for ten years and no one Dare to call me a fish thief!