Merry small electric farmer
Chapter 286 A Duel With You
Xiao Hai didn't pay attention to the three provocations. College students are young people with full of vigor, so it is inevitable that they say some radical things. The original intention is not necessarily bad.
He shrugged his shoulders, turned his body backwards and said, "Xiao Tingting, your suitor is here, you two have a chat, I'll wait for you by the side, the time can't be too long, we still have to go on a date."
Before Cao Tingting could speak, Ding Hui blocked Xiao Hai's way with a flash, and said with a cold snort, "A date? How about a meeting, boy, stop for me, don't be a coward, I want to be with you You duel!"
wow...
A group of onlookers applauded.
"The captain of the basketball team is challenging an unknown student, come and see!"
"The captain of the basketball team is about to duel. The absolute new year's show is about to begin!"
"Come and see, everyone, another duel pair from the University of Finance and Economics has appeared!"
The students who were watching the excitement were not afraid of the excitement, and shouted loudly, attracting the students who were exercising in the distance. After a while, hundreds of students gathered by the side of the parking lot, covering a large area.
Ding Hui didn't pay much attention to Xiao Hai at first, he was not as tall as three pieces of tofu, and he was as thin as noodles, and he could be pulled down with one arm.Seeing so many students gathered together, and there are more than a dozen from his class, the big man became more confident, straightened his waist and said, "How about you kid, do you dare to accept my challenge? If you don’t have that thing, you don’t have to accept my challenge, slip away from my crotch obediently, and I will let you go as a woman, hahaha!”
Seeing the smile on Xiao Hai's face fade away, Cao Tingting hurriedly grabbed his arm, shook her head and said, "Brother Xiao Hai, you can't duel with him, I won't allow you to duel with him."
Xiao Hai looked around at the people, then at Ding Hui, and said with a wry smile: "Little Tingting, everyone has challenged me to the door, and even scolded your brother for being a coward, what do you want me to do? Do I just run away with my tail between my legs?"
Cao Tingting pursed her lips, took Xiao Hai's arm and walked away: "If you shrink your head, you will shrink your head. I just like shrinking your head. Let's ignore him and leave Brother Xiao Hai."
Xiao Haixuan sat down on the ground with his buttocks, and had to follow Cao Tingting out, spreading his hands with a wry smile and saying: "I'm a fool, and there are people who like this thing, I convince you, little Tingting, your name is Ding Hui, right?" , I will not duel with you, I withdrew."
vomit……
The onlookers let out a sigh.One said that the little man was a coward, another said that the little man was bloodless, this one said that the little man was willing to be a bastard, that one said that the little man didn't have a long hang in his crotch, and that Xiao Hai was useless, and there was a burst of contempt from the crowd.
Xiao Hai shrugged his shoulders, ignored people's comments, and walked out with his arms around Cao Tingting's waist.
"Stop boy, do you want to leave? There's no door!" Ding Hui stepped forward with his long legs, blocking Xiao Hai's way.
Xiao Hai shook his eyebrows: "What's the matter, little brother, why do you still want to rob."
"Boy, your ragged clothes are not worth my robbery. You don't have to accept today's duel. The condition for not accepting it is that you have to get under my crotch!" Ding Hui spread his legs and pointed Pointing to his sports crotch, he sneered.
Xiao Hai spread his hands at Cao Tingting, and said with a wry smile: "Little Tingting, it's not that my brother doesn't listen to you, it's that the enemy bullies me too much, and wants to shit on my neck."
Cao Tingting didn't want Xiao Hai to accept the duel because Xiao Hai was short, and Ding Hui was the captain of their college basketball team and the main force of the University of Finance and Economics basketball team. If the two really fought together, it would take less than half a minute for Xiao Hai to fight. Lying on the ground unable to get up.
Seeing Ding Hui's intransigence, Cao Tingting became annoyed by chasing Ding Hui fiercely, pointing at his nose to hurt others.
Xiao Hai saw what was on Cao Tingting's mind, pulled her aside, waved at her indifferently, then looked up at Ding Hui and shook his eyebrows: "Boy, it's because my little Tingting has something to say about not fighting, it's not because I'm afraid You, you are not as good as a broken telephone pole in my eyes. Tell me, I will cooperate with you in a duel, whether it is meat or vegetarian, literary or military, come on horseback."
"Oh, boy, there is still some dick in the crotch, and it can be pulled hard. I admire your courage and your bragging skills."
Seeing that Xiao Hai accepted the duel, Ding Hui couldn't help but smiled knowingly. He gave Xiao Hai a thumbs-up and said, "If you fight or wrestle in a duel, it's considered I'm bullying you. Today we will challenge basketball!"
When Cao Tingting heard this, her almond-shaped eyes widened, and she pointed at Ding Hui's nose and cursed: "Ding Hui, are you still a man? You still have the face to challenge basketball. You are on the school basketball team. My brother is Farmers in Xiaojiazhuang, why don't you challenge harvesting corn!"
Ding Hui blushed when Cao Tingting said it, and he was a bit of a bully with his strengths against his weaknesses.
Xiao Hai waved his hand indifferently: "No problem, basketball is basketball, how do you compare, I will follow you."
Seeing that Xiao Hai agreed, Ding Hui was secretly delighted, he dared to pick on my crush, he is so embarrassing today I will make you lose face, you can't hold your head up in front of Cao Tingting!
"If you want to talk about dunking in the game, then I'm bullying you, we..."
Xiao Hai interrupted him: "Let's just dunk the game, and there is nothing to compare. Is it a one game or three games?"
Ding Hui swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and took a deep look at Xiao Hai: "Yo ho, boy, you have a backbone, we will determine the winner in three rounds, if you lose the game, please stay away from Cao Tingting, the farther you are, the better you will be." Well, it's best not to let her see you for the rest of your life!"
Xiao Haixuan was not overwhelmed, this kid was jealous: "No problem, I promise you, if I win the game, you will stay away from Cao Tingting, and if someone dares to bully her, you must protect her, so conditions, it’s not bullying you.”
"No problem, let's go, see you on the court!"
A few people walked to the basketball court, and those who watched the excitement from behind also chased after them yelling, and some people who were busy ran to the basketball court ahead of time to persuade a group of players to stop first. Compete with the basketball captain for a dunk!
The news was like a thunderbolt, attracting everyone on the playground. Half of the basketball court was surrounded by water, and some people couldn't see the scene inside. They even brought chairs from the classroom, stood on the chairs and waved the flag.
"Ding Hui, Ding Hui, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, you must defeat the foreign ones!"
"Captain, come on, the captain will win!"
"Ding Hui, come on, Ding Hui will win glory for the school team!"
The onlookers were full of voices and cheers, and of course they all supported Ding Hui overwhelmingly.
Ding Hui waved his hands proudly around, and bowed in a circle to express his gratitude to his classmates.
"Brother Xiao Hai, come on, brother Xiao Hai, come on!" Cao Tingting stood behind Xiao Hai and loudly encouraged Xiao Hai.
"Brother Xiao Hai, come on, Brother Xiao Hai, come on!" A female voice came from not far away, and everyone looked up to see 45 girls, holding hands to cheer for Xiao Hai, resonating with Cao Tingting's voice.
Xiao Hai is so beautiful that his nose and eyes are bubbling. If a person is attractive, he can attract beautiful women everywhere. So many female students came to support our little farmer, so touched.
"Tingting, all the sisters are here to support you, let your boyfriend cheer!" A girl shouted.
One sentence put Xiao Hai in the cold palace, his heart was cold and cold, the cheering of the emotional girls was not because of the charm of the electric batons, it turned out that it was the friendship that sponsored Cao Tingting.
"Who will come first, you or me?" Ding Hui patted the basketball skillfully and said.
"It's up to the host. You should come first. I don't know much about basketball. If I need to do something to surpass you, I won the game. Explain it clearly to me, and then I will do it."
Ding Hui sneered in his heart, he met a big fool today, the stupidest big fool in the world, who doesn't know anything about basketball, yet dared to meet my challenge, how stupid!
Thinking this way in his heart, Ding Hui showed a very admiring expression on his face, he gave Xiao Hai a thumbs up and said: "You boy is really good, I only know who is the best person today! Okay, let's compare our hands first Slam dunk, as long as you press the ball into the basketball hoop with both hands, you will win the game!"
Xiao Hai shrugged indifferently, and made a gesture of please.
Ding Hui snorted coldly, dribbled the ball and took a few steps to run up, and when he came to the basket, his body bounced up suddenly, his body turned 360 degrees, and with a bang, he dunked the basketball into the basket.After the slam dunk, the body spun around the hoop, did a pull-up and landed firmly on the ground, and made a beautiful poss to the students around.
"Good! Captain Ding is mighty!"
"It's so beautiful, Captain Ding, I love you!"
The crowd of onlookers burst into cheers, this action is generally impossible to do, and there are only three or four people in the University of Finance and Economics who can do it, and Ding Hui is one of them.
"It's your turn, kid." Ding Hui threw the basketball at Xiao Hai's head.
bah...
Xiao Hai raised his fist and slammed at the basketball that was flying towards him!
The basketball was hit hard by the fist, bounced back quickly, and hit Ding Hui's chest with a bang.
Ding Hui originally wanted to hit Xiao Hai with the ball, but it was embarrassing when the ball hit his head, and he couldn't lift his head up in front of everyone, so as to humiliate the little farmer who didn't know basketball.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Hai punched very quickly, smashing the basketball back, and the rebound speed was very fast. He was unprepared and directly hit his chest with such force that he almost didn't breathe out in one breath. His eyes turned white when he was hit. He bent down with his chest in his hands and didn't straighten up for a long time.
"Good pass, thank you, I made a layup, look!"
Xiao Hai ran two steps forward, caught the basketball bouncing back from Ding Hui, took a few shots to the basket, his legs bounced lightly, his thin and small body was as nimble as a swallow, and he jumped up More than two meters high, his head has reached the top of the basket!
He held the basketball with both hands and lightly tapped the top edge of the backboard, generating a rotational force, making his body rotate slightly for a circle, then aimed the basketball at the basket, and lightly threw it in. The ball and the electric baton landed at the same time. Not a single sound!
He shrugged his shoulders, turned his body backwards and said, "Xiao Tingting, your suitor is here, you two have a chat, I'll wait for you by the side, the time can't be too long, we still have to go on a date."
Before Cao Tingting could speak, Ding Hui blocked Xiao Hai's way with a flash, and said with a cold snort, "A date? How about a meeting, boy, stop for me, don't be a coward, I want to be with you You duel!"
wow...
A group of onlookers applauded.
"The captain of the basketball team is challenging an unknown student, come and see!"
"The captain of the basketball team is about to duel. The absolute new year's show is about to begin!"
"Come and see, everyone, another duel pair from the University of Finance and Economics has appeared!"
The students who were watching the excitement were not afraid of the excitement, and shouted loudly, attracting the students who were exercising in the distance. After a while, hundreds of students gathered by the side of the parking lot, covering a large area.
Ding Hui didn't pay much attention to Xiao Hai at first, he was not as tall as three pieces of tofu, and he was as thin as noodles, and he could be pulled down with one arm.Seeing so many students gathered together, and there are more than a dozen from his class, the big man became more confident, straightened his waist and said, "How about you kid, do you dare to accept my challenge? If you don’t have that thing, you don’t have to accept my challenge, slip away from my crotch obediently, and I will let you go as a woman, hahaha!”
Seeing the smile on Xiao Hai's face fade away, Cao Tingting hurriedly grabbed his arm, shook her head and said, "Brother Xiao Hai, you can't duel with him, I won't allow you to duel with him."
Xiao Hai looked around at the people, then at Ding Hui, and said with a wry smile: "Little Tingting, everyone has challenged me to the door, and even scolded your brother for being a coward, what do you want me to do? Do I just run away with my tail between my legs?"
Cao Tingting pursed her lips, took Xiao Hai's arm and walked away: "If you shrink your head, you will shrink your head. I just like shrinking your head. Let's ignore him and leave Brother Xiao Hai."
Xiao Haixuan sat down on the ground with his buttocks, and had to follow Cao Tingting out, spreading his hands with a wry smile and saying: "I'm a fool, and there are people who like this thing, I convince you, little Tingting, your name is Ding Hui, right?" , I will not duel with you, I withdrew."
vomit……
The onlookers let out a sigh.One said that the little man was a coward, another said that the little man was bloodless, this one said that the little man was willing to be a bastard, that one said that the little man didn't have a long hang in his crotch, and that Xiao Hai was useless, and there was a burst of contempt from the crowd.
Xiao Hai shrugged his shoulders, ignored people's comments, and walked out with his arms around Cao Tingting's waist.
"Stop boy, do you want to leave? There's no door!" Ding Hui stepped forward with his long legs, blocking Xiao Hai's way.
Xiao Hai shook his eyebrows: "What's the matter, little brother, why do you still want to rob."
"Boy, your ragged clothes are not worth my robbery. You don't have to accept today's duel. The condition for not accepting it is that you have to get under my crotch!" Ding Hui spread his legs and pointed Pointing to his sports crotch, he sneered.
Xiao Hai spread his hands at Cao Tingting, and said with a wry smile: "Little Tingting, it's not that my brother doesn't listen to you, it's that the enemy bullies me too much, and wants to shit on my neck."
Cao Tingting didn't want Xiao Hai to accept the duel because Xiao Hai was short, and Ding Hui was the captain of their college basketball team and the main force of the University of Finance and Economics basketball team. If the two really fought together, it would take less than half a minute for Xiao Hai to fight. Lying on the ground unable to get up.
Seeing Ding Hui's intransigence, Cao Tingting became annoyed by chasing Ding Hui fiercely, pointing at his nose to hurt others.
Xiao Hai saw what was on Cao Tingting's mind, pulled her aside, waved at her indifferently, then looked up at Ding Hui and shook his eyebrows: "Boy, it's because my little Tingting has something to say about not fighting, it's not because I'm afraid You, you are not as good as a broken telephone pole in my eyes. Tell me, I will cooperate with you in a duel, whether it is meat or vegetarian, literary or military, come on horseback."
"Oh, boy, there is still some dick in the crotch, and it can be pulled hard. I admire your courage and your bragging skills."
Seeing that Xiao Hai accepted the duel, Ding Hui couldn't help but smiled knowingly. He gave Xiao Hai a thumbs-up and said, "If you fight or wrestle in a duel, it's considered I'm bullying you. Today we will challenge basketball!"
When Cao Tingting heard this, her almond-shaped eyes widened, and she pointed at Ding Hui's nose and cursed: "Ding Hui, are you still a man? You still have the face to challenge basketball. You are on the school basketball team. My brother is Farmers in Xiaojiazhuang, why don't you challenge harvesting corn!"
Ding Hui blushed when Cao Tingting said it, and he was a bit of a bully with his strengths against his weaknesses.
Xiao Hai waved his hand indifferently: "No problem, basketball is basketball, how do you compare, I will follow you."
Seeing that Xiao Hai agreed, Ding Hui was secretly delighted, he dared to pick on my crush, he is so embarrassing today I will make you lose face, you can't hold your head up in front of Cao Tingting!
"If you want to talk about dunking in the game, then I'm bullying you, we..."
Xiao Hai interrupted him: "Let's just dunk the game, and there is nothing to compare. Is it a one game or three games?"
Ding Hui swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and took a deep look at Xiao Hai: "Yo ho, boy, you have a backbone, we will determine the winner in three rounds, if you lose the game, please stay away from Cao Tingting, the farther you are, the better you will be." Well, it's best not to let her see you for the rest of your life!"
Xiao Haixuan was not overwhelmed, this kid was jealous: "No problem, I promise you, if I win the game, you will stay away from Cao Tingting, and if someone dares to bully her, you must protect her, so conditions, it’s not bullying you.”
"No problem, let's go, see you on the court!"
A few people walked to the basketball court, and those who watched the excitement from behind also chased after them yelling, and some people who were busy ran to the basketball court ahead of time to persuade a group of players to stop first. Compete with the basketball captain for a dunk!
The news was like a thunderbolt, attracting everyone on the playground. Half of the basketball court was surrounded by water, and some people couldn't see the scene inside. They even brought chairs from the classroom, stood on the chairs and waved the flag.
"Ding Hui, Ding Hui, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, you must defeat the foreign ones!"
"Captain, come on, the captain will win!"
"Ding Hui, come on, Ding Hui will win glory for the school team!"
The onlookers were full of voices and cheers, and of course they all supported Ding Hui overwhelmingly.
Ding Hui waved his hands proudly around, and bowed in a circle to express his gratitude to his classmates.
"Brother Xiao Hai, come on, brother Xiao Hai, come on!" Cao Tingting stood behind Xiao Hai and loudly encouraged Xiao Hai.
"Brother Xiao Hai, come on, Brother Xiao Hai, come on!" A female voice came from not far away, and everyone looked up to see 45 girls, holding hands to cheer for Xiao Hai, resonating with Cao Tingting's voice.
Xiao Hai is so beautiful that his nose and eyes are bubbling. If a person is attractive, he can attract beautiful women everywhere. So many female students came to support our little farmer, so touched.
"Tingting, all the sisters are here to support you, let your boyfriend cheer!" A girl shouted.
One sentence put Xiao Hai in the cold palace, his heart was cold and cold, the cheering of the emotional girls was not because of the charm of the electric batons, it turned out that it was the friendship that sponsored Cao Tingting.
"Who will come first, you or me?" Ding Hui patted the basketball skillfully and said.
"It's up to the host. You should come first. I don't know much about basketball. If I need to do something to surpass you, I won the game. Explain it clearly to me, and then I will do it."
Ding Hui sneered in his heart, he met a big fool today, the stupidest big fool in the world, who doesn't know anything about basketball, yet dared to meet my challenge, how stupid!
Thinking this way in his heart, Ding Hui showed a very admiring expression on his face, he gave Xiao Hai a thumbs up and said: "You boy is really good, I only know who is the best person today! Okay, let's compare our hands first Slam dunk, as long as you press the ball into the basketball hoop with both hands, you will win the game!"
Xiao Hai shrugged indifferently, and made a gesture of please.
Ding Hui snorted coldly, dribbled the ball and took a few steps to run up, and when he came to the basket, his body bounced up suddenly, his body turned 360 degrees, and with a bang, he dunked the basketball into the basket.After the slam dunk, the body spun around the hoop, did a pull-up and landed firmly on the ground, and made a beautiful poss to the students around.
"Good! Captain Ding is mighty!"
"It's so beautiful, Captain Ding, I love you!"
The crowd of onlookers burst into cheers, this action is generally impossible to do, and there are only three or four people in the University of Finance and Economics who can do it, and Ding Hui is one of them.
"It's your turn, kid." Ding Hui threw the basketball at Xiao Hai's head.
bah...
Xiao Hai raised his fist and slammed at the basketball that was flying towards him!
The basketball was hit hard by the fist, bounced back quickly, and hit Ding Hui's chest with a bang.
Ding Hui originally wanted to hit Xiao Hai with the ball, but it was embarrassing when the ball hit his head, and he couldn't lift his head up in front of everyone, so as to humiliate the little farmer who didn't know basketball.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Hai punched very quickly, smashing the basketball back, and the rebound speed was very fast. He was unprepared and directly hit his chest with such force that he almost didn't breathe out in one breath. His eyes turned white when he was hit. He bent down with his chest in his hands and didn't straighten up for a long time.
"Good pass, thank you, I made a layup, look!"
Xiao Hai ran two steps forward, caught the basketball bouncing back from Ding Hui, took a few shots to the basket, his legs bounced lightly, his thin and small body was as nimble as a swallow, and he jumped up More than two meters high, his head has reached the top of the basket!
He held the basketball with both hands and lightly tapped the top edge of the backboard, generating a rotational force, making his body rotate slightly for a circle, then aimed the basketball at the basket, and lightly threw it in. The ball and the electric baton landed at the same time. Not a single sound!
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