Merry small electric farmer

The two watching policemen in the distance were dumbfounded. You looked at me and I looked at you. One of them asked curiously, "This...what's going on?"

The other one shook his hands: "I'm fucking standing with you, I know what's going on, let's go and have a look."

The two first checked the situation of Yan Donggua and Police Officer Zhang, and they couldn't help but click their tongues: "I'm so stupid, it's so bad, it's because the high-voltage line is electrified, and the clothes are separated by several layers, and the arms are red. gone."

The two carried Yan Donggua, who was like a dead dog, and Police Officer Zhang into the car. They pinched the person and pressed their chest. They didn't intend to wake up for a while, but their heartbeat was very strong, and their lives were not in danger.

The two policemen came to the iron gate again, unlocked it and walked into the house. They saw the little farmer lying motionless on the ground, kicked him several times without moving, his mouth was slanted like a dead dog, and he was very worried. It would kill someone, so I leaned down to check the situation, felt the veins, felt the heartbeat, everything was normal.

A policeman stretched out his eyelids, and just as his hand reached his face, the little farmer's eyes moved. When his hand was about to touch his eyelids, the little farmer let out a yelp, with a sharp voice, like howling a wolf.

The policeman shrank back in fright, sat down on the ground, slammed his head on the iron door, and slammed the iron door shut with a bang.

The other policeman was also startled, his legs jumped and hit the wall, and a big bump came out of his head.

"You're mabi pretending to be a ghost and scaring people, you want to die!"

"Beating him, shocking him with an electric baton, he was so stupid, he hit a head the size of a steamed bun, it hurt me to death."

Xiao Hai ignored the yelling and cursing of the two, stood up and approached the two policemen, with a slanted smile on his face, cold, dim, and heartless, as if it wasn't a human laughing, but a ghost!

The two were so frightened that they used their hands and feet together, they rolled and crawled back, their bodies leaned against the iron gate, and there was nowhere to retreat: "Who are you, you... what are you going to do?"

Xiao Hai laughed out loud, and leaned over to stare into the eyes of the two, like a hunter looking at two little foxes hiding in a cage: "You don't ask me to tie me here indiscriminately, but he asks in reverse. What am I going to do, is there any reason for this, I want to ask you, what are you fucking tying me to do here!"

A policeman fumbled around and found a baton that was thrown on the ground. Feeling overjoyed, he raised his hand and stabbed the little farmer's crotch: "You're so fucking stupid, we'll stab you to death, electrocute you, and tell you to pretend to be a ghost." scare you!"

The head of the crackling electric baton flashed a blue arc, and it stabbed Xiao Hai's thigh, and there was a pile of soft things.

The policeman nodded confidently. How dare you compare yourself to being numb. I won’t kill you, but you won’t be able to hang up like a dog. You won’t be able to sleep with your wife within three months. Let’s see if you still pretend to be a ghost!

The fact made him widen his eyes and open his mouth, as if he saw an alien!

When the electric baton was stabbed on the little farmer, there was no arc and no cracking sound immediately. The little farmer looked at him playfully with a smile on his face, which made him feel terrified!

Could it be that the newly bought electric baton ran out of power so quickly?

Another policeman also got an electric baton, turned on the switch and stabbed Xiao Hai's crotch: "Oh, what the hell are you not afraid of electric shock? Use two electric batons together to see whether you are afraid of electric shock or not!"

The crackling electric baton hit the little farmer, and there was no movement immediately. The little farmer hugged his blade very comfortably, shaking his legs, and looked very enjoying it, as if it wasn't the electric baton that turned on the switch that hit him. , but two scratches, he is the old pig who was tickled!

The two were dumbfounded when they saw it, and they cried out in their hearts, this kid is really not afraid of electricity!

If one electric baton is broken, it is possible. If two electric batons are broken at the same time, it is impossible. My mother, mother, my grandma, let’s run away, the electric baton will not work on him at all !

The two policemen wanted to take the electric baton back, how could Xiao Hai let them take it so easily, since you like electric batons, then I will let you taste the taste of electric batons.

He stretched out his hand to close the railing of the iron gate, and there was a crisp snap. The two policemen were thrown more than four meters away, hit the wall hard, and fell to the ground with a bang. It was tilted, the hair was all fluffed up, and puffs of white smoke spewed out from the mouth.

The two finally understood how the young master and police officer outside the door passed out. The feeling was the method used by this kid, using the electric energy conducted by his body to stun the two of them.

Xiao Hai picked up the electric batons from the ground, took one in each hand, and woke up the two of them like trampling a dog to death, then made them take off their pants and threw them outside the door. The man's buttocks were stabbed randomly, and he screamed while stabbing: "You are so numb, I will stab you to death, I will electrocute you, let you be a human being, let you eat human food and not shit! ".

The two were trembling from the shock, their scalps were numb, their mouths and eyes were crooked, they knelt down and begged for mercy.

Xiao Hai finally stopped, and said with a smile: "Excuse me? That's okay, didn't you stab me twice just now? Come out, otherwise it won't count if you stab yourself."

Under Xiao Hai's coercion, the two had no choice but to show their nipples. Xiao Hai couldn't help but click his tongue and said: "It looks like a bean sprouts, and I still have the face to live in this world. I'm really blushing for you, the distance is so long If you can’t see it, you have to use a magnifying glass to find it.”

Xiao Hai exaggeratedly found the little girl, and then stabbed it with the electric baton. The pain caused the two of them to yell, and they really kowtowed to Xiao Hai.

Xiao Hai accepts it when he sees it good. The other thing is quite tender, and it can be cured with a single charge. If you really need too much charge, it will cause impotence and premature ejaculation. It will also affect his sexual life.

Throwing the electric baton aside, Xiao Hai lit a cigarette, took a sharp puff, and sprayed the smoke on the faces of the two of them: "Since you are asked to spare you, buddy, I am not a person without sympathy. Give you a size, but you have to tell me what brought me here today, if anyone dares to tell lies and try to fool me, those two little bastards will be electrocuted, and the consequences will be at your own risk !"

The police were indeed frightened by the telegram, and the two of them told each other what happened.

It turned out that the last time Xiao Hai beat Yan Donggua violently, almost smashing his nose, Yan Gang started to investigate who beat his son. He depends on the owner when beating a dog, dare to beat the police chief Son, this kid doesn't want to live anymore.

He discovered Xiao Hai's appearance through the hotel's surveillance, so he wanted to find someone to go to Sangzhou County to arrest him.At this time, the Provincial Public Security Bureau organized a crackdown and rectification work, and did not have time to free up its hands.

More than a month later, when the rectification work was over, Yan Gang forgot about it, but his son Yan Donggua insisted on asking his father to vent his anger for him.

Yan Gang just organized the police force to investigate Xiao Hai. Today, he sent two people to the Sangzhou Public Security Bureau to inquire about the situation. The local police station ordered the Xiaogezhuang Police Station to go to Xiaojiazhuang to inquire, and learned that Xiao Hai was on his way to Xingcheng.

Yan Gang was very happy when he heard that, going to Xingcheng to take care of a small farmer was as easy as sitting at the coffee table and eating melon seeds, so he sent people to search for the intersection where Sangzhou entered Xingcheng, and released Xiao Hai's portrait and car number plate .

If you only check the car, there is no possibility that Xiao Hai will be caught. His Audi has already been thrown off the cliff by Shi Tianlong, and he is driving Shi Tianlong's jeep.

Surprisingly, Xiao Hai was very worried that the jeep didn't have a license plate, so he got out of the car and walked on foot. He just met three people wandering around with nothing to do, and was caught.

The three of them were very happy. They were able to make a great contribution in front of Yan Gang, which was of great help to their career development.

So the three of them took Xiao Hai to the temporary detention point of the police, and then called Yan Gang.

Yan Gang praised the three of them a lot, then asked his son to come over, beat and scolded the person involved, expressed his anger, and warned him not to kill anyone. He will also lose his black hat if something happens.

Xiao Hai snorted coldly, Yan Gang really didn't mean anything, in order to vent his anger on his son, he used the state machinery, used power for personal gain, mobilized a large number of police forces to check the traffic volume, and wasted a lot of taxpayers' money. He just wanted to catch him and let the director The son beat him violently to appease his son's grievances.

A public security chief who behaves like this, [-]% is not a good bird. If you want him to serve the people and govern the country's safety, let's save this thought, and burn the incense if it doesn't cause social chaos.

Xiao Hai clapped his hands, sighed and said, "Where is your office, Chief Yan?"

A policeman curled his lips: "We are all small police officers. How do we know where the chief works, but I know that he is not in the bureau most of the time. If you want to find him, you must have his secretary's phone number, and he is a familiar person." to find."

Xiao Hai didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, so he walked out the door and resisted the police officer surnamed Zhang. After taking off his pants, he shocked him with an electric baton, causing police officer Zhang to cry in pain, and begged his uncle and ancestor to spare his life.

Yan Donggua wanted to express the anger of being beaten, and Xiao Hai also felt the anger of being caught. He also wanted to say something, calling the uncle, and calling the ancestors to let the anger out!

After shocking Police Officer Zhang, Xiao Hai walked out of the iron gate, and the big lock clicked, locking all three of them inside the iron gate.

"Master, let us go out, we will starve to death if we are locked here." The young policeman begged for mercy.

Xiao Hai glared: "Whether you die or not has nothing to do with me. When you stabbed me with the electric baton, you thought about whether I would die. You only think about death now. It's too late. Whether you die or not is up to fate!"

As soon as Xiao Hai turned around, he saw the clothes of the three people thrown on the ground, so he rummaged through each pocket. The bank card and handcuffs were thrown aside, and the banknotes and exquisite lighters were pocketed. Don't want it for nothing, want it for nothing, don't want it for nothing!