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"One of the ten famous utensils is called the steamed bun-shaped Feilong cave, where the flesh is thick and swollen. When the legs are put together, it looks like a white steamed bun with a gap cut. The meat is thick, white and fat, and the inner wall is wrinkled, which is very mysterious. ; The second of the top ten famous utensils is called Yi Zhixiu. The width from Yumen to the secret road remains the same, and the width inside and outside does not change. It is not easy for such a famous utensil to reach the flower heart. The third of the top ten famous utensils is Sanjiang Chunshui, which means that the jade gate is tight and narrow, and the spring water is not easy to flow out. The inside is extremely warm and greasy, and the protrusions are hidden in the flower heart. Drive the three beads to vibrate, which can easily make men lose their helmets and remove their armor; the fourth of the top ten famous utensils is called the Four Seasons Jade Vortex, also known as "Tianluo", which means that the jade gate is wider, but it is very narrow after entering. Tian spiral turns, when knocking on the door, it will be stuck at the gate of Yumen, unless the jade gate is automatically released, otherwise it cannot be pulled out, and you can only ask for forgiveness and retreat; the fifth of the ten famous utensils is called Wulongxizhu, also known as "Dragon Ball". , that is, the jade gate is narrow and the secret passage is slender, but the flower heart is not necessarily too deep. When the jade gate is knocked open, the flower heart will suddenly swell greatly, and the apex will protrude, like a giant dragon snatching the shining red coral."

Yan Gang took a puff of smoke and continued: "The sixth of the top ten famous utensils is called the six-faced ambush, also known as 'clams'. The jade gate is appropriate, the structure is exquisite, and it can be stretched freely. It will suddenly open wide, hold the penis tightly, and tighten the opening, from the jade gate to the four walls to the flower center, squeeze up and down, squeeze up and down, open and close like the hard shell of an oyster; seven of the top ten famous utensils are called Qiqiao Linglong , the Yumen is slightly larger, and the flower heart is also larger. When in love, the flower heart mouth will immediately expand, spit out thin meat needles, which can be inserted into the mouth of the faucet bell, and continue to wriggle, like aesculus. , also known as "jade urn", the jade gate is exquisite and small, and the inside of the gate is suddenly open, a vast expanse, the flower heart is hidden in the depths, it is not easy to find, once found, it will be like a tornado, the tide is raging, and it is like a lonely boat on the sea. Waves follow waves, roll up and down; nine of the top ten famous utensils are called Jiuqu Corridor, which means that the Yumen Gate is narrow and narrow, with winding corridors, like sheep intestines, and it is difficult to explore the flower heart. The common name is "sheep intestines". There are many folds "Nine Twist Corridor"; ten of the top ten famous utensils are called Shichong Tiangong, which means that the Yumen Gate is very narrow, with a special structure, many folds on the diameter wall, and many mountains. Once it touches the flower heart, it will produce rhythm and shrink rapidly. , strong twitching, strong squeezing, it makes people enter into an unspeakable state.”

Xiao Hai licked his tongue, with an expression of admiration on his face: He fucked up, he met a great god today!

He has spied on a lot of women, and has slept with several women. He has never heard of these things. It is very systematic and detailed. Director Yan's words are clear and detailed, and he analyzes every detail, which is eye-opening. , Opened up horizons!

Think carefully about the women I have come into contact with, Sun Xiaomei, Zhang Xiuying, Li Jiajia, Zhang Rui, sisters Zhang Juan, Ji Yingying and Zhen Meili, recalling the beautiful scenery in their lower bodies, let alone what Yan Gang said If you can match the numbers, you can distinguish one, two, three, four, five.

What the hell is this director busy with all day long? He has studied women's lower body so thoroughly. Is he also a public servant? He should change his career to become a gynecologist or a sex expert. This is his counterpart. major.

"The ten famous utensils are finished. Director Yan will talk about the characteristics of the Thomas family."

"My classmate told me a secret, that is, the women of the Thomas family are all the rarest of the top ten famous weapons—the Ten Heavenly Palaces!"

"Is there anything special about this?" Xiao Hai looked at Yan Gang with admiration like a primary school student.

"Hahaha, you don't know that, you can't pick a woman who has ten heavenly treasures, and you can't pick one out of a million miles. I, Yan Gang, have been in politics for more than 100 years, and I have had no fewer than four thousand women. device, none."

Xiao Haihaoxuan was not stunned. I met a girl-picking expert today. No, he is the originator of girl-picking. He has made more than 20 girls in 4000 years, and only one person in less than two days. You are so powerful!

"Meeting a woman who possesses ten heavenly treasures is once in a thousand years. Even though I have slept with so many women, I have never met a star and a half. This is a big failure in my history of picking up girls. My greatest wish in this life is to find A woman who owns this famous weapon, if she tastes the secret, she will die without regret. So I focused on Ai Lanni, used means to stun her, and got her into my pick-up girl without anyone noticing it. Base, just as I was about to succeed, your kid appeared and ruined my good deed, but it was not too bad. I caught you, and the foreign girl with the famous weapon didn't escape, and I was caught by my gods. If you catch her back, you can turn her head upside down and have a big fight. If she is really allowed to run away, my reputation, my status, and everything about me will all be ruined. Chongtian Palace, so I won’t be able to see it.”

Xiao Hai was taken aback: "Didn't she take a taxi and leave? How could you catch her back?"

"Hahaha, boy, you are too naive. The taxis near my base are all my people. As long as I give an order, taxi drivers, security guards, sanitation workers, chefs, and waiters will immediately form a team." The team, without a battalion, can also form a reinforced company. If you want to break ground on Tai Sui, there is only one dead end! I will give you a choice today. Tell me how you want to die. I will satisfy your last request. Don’t tell me polite."

Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows: "Director Yan, you killed me, you have another life in your hands, so you don't have times when you feel guilty, don't have times when you don't have conscience and self-blame?"

"Boy, this is a society where people cannibalize people. If you don't eat people, people will eat you. This is the principle of the strong eating the weak. You had the opportunity to kill me just now, but it's a pity that you were too kind and didn't do it. Now you are on my plate." Meat, I can eat whatever I want, you will end up being eaten, but the method of being eaten is different, I will never let go, it is impossible to escape."

"You can't kill me yet. I have a trump card in my hand. If you dare to play against me, your loss will be immeasurable." Xiao Hai smiled lightly, patted the iron railing and said.

"Hahaha..." Yan Gang laughed loudly: "You are talking about my son Yan Donggua, right? Did you put him in the community near the base and hide him in the trunk?"