Merry small electric farmer
Chapter 344
Xiao Hai opened his eyes and saw that the image was indeed a little bad. He put his left hand on Zhong Chuli's chest, and put two fingers into the clothes, as if he touched something soft.His right foot rested on Ji Yingying's waist, pressing her belly, and before his mouth was raised, it was next to Ji Yingying's ear, so he didn't bite her ear.
"Ahem, it's not my fault. It's all caused by alcohol. I don't know what to do if I drink too much. Don't twist Nana. If you don't have any meat, you will have bones."
Liu Na called Ji Yingying, Zhong Chuli, and Zhou Danxuan together, and held a meeting to criticize Xiao Hai. She shared a room with four women all night, rolled on a heated kang, her hands and feet were not honest, and she fumbled and scratched everywhere. This is a serious style of work. The problem is unforgivable, and it should be dealt with decisively.
Xiao Hai smiled wryly: "I really didn't do anything. I was wearing clothes, and you were all wearing clothes too. You can't do anything if you want to. If you don't believe me, check yourselves, what's the hymen? It's the first kiss, isn't it? lost."
Hymen?first kiss?To be able to say such profound words is really hard work.The four of them stopped listening to his arguments, and beat and kicked him together, slapped his face and legs, and beat him with electric batons until he called his mother. After a while of pain, he was sent to prepare breakfast.
Xiao Hai wiped his sad tears and went to the main room to cook.Today is really sad. I was shot while lying down, and I had to cook after being beaten, and I received double punishment. Is this the world people live in?
They bought side dishes and steamed buns from Juanzi Supermarket, cooked porridge in a large rice cooker, and the few people ate with gusto.
After eating, several people separated and left. Liu Na went to the county hospital. The working hours were very tight and there was no delay.Zhou Danxuan and Ji Yingying are not in a hurry, the working hours in townships are not strict, as long as the job at hand is done well, unlike major bureaus that need to sit on shift and keep watch.
Before getting into the car, Zhou Danxuan kicked Xiao Hai: "Accompany me to Guangdong in a few days."
Xiao Hai took a sharp breath: "It's so far away, what are you doing?"
"I'll know when the time comes. You take care of the things at hand. Don't say you don't have time. I'm leaving."
"I really don't have time." Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows.
"You have to go even if you don't have time, this is an order!" Zhou Danxuan drove away after throwing down an unquestionable order.
Seeing the shadow of the car going away, Xiao Hai sighed weakly.Zhong Chuli on the side chuckled: "You are very lucky, so many beauties are surrounding you, don't you feel dizzy?"
"Dizzy? Dizzy, there is no way, too much charm is not a good thing." The little electric baton nodded arrogantly, slapped his chest and said proudly.
Zhong Chuli laughed so hard that she bent down and pouted her upright little buttocks.
Xiao Hai licked his tongue. He seemed to touch this little butt yesterday. He couldn't recall the feeling at all. Drinking is a mess, why don't you touch it again?
The little electric baton stretched out a salty pig's hand and touched the seductive buttocks.
"Stop, don't touch your hands, be careful and I will sue you for being a hooligan!" Zhong Chuli grabbed Xiao Hai's hand with her two slender hands, and stared.
Xiao Hai was stunned: "That Lili, last night, we were beside this car, ahem, still doing that, and finally wanting to do that, because of my calmness, we didn't do that in the end, and it's okay to do that now. Can't you, find out how you felt yesterday."
"Lili? Haha, I like this title. Please don't call me Miss Zhong anymore. It's like I'm a rich lady. I'm very classy. Do you still want to touch your butt? No way, I'll tell you, Comrade Xiao Hai. If you leave this village, there will be no such store. If you didn’t grasp the opportunity yesterday, it will be difficult to find such an opportunity in the future. If you still want to feel like yesterday, then you should prepare your love letter and come after me.”
Xiao Hai smiled wryly. It seemed that he did a stupid thing yesterday. Not eating Zhong Chuli was the biggest mistake. If he wanted to eat again, it seemed that he had no chance.
"I really can't write love letters, and the possibility of chasing you is unlikely. After all, we live on different levels, and we won't have more contact and intersection." Xiao Hai sighed in disappointment.
Zhong Chuli hugged Xiao Hai's neck, kissed him on the face, lifted his chin with her slender fingers and said: "That's not a problem, I will give you a chance, as long as you call me, I will open up Your heart makes you chase after."
Zhong Chuli pursed her lips and smiled, twisted her little buttocks and sat in the Jaguar, turned on the gas and stepped on the accelerator, a red whirlwind blew up and disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving only a faint fragrance and a puff of burnt gasoline in the air smell.
Xiao Hai took a deep breath, closed his eyes slightly, felt some familiar smell, and glanced at the empty street again, feeling that everything in the world is like a flash in the pan, if you catch it, you will catch it, if you don’t catch it, it’s like the fragrance of the past. The wind fades away with the passage of time.
The sound of wailing startled Xiao Hai, and he hurriedly opened his eyes to see that the red Jaguar ran back again!
"What are you doing, how did you go back and forth, did you drop your tail?"
Zhong Chuli patted the steering wheel and smiled: "Fuck you, I suddenly remembered something. I said yesterday that I would give you the car. You can go to the city with me, and then drive the car back."
Xiao Hai shook his head hastily, he doesn't like this kind of car, it's too ostentatious, not practical, and he doesn't like the flamboyant feeling.
"Okay then, this car is too feminine. I'll give you a man's one someday. It's guaranteed to be no worse than this car. I'm leaving. Call me if you want to touch my ass." Zhong Chuli giggled and stepped on the car. The throttle flew off again.
"Touch my ass and call me?" Xiao Haibin thought about the meaning of these words, and while walking into the yard, he accidentally bumped into the courtyard wall and knocked off a piece of adobe.Suddenly there was a giggle behind him.
Xiao Hai rubbed his forehead and looked back, it turned out that Sun Xiaomei was on the electric scooter, laughing at him.
"I said Second Sister-in-law, what are you laughing at, I was so scared that I hit the wall, I thought Chang'e had descended to earth."
"You're talking nonsense. It's clear that you hit the wall when you saw the beauty leave. What does it have to do with me? Let me ask you, little electric baton, where is the beauty driving the sports car? It's very similar to the supermodel Zhong Chuli. It's a pity that the look is a bit different."
Xiao Hai regained his spirit when he heard it: "Second sister-in-law, do you know Zhong Chuli?"
Sun Xiaomei nodded and said: "Yes, I just saw it on TV. I watched the whole model competition last year. From the preliminaries to the finals, Zhong Chuli stood out, but was finally defeated by a contestant from Xinjiang and came in second. It is said that there are still There is something tricky, otherwise she will be the champion."
"The modeling contest is still tricky, what's so tricky?"
"The little electric baton doesn't understand anything. It's just an industry game. There are unspoken rules. Whoever gives gifts to the examiner or sleeps with the leader of the organizer is the best and the champion. This is self-evident."
"Hey, second sister-in-law, you know all these things, why don't I know."
Sun Xiaomei patted Xiao Hai on the shoulder: "You can soak up beautiful women and drink big wine, so how can you pay attention to these gossips? I only watch them on the Internet and on TV. By the way, today I will go to the flour factory to grind noodles. I heard from the villagers that the flour mill in our village is going to be sold to the outside world, so you don’t want to make a fuss to buy it?”
Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows, wondering: "Didn't the flour mill be managed by Liu Neng just now? Why is it sold as a whole?"
Sun Xiaomei chuckled, looked left and right to see if there was no one on the street, and whispered in Xiao Hai's ear, "If you really want to know, come to my house tonight, and I will tell you on the kang, there are wine and vegetables, and there is nothing for nothing." How about the clean beauty?"
Xiao Hai took a breath, Zhao Dongqun was not at home, Sun Xiaomei seemed to be holding back, thinking about her hairless lower body, a big tent was immediately set up in the crotch.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Sun Xiaomei grabbed the protrusion and smiled: "You don't need to say anything, your little brother has already answered me, so it's settled, I will go to the field to pull the radishes first, and I will make radish soup for you at night. It's good."
With the silver bell-like laughter, Sun Xiaomei turned the switch and drove away.
"Carrot soup can also nourish the kidneys and strengthen yang? This is the first time I've heard of it." Xiao Hai shook his head, raised his legs and walked towards the house. Remembering that I didn't feed Xiao Hei, I found some leftovers from yesterday and heated them up.
Xiao Hei's life style is very high, basically what Xiao Hai eats, he eats whatever he eats, a person and a dog don't distinguish between each other, high or low, and are treated equally, just don't eat in the same trough, otherwise there will be no distinction between humans and dogs.
Just after feeding Xiao Hei, the phone suddenly rang, Xiao Hai picked it up and saw that it was Liu Na calling.This girl must still be jealous, her attitude must be sincere.
"Little Nana, I missed me as soon as I left. You are too fast. I will go find you now. Wait for me, brother."
"Fuck you, don't talk to me, you are actually a supermodel in the world, you are quite capable, why would you think of me, go on a date with your supermodel Lili, heh heh!"
"Little Nana, it's really not me who picks her up. You are the only one in my heart. Forever, there will be no one else." Xiao Hai started to use his persnickety tongue again, using Big Big Wolf to coax Jubilant trick.
It's a pity that Liu Na didn't give him a chance to show it: "Stop, stop, trust a man's mouth, it's better to trust a fish with long legs, too lazy to talk to you. I met Miao Ling just now. He didn't go to work today, and he looked very bad. You Go see her, I can't get away from work."
"Okay, okay, Little Nana's order is an imperial decree. There is no reason not to follow it. I will go now. Don't worry, I will report to you as soon as I have any good news."
After hanging up on Liu Na's phone, Xiao Hai drove his Audi car towards the county town, and pressed Miao Ling's phone while driving.
Miao Ling was very surprised when she received a call from Xiao Hai: "Xiao Hai? Why do you have time to call me today?"
Xiao Hai chuckled: "I have time to call you every day, but I'm afraid that your chief executive will be busy and affect your work. Where are you? Let's sit down and chat."
"Ahem, it's not my fault. It's all caused by alcohol. I don't know what to do if I drink too much. Don't twist Nana. If you don't have any meat, you will have bones."
Liu Na called Ji Yingying, Zhong Chuli, and Zhou Danxuan together, and held a meeting to criticize Xiao Hai. She shared a room with four women all night, rolled on a heated kang, her hands and feet were not honest, and she fumbled and scratched everywhere. This is a serious style of work. The problem is unforgivable, and it should be dealt with decisively.
Xiao Hai smiled wryly: "I really didn't do anything. I was wearing clothes, and you were all wearing clothes too. You can't do anything if you want to. If you don't believe me, check yourselves, what's the hymen? It's the first kiss, isn't it? lost."
Hymen?first kiss?To be able to say such profound words is really hard work.The four of them stopped listening to his arguments, and beat and kicked him together, slapped his face and legs, and beat him with electric batons until he called his mother. After a while of pain, he was sent to prepare breakfast.
Xiao Hai wiped his sad tears and went to the main room to cook.Today is really sad. I was shot while lying down, and I had to cook after being beaten, and I received double punishment. Is this the world people live in?
They bought side dishes and steamed buns from Juanzi Supermarket, cooked porridge in a large rice cooker, and the few people ate with gusto.
After eating, several people separated and left. Liu Na went to the county hospital. The working hours were very tight and there was no delay.Zhou Danxuan and Ji Yingying are not in a hurry, the working hours in townships are not strict, as long as the job at hand is done well, unlike major bureaus that need to sit on shift and keep watch.
Before getting into the car, Zhou Danxuan kicked Xiao Hai: "Accompany me to Guangdong in a few days."
Xiao Hai took a sharp breath: "It's so far away, what are you doing?"
"I'll know when the time comes. You take care of the things at hand. Don't say you don't have time. I'm leaving."
"I really don't have time." Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows.
"You have to go even if you don't have time, this is an order!" Zhou Danxuan drove away after throwing down an unquestionable order.
Seeing the shadow of the car going away, Xiao Hai sighed weakly.Zhong Chuli on the side chuckled: "You are very lucky, so many beauties are surrounding you, don't you feel dizzy?"
"Dizzy? Dizzy, there is no way, too much charm is not a good thing." The little electric baton nodded arrogantly, slapped his chest and said proudly.
Zhong Chuli laughed so hard that she bent down and pouted her upright little buttocks.
Xiao Hai licked his tongue. He seemed to touch this little butt yesterday. He couldn't recall the feeling at all. Drinking is a mess, why don't you touch it again?
The little electric baton stretched out a salty pig's hand and touched the seductive buttocks.
"Stop, don't touch your hands, be careful and I will sue you for being a hooligan!" Zhong Chuli grabbed Xiao Hai's hand with her two slender hands, and stared.
Xiao Hai was stunned: "That Lili, last night, we were beside this car, ahem, still doing that, and finally wanting to do that, because of my calmness, we didn't do that in the end, and it's okay to do that now. Can't you, find out how you felt yesterday."
"Lili? Haha, I like this title. Please don't call me Miss Zhong anymore. It's like I'm a rich lady. I'm very classy. Do you still want to touch your butt? No way, I'll tell you, Comrade Xiao Hai. If you leave this village, there will be no such store. If you didn’t grasp the opportunity yesterday, it will be difficult to find such an opportunity in the future. If you still want to feel like yesterday, then you should prepare your love letter and come after me.”
Xiao Hai smiled wryly. It seemed that he did a stupid thing yesterday. Not eating Zhong Chuli was the biggest mistake. If he wanted to eat again, it seemed that he had no chance.
"I really can't write love letters, and the possibility of chasing you is unlikely. After all, we live on different levels, and we won't have more contact and intersection." Xiao Hai sighed in disappointment.
Zhong Chuli hugged Xiao Hai's neck, kissed him on the face, lifted his chin with her slender fingers and said: "That's not a problem, I will give you a chance, as long as you call me, I will open up Your heart makes you chase after."
Zhong Chuli pursed her lips and smiled, twisted her little buttocks and sat in the Jaguar, turned on the gas and stepped on the accelerator, a red whirlwind blew up and disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving only a faint fragrance and a puff of burnt gasoline in the air smell.
Xiao Hai took a deep breath, closed his eyes slightly, felt some familiar smell, and glanced at the empty street again, feeling that everything in the world is like a flash in the pan, if you catch it, you will catch it, if you don’t catch it, it’s like the fragrance of the past. The wind fades away with the passage of time.
The sound of wailing startled Xiao Hai, and he hurriedly opened his eyes to see that the red Jaguar ran back again!
"What are you doing, how did you go back and forth, did you drop your tail?"
Zhong Chuli patted the steering wheel and smiled: "Fuck you, I suddenly remembered something. I said yesterday that I would give you the car. You can go to the city with me, and then drive the car back."
Xiao Hai shook his head hastily, he doesn't like this kind of car, it's too ostentatious, not practical, and he doesn't like the flamboyant feeling.
"Okay then, this car is too feminine. I'll give you a man's one someday. It's guaranteed to be no worse than this car. I'm leaving. Call me if you want to touch my ass." Zhong Chuli giggled and stepped on the car. The throttle flew off again.
"Touch my ass and call me?" Xiao Haibin thought about the meaning of these words, and while walking into the yard, he accidentally bumped into the courtyard wall and knocked off a piece of adobe.Suddenly there was a giggle behind him.
Xiao Hai rubbed his forehead and looked back, it turned out that Sun Xiaomei was on the electric scooter, laughing at him.
"I said Second Sister-in-law, what are you laughing at, I was so scared that I hit the wall, I thought Chang'e had descended to earth."
"You're talking nonsense. It's clear that you hit the wall when you saw the beauty leave. What does it have to do with me? Let me ask you, little electric baton, where is the beauty driving the sports car? It's very similar to the supermodel Zhong Chuli. It's a pity that the look is a bit different."
Xiao Hai regained his spirit when he heard it: "Second sister-in-law, do you know Zhong Chuli?"
Sun Xiaomei nodded and said: "Yes, I just saw it on TV. I watched the whole model competition last year. From the preliminaries to the finals, Zhong Chuli stood out, but was finally defeated by a contestant from Xinjiang and came in second. It is said that there are still There is something tricky, otherwise she will be the champion."
"The modeling contest is still tricky, what's so tricky?"
"The little electric baton doesn't understand anything. It's just an industry game. There are unspoken rules. Whoever gives gifts to the examiner or sleeps with the leader of the organizer is the best and the champion. This is self-evident."
"Hey, second sister-in-law, you know all these things, why don't I know."
Sun Xiaomei patted Xiao Hai on the shoulder: "You can soak up beautiful women and drink big wine, so how can you pay attention to these gossips? I only watch them on the Internet and on TV. By the way, today I will go to the flour factory to grind noodles. I heard from the villagers that the flour mill in our village is going to be sold to the outside world, so you don’t want to make a fuss to buy it?”
Xiao Hai raised his eyebrows, wondering: "Didn't the flour mill be managed by Liu Neng just now? Why is it sold as a whole?"
Sun Xiaomei chuckled, looked left and right to see if there was no one on the street, and whispered in Xiao Hai's ear, "If you really want to know, come to my house tonight, and I will tell you on the kang, there are wine and vegetables, and there is nothing for nothing." How about the clean beauty?"
Xiao Hai took a breath, Zhao Dongqun was not at home, Sun Xiaomei seemed to be holding back, thinking about her hairless lower body, a big tent was immediately set up in the crotch.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Sun Xiaomei grabbed the protrusion and smiled: "You don't need to say anything, your little brother has already answered me, so it's settled, I will go to the field to pull the radishes first, and I will make radish soup for you at night. It's good."
With the silver bell-like laughter, Sun Xiaomei turned the switch and drove away.
"Carrot soup can also nourish the kidneys and strengthen yang? This is the first time I've heard of it." Xiao Hai shook his head, raised his legs and walked towards the house. Remembering that I didn't feed Xiao Hei, I found some leftovers from yesterday and heated them up.
Xiao Hei's life style is very high, basically what Xiao Hai eats, he eats whatever he eats, a person and a dog don't distinguish between each other, high or low, and are treated equally, just don't eat in the same trough, otherwise there will be no distinction between humans and dogs.
Just after feeding Xiao Hei, the phone suddenly rang, Xiao Hai picked it up and saw that it was Liu Na calling.This girl must still be jealous, her attitude must be sincere.
"Little Nana, I missed me as soon as I left. You are too fast. I will go find you now. Wait for me, brother."
"Fuck you, don't talk to me, you are actually a supermodel in the world, you are quite capable, why would you think of me, go on a date with your supermodel Lili, heh heh!"
"Little Nana, it's really not me who picks her up. You are the only one in my heart. Forever, there will be no one else." Xiao Hai started to use his persnickety tongue again, using Big Big Wolf to coax Jubilant trick.
It's a pity that Liu Na didn't give him a chance to show it: "Stop, stop, trust a man's mouth, it's better to trust a fish with long legs, too lazy to talk to you. I met Miao Ling just now. He didn't go to work today, and he looked very bad. You Go see her, I can't get away from work."
"Okay, okay, Little Nana's order is an imperial decree. There is no reason not to follow it. I will go now. Don't worry, I will report to you as soon as I have any good news."
After hanging up on Liu Na's phone, Xiao Hai drove his Audi car towards the county town, and pressed Miao Ling's phone while driving.
Miao Ling was very surprised when she received a call from Xiao Hai: "Xiao Hai? Why do you have time to call me today?"
Xiao Hai chuckled: "I have time to call you every day, but I'm afraid that your chief executive will be busy and affect your work. Where are you? Let's sit down and chat."
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