Merry small electric farmer

"Yes, General!" Zheng Bingxiao immediately took off his military uniform when he heard that he was refreshed, sent someone to fetch the training uniform and changed into it, and stood in the middle of the training ground.

"Do you still want to change your clothes?" General Song said kindly to Xiao Hai.

"No, no, it's easy to take care of a group leader, and you don't need housekeeping skills at all." Xiao Hai wiped his nose with his thumb and said.

What he said made a group of officers' faces turn bright and dark, like neon lights, and the leader of the group can easily catch them?You skinny little farmer, you speak too much.Fortunately, with General Song present, no one dared to get angry, and they all secretly cheered for Zheng Bingxue, beat him to death, and let you stay here.

"Get ready, come here on horseback, let's compete in boxing skills!" Zheng Bingxiao put on a free boxing posture.

"Not yet, why are you in a hurry." Xiao Hai kicked his legs, lowered his waist, shrugged his hips, and did eye exercises again.

Zheng Bingxiao is so angry, let's compete with you, compare your skills, what kind of eye exercises do you do, you won't take out your dick and shake it, let's move your limbs.

Xiao Hai ignored it and moved around for more than ten minutes before pointing his finger at Bingxiao Zheng: "Lieutenant Colonel Zheng, let the horse come here, don't hold back from me, it hurts when I hit someone, watch out for your nose .”

Zheng Bingxiao couldn't wait a long time ago. Seeing Xiao Hai gesturing, the tiger descending the mountain rushed up with a single step of its long legs.

When Xiao Hai saw Guan Bingxue rushing up, he wiped himself and ran away, faster than a frightened rabbit.Although his legs are not as long as Zheng Bingxiao's, but the frequency of steps is very high, and the running speed is not behind him at all. The two ran wildly on the training ground, one in front and one behind.

The four officers, Zhou Danxuan, Ai Lanni, and Liu Lei were all very surprised, what happened to Xiao Hai, this posture didn't look like a fight, but rather like a fight to escape.

Song Fuxiang didn't have any expression on his face. He took a puff of cigarette slowly and looked at the two running people very calmly.

"Commander Zheng, come on! Captain Zheng, come on!"

The soldiers who were resting on the playground saw that Captain Zheng was wearing a training uniform, chasing a small man dressed as a farmer like a hunting dog. He ran fast in front and fast in the back. , the scene was very hot, and immediately ran over to watch the fun, and cheered for Captain Zheng behind him.

After more than ten minutes, Zheng Bingxiao's legs became weak, his waist became loose, his legs could no longer be pulled out of the big bolt, his tongue drooped, he wheezed heavily, and finally stood on the edge of the practice field panting for breath.He cursed inwardly, was this little farmer born out of a rabbit? If he runs so fast, he is still a human being.

"How about Captain Zheng, this competition should be over, and you can't beat me, so you've lost?" Xiao Hai stood not far away, with his back straight and his hands in his hands, looking like a farmer's uncle inspecting the growth of rice. look.

However, he was also panting heavily, but he was not too tired. A few kilometers of long-distance running was a piece of cake for his body soaked in genetically modified potions.Seeing Zheng Bingxiao's exhausted third-grandson appearance, he secretly smiled in his heart: Boy, if you dare to race against me, I will not kill you from exhaustion!

"Don't run away, kid. If you have the ability to compete with me face to face, I won't blame you if I don't overturn you. Escaping is nothing."

Xiao Hai waved his hands generously: "Okay then, let's make fists and fists, come here, I'll wait for you, and never run away again." Xiao Hai turned around and walked into the training ground.

This is a physical fitness training ground, with horizontal bars, parallel bars, hanging rings, iron frames, crawling wires, etc. There are a lot of equipment, covering hundreds of square meters.

Bingxiao Zheng took a breath, and quickened his pace to rush towards Xiao Hai again.

Xiao Hai was not in a hurry, when Zheng Bingxue rushed to him, he leaned over and got to the other side of the parallel bars.

Zheng Bingxue also leaned over and chased after him, Xiao Hai turned around and came back, Zheng Bingxue chased him back again, like this sixteen times.

Zheng Bingxiao is tall, and it takes a lot of energy to drill around, and his waist is almost broken, so he scolded: "Are you still human, you don't mean anything, and if you agree to run away, what are you doing?" !"

Xiao Hai saw the wire next to him, and gave Zheng Bingxue a wink: "Aren't you a lieutenant colonel? You are the leader and instructor of the recruits. You should be very good at climbing wires. Let's have a try."

As soon as Zheng Bingxiao saw his strength, he crawled forward under the wire. His speed was the first in the entire military region, comparable to him, and the young man in twenty years was no match. It's an egg hitting a rock!

"Okay, today I will show you how officers in the new era teach recruits." He leaned over and got under the wire on the other side, using his hips as the axis, using both hands and feet, keeping his eyes fixed on the front, struggling to move forward. Climb forward.

His movements were very coordinated and smooth, and his hands and feet were coordinated seamlessly. The whole figure was like a green grass snake, twisting and turning under the wire, crawling quite fast, which caused a burst of applause from the soldiers.

Xiao Hai curled his lips: "Boy, your kung fu has long been outdated. Today I will show you how peasants exercise. Let you be ten meters away first."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Hai clapped his hands and took three long breaths. Seeing Zheng Bingxiao climbed ten meters away, he bent down calmly, stretched his arms and legs, and hung his body in the air like a A large crawling lizard, no matter how ugly the posture is, looks very weird, completely different from the army teaching, a group of soldiers laughed loudly, and some soldiers blushed from laughing, bent over and couldn't stand up for a long time.

"Is this also crawling training? I've never seen it."

"The training method imported from the United States is very strange."

"Imported from the United States, it is imported from the Amazon's pristine prairie. The lizard crawling method. Look at the hands and feet. It is completely the crawling method of a lizard."

When Xiao Hai started to move, he really looked like a frightened lizard, with his left hand, right foot, left foot and right hand, waving sideways in opposite directions, and quickly rushed forward, his crawling speed was twice that of Zheng Bingxue!

The soldiers were dumbfounded. This is indeed a crawling method of the new era. The speed is quite fast, but it requires very high physical fitness. Without strong arms, legs, and endurance, this method cannot be learned!

When Zheng Bingxiao climbed out of the iron wire panting, full of the joy of victory and wanted to look back at the little peasant, he found that Xiao Hai had already stood in front of him with his hips akimbo, with a slanted smile on his face: "How about it, Zheng?" Commander, what else do we have to compete with, you choose."

"Throwing!" Zheng Bingxue went crazy, Zheng Bingxue was furious, I am a dignified lieutenant colonel officer, climbing wire is a skill for soldiers to eat, and I lost to him, which makes people feel ashamed.

"Okay, just throw it." Xiao Hai said with a smile.

The two came to the throwing area, each with a 90-gram grenade, and the target was a white circle 80 meters away, and a horizontal line [-] meters away.

Zheng Bingxiao secretly laughed, our military throwing record is 88 meters, my best score is 74 meters, drawing a circle of 90 meters for you is completely wasteful, a skinny little guy can throw four 50 meters distance.

"I'll come first." Zheng Bingxiao picked up the grenade and walked more than 20 meters away, then ran towards him suddenly: "You go!"

The grenade flew towards the distance through a beautiful arc, and made a deep hole near the horizontal line close to 80 meters.

The soldier who had a good thing ran up and shouted in surprise: "79 meters, Commander Zheng, you broke the record of our military region again!"

Zheng Bingxiao smiled triumphantly, at this distance, even your little farmer can't throw it with a rocket.

He patted his dust-free hands: "It's your turn, hero Xiao Hai, cast hard, don't save me face, I'm not afraid of losing face."

"Since Head Zheng said so, I would rather obey than be respectful."

Xiao Hai smiled faintly, walked slowly to the white line, picked up a grenade and shook it in his hand: "This thing is a bit light."

The comrades laughed again.Zheng Bingxiao also laughed and said: "Whether it is light or not is not the key, the key is that you throw it out, don't hit your own feet."

Xiao Hai ignored him, looked at the circle in the distance, gestured for a general direction, then twisted his body, waved his arm, and threw the grenade out casually.

The arc of the grenade thrown was very high and straight, which made the watching soldiers let out another burst of laughter.

The projection at an angle of 45 to [-] degrees is the best projection angle, and the distance of the projection is the farthest. This anti-aircraft gun-like projection can hit the plane, but the pursuit of long-distance bombing is not quite right, and only a fool will do this throw.

With a ding sound, the grenade landed on the ground, and a soldier quickly ran over to watch, and shouted loudly: "93 meters, right in the middle of the white circle!"

boom……

The onlookers immediately let out a cry of exclamation. The throw without a run-up, the throw of an anti-aircraft gun, actually threw more than 90 meters and hit the target.If you add a run-up, if you adjust the projection angle, then the distance of the projection is not only blocked by 100 meters!

Zheng Bingxue was also dumbfounded. The record in military history is only 88 meters. This kid can easily throw it to 93 meters. This... is this still a human?

Xiao Hai chuckled: "Lieutenant Colonel Zheng, what else do we have to compete for? I fully satisfy your request."

"Fight!" Zheng Bingxiao was very angry. He couldn't throw you, and you were no opponent in a fight, so he hit the opponent's spirit from this aspect.

Xiao Hai patted the dust off his body, and stood with his hands behind his back: "Then come on horseback."

Zheng Bingxiao gritted his teeth and said, "Don't run away, kid, and watch how I deal with you!"

After finishing speaking, a hungry tiger rushed forward, this time Xiao Hai didn't run away, seeing Zheng Bingxiao rushing forward, he quickly waved his hands, and a double wind pierced his ears.

Zheng Bingxiao sneered: "Good job!"

This was what he had been looking forward to a long time ago. When he rushed up hungry, the opponent's reaction was either punching or kicking. This was all in his expectation. When he saw Xiao Hai swinging his fists, he bent down and quickly struck with his right fist. Come out, hit the chest of the opponent who is already empty!