Merry small electric farmer

"Isn't this Director Gao of the Civilization Office? You have also come to Guangdong to investigate the situation of the Agricultural Fair?" Zhou Danxuan looked at Gao Shan curiously, surprised to meet him in Guangdong.

Gao Shan held Zhou Danxuan's hand tightly, and said with a smile: "Hello, Mayor Zhou, let's say that, I mainly came to visit Professor Cheng. I heard that he came to Guangdong, so I also went to see the Agricultural Fair. What's the matter?" The introduction of good projects to Sangzhou County will also make some contributions to the elders of the hometown."

"Hahaha……"

A sneer interrupted Gao Shan's words, and he frowned slightly, very displeased, who is Mama so ruthless, interrupting others at will.Turning his head and looking, he couldn't help but frowned again: "Little electric baton, why are you laughing? It's very rude to interrupt others, and it's not a gentleman's demeanor. Please respect yourself and don't embarrass the people of Sangzhou."

Xiao Hai stepped forward, pushed Gao Shan away from holding Zhou Danxuan's hand tightly, then took out a wet wipe from his arms, wiped Zhou Danxuan's hands, and then carefully threw the wet wipe into the trash can!

"You..." Gao Shan was so angry that he wanted to scold the street, this kid is too annoying, I'm holding Zhou Danxuan's hand in a hurry to care about you, do you need to wipe her hands?Besides, my hands have just been washed and are not dirty at all. This exaggerated movement is like Zhou Danxuan being stepped on by a donkey kick that was stained with cow dung. This is a great insult to people!

Angry and angry, Gao Shan still took back the words he wanted to scold, because there was an important person standing beside him, Professor Cheng Chengxin, he was a very important person, and he was also the future father-in-law, so he couldn't leave a very bad impression on him .

Xiao Hai grabbed Zhou Danxuan's little hand and rubbed it, then Gao Shan curled his lips: "What about me, I came to inspect the Agricultural Fair, not because I was angry with you, Director Gao, so I don't want to quarrel with you, please put your dirty hands away. Take it away and keep it away from my girlfriend's hand, or the consequences will be serious."

The two stared at each other like fighting cocks, Cheng Chengxin smiled and separated the two, then looked at Xiao Hai curiously and said, "Oh? Are you Danxuan's boyfriend?"

"It doesn't look like it?" Xiao Hai brushed his hair back, proudly sticking out his not-so-thick chest.

"Hahaha... like, very similar, but Dan Xuan was very picky when she was in school, and there were more male classmates chasing him than a reinforcement company, and she raised three requirements, making it difficult for all suitors to retreat. "

"Oh, the three requirements? What are they?" Xiao Hai looked at Zhou Danxuan curiously. It's impossible for such a beauty to have no suitors. Xiao Hai really wanted to know what requirements made the suitors stumped.

Professor Cheng chuckled and said, "The first requirement is that the man must be very talented, and his academic performance must be better than hers."

Xiao Hai thought about it, and he really didn't meet this requirement. Although he didn't tire of studying, he hadn't read a book for a long time, let alone went to high school or university. It was impossible for him to study better than Zhou Danxuan .

"Danxuan is a learning elite of our school. He has participated in the international advanced mathematics competition and won the international runner-up. He has won honors for the school. In terms of learning, he can stand shoulder to shoulder with Zhou Danxuan, and he can't pick one and a half stars out of thousands of people. One, this requirement is difficult for 90.00% of boys.”

"And what's the second requirement?"

"The second requirement is that boys must be at least 1.8 meters 1.7 tall, so that people of this height can match her 5.00 meter [-] figure. This scares away [-]% of boys."

Xiao Hai poked his nose. He was only 1.7 meters tall, which was similar to Zhou Danxuan's stature.It's a pity that my parents have been dead for many years, and there is no chance to return to the furnace.

"What's the third requirement?"

"The third requirement is that boys must dare to challenge the Lion King, the Sanda champion of our school."

"Is The Lion King great?"

"The Lion King has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and he has good martial arts skills. A dozen strong men can't stand in front of him at all. Those who want to challenge the Lion King are like eating too much and have no place to digest. They are just looking for abuse. Therefore, the pursuit Zhou Danxuan's hundreds of people were all scared away by her harsh conditions."

"The Lion King? Hahaha... Is Coke's name really that powerful?" Xiao Hai chuckled.

"Boy, do you think it's ridiculous? Dare to laugh at my elder brother, do you want to get a beating!" Two people walked up behind Professor Cheng, and bumped Xiao Hai with their chests, and Xiao Hai stumbled with their strong pectoralis major muscles reclined.

Xiao Hai licked his nose: "Who is your boss?"

"Me!" A muffled voice came from behind the two of them, and then a wall was moved over, a tall and strong wall of flesh. Squeezed into a slit, the arm was thicker than Xiao Hai's thigh, and the carrot-like finger pointed to the flat nose bridge on the pig's head: "I am the Lion King and their boss, what's the matter, kid, do you want to challenge me?"

Xiao Hai was so hung up that he didn't get into a somersault by the fleshy wall, he took three steps back and looked up, he couldn't help but gasped.

The kid in front of me is like a Japanese sumo wrestler, with a round body, like a water tank, and a round head, like a pig's head, with curly hair. Looking from a distance, he really looks like a male lion, wanting to eat people when he gets angry lion!

Xiao Hai scratched his head, the three people in front of him looked like a pile of meat, he was the flea on the meat, completely surrounded by the meat, squeezed, there was no place to escape, and there was a possibility of being crushed into a meat pie at any time.

"I said three seniors, what are you doing? Xiao Hai is my friend, you are not allowed to treat him like this." Seeing that Xiao Hai was about to be beaten, Zhou Danxuan was very angry, and stepped forward to block Xiao Hai. What happened would make her heart ache.

The Lion King snorted coldly and said: "Sister Danxuan, you don't really like this kid, do you? He's skinny and skinny. If you want to look like nothing, if you want to be big or not, take it apart, it's not enough for a drink." , are you picky, if you really like him, brothers will check for you and see if he dares to challenge me!"

Zhou Danxuan waved her hands hastily: "Thank you for your kindness, seniors. I haven't considered him as my boyfriend yet, so I don't need to check it out. You should concentrate on following the professor to start a company. I can solve my own affairs by myself."

Xiao Hai pulled Zhou Danxuan's little white hand, pulled her aside, and said with a smile to the Lion King: "Isn't it you, President, it seems that you like challenges very much, which means that you haven't fallen into a fight until today, so I propose a challenge to you." A pertinent suggestion, don’t challenge others casually in the future, you have to know that there are mountains beyond this mountain, there are people behind you, don’t treat yourself too much as a dish, if you grow too much meat, you can only be killed as a pig, and if you grow taller, you will only be used as firewood Burn it, it's useless."

"Hahaha……"

What Xiao Hai said made several people laugh. Professor Cheng was also curious. Seeing the Lion King like Mount Tai, the little farmer was not only not afraid, but disdainful. He smiled and looked at Xiao Hai. He looked like he was lying on the bridge and watching a good show.

"Boy, you speak too well. I admire your courage, and I admire your level of speaking even more. When you say that there is someone behind you, you are referring to yourself. Do you dare to accept my challenge? Prove it You can show your own ability in front of my junior sister. If you can defeat me, I will support you to marry my junior sister. What do you think?" The Lion King stretched out two carrot-like hands with a smile on his face. With his fingers, he lifted Xiao Hai's chin.

Seeing that several people were going to fight together, Zhou Danxuan hurried up to start a fight.She, Xiao Hai, is not a good-tempered person either. If she really wants to fight with these people, let alone fists, even if they are pressed with flesh, they can crush him to death. A hero does not suffer from immediate losses, so we must not let them fight together .

Xiao Hai stretched out his hand and pushed Zhou Danxuan aside, glanced at the Lion King, showed a harmless smile and said, "I'll count one, two, three, please take your dirty hands away, or you will bear the consequences, start counting now, one……"

The three men laughed together: "He still counts one, two, three, hahaha, I'm so laughing. There are nearly 3 people in our school, and no one dares to order the Lion King to do anything. He dares to order the Lion King. It's a big deal." joke."

"Two..." The arguments of Xiao Hai's group fell on deaf ears, and they continued to say the second number.

"Hahaha, I'm good at mathematics, and I know that after one is two." The three of them laughed again.

Gao Shan cleared his throat and said coldly, "You three, don't underestimate him. He is skinny like a sparrow, but he has a lot of strength. Otherwise, you will be the ones who suffer, so you'd better be careful."

"Brother Gao, don't spoil your prestige with other people's aspirations. What kind of abilities does this little monkey have? Bragging B should be good at it."

"If you don't believe me, pull it down. Don't say you didn't remind you if you suffered a loss." Gao Shan pulled Cheng Chengxin and stood aside, making room for the four of them to prevent any accidents to the old man. This old man is the object of his care and cannot come out any mistakes.

"three……"

After counting to three, the smile on Xiao Hai's face gradually faded, and soon changed into a stern expression, which made the three fat men stunned.

The current Xiao Hai has a completely different feeling from the smiling Xiao Hai. When he smiles, he looks like a worm, a small worm crawling on the leaves to rest, which can be touched and played by people, or caught and eaten by birds.But now he has a stern face and sharp eyes, like a wolf that has been hungry for half a month and is looking for food to satisfy his hunger. Wherever his eyes pass, he will become the target of his gnawing, making people feel chills on the back!

The current Lion King has such a feeling that has never happened before!

bah...

With a flick of his wrist, Xiao Hai grabbed the fat wrist stretched out by the Lion King, making the three people watching the fun laugh again.

The small electric baton hand is relatively small, and the Lion King's wrist is very thick. His fingers encircle one-third of the fat wrist, and two-thirds are exposed. Seeing that Xiao Hai wanted to twist the fat arm behind his back, The funny expression made the three burst out laughing again.