Merry small electric farmer

If you can fight with Zhang Xiuying for an hour, you can't say it to your father-in-law, Xiao Hai just smiled: "Dad..., what do you want from me?"

"You bastard, don't call me dad. Call me after I have gone through the formalities with my daughter. It sounds awkward to me. Go to Hangzhou tomorrow. Do you have time? If you have time, come with me."

Xiao Hai thought for a while, the current thing is to wait for the news of the household investigation, there is nothing particularly important, even if there is, old man Zhang has to go if he says something, why did we just kill his daughter.

"My dad who has time, that uncle, when are we going to leave?"

"Get up at five o'clock in the morning. It takes about six hours to drive there, so you should work hard."

"No problem, Xiaoyi, I am willing to serve my uncle." Xiao Hai smiled and saluted Zhang He with a monkey standing at attention.

"Stinky boy." Zhang He was amused, and scolded softly: "I still have a tiger penis in my house, which was brought over from the northeast by a comrade-in-arms of a friend. If you have time, you can use it to make wine. Stuff works."

Xiao Hai's legs softened and he almost sat on the ground. This matter needs to be rectified. This is a matter of reputation and personal dignity. It cannot be delayed for a while: "That uncle, it's not me, it's because you suddenly appeared today , scared us, usually we can hold on for more than an hour."

Zhang He was taken aback: "One hour? No way, you are so good?"

Xiao Hai patted his chest: "Of course, this is still a conservative figure. If you play it a bit, you won't be able to stop it for three hours."

Zhang He waved his hand at Xiao Hai: "Then you should ignore my daughter, she probably can't stand it, you should go find someone else. My heart and soul suffer, I don't agree."

With a plop, Xiao Hai fell to the ground, his tongue stretched out, foam was spitting out at the mouth, his eyes rolled up, and he was unconscious.

Early the next morning, Xiao Hai drove an Audi, pulled Zhang He, Zhang Xiuying, and Yan Duoduo, and the four drove to Hangzhou together.

The journey was boring, but there was Yan Duoduo, a pistachio, who sang songs, guessed riddles and told stories for everyone. They talked and laughed along the way, very happy, and did not seem very lonely.

Six hours later, the car drove into Hangzhou, which made people's eyes shine.

It is true that there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below, but the scenery of Hangzhou is really beautiful.

Xiao Hai learned ancient poems when he was in junior high school: the water is shining and the sun is good, and the mountains are empty and rainy.If you want to compare the West Lake to the West Lake, it is always suitable to wear light makeup and heavy makeup.

There is another song: After all, the scenery of the West Lake in June is not the same as that of the four seasons.Connecting to the sky, the leaves are infinitely green, and the lotus flowers are red in the sun.

Xiao Hai has been yearning for Hangzhou for a long time, and he really wanted to see the style of this thousand-year-old city. Today, he finally got his wish, so let's enjoy it.

When mentioning Hangzhou, people often think of the West Lake. In fact, except for the West Lake, the whole city is very beautiful, with wide roads, green trees, clear canal water, towering buildings, and blue sky. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a paradise on earth. .

According to the pre-designed navigation, Xiao Hai went straight to the destination and walked around the city for an hour before finding where Zhang Lingji was.

This is a small two-story hanging corner building in Beicheng. It is three rooms wide. It is not on the main road, but on the edge of a diagonally inserted farmer's market. It looks very dilapidated. In comparison, simplicity is just a dirt mouse.

Under the eaves of the second floor of Diaojiaolou, there is a two-meter-long and half-meter-wide plaque with three large characters engraved on it: Zhang Lingji.

The color of the characters should be red. Due to years of wind and rain erosion, the color of the characters has disappeared, and there are only obvious pits for the three characters.

This is it, Xiao Hai searched for a parking space for a long time before he parked the car, and then several people walked into Zhang Lingji's shop.

The business of the store is not very good. Occasionally, a few customers come to buy chickens, and the quantity is not large. Some are eaten in the store.

The chicken seller was a young man in his thirties, with a loyal face and two mustaches on his lips, which made him look very mature.

Seeing Xiao Hai and the others walk into the chicken shop, the young man shouted enthusiastically: "Sirs and ladies, what do you want to order? Is it a whole chicken or pieces?"

Just as Zhang He was about to speak, Xiao Hai stretched out his hand to block the old man, pointed at the chicken on the tray and said, "Boss, how do you sell this chicken?"

"Eat 26 a catty here, and if you take it away, it will cost 24 a catty."

"Oh?" Xiao Hai was surprised: "This is strange, what is the difference between eating here and taking it away, why is there a difference of two yuan?"

The young man smiled: "Eating here takes up my space, and it will affect my appetite. I made it for the first time. I can't eat or sleep when I hear the smell. If you take it away and eat it, I will smell it." If you don’t get the smell, your relatives and friends will smell the scent, and they will advertise for me in disguise, of course it will be cheaper.”

Xiao Haixuan was not offended. What kind of pricing method is this? It’s cheaper to take away food and increase the cost of packaging. This economic calculation is not very good.

The young man smiled at them and said, "You guys are from other places. If you want to eat chicken, go to the Northeast restaurant next door. They even have vegetables and chicken. It's 24 yuan a catty for you."

Xiao Hai laughed: "My little brother, count us 24 yuan a catty, we will go on a trip immediately after eating in your small shop, do you think this is okay?"

The young man shook his head like a rattle: "That's not okay, this is the rule set by my father, and no one can break it. If you want to eat here, it costs 26 yuan a catty, and if you want to eat next door, it costs 24 yuan. You can't do less, more Not even ten thousand."

The young man is really stubborn, Xiao Hai said with a chuckle: "You sell chickens like this, you are not soliciting business for the restaurant next door, but you can't make more money yourself."

"Rules are rules. Rules are followed by people. If you don't follow them, what are the rules? I have nothing to do with how much other people earn. I only sell my chickens."

Xiao Hai scratched his head, turned his head and glanced at Zhang He, Zhang He's face was also red, this old Zhang's family is stubborn, they are stubborn, and have the same virtue as himself, which really fulfilled what Ou Yangming said, if this kid is like him Not a family, that would be a big mistake.

"Brother, what are you talking about, hurry up and watch the chicken, it's been more than four hours, it's time soon."

At this time, a girl in a white coat and a white hat walked in from the door, with two long black braids hanging below her hips.A pair of big watery eyes on a fair face, almost like talking, very similar to Yan Duoduo, just a big version of Yan Duoduo.

Xiao Hai was swept away by the big eyes, and his heart was in a state of disarray. This beautiful face, with a protruding body shape, is very similar to Zhang Xiuying, and he should also be a descendant of the Zhang family.

"What is it called? I looked at the time. There are still seven minutes and 25 seconds. Why are you in a hurry?" The young man took a chicken and weighed it, then packaged it and handed it to Xiao Haidao: "78 yuan, take out money."

Xiao Hai paid the money and asked the young man to chop up the chicken, and then several people shared a piece of chicken to eat.

While eating, Yan Duoduo looked at the girl with big braids with her big eyes blinking.

The girl with big braids is also very curious. This little girl looks really juicy, and she also has two long braids under her buttocks. Her appearance, temperament, and expression are all similar to hers.

"Little girl, where are you from?" The braided girl chatted with Yan Duoduo while serving some cold dishes.

"Sangzhou County, Xingcheng City."

"What are you doing here?"

"Come to meet relatives."

"Oh, did you find your relatives?"

"found it."

"If you find it, why don't you go to your relative's house?"

"We were sitting at our relatives' house, eating chicken, and a beautiful aunt was mixing vegetables for us."

The girl with big braids pursed her lips and smiled: "Kids really know how to joke, you say I am your relative, what is your name, what are the names of your parents."

"My mother's name is Zhang Xiuying, and my grandfather's name is Zhang He. You should also be called Zhang Xiu or something. I guessed right."

The girl with big braids was taken aback, and the busy boy's eyes widened. He stopped what he was doing and asked, "Little friend, you... how do you know?"

Zhang He coughed, and then explained the purpose of today's visit.

The young man and the girl were so happy that they immediately called the old man and insisted on returning the money Xiao Hai paid.

Xiao Hai waved his hand: "What are you going to do, we'll stay at your house for a few more days, and we'll just have to eat and drink in the future."

"Is there still a problem? We are a family, right?" The young man chuckled. His name is Zhang Xiulin, and the girl with big braids is Zhang Xiujing.

After a while, an old man with a white beard ran to the door. He was out of breath, and his appearance was about [-]% similar to Zhang He. This should be Zhang Tao, Zhang Ling's descendant.

Zhang Tao was very excited to see Zhang He. The two hugged each other warmly, crying, not to mention how excited they were.

Zhang Xiulin, Zhang Xiujing and Zhang Xiuying also hugged enthusiastically, but they didn't expect that these outsiders were really their relatives.

"This is brother-in-law, you really look like a husband and wife." Zhang Xiujing shook hands with Xiao Hai enthusiastically.

Xiao Hai shook his fair little hand, laughed and said, "I'm not brother-in-law, but a coachman."

One sentence made Zhang Xiujing giggle straight away, a wave of waves shook from her chest, and Xiao Hai's head was a little dizzy from the shaking.

Zhang Xiuying pinched him from the back, and said in a low voice: "Little electric baton, you can hit on any woman, but you are not allowed to hit on my sister."

Xiao Hai grinned in pain: "I said Xiuying, how dare I, besides, after I have you, I will never miss other women."

"Tch, the devil will believe your words."

Zhang Xiujing heard that Xiao Hai is really not a brother-in-law, and has nothing to do with Zhang Xiuying. He drove here, so she felt a little contemptuous of him: "It turns out that he is really a coachman. He is so thin that he has little flesh. My sister will definitely not like it." he."