Merry small electric farmer
Chapter 476 You Fart
"Okay Mr. Xiao, let's handle it now." The waiter agreed and got in the car and left.
Seeing the two people drifting away like smoke, Zhang Tao stroked his gray hair: "Nephew, do you still have friends in Hangzhou?"
"Yes, Uncle Zhang, it's easy to find a friend to help you. It's easy to solve. Let's eat first. I'm already hungry."
Zhang Xiujing smiled sweetly and said, "I already knew Brother Xiao Hai was hungry, I prepared all the meals, let's go home and eat."
Not far from Zhang Lingji is the apartment building where Zhang’s family lives. Zhang Xiujing cooks a special dish, which tastes very good. Xiao Haihai gives thumbs up while eating, and praises that sister Zhang will definitely find a son-in-law who will take a long time in the future, which is amused. Zhang Xiujing giggled, causing Zhang Xiuying to roll her eyes.
Two hours later, the waiter wearing the manager's badge brought the money and the note. The money was 98 yuan, and five copies of the note were sent. This fee, that is, they are not liable for the IOU.
Xiao Hai chuckled, handed the money to Zhang Tao and said, "Uncle Zhang, I'm sorry, I don't have all the money, I'm making you laugh."
Zhang Tao, Zhang Xiulin, and Zhang Xiujing had their jaws dropped all the time. They didn’t want to come back for more than ten years. Xiao Hai would come back most of them in two hours. Why is there such a big difference in life?
"That big nephew, you're too polite, I'll be satisfied if I can get half of it back, let alone so much."
Zhang Xiuying was very happy, she patted Xiao Hai on the shoulder and said, "Young man, you are quite capable, I never thought you would have such great monster power in Hangzhou."
Xiao Hai smiled very modestly: "This matter is not over yet, what kind of monster power, that little king, you take these five notes to find them in person, and say that we ask for money according to the person, not according to the unit, whether to exchange or not The unit is their own business and has nothing to do with our hotel, give them another two hours, if they give us the money, they will be fine, if they don’t, they will be at their own risk.”
Xiao Wang agreed and left. The Zhang family looked at me and I looked at you, and they were very surprised. Could it be that the four words "at your own risk" carry a lot of weight, and you can get the money through these four words?
Two hours later, Xiao Wang ran back again and got back 21 yuan, and there was still a note of 33 yuan that had not been implemented.
"Mr. Xiao, the signatory is Li Touyuan, the deputy director of the Construction Bureau. He replied that he wanted to find whomever he wanted. The meal was for the Development and Reform Bureau. The note had nothing to do with him. I threw it out, and said that there is no money for it, but there is one thing, if you want it, go and get it."
Zhang Tao got excited again when he got 21, and he took a long breath and said: "This time Zhang Lingji can be slowed down, that big nephew, I am satisfied with taking back more than 20, and the money will not be given to me." Forget it, the problem that has plagued me for more than ten years has finally been solved today, alas, the joy in my heart is like drinking iced cold water, it is so comfortable."
Xiao Hai waved his hand, took out 21 from [-] to Xiao Wang and said, "Okay Xiao Wang, you have worked hard, go back to work, there is nothing for you here."
Xiao Wang doesn't want money, Xiao Hai frowned: "I told you to take it, so you can take it, it's so hard to run around, remember, my principle is that the more you work, the more you get, the more you don't work, the more you pay." There is a return, go back to work."
"Thank you Mr. Xiao, let's go back then." Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Xiao Wang took the money and bowed deeply, then turned and left with another waiter.
Zhang Xiulin was very curious, watching the two beautiful figures disappear outside the door, stepped forward and stabbed Xiao Hai's elbow and said, "Brother Xiao Hai, that little Wang's badge doesn't have the name of the hotel, it's covered with tape or something. , which hotel does she belong to, and how can I call you Mr. Xiao?"
Xiao Hai raised his index finger and shook it with a smile: "This matter will be kept secret for the time being, and I won't tell you if I ask. I will give you a surprise then. Uncle Zhang, this IOU is 33 yuan, and you can buy a nice car. She is also happy to buy a car for Xiujing, so if you don’t want it, you don’t want it. Money can’t be wasted, it’s ours, it’s ours.”
Zhang Tao pursed his lips and smiled: "It's fine, let's put it on the account first, and then ask him to ask for it when we have time. If someone loses the account, he can't die."
"You don't need to keep the account. Now that he doesn't pay back the money, it won't be until tomorrow at the latest, so he will obediently send it to us!"
Zhang Xiujing curled her lips: "Brother Xiao Hai, you are exaggerating, that Li Touyuan is a pure bandit, if you want him to spit out money, it is like taking meat from a tiger's mouth, it is impossible. "
Zhang Xiulin also nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I asked him to pay the bill, and I have contacted him more than ten times. His attitude is really bad. No one said anything. The look in our eyes is just Like a beggar, with a wave of my big hand, I was driven out of the door like a fly, if you walk slowly, the solid wood door can close your ankle in the door without a piece of skin attached."
Xiao Hai slapped the table and snorted coldly: "F*ck, the more he is like this, the more we can't waste the money, and start asking him for money after dark!"
"After dark? What does asking for a bill have to do with whether it's dark or not?" Zhang Xiuying was very puzzled.
"You'll know in a while." Xiao Hai smiled mysteriously.
The few people chatted for a while, the weather gradually turned dark, Zhang Xiujing cooked delicious food again, Xiao Hai ate it up, marrying such a beautiful wife who can cook is the happiest thing for a man.
After everyone had dinner, Xiao Hai invited a few people to take a walk outside, waiting for someone to come to give money, and asked Zhang Xiulin to prepare the purse containing the money.
Xiao Hai's words made Zhang Xiujing laugh: "No way, brother Xiao Hai, if you come to ask for money and no one will give it to you, can he still take the initiative to give the money? Did he drink too much liquor just now?"
Xiao Hai straightened his chest and said with a chuckle: "It is necessary to send money, unless he has a nail in his buttocks and cannot stand up, even if that is the case, he will send someone else to bring the money. Haha, after a while Got it, let's just watch it."
Everyone is ignorant and doesn't know what kind of medicine is sold in Xiao Hai's gourd, so let's go around with him, anyway, it's still digesting food after eating, so let's take a walk around.
Xiao Hai chuckled, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Li Touyuan, and then strolled on the street with Zhang's family, leisurely watching the night scene.
At this time, the lights are just coming on, and the streets are full of traffic and people coming and going, which is very lively.
This thousand-year-old city is shrouded in night fog, but it is colorfully decorated with various lights. The advertising lights of shops, the outline lights of buildings, and the endless traffic lights, red, green, and yellow, all lights are handed together. , everywhere streamer splendor.
Suddenly, there was a commotion not far away, from the direction of West Lake Restaurant, many vehicles crowded together, and many passers-by looked up, as if there were aliens in the sky.
"What happened there, let's go and see." Zhang Xiujing wore sneakers and ran forward like a little swallow.
Yan Duoduo also ran behind like a little tail: "Go to watch the excitement, go to the hot spots, auntie, run slowly, wait for me."
Zhang Xiuying followed immediately, shouting as she ran, "Slow down, Duoduo, there are many cars and people here, it's very dangerous, pay attention to safety!"
Everyone chased and ran, talked and laughed, and soon came to the downstairs of the West Lake Restaurant.
Zhang Xiulin looked up and couldn't help being surprised.He widened his eyes and said, "Hey, uncle, dad, sisters and sisters, take a look, there is a photo of Li Touyuan on it, and there are two lines of big characters!"
Zhang Xiujing stared wide-eyed, pointed with her finger and murmured: "The director of construction, Li Touyuan, has been working as a worker for more than ten years, and he has been playing tricks if he refuses to pay his debts. Who will choose the cadres like this!"
Yan Duoduo giggled and said, "There is a horizontal comment on it: 33! Brother Xiao Hai, this is your idea, no one else would think of such a bad idea."
When Xiao Hai was told by Yan Duoduo, he couldn't help but blushed, hugged him in his arms, twisted her little buttocks and pouted, "It's fine if you know it yourself, why are you still shouting."
Yan Duoduo giggled: "Don't pinch his ass, it's so itchy."
Looking at the huge font, Zhang Xiuying was also taken aback: "Look at the middle, there is a big photo, it is Li Touyuan, the fat head and big ears are like a pig, all fattened with our ten rare chickens .”
Zhang Tao and Zhang He looked up at the same time.
Sure enough, on the tall wall of West Lake Restaurant, a laser laser machine in the parking lot in front of the building shot several laser beams, forming a series of characters and patterns, which were printed on the building, very clearly.
There is a pair of couplets on the left and right sides of the wall, with a horizontal batch on it, and a photo of Li Touyuan in the middle. Because the wall is very wide, the fonts typed are also very tall. Each character is four or five meters high, two or three meters apart. Li Yuan can also see the content on the wall.
Zhang He couldn't help laughing when he saw it: "Xiao Hai, you are really there. You can think of this method. With such a lighting, everyone in the city will know about it. Why don't you give that guy named Li Tou something?" Crazy."
Xiao Hai scratched his head: "Uncle, it's not spreading on the Internet recently. There is a pig's trotter shop asking for 70 in arrears. It's just for banners. If you don't get the money in three or four years, you can get it with just a dozen banners. We This is the same approach but the same effect, but it is more advanced than their methods, I don’t know how the effect will be, let’s not watch the scene to see the effect.”
As soon as the voice finished speaking, Xiao Hai's cell phone rang. Xiao Hai picked it up and saw that it was Li Touyuan's call. He had just sent him a message and knew the number, so he hung up the phone.
After a while, the phone rang again, Xiao Hai hung up the phone again, and when the phone rang for the fourth time, Xiao Hai pressed the channel: "Who are you, you are bored with chatting, you are full, why call when you have nothing to do!"
There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, and there was a heavy panting sound. It may be that the opponent is suppressing his anger and controlling his emotions.
"What a fart you are, why are you still dumb on the phone!" Xiao Hai secretly laughed in his heart, this is what he wanted.
Seeing the two people drifting away like smoke, Zhang Tao stroked his gray hair: "Nephew, do you still have friends in Hangzhou?"
"Yes, Uncle Zhang, it's easy to find a friend to help you. It's easy to solve. Let's eat first. I'm already hungry."
Zhang Xiujing smiled sweetly and said, "I already knew Brother Xiao Hai was hungry, I prepared all the meals, let's go home and eat."
Not far from Zhang Lingji is the apartment building where Zhang’s family lives. Zhang Xiujing cooks a special dish, which tastes very good. Xiao Haihai gives thumbs up while eating, and praises that sister Zhang will definitely find a son-in-law who will take a long time in the future, which is amused. Zhang Xiujing giggled, causing Zhang Xiuying to roll her eyes.
Two hours later, the waiter wearing the manager's badge brought the money and the note. The money was 98 yuan, and five copies of the note were sent. This fee, that is, they are not liable for the IOU.
Xiao Hai chuckled, handed the money to Zhang Tao and said, "Uncle Zhang, I'm sorry, I don't have all the money, I'm making you laugh."
Zhang Tao, Zhang Xiulin, and Zhang Xiujing had their jaws dropped all the time. They didn’t want to come back for more than ten years. Xiao Hai would come back most of them in two hours. Why is there such a big difference in life?
"That big nephew, you're too polite, I'll be satisfied if I can get half of it back, let alone so much."
Zhang Xiuying was very happy, she patted Xiao Hai on the shoulder and said, "Young man, you are quite capable, I never thought you would have such great monster power in Hangzhou."
Xiao Hai smiled very modestly: "This matter is not over yet, what kind of monster power, that little king, you take these five notes to find them in person, and say that we ask for money according to the person, not according to the unit, whether to exchange or not The unit is their own business and has nothing to do with our hotel, give them another two hours, if they give us the money, they will be fine, if they don’t, they will be at their own risk.”
Xiao Wang agreed and left. The Zhang family looked at me and I looked at you, and they were very surprised. Could it be that the four words "at your own risk" carry a lot of weight, and you can get the money through these four words?
Two hours later, Xiao Wang ran back again and got back 21 yuan, and there was still a note of 33 yuan that had not been implemented.
"Mr. Xiao, the signatory is Li Touyuan, the deputy director of the Construction Bureau. He replied that he wanted to find whomever he wanted. The meal was for the Development and Reform Bureau. The note had nothing to do with him. I threw it out, and said that there is no money for it, but there is one thing, if you want it, go and get it."
Zhang Tao got excited again when he got 21, and he took a long breath and said: "This time Zhang Lingji can be slowed down, that big nephew, I am satisfied with taking back more than 20, and the money will not be given to me." Forget it, the problem that has plagued me for more than ten years has finally been solved today, alas, the joy in my heart is like drinking iced cold water, it is so comfortable."
Xiao Hai waved his hand, took out 21 from [-] to Xiao Wang and said, "Okay Xiao Wang, you have worked hard, go back to work, there is nothing for you here."
Xiao Wang doesn't want money, Xiao Hai frowned: "I told you to take it, so you can take it, it's so hard to run around, remember, my principle is that the more you work, the more you get, the more you don't work, the more you pay." There is a return, go back to work."
"Thank you Mr. Xiao, let's go back then." Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Xiao Wang took the money and bowed deeply, then turned and left with another waiter.
Zhang Xiulin was very curious, watching the two beautiful figures disappear outside the door, stepped forward and stabbed Xiao Hai's elbow and said, "Brother Xiao Hai, that little Wang's badge doesn't have the name of the hotel, it's covered with tape or something. , which hotel does she belong to, and how can I call you Mr. Xiao?"
Xiao Hai raised his index finger and shook it with a smile: "This matter will be kept secret for the time being, and I won't tell you if I ask. I will give you a surprise then. Uncle Zhang, this IOU is 33 yuan, and you can buy a nice car. She is also happy to buy a car for Xiujing, so if you don’t want it, you don’t want it. Money can’t be wasted, it’s ours, it’s ours.”
Zhang Tao pursed his lips and smiled: "It's fine, let's put it on the account first, and then ask him to ask for it when we have time. If someone loses the account, he can't die."
"You don't need to keep the account. Now that he doesn't pay back the money, it won't be until tomorrow at the latest, so he will obediently send it to us!"
Zhang Xiujing curled her lips: "Brother Xiao Hai, you are exaggerating, that Li Touyuan is a pure bandit, if you want him to spit out money, it is like taking meat from a tiger's mouth, it is impossible. "
Zhang Xiulin also nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I asked him to pay the bill, and I have contacted him more than ten times. His attitude is really bad. No one said anything. The look in our eyes is just Like a beggar, with a wave of my big hand, I was driven out of the door like a fly, if you walk slowly, the solid wood door can close your ankle in the door without a piece of skin attached."
Xiao Hai slapped the table and snorted coldly: "F*ck, the more he is like this, the more we can't waste the money, and start asking him for money after dark!"
"After dark? What does asking for a bill have to do with whether it's dark or not?" Zhang Xiuying was very puzzled.
"You'll know in a while." Xiao Hai smiled mysteriously.
The few people chatted for a while, the weather gradually turned dark, Zhang Xiujing cooked delicious food again, Xiao Hai ate it up, marrying such a beautiful wife who can cook is the happiest thing for a man.
After everyone had dinner, Xiao Hai invited a few people to take a walk outside, waiting for someone to come to give money, and asked Zhang Xiulin to prepare the purse containing the money.
Xiao Hai's words made Zhang Xiujing laugh: "No way, brother Xiao Hai, if you come to ask for money and no one will give it to you, can he still take the initiative to give the money? Did he drink too much liquor just now?"
Xiao Hai straightened his chest and said with a chuckle: "It is necessary to send money, unless he has a nail in his buttocks and cannot stand up, even if that is the case, he will send someone else to bring the money. Haha, after a while Got it, let's just watch it."
Everyone is ignorant and doesn't know what kind of medicine is sold in Xiao Hai's gourd, so let's go around with him, anyway, it's still digesting food after eating, so let's take a walk around.
Xiao Hai chuckled, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Li Touyuan, and then strolled on the street with Zhang's family, leisurely watching the night scene.
At this time, the lights are just coming on, and the streets are full of traffic and people coming and going, which is very lively.
This thousand-year-old city is shrouded in night fog, but it is colorfully decorated with various lights. The advertising lights of shops, the outline lights of buildings, and the endless traffic lights, red, green, and yellow, all lights are handed together. , everywhere streamer splendor.
Suddenly, there was a commotion not far away, from the direction of West Lake Restaurant, many vehicles crowded together, and many passers-by looked up, as if there were aliens in the sky.
"What happened there, let's go and see." Zhang Xiujing wore sneakers and ran forward like a little swallow.
Yan Duoduo also ran behind like a little tail: "Go to watch the excitement, go to the hot spots, auntie, run slowly, wait for me."
Zhang Xiuying followed immediately, shouting as she ran, "Slow down, Duoduo, there are many cars and people here, it's very dangerous, pay attention to safety!"
Everyone chased and ran, talked and laughed, and soon came to the downstairs of the West Lake Restaurant.
Zhang Xiulin looked up and couldn't help being surprised.He widened his eyes and said, "Hey, uncle, dad, sisters and sisters, take a look, there is a photo of Li Touyuan on it, and there are two lines of big characters!"
Zhang Xiujing stared wide-eyed, pointed with her finger and murmured: "The director of construction, Li Touyuan, has been working as a worker for more than ten years, and he has been playing tricks if he refuses to pay his debts. Who will choose the cadres like this!"
Yan Duoduo giggled and said, "There is a horizontal comment on it: 33! Brother Xiao Hai, this is your idea, no one else would think of such a bad idea."
When Xiao Hai was told by Yan Duoduo, he couldn't help but blushed, hugged him in his arms, twisted her little buttocks and pouted, "It's fine if you know it yourself, why are you still shouting."
Yan Duoduo giggled: "Don't pinch his ass, it's so itchy."
Looking at the huge font, Zhang Xiuying was also taken aback: "Look at the middle, there is a big photo, it is Li Touyuan, the fat head and big ears are like a pig, all fattened with our ten rare chickens .”
Zhang Tao and Zhang He looked up at the same time.
Sure enough, on the tall wall of West Lake Restaurant, a laser laser machine in the parking lot in front of the building shot several laser beams, forming a series of characters and patterns, which were printed on the building, very clearly.
There is a pair of couplets on the left and right sides of the wall, with a horizontal batch on it, and a photo of Li Touyuan in the middle. Because the wall is very wide, the fonts typed are also very tall. Each character is four or five meters high, two or three meters apart. Li Yuan can also see the content on the wall.
Zhang He couldn't help laughing when he saw it: "Xiao Hai, you are really there. You can think of this method. With such a lighting, everyone in the city will know about it. Why don't you give that guy named Li Tou something?" Crazy."
Xiao Hai scratched his head: "Uncle, it's not spreading on the Internet recently. There is a pig's trotter shop asking for 70 in arrears. It's just for banners. If you don't get the money in three or four years, you can get it with just a dozen banners. We This is the same approach but the same effect, but it is more advanced than their methods, I don’t know how the effect will be, let’s not watch the scene to see the effect.”
As soon as the voice finished speaking, Xiao Hai's cell phone rang. Xiao Hai picked it up and saw that it was Li Touyuan's call. He had just sent him a message and knew the number, so he hung up the phone.
After a while, the phone rang again, Xiao Hai hung up the phone again, and when the phone rang for the fourth time, Xiao Hai pressed the channel: "Who are you, you are bored with chatting, you are full, why call when you have nothing to do!"
There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, and there was a heavy panting sound. It may be that the opponent is suppressing his anger and controlling his emotions.
"What a fart you are, why are you still dumb on the phone!" Xiao Hai secretly laughed in his heart, this is what he wanted.
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