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Suddenly, a current was transmitted from the pistol to the arm, from the arm to the upper body, and from the upper body to the sensitive parts of the lower body.The lower body trembled unpromisingly, and a strong pleasure hit again. Song Yaxin let out a low growl, her body softened and collapsed to the ground again, her eyes were closed, she was unconscious, and the pistol was thrown aside.

The frightened Guo Ziang and the others hurriedly helped Song Yaxin up, carried her into the room two by two, put her on the bed, covered her with a quilt, and quietly exited.Everyone knew that Battalion Commander Song's life was not in danger, maybe he was holding his breath in a hurry, just rest for a while.

After leaving the battalion commander's room, several people quickly pulled Xiao Hai into the bunker, and joined forces to throw him high, celebrating the victory.

"You are a pure man, you are so powerful, you have subdued the female man."

"Boss Xiao, good job, you will be our big brother from now on."

"How did you do it, tell us quickly, and we will have a way to deal with strong women in the future."

After celebrating, the four of them turned Xiao Hai in the middle to find out how to deal with Battalion Commander Song.

Ever since they met Battalion Commander Song, they had never defeated her. The four of them worked together to avoid gaining the upper hand. Xiao Hai defeated her by himself. The four of them were very curious and wanted to learn how to fight.

Xiao Hai chuckled, glanced at the four of them and said, "It's no problem if you want to learn, but you don't have enough sincerity."

"Why are we not sincere enough? Aren't we all humbly asking for advice?"

"Ahem, do you have any used cannon shells or shells here? Get some. I'll give them to my friends as souvenirs. Also, it's almost time for dinner, so don't ask me Drink a glass of wine and taste the food at your base, is this considered sincere?"

Cheng Tianxing ran away as soon as he heard it. After a while, he brought over a dozen cannonballs, all of which were fired, and then made complete cannonballs with the recovered bullets and shells, but there was no explosive inside, just pure handicrafts. Xiao Hai said in front of him: "Boss Xiao, these should be enough, if not enough, I will get you half a car."

Xiao Hai was very happy playing with the shells, and gave these things to Niu Dazhuang, Liu Tiesheng, Dao Scar and others. They jumped up for joy, and Xiao Duoduo was also very excited when they saw it.

"It's easy to talk about drinking. There are disciplines not to drink alcohol at noon, but you can drink some at night. You can guarantee the authentic Erguotou, don't you think?" Guo Ziang laughed.

"It's almost there."

Lu Shouyi also took off a necklace made of bullets from his neck, and handed it to Xiao Haidao: "There is also this, which is a family heirloom left to me by the old company commander. I cherish it very much, and I will give it to you today. Come with me." Tell me how you defeated Battalion Commander Song."

Xiao Hai nodded in satisfaction, took it and put it on his neck, then stretched out one palm and the index finger of the other hand, and poked the palm with the index finger: "If you have a spear and the enemy has a shield, you Do you want to use your spear to poke the opponent's shield?"

Lu Shouyi nodded and said: "Of course, when the enemy is in front of us, we must bravely charge forward. Only by bravely charging forward can we defeat the enemy. If we are timid, we will only increase the fear in our hearts and lose the courage to fight."

"No." Xiao Hai said with a chuckle, "Have you all learned Sun Tzu's Art of War?"

Some people said that they had seen it, but they hadn't studied it in depth, and some people didn't even read it.

Xiao Hai frowned: "That's you, you don't know what Li Daitao is stiff, watching the fire from the other side, creating something out of nothing, taking advantage of the fire?"

Fan Yuanyuan scratched his head: "I only know the meaning of the word, but I have never actually used it."

"Have you ever used Mao Weiren's "When the enemy advances, we retreat, when the enemy stays, we harass, when the enemy is tired, we attack, and when the enemy retreats, we pursue?"

The four of you look at me, and I look at you, with an expression of not knowing what kind of medicine Xiao Hai sells in the gourd.

Xiao Hai shook his hands at the four of them, looking hopeless: "I say you are doing well. To use a simple analogy, you have a spear, and you don't have to stab the enemy's shield. The consequence of doing that is that you can't Killing the enemy will only damage your own spear. This is Mao Weiren's strategy of advancing and retreating when the enemy is advancing, harassing when the enemy is stationed, attacking when the enemy is tired, and pursuing when the enemy retreats. Avoid its edge and attack its weakness, and you will win grasp."

Fan Yuanyuan suddenly realized: "You mean that if you compete with Commander Song, you can't fight her bravely and fiercely, but you have to fight her wits and wits, find her weak point in attack, and then attack with all your strength!"

"Genius!" Xiao Hai gave a thumbs up and patted Fan Yuanyuan on the shoulder in praise.

With a plop, Fan Yuanyuan was slapped and fell to the ground.

"I said buddy, slow down, you're so skinny, why are you so strong in your hands." Fan Yuanyuan grinned and got up.

Xiao Hai giggled: "I'm praising you for being smart, you're so smart, you're so smart."

"But I still don't understand. We have been looking for Battalion Commander Song's weakness, but we have never found it." Fan Yuanyuan rubbed his shoulders and said.

Xiao Hai giggled: "If you want to understand Commander Song's weakness, you must first understand women. Where are women's weakest?"

"I don't know." Several people shook their heads.

"A bunch of trash!" Xiao Hai yelled, "Face, chest, belly, buttocks, waist, and crotch are all women's weakest places. If a woman holds a knife in her hand, one knife can kill you, but if you attack a woman Crotch and chest, she will give up your life to protect her chest and crotch, this is a woman's characteristics, and it is also a woman's nature, as long as you master these rules, you will be sure of defeating Battalion Commander Song."

After being touched by Xiao Hai, the faces of the four of them all turned red, like pork liver fried with chili.

Guo Ziang waved his hands like a fly: "What are you talking about, breasts and crotch? Even if we know these weaknesses, we can't do this to the battalion commander. That's battalion commander Song. Let's touch her breasts." , Take her crotch, isn't that courting death!"

"Yes, yes, she is the leader."

"No, I won't be able to molest the leader."

"Me too, embarrassed."

Xiao Hai snorted: "It's not too much to call you trash. Let me tell you guys, have you ever studied thick black school, have you ever been a thick black scholar? No matter what you do, don't take face into account. For example, let you defend the Diaoyu Islands, Japan A group of Japanese actresses were sent out to snatch the Diaoyu Islands. They are naked and extremely sexy. They swing their big tits, hold their big buttocks, pout their red lips, and make provocative moves. You blushed and lowered your heads. Don’t dare Look at people, they will kill you if they pick up a gun. For this kind of thing, we have to be thick-faced and black-hearted, and rape them first and then kill them one by one! This not only defends the Diaoyu Islands, but also completes the task. Enjoying the service of an actress, it's the best of both worlds."

Seeing that the eyes of the four people were wide open and none of them spoke, Xiao Hai looked like he hated iron for being weak, he shook his head and then sighed: "What are you talking about, you are so stupid. I will compete with Commander Song later. , you just bite her face, touch her breasts, pinch her buttocks, pick her crotch, irritate her and make her mess up. Only then can you defeat her. What is your goal? To defeat her, as long as you achieve For the purpose, don’t worry about your face or your leadership, do you hear me?”

"We seem to understand that in order to achieve our goal, we have to do everything recklessly, regardless of means, regardless of gains and losses, and regardless of face." Fan Yuanyuan murmured.

Xiao Hai patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your boy is right, but you still have understanding!"

Guo Ziang also nodded: "Since this is the case, you can teach us a little bit. What you said just now about grasping the buttocks, touching the buttocks, etc., show us all of them one by one. We must learn it seriously."

Xiao Hai once again despised Guo Ziang: "What is grabbing hands? It's called Fuhu Eighteen. Tigers, of course, refer to tigresses. The places to grab, of course, are the key parts. Chest, buttocks, waist , belly, crotch, face, you can talk when appropriate, if you don’t understand what you say, let me teach you.”

Xiao Hai led the four of them to the sand pit, and began to teach the movements of fighting with Song Yaxin just now, and broke them down one by one, explaining them in detail and tirelessly.

The four of them were very devoted to learning, very open-minded, not ashamed to ask questions, and listened carefully.

In less than half an hour, the four of them fully understood the essentials of the action.So Xiao Hai sat aside to observe, and the four of them formed a pair and began to practice against each other.

At the beginning, the movements of the four were very unfamiliar, but later they became very proficient.

Later, the four of them really fought each other, because someone pulled out the crotch a little too hard and almost broke the bird's egg.

Xiao Hai couldn't see it well, the four of them were full of gunpowder, and hurried to the far away room to watch the fun, fearing that they would splash their own blood.Today, this disaster has become a big one, and it has aroused the blood of the four people.

He was lying behind the window to watch the fun, when suddenly a small white hand grabbed his ear, and he was kicked heavily on his buttocks, causing the buttocks to hurt very much.

"Who is this? There are still people in the army who bully people like this?" His head was not very flexible, Xiao Hai turned his eyes and saw that it was the battalion commander Song Yaxin, staring at him with big watery eyes.

"Oh, good battalion commander Song, aren't you lying in your room? How did you get into this room?"

"Nonsense, this is my house. I wanted to rest for a while, but when I saw you, I got angry, so I had to get up and fix you, and get you a dragon! Tell me, what kind of stupid moves did you use today to win?" I?"

"***---++****" Xiao Hai pursed his lips and hesitated for a while, then he couldn't help sticking out his tongue when he looked back. This room really belonged to Battalion Commander Song, and he personally delivered it to the door.

"What, I didn't hear you clearly!" Song Yaxin increased her strength and spun half a circle carelessly.

"Ouch, aunt, please slow down, I'm talking about the eighteen catches of the crouching tiger."

"Tiger? You think of me as a tigress, don't you? Tigress catches you casually. If you see it, how will you deal with it!"