Merry small electric farmer

"Oh, you can guess this matter... No, you can figure it out, it's amazing, master, tell me, why does our house have a sinister atmosphere?" Shi Hongjiang showed a smile. A charming smile on his face.

The little monk waved his hand hastily: "The heavenly secrets must not be revealed. If you tell these secrets to you, the master will punish you."

Shi Hongjiang hurriedly took out two red tickets and stuffed them into the hands of the young monk: "Master, you can be more flexible and burn a few more sticks of incense for the Buddha. This is the incense money, you take it."

The young monk looked at the two red tickets, and then handed them to Shi Hongjiang: "No, no, no, master has a heavy responsibility, I can't bear it."

Shi Hongjiang gritted his teeth, took out eight more red tickets from his pocket, and patted them together in the hands of the young monk: "This is the way to go, please tell me."

The little monk clicked his lips: "It's not that I, a little monk, fancy your money, but because I saw the sincerity of the donor. Well, I'll let you know today, and I hope the Buddha will not punish you severely, Amitabha."

The little monk carefully put away the money, then closed his hands together, pinched his fingers with the other, closed his eyes tightly, and muttered in his mouth.

After about 5 minutes, the little monk slowly opened his eyes, glanced at the curious three brothers and said: "Almsgiver, look at your three houses, all of which have the southwest gate. The southwest gate is called Yinmen or ghost gate. The southeast gate is the auspicious Yang gate, and the location is very inappropriate. Look at the built toilet. The toilet is a dirty door, which should be in the shade, that is, the southwest corner of the house, but it is placed at the southeast gate, suppressing the auspicious energy of Yang. The street gate of your house is opposite to the north-south alley. It is taboo for the street gate to face the intersection. A shadow wall should be built here. The master bedroom should be in the east, and the children's bedroom should be in the west. Going out of the door, you three households are all reversed, suppressing yang energy and releasing yin energy, so it is a house of yin evil."

The three of you look at me, I look at you, and then look up at the unified format of the three houses, and can't help but nod secretly: what the little monk said makes sense, the toilet and the door are misplaced, which is different from the workshops of other residents. Made it during renovation last year.

"Master, what should we do next to get rid of this evil spirit?" Shi Hongjiang hurriedly filled the little monk with water.

The little monk rubbed his chin and said: "This is not easy to handle. The evil spirit cannot be removed for the time being. Fengshui changes with time. Your house was remodeled a year ago. If you want to change the evil spirit Qi, it will take three years to turn around, this is called Yang Yang."

Shi Hongjiang smacked his lips: "I still have to endure three years of yin and evil, maybe there will be some mildew, so there is no other way?"

"Yes, the whole family will move out and get rid of this house." The little monk smiled faintly.

"Hahaha..." Shi Honghai laughed loudly: "Boy, you are not sent by the demolition headquarters, are you? Let us move the whole family out, just sign the compensation right away and let them demolish the house."

The little monk smiled faintly: "A monk jumps out of the Three Realms, is not in the Five Elements, and never lies when he travels around the world. This benefactor will believe it if he can believe it. If he doesn't believe it, I won't force it. This little monk will go."

After finishing speaking, the little monk stood up and was about to go out, shaking his broken cattail fan.

Shi Hongjiang hastily stretched out his hand to stop him, Shi Honghai snorted coldly: "I said monk, if you don't want to lie, then tell me, why is my son turned nine turns to yin?"

The little monk pointed at Shi Honghai with a cattail fan: "My benefactor, you are so smart. You want to use the method of provocation to let me tell your son's fate. I will make an exception today, fulfill your wish and reveal some secrets. Did your son not know the fate of the year before last?" Broke three ribs in a car accident and nearly died?"

"Ah? Oh, you guessed it right, what else?" Shi Honghai raised his eyebrows.

"Shortly after the car accident, your son was infused with a fluid in the hospital. The doctor misprepared the medicine and almost lost his life."

"This..., what else?"

"After being discharged from the hospital, I went to a friend's house to play. The Tibetan mastiff of the friend's house broke the iron chain and almost ate him. Last year, he drank too much with his friends and was almost drunk to death by fake alcohol. He fell off the bed and almost fell when he fell asleep. I almost got electrocuted when I went to repair the leaky roof on the roof; I was almost stabbed to death when I ate a big bass; I was almost drowned in the sea when I was playing at the beach."

"This...how do you know this?" Shi Honghai's eyes were as wide as copper bells.

In the past two years, he has been lamenting the bad fate. His son who is not up to expectations often has accidents, and almost loses his life every time. He really wants to ask Daxian to take a look. What is going on? .

"I peeked at the secrets of heaven. This is something that cannot be explained to outsiders. This little monk has violated the rules of heaven. It's a sin, a sin." The young monk clasped his palms together, murmured something, bowed his head and confessed his crime.

"Fa...Master, you said that my wife committed suicide, and my daughter's future is uncertain. What's going on?" Shi Hongtao began to ask.

The little monk chuckled: "If the calculation is good, your wife is six years younger than you, much younger than you, and she is also very beautiful."

Shi Hongtao nodded confidently: "Not bad, not bad, you should have seen it just now, it's not your calculation, what else?"

"This fate should be a man's love, and only men have the luck of love. But your wife has a good girlfriend, who should be not far from here, sexy, slender, and handsome."

Zhang Hongtao sucked in his saliva, and the shadow of Yang Hongtao appeared in front of his eyes, tall and slender, with big eyes, double eyelids, and fair skin, just like steamed white steamed buns. Maybe, the trembling when walking makes people feel the desire to reach out and hold it, and it must feel very refreshing to the touch.

This Yang Hongtao often came to play at his house, she was sweet-talking, her brother-in-law was very cute, Shi Hongtao was very puzzled, could it be that Yang Hongtao had something to do with what the little monk said?Or, is there something wrong with my wife's sexual orientation?

"You guessed wrong. It's not that the woman likes your wife, nor is it that your wife has a problem with her sexual orientation. It's that through the relationship with that woman, your wife will cheat."

"Ah? No way, my wife is a responsible person." Zhang Hongtao's legs gave way and he almost sat on the ground. He knew that his wife had some gossip, and he didn't believe it was true, but he didn't have the confidence to refute the young monk's words.

The little monk shook his head and continued: "I suggest, let your wife stay away from her. Besides, your daughter has found three jobs after graduating from university, and this third job is not very stable, which is different from her boyfriend. Relationship. Her boyfriend likes to be close to women, he is passionate and lustful, and he will break up with this kid sooner or later, and then your daughter will be able to choose another high branch, whether it is bad luck or good luck, the future is uncertain."

"Master, this...how can this be good? A monk is compassionate. Please save my family. I kowtow to you." With a plop, Shi Hongtao fell to his knees.

The little monk in front of me is too profound, and he said everything about his wife and daughter in detail, as if he saw it with his real eyes, it was so effective.

"Master, please save my son. He has been weak and sick since he was a child, and he has suffered so much when he grows up. I don't want him to make any mistakes." Worried about the future, if the transfer is unsuccessful, his only hope will be shattered.There was no other way but to seek help from the Living Buddha in front of him.

Shi Hongjiang also wanted to kneel down on the ground, the evil spirit of the homestead must be cleared away, so as not to bring bad luck to the whole historian.

The little monk waved his hand to stop Shi Hongjiang from kneeling down, and said with a slight smile, "There are five elements in nature - gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and the elements are divided into yin and yang. All things are born with each other, and all things are restrained by each other. You want to know how to get rid of the evil spirit in the house, This is also the main reason why your second brother's son is in trouble, your third brother's wife is murdered, and your daughter's future is uncertain."

"Then what to do, Master." Shi Hongjiang shook his hands anxiously.

"There are two ways to solve it. One is to break the house. Following the government's wish, give them the house. You can replace it with a building, which can avoid the evil spirit. It is simple and effective. I want to make a statement, the poor The monk is not the government's lobbyist, the government does not give me incense money, and the monks travel around the world and don't care about trivial matters in the world."

"How could the mage be a lobbyist for the government? No, no, what about the second method?" Shi Hongjiang answered hastily, wanting to hear the little monk's next words very much.

The little monk took a sip of tea and shook the fan again: "The second method is to break the yin. The poor monk will not give a shit about the way to break it. I can tell you directly. Remove the toilet in the southwest and put five pots of herbal plants. The earth and the wood are supplemented, and the shady wood is no problem; the southeast wing room is demolished, and a toilet can be built, and the door should be opened to the south to replenish the yang; a deep well is dug in the main house, and the well mouth is directly facing the roof to replenish the water. , In this way, yin and yang complement each other, and earth and wood coerce each other, and 20.00% of the yin energy can be broken."

"Looking at a deep well, 20.00% of Yin Qi?" Shi Hongjiang murmured: "Digging a well in a house can't support the frame and hit the platform. How did it break?"

The little monk sighed and said: "It depends on your good fortune. You need to offer incense money to the Buddha. The unit is 50, and every [-] is a group. According to my observation, you should supply at least ten groups, which is [-] yuan." Only the incense money can completely break the yin energy of the three of you."

"50, this is...too much." Shi Honghai couldn't help but sighed.

The little monk smiled faintly: "The 50 yuan still depends on the situation. Only by interspersing with me can you save your son's life, and the bright future of your third daughter and wife. I have already said it thoroughly. You can think about it. I will go first." gone."

Shi Hongjiang grabbed the little monk's hand: "Master, don't leave, let's think about it again, 50 is not a small amount, even if we get the money, we have to make it together. Wait a moment, let's discuss it."