Merry small electric farmer

"There is something even more amazing, and what is even more amazing is that he walked out of the door, and I went to see him off. When I stood on the wide avenue, I didn't find his shadow at all, just like a poem. Written, gently, he left without leaving a cloud." Shi Hongjiang took a sip of water to moisten his parched throat.

Shi Jinbiao took a sip of his tea, smiled lightly and said, "My dear brother, these are all tricks of charlatans. I often encounter them too. They tell me to calculate my official luck. I haven't been promoted for five fucking years. He But he said that my official fortune is prosperous. This is not a lie. Don’t listen to their nonsense, you just stick to one reason, and you won’t move if you don’t pay 30 yuan. You can rest assured that I will sit for you on the government’s side, the court Compulsory execution can't be carried out by you, do you understand?"

"The master said that my house has evil spirits. If I don't move out, I will be in great trouble within three years. What should I do?"

"There is no shadow, that's to trick you into relocating. It must be that there is no good way to learn from that old thing, so he wanted to cheat you with this method. Fuck, he wants to cheer me up and compete for the reserve seat of the deputy county magistrate." , You made a wrong calculation!" Shi Jinbiao smiled faintly, but secretly gritted his teeth, two clear tooth marks were printed on his face.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Please come in."

The beautiful waiter walked in with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, Mr. Shi, I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation. There is a monk outside who wants to see you."

"Monk? What kind of monk? It's the monk that annoys me the most. Don't see me!" Shi Jinbiao was extremely annoyed by the monk, and frowned in disgust.

The server handed over a large blue and white porcelain bowl, not too big, but very refined: "He said he will show you this, and you will see him."

Shi Jinbiao took the bottle and looked it up and down, and couldn't help but frowned: "You...let him in."

After a while, the door opened, and a thin monk walked in with a harmless smile on his face.

Shi Hongjiang was delighted when he saw it. This was the eminent monk who had gone to his house. He hurriedly stood up and greeted him and said, "Hey, eminent monk, you are here. Please sit down quickly and drink tea. How do you know?" Am I here?"

The little monk sat down on the sofa unceremoniously, waving the cattail fan with his right hand, and closing his left hand, he smiled at Shi Hongjiang: "Sometimes in fate must be there, and there is always time in fate. Don't force it. This benefactor, the little monk leaked it to me." Heavenly secret, you spread it everywhere again, and the Buddha was furious, so I came here to remind you, don’t go too far in dealing with people.”

Shi Hongjiang was so frightened that his legs softened and he sat on the ground, and said with aggrieved face: "Master, it's not that I leaked the secret, it's because this matter is related to the vital interests of historians..."

"Okay, okay, sit aside!" Shi Jinbiao interrupted Shi Hongjiang, and then turned his head to look up and down at the little monk: "Didn't you come to see me? Why did you come to remind Lao Shi? Don't get the subject wrong, what do you want from me?"

The little monk twisted his buttocks and turned to Shi Jinbiao, took a sip of water from his teacup very impolitely, causing Shi Jinbiao to frown again, the eminent monk Dede wouldn't do that, it was too rude.

"This benefactor, I'm here to find benefactor Shi, and I want to talk to you at the same time. You saw this treasure of mine. I got it by alms. I'm a monk. It's useless to ask for this thing. I know that Master Shi likes antiques, so I come to offer you treasures."

"You want to sell it to me?" Shi Jinbiao glanced at the big bowl.

"Yes Yes."

"Then how much do you want?"

The little monk scratched his head and said, "Although I don't know much about the market of antiques, I also know that this is a genuine antique. Look, how about giving me [-]?"

"One hundred thousand?" Shi Jinbiao laughed so hard that his teeth almost fell to the ground: "I said that you, a monk, also love money. Although this thing is exquisite in workmanship, delicate in texture and has an ancient charm, it is a pure modern imitation. To say that 2000 yuan is a bit much for you, this thing is worth 500 yuan."

The little monk stared wide-eyed, with an expression of discovering the new continent, and said in surprise: "No way, the benefactor said that it cost more than 40 yuan to buy, so 10 yuan is not worth it?"

Shi Jinbiao nodded and said: "That's right, he is fooling you. This is a Xuande blue and white skimming bowl. Xuande blue and white skimming bowls usually have three layers of decorations painted on the bowl and four layers of decorations on the outside of the bowl. If there is a genuine one When you place it here, you will find that compared with the real product, it has roughly the same fetal glaze at first glance, with a skimming mouth and ring feet. But if you look closely, you will find that the lower part of the bowl belly converges too slowly, and the bowl belly is fuller, while the real one Therefore, this is a high-end replica, I can give you 2000 yuan, no more, and it is pure deceit to say that it is worth 10 yuan."

"Really, it seems that I was fooled by that benefactor." The little monk chuckled, put the bowl aside, looked Shi Jinbiao up and down, and said in amazement: "Oh sir, I see your seal is dark, If the facial features are out of position, there may be a catastrophe."

Shi Jinbiao laughed, waved his hands and said, "I said monk, your rhetoric doesn't work for me at all, so you can't cure me with old Chinese medicine, but give me folk remedies. Tell me, what did you want me for?"

The little monk grinned, turned his head and waved the cattail fan to Shi Hongjiang and said, "This benefactor, I want to give a divination to this benefactor who doesn't believe in me. Please take refuge for a while, are you willing?"

"Yes, I am willing, master, please tell me, I will go out now." The master said, there is no reason not to listen, Shi Hongjiang raised his foot and walked out.

Shi Jinbiao wanted to keep him. This is the place he booked, so it's not a place for the young monk to make decisions at will. The young monk smiled lightly: "Don't worry, benefactor, I want to tell you some secrets in private."

Seeing Shi Hongjiang go out and close the door, Shi Jinbiao snorted coldly, and leaned back on the sofa: "Say what you have to say quickly, especially your purpose, I don't like wordy words, Don't waste my time either, my time is precious."

"Amitabha, I didn't expect Director Shi to be a cheerful person." The little monk took the porcelain bowl and shook it: "Then let me tell you happily, this bowl was donated to me by President Xi, that is, Xi Min. Does Director Shi have any impression?"

"Xi Min?" Shi Jinbiao raised his head and looked the monk up and down: "You know her? So what if she donated it to you, it has nothing to do with me, and I don't have any impression."

"Hahaha..." The little monk laughed loudly: "Don't be foolish, Director Shi. You know where this bowl comes from. Do you want me to find out? Well, I will make it clear that this bowl is from Xi Min. I bought it from your Baoxinzhai, which cost 43 yuan, and you set the price for me at 500 yuan. It is estimated that there should be no less than a few dozen such large bowls in your Baoxinzhai. I am right. Bar."

"You are talking nonsense. Baoxinzhai is not mine. I don't even know if there is a big bowl." Shi Jinbiao raised his eyebrows.

"Since it's not yours, why did you introduce many real estate agents to buy antiques in that shop?" The little monk chuckled.

Shi Jinbiao slapped the table and said: "Boy, what right do you have to ask me this? Are you full and have nothing to do? Hurry up and get out of here, and don't fart in front of me!"

The little monk was startled, flinched back and said with a smile, "Oh, that's what a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry. Director Shi, I tell you from the bottom of my heart, your seal is indeed dark, and your bad luck is about to come."

"Boy, don't let him pretend to be a ghost. Who are you and what are you here for? Tell me in detail. If I can help, I can help you. Today is also considered as our acquaintance." Shi Jinbiao said in a relieved tone.

The little monk chuckled, shook the big bowl in his hand and said, "Happy, so happy, since Director Shi said it, then I will tell you clearly. My purpose is to let the Shi family move the house, so don't stand in the way." , and don’t come up with any bad ideas. In layman’s terms, it’s just to do more personnel work. I know you don’t take money, you don’t drink too much in the hotel, and I haven’t seen you give gifts to the secretary of the county party committee. It’s just a little Collecting hobby."

Shi Jinbiao nodded confidently: "I'm not bragging in front of you, I'm the cleanest cadre in Sangzhou City."

The little monk curled his lips: "Don't be too happy, your collecting hobby has also formed a chain of indirect bribery! Don't think that it is very meticulous and flawless. I already have sufficient evidence of your bribery. The shop owner belongs to your mistress. Dear sister, you can’t stand the censorship of this point in front of the Disciplinary Committee. If you help me, we don’t need to mention this matter, it will pass like a cloud of smoke. If you insist on going your own way, we will ride a donkey to read the songbook——go Just wait and see."

With a bang, the large antique bowl fell to the ground and immediately turned into several pieces.

Shi Jinbiao frowned again, looked the little monk up and down, his voice trembling: "You... who are you?"

The little monk leaned back, took out a cigarette and lit it, and took a puff of smoke and said: "Whether you want to change your name, or change your name when you sit, my name is Xiao Hai."

"Xiao Hai?!" Shi Jinbiao was taken aback, pointed at him with trembling fingers and said, "Xiao Hai who opened Shizhen Chicken Restaurant?"

"Yes."

Shi Jinbiao took a long breath and was silent for 2 minutes before continuing: "Who am I? It turns out that I am a small farmer from Xiaogezhuang. Listen, boy, I didn't get involved with the relocation. And, the historian's request is not too high, if you take an extra 30, the relocation will be settled, it's a very simple matter, and there's no need for him to play tricks here!"

Xiao Hai chuckled: "You mean, you don't really care if someone checks your heart."

"Cut!" Shi Jinbiao curled his lips: "I don't pay much attention to the county magistrate and secretary of the county party committee, and the county discipline inspection committee is even a piece of cake. Let me tell you, in three months, I will go to Xingcheng Road East District to serve as deputy secretary." County magistrate, I don't care about the land of Sangzhou City anymore!"