Merry small electric farmer

Xiao Hai chuckled: "The stricter you say it, the more urgent the situation is, the better, so that the masses will attack in groups, and we can benefit from it."

Liu Dongsheng left very excitedly.Liu Na chatted with Song Yaxin, there was no room for Xiao Hai to intervene, and he was completely treated as air.

The little electric baton stared at him angrily, pulled Liu Na's white hand and said, "Little Nana, let's fight the landlord together, the two of you have a lively chat, it doesn't matter if I'm by the side, don't you neglect her. "

Liu Na curled her lips: "Are you still bored? There is a beautiful woman on the left and a young girl on the right. Recently, I met a Japanese girl, holding hands, shoulder to shoulder, and eating and watching movies for a while. That guy Intimate ones, even more intimate than passionate lovers, and almost sat on my lap while watching a show, as for that?"

Song Yaxin covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Xiaona, don't misunderstand Xiao Hai, I let him approach that Japanese girl."

"You?" Liu Na was taken aback: "No way, you actually gave a piece of good mutton to the wolf's mouth."

Song Yaxin laughed loudly: "You are wrong, it is not a good piece of mutton, and Xiao Hai is not a wolf's mouth. If it were a wolf's mouth, your good meat would have been eaten up by the wolf's mouth."

"Fuck you." Liu Na punched Song Yaxin and said, "Why isn't Maria Ozawa a good piece of meat?"

"This matter is confidential, we don't need to talk about it, anyway, Xiao Hai didn't approach her just to pick her up, you can rest assured about that. Come on, the three of us fighting landlords, whoever loses will cook tomorrow morning."

Liu Na bought playing cards from a small supermarket, and the three fought for the landlord.

Xiao Hai came up with a lottery, and whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing, which is more exciting to play.

As soon as this remark came out, the two of them beat him up, Xiao Hai was so wronged that he almost cried, thinking of such a good idea and beating someone, is it easy for me?

In the end, the three of them agreed to stick a note, and whoever lost would stick a note on his face.

In less than half an hour, Xiao Hai had his face covered with notes, like a door curtain. The appearance was very funny, which made the two girls laugh out loud.

Originally, Xiao Hai's level of playing cards was still acceptable, so it was no problem to deal with the two little girls.However, the two beauties teamed up to bully him, and if they lost, they would be counted, or if they won, they would be doubled, which made Xiao Hai lose his temper.

After playing until eleven o'clock in the evening, the unfair battle was over. Liu Na left Song Yaxin to live at home and asked Xiao Hai to return to her own home.How could Song Yaxin agree, she had to stay with Xiao Hai, this was an order from the leader, she insisted on carrying out the protection task.

There was no other way, Liu Na had no choice but to let Xiao Hai and the two sleep on the same kang, but a curtain was drawn in the middle of the kang.Before going to bed, he was given a systematic ideological education, so that he must consciously abide by the socialist citizen's moral code of conduct, and not go too far, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.

Xiao Haimei was so beautiful that his nose and eyes were bubbling. Even though they were separated by a curtain, he was sleeping on the same kang with two beauties.

After the two of them fell asleep, Xiao Hai quietly lifted the curtain to see that four big eyes were quietly staring at his wicked eyes.

Xiao Hai's heart turned cold, and he yelled inwardly that it's not good, if he wanted to peep and was caught, it would be a wonder if he didn't get beaten.

Just as he expected, the two rushed over, one twisted his arm, the other pulled his leg, the other pulled his ear, and the other twisted his thigh, beating Xiao Hai until he howled like hell, crying for his father and mother, he almost knelt down and begged for mercy.

After beating Xiao Hai up, the two girls fell asleep beautifully, and Xiao Hai fell asleep as well, wiping away his tears.

How can there be a place where there are delicious things that are put on people's mouths, and it's fine if they don't let people eat them. If you look at them, you will be beaten. This world is too unfair!

Early the next morning, Xiao Hai obediently made a breakfast, millet porridge, scallion pancakes, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and spicy tofu, all of which tasted very good.

Wu Qinglian was very surprised, and praised Xiao Hai as a real man who could take care of both inside and outside the house, which made Liu Dongsheng roll his eyes.

Song Yaxin gave her thumbs up after eating the scallion pancake: "Xiao Hai, little Nana got into a honey pot by marrying you, she is so happy, she looks good, she can cook and make money, how wonderful Man."

Liu Na curled her lips: "He looks good? Which of your eyes can see that he looks good? It's really pissed off. Cooking is just a whim. It's because you lost the card last night. You haven't been there. At his house, more than 80 pairs of socks were thrown on the dining table together, the pants were thrown on the TV, the dust on the computer was thicker than fingers, and the smell in the room was like a toilet. Do you think you can be happy with such a person? "

Song Yaxin took a bite of the scallion pancake and said with a smile: "Oh, Xiaona, it seems that you are not satisfied. Such a good man, if you don't want me, I will take it. Don't say that sisters are not enough to grab your boyfriend."

"Take it, there are water radishes that cost two cents a handful, there are plenty of them all over the street."

Liu Na waved her hand generously, took a bite of the pancake with her small white teeth, and then glanced at Xiao Hai.Seeing Xiao Hai eating with a smirk on his face, he raised his hand and punched him, shouting: "What are you laughing at, I will punish you not to eat."

Xiao Hai hurriedly stopped laughing, and said solemnly: "I said you two are good friends, and you didn't say whether you should grab it or not. I'll just be your boyfriend together."

After finishing talking, Xiao Hai felt that he had said the wrong thing. This problem of talking nonsense just can't be changed, and he will definitely suffer.

As expected, the two beat Xiao Hai violently again, and almost beat out the cake they ate and fed it to the dog.

After the three of them had eaten, Liu Na was going to work in the hospital.Xiao Hai planned to go to the farm to have a look, but Song Yaxin asked to accompany her to the shopping mall. Seeing that the New Year was coming, she wanted to get some new clothes when she went home.

Xiao Hai secretly laughed in his heart, girls just love beauty, and soldiers are all in military uniforms inside and out, so there is no chance to wear new clothes of ordinary people.

If Battalion Commander Song has a request, Xiao Hai has to meet it, but he still has to tease Xiao Nizi. How can you protect people like you? If the target of protection does not ask for action, but you ask to go shopping, isn't that an active exposure of the target?This is no protection at all, it's clearly the feeling that Captain Song lacks the nourishment of a boyfriend and is looking for his companionship.

The words made Yingying Commander Song pouted all the time, saying that he would not go to the supermarket, but went to the farm in Xiaojiazhuang.

Seeing that the small pursed mouth could tie eight donkeys, Xiao Hai laughed so hard that his waist was almost broken.

The laughter continued, and Xiao Hai was beaten again.After coaxing Battalion Commander Song, the two went to the largest Shengshi Shopping Plaza in the county.

After wandering around the women's clothing section on the third floor for an hour, Xiao Hai bought three very fashionable clothes, and Xiao Hai settled the account with a wink.

Song Yaxin refused to let him say anything, Xiao Hai shook the bank card and said: "This is all small money. I have not paid me the bonus I paid for Maria Ozawa. Then pay me with the money for clothes. Don't forget."

The three pieces of clothes cost more than 9000 yuan. If it was half a year ago, Xiao Qian would have gritted his teeth with heartache. He had saved 20 yuan for more than 3 years.Now, 9000 yuan for a small electric baton is like nine cents. It is a real small money. The spoken saying of the southerners: drizzle!

The two went to the second floor again, and saw colorful and sexy underwear, some with lace, some half-wrapped, some seamless, some transparent and translucent, with various styles, very beautiful.Xiao Hai asked Song Yaxin to buy two more underwear to wear instead. He can ignore the money, and she will pay for it herself.

One sentence caused Song Yaxin to punch and kick again.The customers on the side couldn't help talking, saying that young people nowadays are flirtatious, and it's too indecent to touch their hands in a big shopping mall.

Xiao Hai originally wanted to refute the people, the women who were arrested in the Southern Prostitution Sweepstakes didn't blush, what's the matter with you, old man, because we are messing around.

I thought so in my heart, but didn't say it out of my mouth, it's better to make less trouble.

After shopping and returning to the car, Song Yaxin took out a watch from her pocket, glared and said, "This watch is for you, go on."

The watch is very delicate, with a hollowed-out dial, inlaid with diamonds, a stainless steel strap, and double butterfly snap buttons. The brand is known to be Omega. It is a world-renowned watch, and the cheapest one costs more than 2 yuan.

Xiao Hai was taken aback, took the watch and exclaimed: "That Sister Song, you gave me this thing, are you showing your love to me?"

"Show your size, you helped to get close to Maria Ozawa, and successfully completed the task of catching the spy. He was very grateful. He specially bought a watch, which is more atmospheric, and looks much better than the one you are wearing now."

Xiao Hai complained about this in his heart. Girls like to give watches as gifts. What he wears is the Shanghai watch that Liu Na gave him. It is a national brand. It is very grand and has a sense of national pride.

Elanie gave him another Rolex, worth two hundred thousand yuan, which was so luxurious that he didn't dare to wear it. The true nature of a small farmer warned him not to be too ostentatious.

Now Song Yaxin gave another Omega, a famous watch worth tens of thousands of yuan, very beautiful.

It seems that the left sleeve is really cut off, and the watch is worn from the wrist to the shoulder.

Seeing that Xiao Hai didn't intend to take off the Shanghai watch, Song Yaxin frowned: "What's wrong, giving you a watch is like taking poison, don't you like it?"

Xiao Hai scratched his head and said with a smile: "When did you buy the watch? Why didn't I see you buy it? Your hands are very fast. You must have stolen a classmate's pencil when you were young. You have solid basic skills."

Song Yaxin punched him: "Fuck you, you were a thief before, you didn't buy the watch today, you bought it three days ago. But let me tell you, it's not because you bought clothes for me. Returning you a watch, this is my gratitude to you, don't get it wrong."

"No, no, actually I understand your heart." Xiao Hai giggled and almost used the lyrics of "Actually You Don't Know My Heart".

"It's fine if you don't, pick it up quickly, and let me put it on for you, throw away the watch on your hand, it's a bit worthless."