Merry small electric farmer

"Fart your mother, the taste is so bad!" After losing face in front of Xiao Hai, Jia Renhui didn't save face for the female manager at all. smashed.

The female manager was so frightened that she hurriedly begged for mercy, and her humble companionship was not because she couldn't afford to offend Jia Renhui at all.

Jia Renhui couldn't get her face back, so she was not willing to spare her, and the female manager resorted to a woman-specific strategy, crying, making trouble, and hanged herself, falling to the ground and crying loudly.

Xiao Hai waved his hand after seeing it, and asked the female boss to settle the matter with 60 yuan, so that she would stop doing deceitful things in the future.

The female boss hurriedly took the money and handed it over to Xiao Hai, and expressed her gratitude to Xiao Hai. Today, you can drink and play as you please, and everything is free of charge, and each person will be given a membership gold card.

Jia Renhui still wanted to refuse to forgive, but Xiao Hai told him that he had to be forgiving and forgiving, that he should be governed in order to be subdued and not ruled in order to die. This is the way a man behaves.

The words made Sun Yanzi cover her mouth and laugh straight away, and she gave Xiao Hai two winking eyes, which made Xiao Hai's heart flutter.

The corners of Sun Yanzi's pretty eyes hang upwards, her natural fox eyes, and the winks she throws are quite lethal. It is difficult for men to resist her temptation. Xiao Hai suspects that she was a fox in her previous life, but now she is a vixen. With a wave of coquettish energy, it is estimated that it will be unprecedentedly cool when pressed under the crotch.

Hearing Xiao Hai's suggestion, Jia Renhui also felt that what he had done was not right, that his small-bellied style was unmanly, so he gave up and asked the waiter to clean up the house and sweep out the wine bottle that Jia Renhui dropped , Several people started drinking and playing cards.

The wine is still the "little Lafite" that the female boss said. Everyone drank a lot.He also had a great time playing poker, even though Xiao Hai didn't know how to play, he actually won 10 yuan, which is so fucking cool.

In the end everyone was tired, Jia Ren would lie on the sofa to sleep, Gong Meichen and the others felt tired.Xiao Hai also wants to rest.

Sun Yanzi was very interested, and wanted to play blackjack with Xiao Hai for a while.

Seeing the little white hand holding his arm, Xiao Hai couldn't refuse, since there was nothing wrong with it anyway, it wouldn't be a bad thing to play with her more, and touching the tender hand was also a kind of enjoyment.

But this time the lottery is not money, but to take off clothes, whoever loses will take off one piece of clothes.

"I made a mistake and came to take off my clothes. This is too exciting."

Xiao Hai was secretly happy but also troubled, because he obviously didn't wear as many clothes as Sun Yanzi, and if he won or lost, he would strip off his clothes early and be watched by the vixen.

"How about Mr. Xiao Hai, are you afraid of taking off your clothes?" Sun Yanzi stretched her head, only ten centimeters away from Xiao Hai's head, Xiaohong pouted her mouth into an O-shape, and blew on his face Aroma, half-squinting his eyes and looked over, his expression extremely seductive.

This is temptation, naked temptation!

The most stupid bird in the world!

Xiao Hai leaned forward, and was about to kiss that seductive little red mouth, but Sun Yanzi swayed away, then covered her mouth and snickered, her chest trembling with laughter.

You fucker, if you tempt me again, I will eat you!

Xiao Hai snorted coldly and said: "There is nothing in this world that I, Xiao Hai, fear. I can play with you whatever you want."

When the other people heard that they were playing cards to take off their clothes, they immediately became interested and gathered around the two of them to watch the fun.The one who yelled the most was Gong Meichen. Although she was usually introverted and didn't like to talk, she immediately proposed to be a referee when she heard that she took off her clothes.

Xiao Hai defined this girl as a flirtatious prodigal girl!

At the beginning of the game, Sun Yanzi lost for the first time and caught 26 points. She shyly took off her coat and looked at Xiao Hai while taking it off. Did you do the stage in the ballroom?

Xiao Hai lost the second and third times. Amidst the shouts of several people, Xiao Hai took off his coat and pants.

The fourth time and the fifth time Sun Yanzi lost, she took off her sweater and skirt, and still winked at Xiao Hai while taking it off, Xiao Hai further confirmed that she was a fox in her previous life, much more charming and coquettish than her mother.

Xiao Hai lost two more times, took off his sweater and sweater, and there were not many clothes left inside, only two pieces.

Next, Sun Yanzi lost three times. She took off her camisole, body pants and three underwear, and there was a T-shaped panty inside.

Xiao Hai almost spit out nosebleeds, this is too sexy, even wearing so many layers, he is not afraid of getting bored.

Xiao Hai lost two more times. He took off his autumn clothes and long trousers and only his underwear was left. Due to Sun Yanzi's seduction, the underwear had already been slapped up, causing several people to scream at the same time. He covered his mouth, his eyes were as wide as glass balls.

Gong Meichen even put her head in front of her for a closer look, as if she had discovered a new world: "Mr. Xiao Hai, what are you hiding in your underwear? It must be a pistol."

Xiao Hai chuckled: "It's indeed a gun, but it's not a pistol, but a water gun. Do you want to play?"

Gong Meichen giggled: "If you want to play, cut it off."

The game was still going on, and Sun Yanzi lost twice again. Amid the shouts of several people, she took off her bra and thong panties, revealing a pair of big white rabbits and a pair of snowy buttocks. Unfortunately, the big white rabbits were buckled with a pair of silicone There are nipple stickers, and a pair of white thong panties are sandwiched between the snowy buttocks, and the key parts are not exposed at all.

Xiao Hai's nose bleeds, does this girl know that she is playing a stripping game today, wearing so many layers on purpose, it's like peeling cabbage, one layer after another, several layers are still not completely removed.

Then Xiao Hai lost, and several people shouted in unison to make Xiao Hai take off his underwear.

Willing to gamble and pay back the debt is a matter of course. Xiao Hai turned around and took off his underwear, and asked Sun Yanzi if she still wanted to play, and if she wanted to play, bet on other things. He didn't want to take off the leather.

After asking several times, no one answered, Xiao Hai looked back and was very surprised, there was no one in the private room, only himself was empty, and no trace of the others, he didn't know where they went.

You are a ****, you were played by that girl, you must be severely punished if you catch her, take off her clothes, eat her meat, and stab her little sister!

Xiao Hai gritted his teeth and looked for his clothes. There wasn't even a thread in the private room, so there were no clothes.

Just when he was at a loss what to do, three policemen walked into the private room, and one policeman held a camera in his hand, snapping more than 100 pornographic photos of the little electric baton.

Another policeman held up handcuffs and handcuffed him. He was shown indecently in front of the public, which seriously violated the social security regulations. He must be detained. He can reserve his opinion, and everything he said will be used as the basis for handling the case. .

Seeing the police for the first time, Xiao Hai was so frightened that his legs were a little weak, thinking that the rape of Zhao Yani had come to light, he was relieved when he heard this, and he didn't take small security punishments seriously.

It’s just that the one who took his picture was a female policeman, which made him feel a little uncomfortable. It’s not good for you to take pictures. You have to take pictures of other people’s little brothers. There are more than 60 pictures taken there. You haven’t seen what’s wrong with this thing. If you like it, I will borrow it from you.

Someone took a towel and wrapped it around Xiao Hai's waist, and several police officers escorted him out of the room.

The police patronize the karaoke hall, and the crazy dancing people don't take it seriously. The dance hall is often patronized by the police, and I have long been used to it.

However, people stopped dancing and looked over curiously.Because the police escorted out one person, his whole body was naked and only a towel was hung, looking as miserable as he could be.

"Damn, if you're so careless, you'll be caught picking up a girl."

"Who told him not to have eyes, he was caught and revealed."

"It must be a drug game. Let's be more careful in the future, otherwise it will be embarrassing and embarrassing."

The dancers were talking about it. At this time, a shrill yet sweet female voice shouted: "Everyone, come and see, there is a man who is very bold and dances naked in the ballroom. He looks very sexy. His name is Xiao Hai." , Xiaoyue's Xiao, the sea of ​​the sea, if any lonely lady is looking for excitement, you can call him at 1393459****, be sure to write down this number, and I promise to leave a magical surprise for the lonely woman!"

Xiao Hai didn't need to raise his head to know that the scream came from Sun Yanzi's sexy mouth. The ears soaked in genetically modified medicine were not usually sensitive. Although the dance hall was very noisy, he could hear it clearly.

"Oh, sister Sun, don't you want to have a one-night stand? I think this kid is suitable, so hurry up and write down the phone number." A little woman with rouge on her face poked the old woman beside her with a smile.

"Xiao Wang, you are a disgrace, you will call me when you are lonely and bored, and you also try to call this person, I think he has a lot of goods, and I promise to satisfy you."

"Really, why don't we make an appointment to play together?"

Called Sister Sun, she smiled lewdly: "Okay, it must be very exciting to play like this."

Becoming the target of a lonely woman's attack, Xiao Hai didn't know a thing, followed the policeman out of the bar with his head down, cursing as he walked: "Little bitch, you made me look bad, let's see how I deal with you!"

After staying in the detention center with his butt naked for 10 minutes, someone delivered the clothes, and they were brand new, new shirt, new sweater, new shoes and new socks. Xiao Hai finally got dressed and sat on the iron bench like a human being. Inside the cage, while waiting for the police to interrogate, you secretly scolded Sun Yanzi for not being a thing, and you will not be spared if you buy new clothes. Just wait and see.

But he was a little curious, the clothes didn't seem to be given by Sun Yanzi, the shoes were of the right size, and the length of the clothes fit him well, as if he knew him very well.

After a while, a policeman walked in and told Xiao Hai to go out.Xiao Hai walked out of the detention room and saw that there was a person standing in the corridor. It wasn't Sun Yanzi who wanted to make an apology as he imagined, nor was it the beautiful policeman who took pictures of him. A look of anger.

"Oh, isn't this Police Officer Jia? When did you come back from a meeting in the provincial capital?" Xiao Hai ran up and hugged Jia Yuting, startling the police behind him.