my wife is a goblin

Happy Christmas Eve, the third update of the third!

Pan Qinqin hugged Taibai's arm, and her full chest sandwiched Taibai's arm.

Taibai smoked, but he didn't pull it out, so he could only take a deep breath, "Damn girl, stop making trouble, if you make trouble again, I won't pay for it today!"

Until this time, Pan Qinqin and the others were not at ease.

Taibai turned his head and looked at the animals who were looking at him enviously, "What are you looking at? Hurry up and send them to the box. The head of the Department of Literature and Art will be here in a while, and I want to welcome them."

Seeing Taibai who was afraid of them like a snake, Pan Qinqin was very upset, but she also knew that entanglement at this time would only annoy Taibai.

But it would be impossible for her to just give up like this.

Since it was impossible to seduce him when he was sober, let him get drunk. As soon as Pan Qinqin gritted her teeth, she started discussing with some girls, and even some girls stared at some animals with threatening faces.

Those animals were both envious and sympathetic to Taibai.

Taibai waited for a long time here, only waiting for his classmates to come, but not the shadow of the director of the Department of Arts.

This made Taibai frown a little, the airs of the literature and art department must be too big.

It wasn't until Qin Chao rushed over that Taibai knew that now the head of the Department of Literature and Art had become Qin Ruoshui, and Qin Ruoshui had already returned home today, so he couldn't catch up.

Taibai shook his eyebrows, "Let's go! Go eat!"

Taibai went directly into the box originally arranged for the students in this class. Whoever wanted to open the door and saw Pan Qinqin and the others with a smug face, none of the classmates could see.

Taibai wanted to withdraw immediately, but how could this group of women give him a chance?

This time Pan Qinqin didn't move, but several other girls ran over and pulled Taibai inside, "My lord, what are you running away, we have some questions about the rehearsal of the show and I want to ask you."

"I don't understand the rehearsal, you should ask your instructor about it tomorrow." Taibai would not be fooled.

"My lord, you agreed to invite us to dinner. What do you mean if you don't stay here? Do you think that you will look down on us if you become a soldier? If so, let's be honest, our sisters are not here to be annoying." Pan Qinqin Looking at Taibai with a displeased face, as long as he nodded, he would leave immediately.

"Of course I didn't mean that!" Taibai wiped the sweat off his forehead, "Isn't it because you are too beautiful and under too much pressure?"

Everyone likes to listen to good words, and the smiles on the faces of the girls in the box immediately increased a lot.

But Pan Qinqin was the only one who didn't like this, "Boss, do you really think we look good?"

"real!"

"Okay, let's take you in this box today. It should be a great honor for you to come here. You are a little green among thousands of flowers. If other men don't have this blessing, don't you think so, sir?" Take a beating, so that Taibai can't say the words to leave.

At the same time, Taibai was very afraid of this woman, your mother, is this really a freshman?Not the head of the nightclub?Or the number one mommy?

Immediately afterwards, Pan Qinqin cheered, "That's great, sir, you're very impressive on the training ground, but we women are not convinced and want to compete with you."

With this smile, Pan Qinqin turned into a young and beautiful sunny girl again.

The huge contrast between before and after made Taibai a little overwhelmed. Although he knew that Pan Qinqin was pretending on purpose, this pretending was too much like an actor's.

"What do you want to compare?" Taibai pulled a chair and sat down.

"Better drinker!"

Taibai pointed to a group of dozens of Yingyingyanyans, "If I fight against a group of you, I will admit defeat."

"Tch, it's meaningless to win like that. We have three people here. Compared with you alone, it's not an advantage. After all, your performance on the training ground is too beastly." Pan Qinqin said with a smile.

"Okay, tell me, how do you compare?"

"It's very simple!" Pan Qinqin directly took out a bottle of beer, then put it down on the table, twisted it hard, and the bottle began to spin, "The mouth of the bottle is aimed at whoever drinks, of course, he only has two directions, either left or On the right, you drink on the left, we drink on the right.”

"Okay, let's choose someone!" Taibai felt that it was quite interesting, and he cooperated even more with the idea of ​​getting them drunk to finish the job.

"I have already chosen, I, Gu Qingyan, and Cheng Yuanyuan."

Taibai took a look, well, these three women can be said to be the most beautiful in this room, but unexpectedly, they are also the ones with the best drinker.

"Okay, let's start!"

Pan Qinqin twisted the bottle, and saw the bottle whirring and spinning, and finally stopped at his position, Taibai picked up a bottle and blew it.

A group of women headed by Pan Qinqin couldn't stop applauding.

The second time, it was still too white.

The third time, it was still Taibai.

This time, Taibai felt something was wrong, even if he was unlucky, it couldn't be him every time.

For the fourth time, Taibai figured it out, this little girl has practiced, specially practiced spinning wine bottles.

Taibai blew another bottle, and his stomach felt a little swollen, so he didn't wait for Pan Qinqin to turn the bottle, and directly pressed the bottle, "No, it's my turn, I'll always drink when you turn it."

Apparently Pan Qinqin was full of confidence and directly gave up to Taibai.

The first two times, Taibai didn't feel the pattern, and he took a bottle on each side. From the third time, he finally found the feeling. For three consecutive rounds, it was all girls drinking.

Each of the three women had more than one bottle, and they didn't seem to feel anything at all.

Taibai quietly circulated samsara to dissolve the alcohol, he didn't want to capsize in the gutter.

After five rounds in a row, it was Taibai again, ten bottles in a row. Even if he was relieved by the samsara true energy, Taibai's stomach would still be very swollen. The strength of the alcohol was dissolved, but the water could not be dissolved.

Taibai went directly to the toilet to drain the water and came back to continue.

Five games in a row, all of them were Pan Qinqin and the others.

Although these three women can drink well, but now each of them has three bottles. The three of them went to the bathroom together, and continued to gamble with Taibai when they came back.

He didn't even bother to eat the food and wine that came up.

Taibai looked at the crazy women and sighed, "Let's eat something first, and continue after eating."

"No! Everyone knows that after eating, the amount of alcohol will skyrocket. It will be even more difficult for us to win against you." Pan Qinqin said angrily.

Speaking of which, she was really depressed. For ordinary people, let alone ten bottles, even five or six bottles would be a big deal. This Taibai Leng seemed to be fine after drinking ten bottles. How could this make her carry out her plan?

"Pan Qinqin, this time, you really missed your point. I'm not afraid of drinking. I grew up in a wine jar since I was a child, but you guys, even if you can drink it, you will definitely feel very uncomfortable later. You have to do the finale tomorrow. Is it possible that you want to give up on the rehearsal?"

Hearing Taibai's words, although Pan Qinqin was depressed, she was still moved inexplicably, "Okay, let's eat a la carte first."

Taibai heaved a sigh of relief, quickly picked up a few dishes with chopsticks, and started to eat, after all, he hadn't eaten anything since noon, and he was also hungry.

But who would have thought that Pan Qinqin's life would be safe, and Gu Qingyan would go all out instead, "Wine is all about wine. During this military training period, you are too white to make us feel proud from the bottom of our hearts. You want to drink this glass of wine."

"Yes, you must drink!"

Although Taibai didn't feel good, he still had to drink it.

After drinking more than ten cups in succession, Taibai didn't even have a chance to eat food. After toasting here, he started to drink again. Well, Taibai didn't even have a chance to run the Guiyuan Jing.

In the end, Taibai didn't know how much he drank, and finally got the three women drunk.

Gu Qingyan sat on the sofa and fell asleep, Cheng Yuanyuan didn't dare to fight with Taibai, because she had already run out and vomited twice.

There was only one Pan Qinqin left, Taibai also breathed a sigh of relief, who would have thought that at this time Pan Qinqin lay beside Taibai's ear and said: "Master, I really doubt whether you can do it!"

Taibai immediately became upset, "Brother, I am a pure man."

"Then, why didn't you react at all that day?"

"..." Can Taibai tell the truth?To be honest, if you expose the identity of the ancient warrior, if you don't say it, isn't it a default that you can't do it?

Pan Qinqin misunderstood this hesitation, so she said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't say anything, no matter what? Or do you like men? Don't worry!"

"..." At this moment, Taibai was thinking of strangling him to death.

"If it doesn't work, treat it quickly. If you like men, sister can find a way to help you change your sexual orientation."

Taibai ignored her and just ate his food.

"Ugh!" Pan Qinqin started to feel nauseous, and hurriedly grabbed Taibai, "Help me to the toilet!"

"I am a man!"

"What kind of man, in my eyes... you are a woman, besides, do you think they are okay?"

Taibai glanced at it, and the dizzy girls had no choice but to pick up Pan Qinqin and go to the bathroom.

Who would have thought that Pan Qinqin was really drunk, and started throwing up as soon as she entered the bathroom, calling Taibai while throwing up.

Taibai really wondered, did this Pan Qinqin have two mouths, or how did he do it?

Seeing that there was no one in the bathroom, Taibai hurried in guilty, and handed Pan Qinqin tissues and mineral water.

But who would have thought that as soon as Taibai came in, he heard the sound of high heels outside, and Taibai's scalp was about to explode.

If someone saw this, he wouldn't be able to wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Taibai hurriedly lifted Pan Qinqin who was lying on the edge of the toilet inside, and then closed the small door of the cubicle.

As soon as the work here was finished, someone walked in, and it was Gu Qingyan who was sleeping on the sofa earlier.

At this time, how could Taibai not understand that this dead girl is pretending to sleep?

So he sat gently on the toilet tank, and then lifted his legs.

Sure enough, the little witch even got down on the ground to take a photo, but she couldn't find Taibai, so she left the bathroom angrily.

Seeing the little witch return to the box through perspective, Taibai breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Pan Qinqin, who was feeling better, looked at Taibai with a puzzled expression, "What are you doing?"

But before Taibai could answer, Pan Qinqin looked at the condescending Taibai, then lowered her head to look at her own chest, blushing, "Pervert!"

"Uh! It's not what you think?" Taibai really wanted to cry.

"It's okay, it's okay, I won't blame you," Pan Qinqin waved her hand, and then said with a smile: "It seems that you don't like women, but you have psychological barriers. These are minor problems. My mother is a psychiatrist. I come back from studying in the United States, and I come into contact with some patients like this every year, I know..."

Pan Qinqin didn't give Taibai a chance to explain, and then supported Taibai's legs and stood up unsteadily, but who would have thought that at this time, she staggered and fell down again.

Taibai quickly stretched out his hand to help, but when he helped, something went wrong.

Taibai intended to hold Pan Qinqin's shoulders, but his hands passed through his armpits and hugged Pan Qinqin's chest. The full and soft feeling made Taibai a little dizzy.

Not only Taibai, Pan Qinqin was also a little dazed, she was afraid of falling and instinctively wanted to find something to hold on to, but who would have thought that his hand would actually be caught between Taibai's legs, and that object would expand rapidly.