Sweet Garden Bliss
Chapter 142 Pink Skull
Accompanied by Bai Laosan and Xiao Wu who came back together, both of their heads were steaming with heat, and when they entered the stove, they were all exhausted.
Xiao Wu's body trembled a little. He was such a big boy, but he refused to go home when he came back in the middle of the night, as if he wanted to follow Lao San to Bai's house for refuge.
The second Bai hurriedly poured hot water for the two of them: "Drink some water first, and calm down. It's a big problem, and it can be resolved sometimes, isn't it?"
As a result, when the words of reassurance were spoken, the two teenagers lowered their heads in embarrassment, Xiao Wu even punched himself in the chest hard, and coughed twice.
This trip will definitely not go smoothly, Bai Lao Er knows it well, he naturally has to sympathize with the newly deceived Xiao Wu, his brother's feelings can be ignored, think about it, how long has it been since Ah Fu's deception Well, the day lily has to be completely cold, so you don't need to be so sad.
Ah Yuan and Boss Bai were not sleeping soundly at first, but when they heard the movement, they also got up and went to the kitchen.
"Master—!" Xiao Wu stood up and shouted, and immediately covered his mouth with his palm, tears dripping down his face.
"I dare not go home and tell my parents, my boss—" Xiao Wu uttered a complete sentence, squatting on the ground and sobbing.
A man doesn't flick his tears easily, you say you are such a young man, you are ashamed, are you not ashamed?
A Yuanqiang suppressed his impatience, turned around and asked Bai Laosan: "Tell me, what is the result of the chase?"
Boss Bai, who is sincere and sincere, is patting his shoulder beside his brother.I'm afraid this younger brother will be too stimulated.
In fact, Bai Laosan was not as excited as Xiao Wu. He glanced at his brother and sister-in-law in the room with difficulty, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then began to tell the story of the pursuit.
At first, Xiaolian and his daughter really walked towards the town. The two young men inquired about the whereabouts of the three of them, trotting and running all the way, wanting to see whether the girl they liked was Ah Fu or Xiaolian!
But, keep walking.It was getting dark, and if I met a few pedestrians, there would be no news of the three of them at all. It was said that at this time, there would be no people or bullock carts driving into the town.
The two idiots still didn't believe it, and always felt that passers-by should have ignored the existence of the bullock cart.Continuing to walk into the town, when it was getting dark, I asked all the woodware shops in the town, and they all said that they had never heard of a 60 taels of silver cabinet, and no one came to order.
The silly boys ran back like crazy again, maybe they were walking too fast.Xiaolian's father and daughter haven't arrived in town yet!
But in the dark night, there was no movement at all.No matter how wide-eyed they looked, they couldn't find the trace of their sweetheart.
The two of them groped halfway, when they heard a clearer voice, in the dry gutter beside the road, it seemed that someone was uttering "whimpering——".
After careful identification, there seems to be the sound of rolling soil, especially in the dark night.
"Who is it?" Xiao Wu shouted hoarsely.Could it be that Xiaolian's ox cart fell into a ditch, so he couldn't find them?
"woo woo woo woo--".There was another series of screams, and the voice was really familiar.
Bai Laosan is quite good, because he works in a ramen restaurant and always carries flint and steel with him, and the two of them have a lot of eyes. First, they hit the flint and lit the wild hay beside the road. Helped to slide down the gutter.
An old woman who looked like a big rice dumpling was tied up, with only a pair of obscene pants left on her body, her upper body was naked, her hair was messed up like a ghost, and there was a stinky stuff stuffed in her mouth. Woo--" for help.
Even if he took off the bright clothes, the hairpin on his head, and the makeup on his face, but Xiao Wu undoubtedly knew this person.
It was Matchmaker Li, the matchmaker Li who had the audacity to bring strangers into her home with the assurance that she would not lose them.
Although it was extremely embarrassing, and my heart was so cold, I had to let him go anyway, let's ask the result.
At this time, Bai Laosan only hated himself for not learning from his sister-in-law, who was equipped with a good knife, so he could only bend over to help Matchmaker Li untie the rope, but fortunately, he didn't use a knife. What about the rope made of rolled up Zizi's close-fitting jacket!
As for Xiao Wu next to him, he just hugged his head and wanted to cry, and couldn't help at all.
Matchmaker Li didn't know how long she had been tied up, and whether she had urinated on the spot, anyway, as soon as Bai Laosan bent over, he was almost overwhelmed by the stench.
There is also the soft, shriveled cold fresh meat of this old woman with "donkey dung and eggs on the surface", which made Bai Laosan feel terrified every time he had to touch it. **, when he passed the back of Bai Laosan's hand, he could only bow and step aside, retching a few times.
Pink skull, bones and flesh.
Avalokitesvara Carrying Baskets has long given enlightenment to the world that beauty is not cute, and skeletons are not scary, but how many people can do it?Everyone in the world loves beauty, and if they indulge in lust, they become skeletons. Therefore, beauty is a death-defying skeleton. Tilan Guanyin wants to transform ordinary people.It's a pity that people in the world are like Jia Rui in the Dream of the Red Mansions. They see her as a beautiful woman even though they see a death-defying skeleton.
That's why "Dream of Red Mansions" is also called "Treasure of Wind and Moon", which makes people understand that there are pink beauties on the front and death-defying skeletons on the back, so that people can see the essence through the appearance, so as to avoid adultery.But it's difficult, men would rather be Jia Rui, how many people can be Liu Xiahui who can sit still?
The bones are skeletons, and the flesh is pink. I don't know if the two teenagers will resolutely pounce on the beautiful and poisonous poppies after experiencing such a testimonial.
It wasn't until Li Matchmaker's hands and feet were freed that Bai Laosan threw the wrinkled blouse to the old woman to put on, and then pulled out a dirty sock from her mouth.
"Wuuuuuuuuuu-fifth boy-that Xiao Lian is not a good person! The two of them cheated my wife and me. They not only cheated your family's money bracelet, but even my wife's coffin. It was all swept away, and the silver hairpins on his head were also wiped off, you damned liar!" Granny Li's mouth was finally liberated, and she wailed loudly.
But it turned out that the three of them got out of confusion and rushed to the deserted wilderness. The father and daughter showed a fierce look, took off Matchmaker Li's jewelry, took off Matchmaker Li's coat, and touched everything on her body. She didn't mind the money, and told her without hesitation that all the money you, an old woman, hid under the kang also went out with her!
Then, Mrs. Li was pushed down naked, wearing a rope, socks and a mask.
It's not getting dark, the old woman has no face to make a sound, but when it's dark, no one can hear her. She's hungry and cold, and after urinating in fear, the bottom of her body turns into ice slag, and she can only repeatedly urinate. Rubbing around on the ground, they finally heard the sound of someone.
In the long dark night, Xiao Wu screamed like a wounded wolf, one after another, until Bai Laosan woke up and dragged him home.
That nasty Matchmaker Li dragged the two teenagers and wanted them to carry her away, how could that be possible?If the two of you don't tie you up to see the official, you'd be very kind!
Xiao Wu squatted on the ground and continued to sob silently, and Bai Laosan finally finished telling the whole story.
At this moment, Ah Yuan can only think of a text "Blessings" that he learned when he was studying. Mr. Lu Xun's words: "Because I often hope that things are not as expected, I think that things that are not as expected are always as expected. so I'm afraid it's the same."
I also don't want this marriage to develop as I speculated, and I also think that it may not necessarily be as I speculated, but it really happened as I speculated.
You refused to listen when you were dissuaded, how can you make up for it if you cry to the end of the world now?
Bai Laosan miraculously rushed out of the door and vomited once again.
I haven't eaten yet!
Boss Bai wrapped up his cotton-padded clothes, and picked up Xiao Wu: "Okay! Don't cry! A man, if you can afford it, hurry up, I'll take you home and meet your parents. What will my son worry about?"
Ah Yuan sighed, looking at Xiao Wu who was wilting on the ground like a pile of mud, he really couldn't bear to hit the dog in the water, but if he wanted to cheer up this bastard, he had to use bad tricks!
"Xiao Wu, are you still an old man? You have been crying for a long time, and the old women have to look down on you! What's the big deal? Come to work tomorrow, earn more money and be filial to your parents. No matter how good and beautiful Lian is, it's worth you crying to death for her? Hurry up and make a living! If your parents get sick again, you really should cry to death!"
Ah Yuan's scolding really worked immediately, more effective than a booster shot, Xiao Wu immediately stood upright, ignored Boss Bai and the others, and rushed out with red eyes.
Dahei's angry screams started again, and Boss Bai glanced at the happy wife he said with complicated eyes, turned around and ran out as well.
Ah Yuan stuck out her tongue, and complained to the man's back: "I know you don't like me talking like this, but scars are scars, and if you have to cover them up, they won't be cured at all. Why don't you just prick the blood and dig out the rotten scars?" Meat can really heal the wound, and I am not afraid of being scolded and hated, which is also a kind of love!"
She yawned and sat down. When she looked up, she just saw Bai Laosan's eyes, which were also glowing red like rabbits. Tears rolled and rolled and couldn't fall.
"We are holding a crying star party today? Everyone is crying so skillfully." A Yuan shook her head and waved to her two younger brothers: "Go to sleep! If your brother doesn't come back for a while, the sky will fall Now, I have to live tomorrow as usual!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
ps: Thanks to Danyu Sihan, jansam, lizzie110, Baili Qianhun for their safety charms, flyanamnesis and Sun Mimixiao for their pink tickets, late night Qinglei for their evaluation tickets and update tickets, and friends for their messages and exchanges, Lonely is very diligent in considering everyone's opinions, and work harder!
Xiao Wu's body trembled a little. He was such a big boy, but he refused to go home when he came back in the middle of the night, as if he wanted to follow Lao San to Bai's house for refuge.
The second Bai hurriedly poured hot water for the two of them: "Drink some water first, and calm down. It's a big problem, and it can be resolved sometimes, isn't it?"
As a result, when the words of reassurance were spoken, the two teenagers lowered their heads in embarrassment, Xiao Wu even punched himself in the chest hard, and coughed twice.
This trip will definitely not go smoothly, Bai Lao Er knows it well, he naturally has to sympathize with the newly deceived Xiao Wu, his brother's feelings can be ignored, think about it, how long has it been since Ah Fu's deception Well, the day lily has to be completely cold, so you don't need to be so sad.
Ah Yuan and Boss Bai were not sleeping soundly at first, but when they heard the movement, they also got up and went to the kitchen.
"Master—!" Xiao Wu stood up and shouted, and immediately covered his mouth with his palm, tears dripping down his face.
"I dare not go home and tell my parents, my boss—" Xiao Wu uttered a complete sentence, squatting on the ground and sobbing.
A man doesn't flick his tears easily, you say you are such a young man, you are ashamed, are you not ashamed?
A Yuanqiang suppressed his impatience, turned around and asked Bai Laosan: "Tell me, what is the result of the chase?"
Boss Bai, who is sincere and sincere, is patting his shoulder beside his brother.I'm afraid this younger brother will be too stimulated.
In fact, Bai Laosan was not as excited as Xiao Wu. He glanced at his brother and sister-in-law in the room with difficulty, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then began to tell the story of the pursuit.
At first, Xiaolian and his daughter really walked towards the town. The two young men inquired about the whereabouts of the three of them, trotting and running all the way, wanting to see whether the girl they liked was Ah Fu or Xiaolian!
But, keep walking.It was getting dark, and if I met a few pedestrians, there would be no news of the three of them at all. It was said that at this time, there would be no people or bullock carts driving into the town.
The two idiots still didn't believe it, and always felt that passers-by should have ignored the existence of the bullock cart.Continuing to walk into the town, when it was getting dark, I asked all the woodware shops in the town, and they all said that they had never heard of a 60 taels of silver cabinet, and no one came to order.
The silly boys ran back like crazy again, maybe they were walking too fast.Xiaolian's father and daughter haven't arrived in town yet!
But in the dark night, there was no movement at all.No matter how wide-eyed they looked, they couldn't find the trace of their sweetheart.
The two of them groped halfway, when they heard a clearer voice, in the dry gutter beside the road, it seemed that someone was uttering "whimpering——".
After careful identification, there seems to be the sound of rolling soil, especially in the dark night.
"Who is it?" Xiao Wu shouted hoarsely.Could it be that Xiaolian's ox cart fell into a ditch, so he couldn't find them?
"woo woo woo woo--".There was another series of screams, and the voice was really familiar.
Bai Laosan is quite good, because he works in a ramen restaurant and always carries flint and steel with him, and the two of them have a lot of eyes. First, they hit the flint and lit the wild hay beside the road. Helped to slide down the gutter.
An old woman who looked like a big rice dumpling was tied up, with only a pair of obscene pants left on her body, her upper body was naked, her hair was messed up like a ghost, and there was a stinky stuff stuffed in her mouth. Woo--" for help.
Even if he took off the bright clothes, the hairpin on his head, and the makeup on his face, but Xiao Wu undoubtedly knew this person.
It was Matchmaker Li, the matchmaker Li who had the audacity to bring strangers into her home with the assurance that she would not lose them.
Although it was extremely embarrassing, and my heart was so cold, I had to let him go anyway, let's ask the result.
At this time, Bai Laosan only hated himself for not learning from his sister-in-law, who was equipped with a good knife, so he could only bend over to help Matchmaker Li untie the rope, but fortunately, he didn't use a knife. What about the rope made of rolled up Zizi's close-fitting jacket!
As for Xiao Wu next to him, he just hugged his head and wanted to cry, and couldn't help at all.
Matchmaker Li didn't know how long she had been tied up, and whether she had urinated on the spot, anyway, as soon as Bai Laosan bent over, he was almost overwhelmed by the stench.
There is also the soft, shriveled cold fresh meat of this old woman with "donkey dung and eggs on the surface", which made Bai Laosan feel terrified every time he had to touch it. **, when he passed the back of Bai Laosan's hand, he could only bow and step aside, retching a few times.
Pink skull, bones and flesh.
Avalokitesvara Carrying Baskets has long given enlightenment to the world that beauty is not cute, and skeletons are not scary, but how many people can do it?Everyone in the world loves beauty, and if they indulge in lust, they become skeletons. Therefore, beauty is a death-defying skeleton. Tilan Guanyin wants to transform ordinary people.It's a pity that people in the world are like Jia Rui in the Dream of the Red Mansions. They see her as a beautiful woman even though they see a death-defying skeleton.
That's why "Dream of Red Mansions" is also called "Treasure of Wind and Moon", which makes people understand that there are pink beauties on the front and death-defying skeletons on the back, so that people can see the essence through the appearance, so as to avoid adultery.But it's difficult, men would rather be Jia Rui, how many people can be Liu Xiahui who can sit still?
The bones are skeletons, and the flesh is pink. I don't know if the two teenagers will resolutely pounce on the beautiful and poisonous poppies after experiencing such a testimonial.
It wasn't until Li Matchmaker's hands and feet were freed that Bai Laosan threw the wrinkled blouse to the old woman to put on, and then pulled out a dirty sock from her mouth.
"Wuuuuuuuuuu-fifth boy-that Xiao Lian is not a good person! The two of them cheated my wife and me. They not only cheated your family's money bracelet, but even my wife's coffin. It was all swept away, and the silver hairpins on his head were also wiped off, you damned liar!" Granny Li's mouth was finally liberated, and she wailed loudly.
But it turned out that the three of them got out of confusion and rushed to the deserted wilderness. The father and daughter showed a fierce look, took off Matchmaker Li's jewelry, took off Matchmaker Li's coat, and touched everything on her body. She didn't mind the money, and told her without hesitation that all the money you, an old woman, hid under the kang also went out with her!
Then, Mrs. Li was pushed down naked, wearing a rope, socks and a mask.
It's not getting dark, the old woman has no face to make a sound, but when it's dark, no one can hear her. She's hungry and cold, and after urinating in fear, the bottom of her body turns into ice slag, and she can only repeatedly urinate. Rubbing around on the ground, they finally heard the sound of someone.
In the long dark night, Xiao Wu screamed like a wounded wolf, one after another, until Bai Laosan woke up and dragged him home.
That nasty Matchmaker Li dragged the two teenagers and wanted them to carry her away, how could that be possible?If the two of you don't tie you up to see the official, you'd be very kind!
Xiao Wu squatted on the ground and continued to sob silently, and Bai Laosan finally finished telling the whole story.
At this moment, Ah Yuan can only think of a text "Blessings" that he learned when he was studying. Mr. Lu Xun's words: "Because I often hope that things are not as expected, I think that things that are not as expected are always as expected. so I'm afraid it's the same."
I also don't want this marriage to develop as I speculated, and I also think that it may not necessarily be as I speculated, but it really happened as I speculated.
You refused to listen when you were dissuaded, how can you make up for it if you cry to the end of the world now?
Bai Laosan miraculously rushed out of the door and vomited once again.
I haven't eaten yet!
Boss Bai wrapped up his cotton-padded clothes, and picked up Xiao Wu: "Okay! Don't cry! A man, if you can afford it, hurry up, I'll take you home and meet your parents. What will my son worry about?"
Ah Yuan sighed, looking at Xiao Wu who was wilting on the ground like a pile of mud, he really couldn't bear to hit the dog in the water, but if he wanted to cheer up this bastard, he had to use bad tricks!
"Xiao Wu, are you still an old man? You have been crying for a long time, and the old women have to look down on you! What's the big deal? Come to work tomorrow, earn more money and be filial to your parents. No matter how good and beautiful Lian is, it's worth you crying to death for her? Hurry up and make a living! If your parents get sick again, you really should cry to death!"
Ah Yuan's scolding really worked immediately, more effective than a booster shot, Xiao Wu immediately stood upright, ignored Boss Bai and the others, and rushed out with red eyes.
Dahei's angry screams started again, and Boss Bai glanced at the happy wife he said with complicated eyes, turned around and ran out as well.
Ah Yuan stuck out her tongue, and complained to the man's back: "I know you don't like me talking like this, but scars are scars, and if you have to cover them up, they won't be cured at all. Why don't you just prick the blood and dig out the rotten scars?" Meat can really heal the wound, and I am not afraid of being scolded and hated, which is also a kind of love!"
She yawned and sat down. When she looked up, she just saw Bai Laosan's eyes, which were also glowing red like rabbits. Tears rolled and rolled and couldn't fall.
"We are holding a crying star party today? Everyone is crying so skillfully." A Yuan shook her head and waved to her two younger brothers: "Go to sleep! If your brother doesn't come back for a while, the sky will fall Now, I have to live tomorrow as usual!" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
ps: Thanks to Danyu Sihan, jansam, lizzie110, Baili Qianhun for their safety charms, flyanamnesis and Sun Mimixiao for their pink tickets, late night Qinglei for their evaluation tickets and update tickets, and friends for their messages and exchanges, Lonely is very diligent in considering everyone's opinions, and work harder!
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