Sweet Garden Bliss

"That's that, Manzi, you were the first one to fall just now, and you only counted to the tenth at that time...".

It's a pity that there is no turning back, and the spittle that Xing Manzi said must continue to make a lot of holes, because the princess came back soon, changed the long-winded dress, and put on a loose blue cotton , a bias collar, a cloth belt around the waist, and the wrists and trouser leg corners are all bound by embroidered side belts.

There is still no shiny jewelry on the head, the smooth black hair is only tied into a long braid at the back of the head, and a piece of blue cloth is wrapped around the tip of the hair to complete it.

This kind of image should be called "heroic and valiant", and no noble lady in the Song Dynasty dared to wear it like this.

Bai Chengguang took two steps forward, opened his mouth, and then, he still didn't say anything to stop him, as long as his wife is happy, she can do whatever she wants.

"Look out!" The heroic woman shouted loudly, found the most flat place, and first assumed the most standard push-up position "chest expansion".

Use the palms of both hands as the support point, spread your arms shoulder-width apart, make a straight line with your back, waist and hips, push your elbows hard, and do arm-bending movements.

This method mainly exercises the chest muscles, the triceps of the upper arm and the abdominal muscles. The big brothers in the orphanage like to do this for competitions. The winning side can push the work to be done to the losing side. Not less followed to lie on the ground.

The princess is very merciful. After completing two "chest expansion poses", I stopped and changed to a new posture, of course.In between, she jumped up and explained the changes.

"Teach me another trick - the carp lying on the lotus pose. This requires lying on the side of the body, one fist or one palm on the ground, supporting the ground obliquely, and crossing the feet obliquely. For example, the right fist supports the ground, the left arm stretches upwards, and the The arms are in the shape of a cross, mastering the balance of the body. The inner side of the left foot and the outer side of the right foot are supported on the ground. When bending the arms to push down, the waist is exerted, and the head and waist are tilted back, like a carp lying on the plate, and then return to the original position, and then repeatedly push down. "

The process of explaining is actually a process of resting, waiting for the foolish soldiers to listen at a loss.The princess just demonstrated the "carp lying on the lotus pose", hehe, I can only demonstrate it once.

Xing Manzi's big mouth was already astonished to stuff an egg into it. This woman can really do "push-ups" and change up her tricks without even panting.Smiling is like strolling in the courtyard.

"I'm happy today, and I'll teach you another iron ox plowing pose. Here, use your fists or palms as a support point. Put your hands on the ground, with your arms spread out, shoulder-width apart. Your toes are on the ground, and your hands and feet are parallel. Head facing Slant forward, push the front feet, hands, neck, and waist together, and at the same time, the waist collapses and touches the ground. Then the hips rise up. The waist collapses again, and the body pulls back. The whole movement is completed. Repeat the movement of leaning forward and backward That’s it. This exercise targets the neck and strengthens the back, wrists, and ankles.”

How touching is the woman doing these movements?What's more, the figure of the princess who loves sports is already terribly tight. Before the Iron Bull Plowing Pose was finished, two sergeants had nosebleeds, and I didn't know it. I foolishly let the blood flow through the lips and fall in a straight line... …

"Help your mother up quickly!" Bai Chengguang pushed the two little children to the front, and he pretended to be magnanimous and explained behind him: "It is enough for Manzi to do four hundred push-ups every day, so let's spare him for now." alright."

Xing Manzi, who was watching in a daze, suddenly understood, the more the princess demonstrates, the more severe his punishment will be?Ten push-ups can fall down by oneself, so why not do [-] push-ups all day?

However, a man cannot bow his head in front of difficulties, especially bowing his head to a woman, that is absolutely impossible!In Xing Manzi's life experience, he never learned to admit defeat!

"Four hundred—just four hundred, what's the big deal? The young man is only a beginner and he lost his face. This method was proposed by the princess. It must have been practiced at home in advance. There is no real kung fu, it's just a small skill!"

Xing Manzi's stern voice caused a lot of laughter. The princess was stretching out her long palm to let the two children wipe the dust. Bai Chengguang was about to pull her lapel. After all, she was a woman, and she spent too long arguing with the soldiers. It's not pretty either.

However, the princess who just played hard is not a temper that is willing to give up, and she is about to direct an even more frightening "little trick". I saw her squatting down, surrounded by two caring boys on the left and right, smiling again and again. Set a trap for Xing Manzi.

"As a woman, I naturally don't have any real skills. You can't compare with Brother Manzi. Why don't you try my two children's kung fu? No matter how hard you exert yourself, it is impossible to stand up..."

This game is really getting more and more fun. The soldiers are about to be driven crazy by the waves of shocks. Those who slap the ground and stomp their feet call out a frenzy: "Dare you, man?" Try it? Two babies over one year old are challenging you!"

Bai Chengguang finally felt relieved, as long as his daughter-in-law stopped doing those seductive poses and didn't make physical contact with the men, everything would be fine. If the kids go to challenge it, it doesn't matter if they win or lose, they just want to have fun.

Xing Manzi's face can't be seen now, this princess is too bullying, even if he wins five hundred times, he will feel his heart beat if he has to compete with two kids who add up to three years old. Shame.

But the woman smiled comfortably, even the corners of her mouth were tilted upwards, and three light words flew out of her mouth: "You - dare not?"

"I didn't know how to write the word 'dare' since I was young!" Xing Manzi was like a mad lion, punching his belly with both fists and yelling: "Let the horse come here! If your family The little boy can really control the young master, and the young master immediately knelt down and kowtowed three times, and from then on, let the two children do what they want, and will recognize the two children as masters for the rest of their lives!"

This is because those who are irritated are about to sign the contract of sale. The two little children listened to their mother's instructions with a smile. In order to accommodate the children's size, they are too short. stool.

Xing Manzi sat down on his buttocks, his posture was really amusing, more than 100 sergeants all surrounded him, and the idlers from the brick kiln factory were also lying on the edge of the courtyard door to see what happened.

"You—do you want to resist with luck first?" The princess's smile is really evil, and every word she asks is destroying a strong man's self-confidence, seriously destroying it!

"Let's go—come here! Young master—you don't need anything!" Xing Manzi only hoped that this torment would end soon, these three girls must not be easy bosses, who has ever seen a child under two years old I am not afraid of anything, the way I look at myself is like looking at a piece of fat pork belly in a bowl!

Wu Lu and Bai Chengguang were guarding the two little boys, and they were kicked out by the princess at this moment: "You two don't help here, my two children will definitely subdue Brother Manzi, and wait for the results to come out. It would be bad if Brother Manzi thinks you two are helping to cheat."

Wu Lu pointed to his nose with an innocent face: "I——helped cheat? I didn't reach out to press the man!"

"What if you know the kung fu of fighting cattle across the mountains?" The princess lightly spit out a name of kung fu that she had never heard before, "beating cattle across the mountains", with just these four words, one can deduce how terrifying this martial art is Absolutely!

Wu Lu dragged Bai Chengguang to stand back, and leaned closer to his ear to hear some inside information: "Then what - the exercise of fighting cattle across the mountain, you - know it?"

Bai Chengguang shook his head like a rattle, keeping his eyes on the children's actions, and replied: "Don't take it to heart, my daughter-in-law just said it casually, she often makes up things like this, if you don't believe me, you can ask her again How did she make it up, she shook her head and said she didn't know..."

This is good for husband and wife to get along for a long time, and they will not be entangled in unanswered questions. The two little children in the middle of the field have already stretched out their index fingers and pressed Xing Manzi on the forehead. A Yuan stood there smiling. Behind the children, they stared at Xing Manzi mockingly.

The soldiers gathered closer together, "Man, work hard! Stand up!"

The sad Xing Manzi finally avoided the Princess Ruoyou's gaze, felt the meager force of two delicate fingers pressing on his forehead, mustered up his courage, and planned to stand up lightly...

Sometimes things can be so fast, is it because the stool under the buttocks is too short?The first time I exerted strength, I didn't succeed in standing up.

Sweat dripped from Xing Manzi's head immediately, and the shouting and shouting around him suddenly stopped. Could it be that the daughter of the princess's family is really talented?Has practiced peerless martial arts at such a young age?

The princess's expression was really flat, and he was explaining to everyone on the spot: "This kind of kung fu is called 'Yiyang Finger'. If the child is not too young, one finger is enough for each child."

"Wow--ah--!", Xing Manzi's spirit was about to collapse. As a son of an official family who had made a name for himself in the capital, he couldn't accept that he couldn't keep up with the two little kids. The "fact" of Kung Fu roared vigorously in his mouth, ready to stand up again...

Of course, Xing Manzi still failed, this world is too weird...

The low stool under the buttocks was ravaged by the furious buttocks and fell apart. "Squeak--" and "Gudong" played music in succession. Under the eyes of everyone, Xing Manzi not only did not stand up, but fell a step further into the dust, buttocks Kissed intimately with the ground. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)

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