Online game dragon grammarian

Chapter 380 Five: Joke Leaving aside the various embarrassments of the leading player, I rushed to the next mission location with the fire staff!

Just now I didn’t just come to trouble the giant spider king for nothing. Although a silver-level boss is quite attractive to me, I don’t bother to do it if I have nothing to do, because killing the giant spider king is one of my c It is a high-level task, so I made this trip specially, otherwise I would not be too lazy to run for more than half an hour away!

Although there was no new giant spider emperor encountered, but the giant spider emperor that was mutated by advanced stages was killed, but everything is the same, anyway, as long as it is a giant spider emperor, it will be fine!

After killing the Giant Spider Emperor and completing a c-level mission, I couldn't help but feel better. The next step is much easier. There are two more b-level missions.

However, now the task has to be put aside, because the time is already [-]:[-] pm, if you don't go offline, the laughing girl will come to remind you later!

Find a place where no one is around, click to go offline, and save yourself being surrounded by people when you go online. You must know that the id, equipment light, etc. are all displayed by default at the moment you go online, especially for someone like me who has already become famous Once the top player is discovered, the first thing he will do is to be surrounded by people, or to be targeted by people who want to blow me up, so when going offline, it is better to find a quieter place!

Click to log off, and with a flash of light, my eyes suddenly went dark, and then slowly returned to normal again!

Gently pushed open the hatch of the game cabin, and climbed out from inside!

As soon as I got out of the game room, I smelled a tempting aroma. It was the aroma of the finished dishes, and I couldn't help but twitch my index finger!

He quickly crawled out of the game room, put on his shoes, opened the door and walked out to the living room!

As a result, I had just left the room when the bathroom door opened with a click, and a lovely, beautiful girl wrapped in a bath towel came out of the bathroom, with wet drops of water drooping on her hair, and her breasts A large piece of white meat, a pair of murder weapons propping up the towel, that scene, as beautiful as it wants, as tempting as it wants, I was stunned for a moment!

"Ah..." Smiling girl was wiping the water drops from her hair with a towel, when she raised her head suddenly, she found that I was just standing there in a daze, looking at her stupidly, with a pair of eyes staring at each other, and couldn't help crying out in fright There was a high-decibel scream, which hurt my eardrum!

"boom……"

With a violent impact, the laughing girl quickly retreated into the bathroom, and slammed the bathroom door shut again!

"Why did you come out, shouldn't you still be playing??" The smiling girl hiding in the bathroom asked!

Hearing Xiaomeizi's voice, I just woke up from the dazed state, scratched my head, but didn't know what to say, I just murmured foolishly: "Uh, this, that..."

"What about this and that, can you go in first, my clothes are still in that room, I'm going to change!" Laughing girl shouted from hiding in the bathroom!

"Oh, oh, I got it, I'll go in now!" Hearing Xiaomeizi's words, I couldn't help blushing, and quickly replied, opened the door, and hid back in the room, mother, it's okay Wrapped in a bath towel, otherwise it would be embarrassing, but if the laughing girl doesn't wrap a bath towel, is it considered a benefit...

Thinking about it, I suddenly felt a stream of liquid flow out of my nose and then into my mouth. It was salty and had a bit of a fishy smell. I wiped it with my hand and saw, damn it, blood red, bloody red, damn it, I have a nosebleed, I'm going, damn it!

He hurriedly pulled out a bunch of tissues from the cardboard box, and managed to get rid of the nosebleed. Sure enough, my brother's concentration is not enough, otherwise, I wouldn't be so angry when I saw the smiling girl after taking a bath. Nosebleed, but the figure of the laughing girl is really nothing to say, that skin is snow-white...

Damn, I can't think about it, the nosebleed came down again!

The nosebleed that I finally managed to deal with was once again bleeding all over the floor. Damn, it's a pity not to donate blood!

After a long time, the nosebleed was fixed for the second time. This time, brother, I don’t dare to think about anything, sin, sin, sin!!!

"Okay, it's time to come out, it's time to eat!" The laughing girl's voice came from outside the door!

Hearing this, I just opened the door and walked out!

What caught my eye was a girl in a green floral short skirt, with beautiful bright eyes, so beautiful! ! !

"Wow, Xiaoxiao, you wear so little, aren't you afraid of catching cold???" I looked at Xiaoxiao, who was wearing a miniskirt and a camisole, and couldn't help but smile!

"Cut, no taste, this is the most popular thing this year, hehe, stinky rascal, he really isn't from the same generation as me, huh, he can't be uncle!" The laughing girl curled her lips and said!

"Um, uncle..." I couldn't help but have the urge to squirt blood when I heard Xiao Xiaozi's words. Damn, I'm a strong, healthy young man, how can I look like an uncle, sister , although I'm a good boy, you can't bully me like this, how can I look like an uncle...

Seeing my resentful look, the smiling girl couldn't help but chuckle, and said: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, stinky rascal, come over for dinner!"

Hearing this, I just noticed that there was already a table of delicious food on the table. From the appearance, it looks very delicious, but this kind of good-looking and fragrant food, I guess the taste is not bad Understand!

Damn, sure enough, when I came out twice, I focused on the laughing girl. The allure of beautiful women is indeed much stronger than delicious food!

"What are you doing in a daze, come over to eat!" Seeing that I was still in a daze, the laughing girl couldn't help urging!

"Oh, oh, here we come!" Hearing Xiaomeizi's words, I quickly replied!

He quickly came to the dining table, pushed away the chair, and sat down!

In front of me, a whole table of delicious food was placed in front of me, including meat and vegetables, and a whole pot of bitter gourd pork rib soup was stewed. The delicious smell was so fragrant that my saliva almost drooled. Come out, mother, smiling girl is really a good girl who can go to the kitchen under the hall, last time I came here, she helped me keep the house in order, and even brought my medicine boxes that I don’t know how many years have been there She dug it out and organized it all in an orderly manner!

This time, I cooked a table of good dishes, and it still tastes very good, tsk tsk, the legendary super good wife and mother!

"If you marry this as a wife, it seems pretty good!" I suddenly had such a thought in my mind, but soon, I threw it out of my mind, laughing at how smart and beautiful she is, beautiful and lovely Sister, I think there are many people chasing after me, when will I get such a three-no-person with no money, no background, no money and career!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shook my head with a wry smile, and laughed at myself!

"Stinky rascal, why are you shaking your head???" Seeing me shaking my head there, the laughing girl couldn't help asking in confusion!

"No, nothing!" I smiled and shook my head.

"By the way, rogue, didn't you say that you have to complete the task before going offline, why did you log off so quickly, the task is over???" Xiaomei said to me with a smile!

"No, I made one, and I'll do it the rest of the night!" I shook my head and said!

"Oh!" The smiling girl nodded and said, "Come, eat!"

Saying that, the laughing girl handed me a bowl of rice!

Picking up the bowls and chopsticks, I picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs from the plate, and put it in my mouth. Suddenly, a refreshing taste spread from the tip of my tongue to my taste buds. The sweet taste almost didn't make me lick my tongue. swallow it!

"Okay, delicious..." I said vaguely with my mouth full!

"It's delicious, hehe, sister, my cooking skills are the best in our family, and my mother's cooking skills are not as good as mine. Heh heh, you are lucky to be able to eat the meals I cooked with my own hands!" Smiling girl listened Seeing that I was praising, I couldn't help saying proudly: "Here, eat more delicious food!"

Saying that, Xiaomeizi gave me another piece of fried pork and put it in my bowl!

"Yeah, I'll do it myself!" I quickly said after taking the slice of meat from the laughing girl!

"Hehe, why are you being polite? Anyway, it's made of materials I found in your refrigerator, and I'm not at a loss. By the way, I suddenly remembered a joke!" Xiaomei said with a smile!

"What joke???" I asked curiously!

"In other words, one day, a family of three went to the toilet to have dinner. When the mother fly and the father fly were eating happily, the baby fly asked the mother: "Mom, mother, why do we eat shit?" The father fly and the father The mother fly looked at the baby and continued to eat without saying anything. After a while, the baby fly asked again: "Mom, mother, why do we eat shit?" The mother fly was very angry and said to the baby fly very angrily: 'Go! Don't ask such disgusting things while we're eating!'" the laughing girl said!

"Pfft..." Hearing this, I couldn't help puffing out the food in the bowl, "Sister, don't make such disgusting jokes when we eat, okay, it will cause indigestion!"

"Hahahaha!" Seeing how I almost didn't want to spit out food but was holding back abruptly, the laughing girl couldn't help laughing out loud!

Seeing this, I couldn't help but shook my head with a wry smile, mother, this girl is too tough, I can't afford to provoke her!

Fortunately, although the jokes made by the laughing girl are a bit disgusting, but fortunately, the delicious food is enough to make me forget this disgusting episode. The food made by this girl is really not covered, it tastes so good!

Soon, the food on the table was wiped out by us, and it was wiped out!