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Chapter 550: A must-have artifact for an otaku——【Slow broadcast】"Ah..."

After drinking all the milk in the whole cup, the sweet milky aroma filled my stomach, and I couldn't help but burp comfortably!

This kind of warm and comfortable feeling in the stomach is really good. Sure enough, there is a girl in the family to help take care of my daily life. It’s a good life. Of course, if this girl’s violent tendencies are not so serious, then It's even better!

"It's all drunk, the speed is really fast, okay, go to bed, it's very late, it's almost eleven o'clock!" The smiling girl took the glass in my hand, looked up and looked at the glass on the living room. Time, speak to me!

"Yeah!" I nodded, and smiled at the smiling girl!

Seeing this, Xiaomei turned around and took the glass into the kitchen, but I thought about it, but still couldn't fall asleep, so I simply sat on the sofa and watched TV series!

Well, on TV, Pumpkin TV is rebroadcasting a classic work from more than a century ago - [Brother Huanzhu]!

The story is about a little Zhengtai who picked up a pig, and then went to return the pig to lead to a series of stories full of jokes. It is said that it has been repeated for more than a thousand times, and it has been broadcast a thousand times in 100 years, um, At least ten times a year, can't bear it, can't bear it!

Sister Xiao came out of the kitchen, saw me watching TV, thought about it, and came over to watch it together. After all, this kind of TV series that is not nutritious and can pass the time is the most favorite of these novice viewers!

"Aren't you going to sleep???" Seeing the girl sitting next to me and watching TV with me, I couldn't help but say something mean!

"You don't sleep yourself, so you have the nerve to ask me to sleep!" The laughing girl complained without hesitation!

"Okay..." Hearing what Sister Xiao said, I could only calm down immediately, how could I dare to talk nonsense!

Accompanied by the laughing girl, I watched a few episodes of "Brother Huanzhu" one after another. Of course, I watched it in fast forward, otherwise I would be depressed to death, but even if I watched it in fast forward, But the laughing girl still watched it with gusto, um, the life of a pure girl is very simple!

But I can't stand it anymore. Although the plot of "Brother Huan Zhu" is not bad, I have watched it several times before and after. I am familiar with the plot and I can use it by heart. This kind of film really can't arouse my interest!

"Hey..." I watched [Brother Huanzhu] playing on TV, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief!

"What's the matter???" Seeing me exhale, the laughing girl couldn't help asking in confusion!

"It's okay, I can't watch it anymore, it's too bloody!" I looked at the two characters in [Brother Huanzhu] who were crazily speaking bloody lines like epilepsy on TV, and complained feebly!

Well, as for what I said, I sent it out and you can see it!

【Ziwei: Erkang, I really like you very much.

Erkang: Ziwei, I really like you too.] (Well, I really don’t know if Grandma Poor Yao wrote such bloody lines in order to make up the number of words. If so, it’s really my code words A model of coolies!) "Hehe, there is enough blood, but it's barely enough. Now many people are busy playing [Tianzhu], and there are few people making TV series, so just look at these antique movies!" Hearing what I said, the laughing girl shook her head helplessly and said with a wry smile. Although this girl watched it with gusto, no matter how good the movie is, if she watches too much, she will almost get tired of looking at it, let alone the laughing girl. I've done it several times, but it's still not the same shit, it's just to pass the time when I'm bored, it's not bad, and I don't really like watching it!

"Well, [Tianzhu] is too popular. It is said that there were no cars on the road on the day Tianzhu opened the server, and I don't know if it is true or not!" I nodded and echoed. I saw the news of the empty alley on the forum, but I didn't know if it was true or not, so I treated it as an anecdote!

Never thought about it, after listening to my words, the laughing girl nodded and said: "It's true. I went to work that day, but I couldn't stop the bus. I just came back by bus. When I finally entered the community, I was suddenly caught by someone." Snatched my bag, and this is why you, a stinky hooligan, have a chance to be a hero to save the beauty! "

"Oh, so it's still like this, so I should feel extremely honored, then burn incense and play the piano, take a bath and change clothes???" I smiled and looked at Xiaomeizi and said!

Unexpectedly, the smiling girl also sneered and stretched out her hand, two slender and slender fingers gently placed on the tender flesh of my waist, and at the same time said with a smile on her face: "Otherwise, what do you think?" ..."

Hearing this, I felt chills all over my body immediately, and a sharp chill spread all the way from the two slender fingers of the girl laughing at my waist to my whole body, making my whole body get goosebumps, and I said in a hurry: "Yes." Ah yes, the little one immediately went to burn incense, thanking my ancestors for their good deeds, allowing me to save such a beautiful girl! ""Hmph, you're smart, go, sister, I'll watch for you! "Seeing what I said, the laughing girl couldn't help but withdraw her finger in satisfaction, um, the agreed pinch did not appear, which made me breathe a long sigh of relief!

"Huh..." Letting out a long breath, I reached out and wiped the cold sweat off my head. Damn, this girl's tendency to violence is getting worse by visual inspection!

"Is it hot???" Seeing me wiping my sweat, the smiling girl couldn't help asking with a smile, but it shocked me all over. Damn, this smile is so familiar, every time the smiling girl wants to When you make a move to use the soul-hunting pinch, you will smile at me first, mother, danger signal!

I was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, I jumped up from the sofa quickly, and then left the attack range of the laughing girl, otherwise the tender meat around my waist would be in danger!

"No, I'm going to burn incense now!" I waved my hands again and again, and then walked into a small altar at the back of the living room without looking back!

I lighted a few notes of fragrance, and then chatted with my ancestors, well, usually my mother did this, but after moving here, my family insisted that I set up an altar, well, fortunately, the space is large and does not take up space , and it won’t be a lot of trouble, so I have no objection. Anyway, I just burn a few sticks of fragrance from time to time and chat with my ancestors. Although I don’t know if they understand or not, it doesn’t matter. Just cover me!

Of course, I also ask my seniors to make Xiaomei not be so fierce, but I guess Xiaomei is not under their control, they can't cover it, but it's good to talk about it, if you really look for it, Xiaomei will probably have to directly Divided me five horses!

Well, I got everything done, and then I went back to the living room, but I saw that the girl was holding the remote control boringly, looking at something, her face was flushed, and the sound of the TV was turned down to the lowest level, basically she couldn't hear clearly, let's go Closer, I can vaguely hear some noisy voices, a bit messy, and there are men's and women's voices, um, there are creaking voices, mother, what are you looking at!

Because I am face to face with Xiaomeizi, that is to say, my back is facing the TV, but because I am looking through the glass, this glass is single-sided glass, that is, I can see the outside, but the outside cannot see me, so Laughing girl doesn't know I'm looking at her!

I couldn't hear the sound of the TV clearly because of the glass and the lowering of my own voice. Anyway, it was a bit messy. I haven't heard it clearly.

Open the glass door, and the whole person appears in the living room!

Almost the moment I appeared, the laughing girl jumped up from the sofa like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and then reached for the remote control on the table, as if she wanted to change the channel or something, but the more The busier and more chaotic, the more chaotic and busier, one of them lost his grip, Xiaomeizi dropped the remote control on the ground, and knocked over a glass of water at the same time, and the clear water flowed into a small stream on the ground!

"Damn, what are you looking at? You're so nervous, you're busy switching channels when you see me coming out!" Seeing Xiaomeizi's reaction, I more or less knew that Xiaomeizi didn't intend to let me watch the programs on TV. This stimulated my curiosity even more, mother, what a show!

I walked quickly to the center of the living room, and when I turned around, a TV with an unknown size appeared in front of my eyes. This TV is the latest model this year. Well, the screen is big enough, the picture is good enough, and it is quite Realistic, as if watching TV is like participating in a TV program personally!

And the moment I turned around, I saw an image that almost made me bleed!

On the huge screen, two pink and white fruit bodies are entangled with each other. At the same time, the sound heard just now is the sound of the two and the creaking sound of the bed, and the video file is played It is the artifact-level software that is necessary for countless otaku in the Celestial Dynasty—【Slow broadcast】!

As early as the last century, it has provided countless good movie slow broadcasts for countless otakus. It is definitely a must-have artifact for otakus in history. Anyone who is an otaku on the internet, even kids who don't have a girlfriend like this software, um, this software is waste paper, and hundreds of millions of lives will die every time, it's a sin, a sin!

As a senior otaku, I will definitely have this necessary artifact, so after I bought a new TV, I downloaded this software from the Internet immediately, and the software also comes with some love action movies , um, you understand, but I swear, I really don't know who Sora Aoi is, eh!

But now, Xiaomeizi is actually using [Slow Broadcast] to watch movies, what the fuck, did I miss something? ? ?