Director's growth history

The banquet went on happily and warmly. 【】Su Jinbo didn't shy away from Dong Mei and Zhou Susu's presence on this occasion. He told a few nasty jokes on the wine table, and immediately enlivened the atmosphere on the wine table.Because it sounded fresh and funny, even Dong Mei, who was still frowning when she first entered the private room, couldn't help laughing.

Su Jinbo said: "The food hasn't been served yet. Let me tell the leaders a few nasty jokes, which I also heard from others. After everyone listened, they laughed like this. After a while, the wine will come. If you can drink more, the dishes will be served." Yes, you can eat more. Leaders, do you agree?"

Jia Ming said: "Old Su, let me tell you a few. Now I heard that eating out is full of dirty jokes, do you often listen to them?" Su Jinbo said: "Not really, but we teach less dirty jokes in education, other systems, If you’re in business, if you don’t tell a few nasty jokes, you won’t feel comfortable eating this meal.” Jia Ming said, “Old Su, tell the story quickly, and don’t whet everyone’s appetite.” Su Jinbo said, “I’m just afraid President Dong and Chairman Zhou have objections." Zhou Susu said, "As if no one has heard of it, just tell Su Jinbo." Su Jinbo said, "Okay, then I'll talk. Don't say that my old Su is not a good character! "Zhou Susu was a little impatient, and said: "Okay, Dong Mei and I are not unmarried people." Su Jinbo smiled, with an inexplicable expression on his face, and told his first pornographic joke : "Let's talk about Guo Jing and Huang Rong first. This year, the peach blossoms bloomed early. Guo Jing came to Peach Blossom Island and saw Huang Rong taking a bath. She had good measurements, a white butt and black hair, and two jujubes on her chest. Guo Jing I couldn't stand it after watching it, and proposed to have sex with Huang Rong."

There really is a little room for imagination.The men laughed, Zhou Susu and Dong Mei also laughed, but Zhou Susu laughed a little unscrupulously, while Dong Mei's smile was a little more shy and a little more happy.

Jia Ming said: "Old Su, you are so fucking pornographic! Isn't this pornographic literature that poisons young people and women from good families?" Su Jinbo said: "Today I am purely to liven up the atmosphere. If everyone doesn't like it, I won't That's it. Principal Yao, what do you think?"

Yao Changqing had never stated his position. If he actively participated in such a matter, don’t let his subordinates and outsiders like Meng Keyang think that he is also such a person without elegance, which will affect his prestige; Hearing it with gusto, he obviously violated the "public opinion".Yao Changqing looked at Meng Keyang who was sitting next to him, and said, "Section Chief Meng, what do you think?"

Meng Keyang said: "Nowadays, such jokes are often told in the wine market. Although I don't usually talk about it, I can still hear it often. The joke that Director Su said just now is an old joke." Top: "Meng Section Chief, do you have a good joke here? Then tell us one." Meng Keyang looked at Dong Mei, with a hint of asking for instructions in his eyes.Dong Mei said: "I have no objection, as long as everyone is happy." Meng Keyang said: "Then I will tell you one thing. It is said that Cao Cao met Jiang Gan, and Jiang Gan asked out of politeness: 'Cao, how is your mother?' Cao Cao fainted when he heard this. The next day, the two met again, and Cao Cao greeted him first: "Qian, how is your family?" Qian fainted to death."

Everyone laughed again.Yao Changqing said: "I really admire these people who think about pornographic jokes. Their imagination is absolutely rich. If they put their brains into work innovation, maybe our aircraft carrier would have been built long ago." Meng Keyang said: "Yes! In fact, this pornographic The root of the joke is just one sentence: when you are full, you think about lust. What’s the point of just drinking and eating food, tell a little dirty joke, make the scene more lively, and just join in the fun together.”

Zhou Susu said: "Education is closed. If you can get in touch with people outside, you can understand the society better. These dirty jokes are well written. They really need a good Chinese teacher to teach them." Come out." Su Jinbo said: "I reckon that few of those who came up with these pornographic jokes were particularly good at learning." Zhou Susu said: "Director Su, you are in charge of logistics, often deal with outsiders, and often When you hear such dirty jokes, then you can tell a few more, and let us have fun too." Su Jinbo said: "This dirty joke is not well grasped. I am afraid that it will be too dirty. Chairman Zhou and President Dong I can't stand it." Zhou Susu said: "Just listening, what's so great, it's okay, it's okay. Director Su, if you have something, you can tell it."

Su Jinbo said: "Okay, then I'll tell you a few things to join in the fun for everyone."

The second naughty joke Su Jinbo told: A woman couldn’t get married because of her small breasts. One day she went on a blind date and said to the man, “I have small breasts, do you dislike me?” Yes!" On the night of the bridal chamber, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted, "Oh my God, Wangzai, little steamed bun!"

After Su Jinbo finished speaking, he looked innocent.But the few people around laughed.Jia Ming was so happy that he slapped the table, Dong Mei covered his mouth and smiled, Yao Changqing and Meng Keyang looked at each other and smiled, and Zhou Susu simply turned his head and spit out the tea he was drinking with a "puchi".

Seeing that everyone was very happy, Su Jinbo felt a little proud and said, "I'll tell you one more thing."

Su Jinbo's third naughty joke: A woman urinated in the toilet, a drunk man strayed in after drinking, heard the sound of urinating, and hurriedly said: Don't come, I really don't want to drink anymore!The girl was terrified and didn't dare to pee any more, she couldn't help but fart, the drunkard said: **!Why another bottle!

Zhou Susu said: "Director Su, I don't have to eat tonight, and I'm full of laughter. Tell me what these people think, you can really be ridiculous!"

Su Jinbo said, "Then let me tell you one more thing."

Su Jinbo's fourth naughty joke: The company has a new beautiful female secretary.On the third day, the manager triumphantly said to the deputy manager: "I found out last night that the new secretary is better than my wife." The deputy manager echoed: "I also think he is better than your wife."

After listening to Su Jinbo's joke, Zhou Susu seemed to be showing off her cleverness, and said hastily: "I can tell, the manager just slept with the secretary, and the deputy manager is bad. He kept sleeping with the secretary, even the manager His wives are asleep."

After saying these few words, Zhou Susu felt that it was really inappropriate for her to say these few words. After all, she is a woman!Su Jinbo said with a smile as if nothing had happened: "Chairman Zhou is indeed a smart man, and he got it right at once. I admire, admire." Yao Changqing and Meng Keyang looked at Zhou Susu and smiled, and their thoughts were not much different. They both felt that Zhou Susu It is true that he loves to show off and is superficial. To find such a woman as a wife, it can only be said that this man has no vision.

Jia Ming said: "Old Su, you really know a lot. Do you have any more? I seldom listened to such pornographic jokes before, but today I enjoyed it too." Su Jinbo said: "Okay, the last one for today, and we will It's time to drink and eat, so I won't talk about it." Jia Ming said, "Okay, last one."

Su Jinbo told the fifth naughty joke: An old man took a bus to go to □□ village to do business.On the way, I asked the stewardess: "Have you arrived?" The stewardess said: "Not yet." After a while, the old man asked again: "Has it arrived yet?" The stewardess got a little impatient and said loudly: "What's the rush, old man? , I will call when it arrives!"

Except for Dong Mei, everyone laughed happily.But the imaginary space of this joke made Dong Mei involuntarily think of the time and time again that Fang Yuan brought to her, and she really knew how to scream; but now, the man surnamed Meng in front of her would not allow herself to make love. , and won't let myself bark anymore.Deep down in her heart, Dong Mei really longs to have a man she loves, to make herself cum and cry frequently, after all, sex is also an important part of love, and a marriage without sex is not complete marriage, let alone a harmonious marriage.

The hot dishes were served one after another, and the speed was very fast, which showed that the manager of the restaurant had specially ordered it.Yao Changqing said: "I drank a lot of tea just now, and now we have changed to drinking. I will toast a glass of wine first, to Section Chief Meng and Principal Dong, and wish you a happy wedding and a forever union." Meng Keyang picked up the wine glass and looked at the Dong Mei.Dong Mei is quite good at this point, she knows how to save face for her husband, so she also raises the glass.Meng Keyang said: "Thank you, Principal Yao. Xiaomei and I will work hard to be united forever." Jia Ming also raised his glass and said, "We respect Section Chief Meng and Principal Dong." Zhou Susu clinked glasses with Meng Keyang and said: " Chief Meng, our Principal Dong is an honest man, you can’t bully an honest man!” Meng Keyang said with a smile: “Absolutely not, absolutely not, I assure you.” Zhou Susu said: “I am The chairman of the school’s trade union and director of the women’s committee, if it hurts our female compatriots, I will not agree, and neither the higher-level trade union nor the women’s federation will agree.” Meng Keyang said, “Chairman Zhou, don’t worry. A good lover like Xiaomei, I Meng Keyang couldn't bear the pain, so how could she bully her."

Dong Mei felt much better.Speaking of which, Meng Keyang is really a nice person, careful, considerate, caring for his family, he doesn't smoke, and he doesn't have any other bad hobbies. Now he treats her well, Dong Mei, Zhenzhen, and Dong Mei's parents and brothers. What are you demanding?In fact, he has no sexual ability, which also means that he will not do things to offend his wife outside, which is quite reassuring.Thinking of this level, Dong Mei also had a smile on her face when she clinked glasses with Meng Keyang and others.Seeing the change in Dong Mei's expression, Meng Keyang slightly let go of a hanging heart.

When Zhou Susu saw Meng Keyang and Dong Meifu singing along with each other, she felt slightly jealous in her heart.But thinking that her own words might have played a role, Zhou Susu became complacent again: "Meng Section Chief, as long as I am the chairman of the labor union and the director of the women's committee for one day, I must perform my duties well."

At this time, Yao Changqing's cell phone rang.Yao Changqing saw a mobile phone number that he had a little impression of but had no registered number.Yao Changqing wanted to hang up at first, but thought that he still had a little impression of this number, so he decided to answer it.As soon as he pressed the answer button, he heard a cry from the phone's microphone: "Principal Yao, I don't want to live anymore."