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1015 , Fang Yuan is Drunk in a Mess

Yue Zhibiao opened another bottle of 15-year-old Wuliangye. 【 】It is said that this Wuliangye tastes good. In fact, if you really drink Wuliangye produced before 2001, it is really delicious. 15 years of aging, it is naturally a product in 199. After 15 years of precipitation, the aroma of the wine is more attractive.Fang Yuan had never drank so much baijiu before. Today, Yue Zhibiao and Yue Zhibiao drank an average of nearly 8 taels each.Yue Jin drank a little, there was still some left in the bottle, Fang Yuan vomited.Although he was not in the private room, but rushed into the bathroom in the private room, he still couldn't help throwing up.Maybe it was really drinking too much, maybe there were other reasons.After spitting out the wine, my mind became clearer, but my heart was more painful.Father-in-law, an image of an elder who was once so stalwart, collapsed in Fang Yuan's heart today after Yue Zhibiao carefully relayed the gossip he had heard about Confucius Field.Fangyuan is heartbroken, Fangyuan is depressed, Fangyuan is hesitant, and Fangyuan is confused.For a long time, my father-in-law has been a role model for me to learn and emulate. Once upon a time, Fang Yuan inspired me to become a scholar-type official like my father-in-law with profound knowledge, first-class academics, high moral character, elegance and wisdom. But now, I can still learn from my father-in-law ?Is he still his idol?Are you still a big fan of his?

Fang Yuan was no longer in the mood to drink this wine, the more he drank, the more sad he became; the more he drank, the more sad he became.Fang Yuan stammered, "Mr. Yue, you have spent a lot of money today. These two bottles of wine cost several thousand?" Yue Zhibiao said, "Money is a bastard to me. Rich If you don’t spend it, you’re a fool. No matter how much money you have, can it compare to the friendship between our brothers? No matter how much money you have, can you express my gratitude to you? You have raised my son well, and the parents just spend more money , also willingly. Brother Fang, the things I told you, I’m actually too talkative, I shouldn’t have said it! How to say, I heard these things on the road, and I’m just talking about it when I’m eating and drinking. When I was a child, some people from Dongzhou University said that it was true or false, not sure! Don’t take it to your heart, and don’t tell President Kong! If you say it, I will be in Dongzhou in the future There is no way to mess around in university, and don’t even think about doing business; it’s not good even for you brother! You know your old man’s secret, and your old man doesn’t hate you to death? Anyway, he is also a deputy director If you are a cadre, crushing you to death is not like crushing an ant. You have to think about it, Brother Fang!"

Although Yue Zhibiao's words sounded like humility, they just hit Fang Yuan's "seven inches". Fang Yuan was really suffering.After Fang Yuan said "thank you" several times, she asked to go home.Yue Zhibiao said: "Brother Fang, after drinking so much, you will definitely be scolded when you go home. Tonight, let's relax. How about Lao Yue taking you to enjoy a mandarin duck bath? I'll take you to the safest bathing center in Dongzhou. Absolutely no police will come to investigate, find a few beautiful girls, give Brother Fang a good wash, get rid of the alcohol, and let off steam." Fang Yuan said: "I want to go home. Mr. I'll go home, or I'll take a taxi home by myself." Yue Zhibiao said, "It's only 8 o'clock in the evening, what are you doing so early? Brother Fang, your brother, I will never lie to you, you are worried that someone will check Don't worry, that bathing center is next to the Municipal Intermediate Court, which is the tertiary industry of the Municipal Court. Which police dare to investigate my own business? I guarantee that no one will take pictures, guarantee that no one will record videos, let alone anyone Search. Go and relax. I see that you are in a bad mood today, it's all because of my stinky mouth, I shouldn't have said it!" As he spoke, Yue Zhibiao slapped himself twice in succession The noise was probably due to drinking too much, and I couldn't grasp the severity with my hands.Fang Yuan ignored Yue Zhibiao, stood up, staggered, and said as he walked: "Mr. Yue, I really drank too much. I will take a taxi home by myself. If you want to relax, you can go by yourself. I won't." Go." Yue Zhibiao also stood up: "Brother Fang, if you don't go, you won't go. How can I let you take a taxi home? My driver is at the door and ask him to take you home. Waiter, send Fang Principal, I have to stay in the room and rest." Yue Zhibiao took out his phone, told the driver that he wanted to send Fang Yuan home, and sat down on the seat himself.Looking at the few dishes on the table and the two bottles of 15-year-old Wuliangye, Yue Zhibiao slapped himself on the head: "You bastard, are you crazy? You! No matter how good he is to your son, you will There is no need to invite a small middle school vice principal to drink this wine! A few bottles of dry red at most can solve the problem, why do you drink Wuliangye? Do you have money to burn it? Yuejin you brat, you say To entertain your teacher with the best, you have spent at least 6000 yuan tonight! ***, this table is full of delicious food, and I didn’t eat much! If this **** is left for Hotel, these cooks and waiters are having meat tonight. ***, I can’t eat it, it’s okay to let my working brothers eat it!” While talking, he picked up the phone: “Second brother, Call some of our old brothers to come to the lakeside restaurant and have a few drinks with my brother." Looking back, his mind is still quite clear: "waiter." The waiter went to deliver Fangyuan, but before he came back, Yue Zhibiao shouted at the top of his voice: " Waiter." Sure enough, a waiter opened the door: "Boss, what's the matter?" Yue Zhibiao said, "Pour the remaining Wuliangye into my glass, then take these two bottles of Wuliangye wine away, and then take Three bottles of four-star Jinliufu." The waiter said, "Okay, boss."

Fang Yuan is very drunk.Sitting in the Mercedes-Benz, I tried not to vomit.At the intersection of the community, the driver stopped the car: "Principal Fang, can I take you upstairs?" Fang Yuan couldn't stand up anymore, his legs were as soft as cotton - I don't know if it was 52% or 60% liquor , this is almost a bottle.Tasting fine wine was supposed to be enjoyable, but with the progress of the wine shop, Fangyuan has become an excuse to drink away worries.Fang Yuan could clearly hear what the driver said, but seemed to have no idea how to answer the driver.The driver turned his head, saw Fang Yuan's eyes wide open, and asked again: "Principal Fang, can I take you upstairs?" Fang Yuan still didn't answer.This startled the driver: my darling, you can't kill me in the car, right?

The driver got out of the car quickly, opened the back door, and sniffed carefully. There was still, but the smell of alcohol was reeking.You are so drunk, what else do you drink?I really don't know what the boss thinks.The driver said, "Principal Fang, I'll help you go upstairs." Fang Yuan finally squeezed out a word: "Okay."

The driver almost carried Fang Yuan out of the car, because Fang Yuan was so soft that he couldn't use any strength in his arms and legs.After getting out of the car, Fang Yuan sat on the ground with his buttocks, and this time, Fang Yuan vomited while sitting up, his shirt, his pants, and the ground in front of him were all full of wine lees.The driver saw it and felt disgusted.Fortunately, in such a situation, Yue Zhibiao often appeared in the past, and the driver could bear it.Pulling and dragging, dragging Fangyuan up, shaking one step at a time, shaking at two steps, pulling and pulling, half supporting and half hugging, staggering, it took more than ten minutes to send Fang Yuan to the second floor.Fang Yuan said: "I opened the door and went in by myself. I, I, my wife is pregnant. Look, I must be very angry in this way." After a long time, I found the keys, but I couldn't tell which one. It is the key of the house. I have inserted several keys, but nothing is right.The driver couldn't wait any longer, knocked on the door, and heard a middle-aged woman's voice inside: "Who is it? Don't you know how to ring the doorbell?" The driver said, "Is this the home of Principal Fang?" The middle-aged woman seemed to be taken aback: "Principal Fang? You are looking for the wrong one. This is Principal Kong's home." The driver glared at Fangyuan. Damn, he even got his own home wrong, so how could he have the right key?Fang Yuan was also shocked, and she didn't know where the strength came from, and shouted loudly: "Mom, I'm Fang Yuan." The middle-aged woman seemed to hear Fang Yuan's voice, and said quickly: "Oh, here, here, open the door for you coming."

When Mama Kong opened the door, she was still taken aback by the sight in front of her.The son-in-law doesn't have any gentle demeanor, doesn't he still look like an intellectual, a drunk on the street!The clothes are full of distiller's grains, red, green, white, yellow, colorful, the tangy smell of wine rushes towards him, his eyes are scattered and dull.Kong’s mother asked in a low voice, “Fangyuan, how can you drink like this?” The driver said, “You are Mrs. Kong’s wife. I brought your son-in-law back. Today, my boss invited President Fang to dinner, and the boss asked me to put Principal Fang sent him back. I’ll hand him over to you.” Mama Kong felt that it was embarrassing to have such a drunk standing in front of her house, so she hurriedly said, “Hurry up, help Fang Yuan into the house, help him into the house.”

Kong Shuanghua also came over. Seeing Fang Yuan's drunken appearance, he couldn't believe his eyes: "Fang Yuan, Fang Yuan, why are you drinking like this? Look at you, how did you make yourself look like a street beggar? Oh, it's so dirty. Vomit, vomit." Kong Shuanghua felt nauseous, and immediately ran to the bathroom to vomit acid water.

The driver said: "Mrs. Kong, I handed over your son-in-law to you. I have to deal with the boss!" Kong's mother was stunned, and said: "Okay." The driver just let go, and the radius was already like a puddle of mud The same, plopped to the ground, lying there straight.Mother Kong was distressed and angry, but her attitude towards the driver was okay: "Master, you still help me. My daughter is pregnant and can't use force; I am an old woman and I don't have much strength. You should help him up and sit on the seat." Here, sit, yes, sit."

The driver looked at Mama Kong and said, "Okay, I'll just sit him down. I can't stay here all the time. You guys have to deal with the rest." Mama Kong said, "Okay. Thank you very much. The driver helped Fang Yuan up and sat on the ground, but Fang Yuan's body was as soft as noodles, and he usually sat at a 90-degree angle.This time, it was almost parallel, and the body fell forward, with the head almost touching the knees - really drunk, this metaphor is too vivid.Isn't the current Fangyuan like a pile of mud?

After the driver left, Mama Kong let out a long sigh.Kong Shuanghua finished vomiting the acid water and walked over, couldn't help the anger in his heart, and kicked Fangyuan fiercely while wearing slippers: "You worthless thing, isn't it just that the parents of the students treat you to a meal, and you can drink it like this?" It looks like it! It’s promising, it’s promising!” Mother Kong said, “Xiaohua, what are you doing? You’re scolding and beating Fangyuan at this moment, how can Fangyuan know? I’m also angry with Fangyuan like this, but at this time, Let him drink some water quickly, wash him and wipe him clean, change into clean clothes, sleep well, and he will be fine tomorrow. When he wakes up, you can reason with him, okay? " Kong Shuanghua had tears in her eyes: "Mom, you know, I am angry and distressed. Tell me, it is just a student's parent who invites you to dinner. As for?" Kong's mother said: "Xiaohua, don't be angry. Don't be sad. Now that you are pregnant with the child, you can't be angry and sad, it's not good for the child." Kong Shuanghua threw herself into his mother's arms and cried bitterly.Mother Kong hugged her daughter and comforted her softly: "Xiaohua, the future is long! A man will inevitably get drunk when he is outside. If he can find his way home and not fool around outside, he is already a good man. Don't be angry. Bad body, let the baby get hurt! Fang Yuan is drunk today, maybe there is something unhappy, when he sobers up, we will ask him again, okay?" Kong Shuanghua said: "Okay."

Looking at Fangyuan who was slumped on the floor, Mama Kong was worried for a while.Look at Kong Shuanghua, and say: "Xiaohua, you said you can't use force, and I can't move him. He is so drunk now, it is impossible to take a bath by himself. What should I do?" Kong Shuanghua said: "Yes. Ah, what should I do?" Mother Kong said, "The clothes are all dirty like this, and the smell of alcohol is no good! It will make the house full of strange smells, and it will also affect the baby. It can't be dragged. I still have to wash it, but what should I do?" Kong Shuanghua said, "Yes, this stinky Fangyuan, I hate you to death." Kong's mother said, "How about, Xiaohua, let's put Fangyuan's in the living room. Take off the dirty clothes, scrub him clean, then put him in clean clothes, and let him sleep in the living room all night?" Kong Shuanghua said, "Well, that's the only way to go."

Kong Shuanghua brought clean clothes from the bedroom, but found that he couldn't sit so low, because his swollen stomach couldn't make Kong Shuanghua bend too deeply.Seeing her daughter's bulky body, Kong's mother gritted her teeth and said, "Xiaohua, let me change it for Fangyuan. The mother-in-law is also a mother, and mother changes clothes for the child. Fangyuan, you can treat me as your own mother." Kong Shuanghua hesitated After a while, but there was no better way, she said, "Mom, is this suitable?" Kong's mother said, "What should I do? You can't do it either, and your father is on a business trip to Fujian again. Xiaohua, I don't want to either." Ah! From growing up to now, I have only seen your father's body, and I have never seen other men's bodies. Xiaohua, I am doing this for you! Sigh! Let's do it, anyway, I am Fangyuan's mother , it is human nature for a mother to change clothes for the child."

The shirt was taken off, and the vest was also taken off, and Mama Kong threw the dirty clothes into the laundry tub.Can you take off your pants?Mother Kong looked at Kong Shuanghua.Kong Shuanghua felt an indescribable feeling in her heart, bit her lips, and said, "Mom, let me lift your leg for you, take it off. I've already taken off my shirt, and this pair of pants is not bad." Kong's mother said, "Okay." Gently laying Fangyuan flat, the two women saw the remaining panties on Fangyuan's body at the same time.The underwear was dirty and wet. Obviously, it was either alcohol, or he had lost control of his urine and urinated in his crotch.

what to do?Kong Shuanghua and Kong's mother looked at each other in blank dismay.Kong Shuanghua said: "Mom, take it off. It's disgusting. You have to wash him thoroughly and put him in clean clothes." Kong's mother said: "Is this suitable?" Kong Shuanghua said: "Mom, you Didn't I say it? You are my mother and Fang Yuan's mother. Take off!"

Fang Yuan was naked in front of his wife and mother-in-law!Mother Kong tried to leave her son-in-law's body, but her eyes seemed disobedient.To scrub Fangyuan, of course I have to do it myself, my daughter has a big belly and can't do it.At this time, Mother Kong felt tenderness in her heart, and she scrubbed and scrubbed her son-in-law well, and let him put on new clothes cleanly.

I won’t describe it in the following article. Many book lovers want to ask: When Mama Kong was scrubbing, did she wash Fangyuan there?I don't write it, you can imagine it yourself.