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2191.1198. Father Fang's Peasant Limitations

Fangyuan reacted immediately, and he said, "Dad, if you drink Wuliangye, you drink Wuliangye. Dad, you have been drinking burning knives for 2 yuan a catty all your life. What's the matter if we drink a bottle of Wuliangye?" The wine is too expensive. [ ] Dad also knows that this is good wine, it is the best and best wine in China and Maotai, Dad knows that it is not easy for your father-in-law to earn money, and it is not easy for you to earn money." Fang Yuan said: "Dad, let's try something new! What's more, if my father-in-law invites you to drink Shaodaozi wine that costs 2 yuan a catty, it will not reflect the heart of father-in-law and mother-in-law." Fang's father said: "Such expensive wine, How much milk powder, how much vegetables and food can I buy?” Fang Yuan said, “Dad, you also saw that your son got a bonus of 1 yuan today, and he can still afford to drink some Wuliangye.” Father Fang said: “ Okay, then I will drink this Wuliangye. Probably in our village, I am the first person to drink Wuliangye. I will keep this bottle, don’t throw it away, I will take it back when I return to Tonghua, I want Tell the neighbors, my in-laws invited me to drink Wuliangye, and my son invited me to drink Wuliangye."

Kong Zitian's expression calmed down. Although he really looked down on this old-fashioned in-law from the countryside in his heart, since Fang Yuan had convinced his father, he was naturally showing off his face: "Brother in-law, I will treat you to a drink at noon today. Wuliangye, I want to treat you to Moutai tonight. It’s not easy for my brother-in-law to come to Dongzhou once. This is the best baijiu in China. I still have to ask my brother-in-law to taste it. When my brother returns to Tonghua, I’ll come back Brother, please bring back a few bottles of Wuliangye and Moutai, and drink them at home." Father Fang said: "No, no more. Just try something new. I am used to drinking sorghum wine and Shaodaozi wine from the Northeast. We are not so Good life." Confucius Tian said: "It's not like drinking every day. During the festivals, drink a little to celebrate the festivals for yourself!" Fang's father said: "My in-laws, you are the official of the boss. Listen to Yuanyuan, yes Deputy department level. How old is this deputy department level? Is it as big as our town chief?" Kong Zitian laughed dumbly: "Brother in-law, hahahaha." Kong Zitian didn't know what to say.Fang Yuan said, "Dad, my father-in-law has more officials than the mayor. Let me put it this way, the mayor has a deputy county magistrate, and the deputy magistrate has a county magistrate. My father-in-law is more senior than the magistrate." The higher level is the leader who can control the county magistrate!"

Father Fang's hands trembled a little: "Dear... my dear, I dare you to be the official in charge of the county magistrate!" Kong Zitian smiled confidently: "I can't manage it, but my rank is one level higher than the county magistrate's." Level. The county magistrate may not necessarily listen to my words, but he will definitely weigh them in. After all, I am the deputy director of the city’s People’s Congress.” Fang’s father said, “I heard that our mayor, the good cigarettes and wine in the house are all It was a gift from someone. In-law, you are several levels higher than the mayor, if you also have some free Wuliangye and Moutai at home, I can take some back to my hometown." Fang Yuan's face is really unstoppable, his father , Throwing everyone here, what will this make the father-in-law and his family think?The whole little old man in the Northeast who is too stingy to be willing to spend money, but also likes to be greedy for petty gains!

Confucius Tian felt a great deal of face.Seeing that Fangyuan's face was a bit unsightly, this sense of psychological superiority became even stronger.You, Fang Yuan, should know it well, it is your good fortune that you married my daughter.My daughter has a bit of a temper and is a bit spoiled, so she is much better than your father!Just looking at Xiaohua, there are many shortcomings; but I am afraid of being compared with others. Compared with your father, my daughter has become a model of understanding and generosity.Confucius Tian said: "Brother-in-law, I don't have many cigarettes, because I don't usually smoke, so no one gives me cigarettes. But good wine, there are still some, Maotai has it, Wuliangye has it, and Fenjiu has it." , Luzhou Laojiao, Xiangjiugui, Xifeng, Dongjiu, Jiannanchun, and Gujinggong, all have a few bottles at home. I will not dislike them, and I will bring them with me when I return to Tonghua." Father Fang said: "Okay, then Okay, then I will have more face when I go back to the village. Who can drink so much good wine?" Confucius decided to make a small joke: "Then you still have to bring the wine bottle back to Tonghua Is it?" Fang's father said, "There is good wine, what are you doing with the wine bottle?" Kong Zitian suddenly felt that this brother, who was almost 10 years older than himself, had a bit of an old urchin, so he couldn't help laughing .

When pouring Wuliangye for Father Fang again, Father Fang didn't refuse or ask for a change of wine. Instead, he held the wine glass and put it to his nose to sniff several times. Every time he sniffed, he shook his head and said, "It's so fragrant Liquor!" "It's really Wuliangye!" Seeing his father so obsessed with Wuliangye, Fang Yuan felt both sad and helpless, the sad thing is that as a son, he failed to do his filial piety well and let his father drink it earlier Go to Wuliangye; helplessly, my father has completely embarrassed him today. Fortunately, this is a family banquet, not a public banquet, otherwise, it would really make others laugh out loud!My father has never been on the stage, and he doesn't understand the things on the stage at all!

Confucius Tian finished a few words of blessing on the table, and had nothing to say.There is an obvious generation gap and cultural gap between Fang's father, Fang's mother and me, and there is not much common language at all.On the one hand, he really has nothing to say, on the other hand, Kong Zitian is becoming more and more unwilling to communicate with a countryman like Father Fang, he is really putting on airs!Kong Zitian said: "Shufang, drink some wine with your in-laws." Kong Shufang also had nothing to say, and said: "I was with you just now, did I toast my in-laws brother and sister-in-law?" Confucius said: "Xiaohua, toast your father-in-law and mother-in-law." Kong Shuanghua said, "I'm already like this, can I still drink?" Obviously he didn't want to toast.Kong Zitian said: "You replace wine with water." Kong Shuanghua said: "Okay." Kong Shuanghua stood up with the help of the nanny Xiaoqing, held up a glass of water, and the other party's father and mother Fang said: "Dad, Mom, thank you!" You two elders have raised such an excellent son." Fang's mother said with concern: "Daughter-in-law, please sit down quickly. It's the critical time for Xiao Baozi, so don't flicker." Kong Shuanghua said: "Thank you, mother, for your concern. .I'm paying attention."

Obviously, Kong Zitian felt that he could not find anything to communicate with Fang Yuan's parents.At this moment, the door of the private room opened, and Miao Dongshun and Si Yushi came in, each holding an exquisite box in their hands.Miao Dongshun said: "Principal Kong, Mrs. Kong, uncles, aunts, brothers, younger siblings, I hope my wife and I have not disturbed everyone." Kong Zitian said sincerely: "Welcome! Mr. Miao, please sit down."

Miao Dongshun said: "Thank you." After sitting down with Si Yushi, Miao Dongshun said: "Principal Kong, Mrs. Kong, uncle, auntie, there is something that I have been wanting to say, I wonder if it is appropriate to say it here? Confucius Tian said: "You and Fangyuan are good friends, what else can you say?" Miao Dongshun said: "Brother Fang and I are indeed good brothers, and we have a very good relationship. Actually, I know that Brother Fang is a party representative. He is a member of the Youth Federation and the youngest vice-principal of a middle school in Dongzhou City. He has made many friends. This time, the uncle and aunt came from the northeast. I heard that it was a member of the Youth Federation of Brother Fang who contacted the sleeper on the train. , and even asked the conductor on the train to deliver meals every meal time, uncle and aunt were taken care of very well." Father Fang became interested: "Yes, they are taken care of very well, eat well, sleep well, Such a delicious meal makes me have to eat half of Yuanyuan's mother's meal in addition to my own. This girl is really good, she treats me and Yuanyuan's mother like a real father Like a real mother." Miao Dongshun said: "Yes, that's the god-sister that Brother Fang met in the Youth Federation committee." Fang's father said: "Yuanyuan is a god-sister, I think she is filial and has eyes. She said she happened to be on a business trip to Nanjing, and she picked up Yuanyuan and me on the way, and said hello to us old couple along the way! Buy us fruit juice, something we don’t know what it is, it’s delicious anyway, It's delicious. She said that she and Fangyuan are sisters and brothers, and her brother's parents are also her parents, so she recognized me as godfather and Yuanyuan's mother as godmother."

This is exactly what Miao Dongshun wanted.Look at Fangyuan, he looks a bit embarrassed; look at Confucius Tian, ​​his expression is very focused; look at Kong Shuanghua, hehe, this little brother and sister are obviously jealous!Miao Dongshun said: "Uncle, I am Fangyuan's god-brother, and his god-sister can recognize you as god-father, and I as god-brother should also call you dad! If you don't think I'm a rough man, uncle, Today I recognize you as my father, and my wife Xiaoshi is your eldest daughter-in-law." Fang's father became excited: "You are the big boss!" Miao Dongshun said: "The big boss is also Fangyuan's elder brother! "Papa Fang said: "That's good!" Miao Dongshun said: "Dad, Mom, my son sends his greetings to you! Xiaoshi, come on, let's do a kinship ceremony for Mom and Dad." Si Yushi followed Miao Dongshun to stand stand up.Miao Dongshun said: "The old society was all about kneeling, but now it's not. Your eldest daughter-in-law and I will bow three times to our parents." As he said, he and Si Yushi bowed deeply three times. bow.Father Fang said, "Then how will I call you in the future?" Miao Dongshun gritted his teeth, thinking that when he first debuted, all the seniors on the road called him Shunzi. In the past ten years, no one has dared to call him that. It’s up to me, at most I’ll call Brother Shun, and the rest will be called Boss, Boss, or Miao.Miao Dongshun said: "Dad, you can call me Shunzi!" Fang's father said: "Okay, Shunzi, Shunzi's daughter-in-law, with a son and daughter-in-law like you, I really have a face." Miao Dongshun said "Dad, I'm in a hurry. Xiaoshi and I didn't have anything to prepare, we just prepared a small gift for my parents. Xiaoshi, take it out." Si Yushi opened a box and handed it to Miao Dongshun.Miao Dongshun said: "Dad, this is for you. I see that you like to smoke dry tobacco. I have a pipe made of heather root. I heard it was imported from Italy. I will give it to Dad today as a godson. one's gift."

Miao Dongshun took it out, the pipe was very delicate and beautiful, but it didn't seem out of the ordinary.Confucius Tian is a man of knowledge. In the world, the best pipes are those made from the roots of heather trees. An expensive heather root pipe costs tens of thousands of yuan.This gift from Miao Dongshun is not light!It's a pity, it's a waste, a waste, to give it to such a bad old man!

Father Fang was very happy: "Shunzi, you are the big boss, isn't your pipe expensive?" Miao Dongshun said, "It's not expensive, it's more than 2000 yuan." More than 2000 pipes?" Confucius said, "Brother-in-law, pipes are different from tobacco pipes. A pipe made of ordinary wood may cost more than ten yuan or tens of yuan, but your son's pipe is different. This Tobacco pipes are made of heather roots. Only Italy, France and other Mediterranean coasts have heather trees. Its roots grow for decades or even hundreds of years. When dug out, it can be made into pipes after a very complicated procedure. I visited Italy At that time, I saw a briar root pipe that sold for $3500, equivalent to RMB 2!" Father Fang said: "So, this is a real treasure pipe?" Confucius Tian said: "Yes , the gift of your godson is not light!"

Miao Dongshun was still worried at first, because he was afraid that his father would not know the goods. After Confucius Tian said this, Miao Dongshun was also taken aback: I dare to say that this pipe is so valuable!Seeing the meaning of Confucius Tian, ​​he also likes it, so taking advantage of this opportunity, it is better to have a relationship with the "spot" Confucius Tian, ​​and raise the spot and "futures" Fangyuan together, which will naturally have more benefits.Miao Dongshun said: "Director Kong is an expert. As for me, I have another pipe. It is a waste to keep it in my rough hands. If Director Kong likes it, I will bring that pipe later and give it to Director Kong." Confucius Tian said: "Then how dare you?" Miao Dongshun said: "You are Brother Fang's old father-in-law, that is, my old father-in-law, ah, look at my stinky mouth, how can you be my old father-in-law? What about people? You are brother Fang's father-in-law and my elder." Everyone at the table laughed.

Father Fang took the pipe and rubbed it in his hand, as if he couldn't put it down.Miao Dongshun resolutely proceeded to the next project, and said to Si Yushi, "Xiaoshi, take out the gift we gave to mom too." Si Yushi opened another box, wow, there was a golden necklace inside.Si Yushi said: "Godmother, this is a meeting gift from Shunzi and I." Fang's mother was so excited that her hands trembled: "Shunzi's daughter-in-law, it's too heavy, too heavy." Si Yushi said: " Godmother, this is a little wish from the daughter-in-law, as long as the mother likes it, the daughter-in-law will be happy." Mother Fang said, "I like it, I like it." Tears flowed down my face.Si Yushi said obediently: "Mom, then I'll put it on for you now!" Fang's mother said: "Hey, um!"

Fang's father suddenly said to Yuan Yuan, "Yuanyuan, do you still have a god-brother or a god-sister?" Fang Yuan immediately understood what his father meant, and his face became more and more uneasy.Today, this father has been humiliated. Will he still have any dignity in front of his father-in-law, his wife, brother Miao and sister-in-law Miao?This cheap dad!

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