life struggle

"Brothers and sisters, how can you 'be happy after three cups'? The fighting power is not strong. Xiaojun, why don't you keep your head down and don't talk? You can't compare with the ladies. You have to drink two more glasses today." Wang Ping After eating a few mouthfuls of food, I looked around at everyone, "Today, we also changed the old rules in our hometown, no longer expressing one by one, and playing a baton game. Starting from Sister Zhang, Song Zhihui was in charge of calling for a stop, and heard ' Stop 'The one who doesn't pass the stick is the loser. Either drink or tell a joke that can make everyone laugh. If you can't make people laugh, you will be punished with a glass of wine. If you are really funny, you will be rewarded with a glass of wine. Then start with the loser, and so on." .Wang Ping's proposal was approved by everyone.

The passing stick is a prop made of a chopstick. After shaking it twice in Zhang Yuanyuan's hand, Song Zhihui shouted "Start" and quickly spread among everyone.The first one who didn't pass out was Zhao Tianli, who said a witty saying, "Without the friction of the belly, there will be no spark of love." This made several ladies giggle.

The stick continued to be passed down, and within three laps, it fell into Xiaojun's hands. Xiaojun suddenly became nervous, with a look of astonishment, and forced himself to say, "It's me, everyone, I really can't do it, and I don't have any jokes, and I don't know. Whatever is good to talk about, just talk about it, and everyone will just listen to it.”

"Cough, cough, cough" Xiao Jun calmed down, coughed a few times, cleared his throat, "A country man went to see a doctor in the andrology department of the hospital, and the doctor asked, 'What's wrong with you?', 'Doctor, my ass hurts. ', 'Hey, don't be too vulgar, be more elegant, use professional terms, I tell you, yours is not called egg pain, but xx (finished) pain', the man was anxious when he heard it, 'No, I still It hurts if you don't do it'".

"Okay, okay, okay, a glass of award wine, drink it soon." Everyone said in unison.

Xiaojun was originally the kind of person who would show his face when drinking, and he was a little ashamed, and felt that his face was hot, and he couldn't resist the persuasion of everyone, so he had no choice but to drink from his glass.Later, Xiaojun hit a few more blows, and had no choice but to drink the wine because he didn't have a Coke joke.All the weird jokes made the atmosphere extremely warm, and everyone was in excitement.Xiaojun's drink was indeed a bit high, and he received the stick in his hand, but he didn't react for a while, and he held it in his hand and couldn't pass it down.

"Xiaojun, it's your turn again. Let's give everyone a unique one, surpassing the previous ones." Everyone had already seen that Xiaojun was a little shy, and deliberately provoked him with words, and there was a tendency that he would not give up if he didn't speak.Xiaojun felt helpless, he couldn't hide, what was he talking about, when he looked up, he saw Song Zhihui whispering in Zhang Yuanyuan's ear, Zhang Yuanyuan listened with a smile on her head, and kept nodding, looking very intimate. Bright, here comes the inspiration.Anyway, I’m drunk, so I might as well be trendy, let go a little, and try to have a good time, “It’s too bad, let me say an indecent joke. It’s good to have a day, but it’s hard to have a baby. "

Zhao Tianli had just taken a sip of water, and before he could swallow it, he almost spit it out when he heard this, and leaned on Ma Qiuling's shoulder beside him.Zhang Yuanyuan and Song Zhihui hugged each other excitedly and laughed for a long time, while the others were leaning forward and back together, in full swing.Xiaojun didn't know if what he said was a bit too much, if others were making fun of his ignorance, and seeing everyone laughing, he also echoed, who knew that when he smiled and raised his energy, the contents of his stomach surged violently, and the waves turned up, straight Going down the throat, he turned his head and ran to the bathroom outside, bumping his head against the door, with a "wow", all the food he ate was sprayed on the door, straight down, and the smell was suffocating.Everyone was shocked, a lively gathering was disturbed by Xiaojun's sudden move, so they had to let it go.

As for how he got back to the dormitory, Xiaojun had no idea. He slept until ten o'clock the next morning, and then slowly woke up. His head was still a little groggy, his limbs were numb and swollen, and he went to the cafeteria to eat a bowl of beef stewed noodles. After sleeping again, I came to the dining hall of No. [-] cafeteria of the college to attend the opening ceremony.

The dining room changed from the monotony of the past, and the surroundings were filled with colorful flags. The rostrum was arranged in a grand and enthusiastic manner. There were two large black speakers at the corners of the two sides of the stage, playing the entrance song non-stop.The students are divided into majors and arranged in units of classes, all of which have obvious signboards. The students of the sixth clinical class are all in the third row in front of the venue, and Xiaojun and a few roommates are seated in the middle.

At 56:[-] in the afternoon, the opening ceremony was on time.The first person on stage was the president of the student union, who delivered a welcome speech to the freshmen on behalf of all the seniors, and then the freshman representatives made speeches.Finally, Principal Bai Fuya gave a passionate speech.Principal Bai is [-] and seven years old. He wears a pair of white myopia glasses with a gold wire edge. His sparse hair is combed brightly. He has the temperament and demeanor of a scholar and professor. He looks very energetic. He speaks with a loud voice. , resounding, very beautiful.

"Dear new students of Grade [-], with fine clouds and fragrant osmanthus, in this golden autumn season of fruitful fragrance, you are very excited, with the entrustment of your hometown elders, and with infinite expectations, step into the A campus full of flowers is about to start a new journey of life. Your arrival is like a gentle breeze, making the beautiful campus more beautiful, fresh and pleasant. All the teachers and students of the college are looking forward to your arrival. We sincerely I sincerely wish you all and welcome you!" There was bursting bean-like applause from the audience.

After the applause, the principal was about to continue his speech. For some unknown reason, the power went out suddenly and the microphone stopped ringing.The grade director Jia Mingsheng and the counselor Qiao Yulin were worried that the abnormal situation in their department and class would not affect the leadership, so they whispered among the students: "There is a fault in the line, and it will be restored soon. Everyone should keep quiet and don't do anything." Small actions, establish a good image."

About ten minutes later, the call finally came, and the venue immediately returned to calm.Principal Bai tapped the microphone twice with his hand and said: "I'm sorry for keeping you waiting for a long time. Just now, the workers in the school repaired the road construction and broke the line. It has been repaired now. It is just a small episode. There is an accident. The meeting will continue. .”

President Bai briefly introduced the basic situation, history, key disciplines and development direction of the college in a highly generalized language, and then said: "When you step into this beautiful campus, you become a member of our big family. In this big family, it is full of true feelings, full of friendship, and full of the pursuit of all good things. In this big family, you will cultivate your sentiments in this beautiful campus environment, give full play to your strengths, and enrich you. knowledge, climb the peak of science, and realize your dreams."

For the past few days, Xiaojun has been a little acclimatized. He has not yet adapted to the tea and food here, and he still has the after-effects of drinking last night. There is something wrong with his lunch, and his stomach has been feeling unwell.There were many people in the venue, and it was a bit stuffy, so I managed to hold on, but I didn't last long, so I had to go out quietly from the front with a lunge, and went to the bathroom for a while. Feeling much more comfortable, I hurried into the venue.He walked lightly and quickly, only looking forward, not paying attention to his feet, one foot hung up the audio wire on the corner floor under the rostrum, and fell to the ground himself.

Just catching up with the principal, he said: "The way of a university is to be virtuous, to be close to the people, and to be good. A university is a palace for exploring the true meaning of academics, exalting the spirit of humanity, and imparting human ethics and social ideals. The focus is on cultivating the spirit of humanity, The character of supreme kindness and gratitude must strengthen moral cultivation, study hard, observe discipline, and improve people." Before the word "Ge" was spoken, the sound suddenly stopped.

The staff on the side stepped forward quickly, pulled Xiaojun up, quickly connected the wires, and the sound reinforcement resumed.

The headmaster was talking about excitement, which is also the key point, when suddenly something unexpected happened, his face darkened instantly, with displeasure on his face, he gave Xiaojun a hard look, scaring Xiaojun enough.All eyes turned to Xiaojun immediately, and the scene was very quiet and awkward for a while.A small amount of sweat oozed from the principal's forehead. He paused for a while, wiped it with a towel, took a sip of water, and said, "The staff did not do their job properly, and we must pay attention to it in the future. Similar situations should not happen again."

After a short pause, the principal said: "Students, university is a place to let your dreams fly, a place to study and study, and a palace for adults to become talents. After entering the university, we must not sit back and relax, let alone waste our lives. We should face the light with struggle, treat life with a smile, discover and feel your life from the ordinary or even ordinary life, dedicate your ingenuity and wisdom, bloom your brilliance, make the building of Pingyi more stable, and make the music of Pingyi Be stronger and make Pingyi's tomorrow even better. Finally, I wish the students a happy life and success in their studies!"

Xiaojun wanted to try not to attract the attention of others, and returned to his seat quietly, but he didn't expect to make a big fuss all of a sudden, and he got into a big disaster.He quietly returned to his seat, with his head down, anxious and ashamed, as if he had eaten 25 mice—scratching his heart, his heart was pounding, he was going up and down, his whole body was cold and numb, hating himself for being worthless , too careless, just arrived at school, embarrassing and embarrassing in public, although the principal didn't criticize himself directly, he was obviously displeased, worried about how the school would treat him.What the principal said, he didn't listen to a word.

The opening ceremony was finally over, and everyone stood up and applauded. Xiaojun felt a little better and was about to leave, when the counselor Qiao Yulin stopped him with a serious expression, "Student, don't leave yet. Please stay."