Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

"do you understand?"

"Understood." Jiang Yuyu immediately nodded sincerely, "It's just that our faces combined are not as big as yours."

"...Little water ghost, have you always spoken so sharply?"

Jiang Yuyu thought for a while, "No, but mother said that for the villain who misses her plum wine, she just wants to hit him hard!"

He Lianchen became angry, "You already knew that I deliberately disgusted you, just to steal your plum wine while you vomit?" Too much!If I said it earlier, he wouldn't be so disgusting!

Mr. Cheng's plum wine is a must in the capital. Because of the small production volume, he can only get a small jar every year, so when he saw a small jar on the table in the room just now, he immediately got hungry.

It wasn't the first time that He Lianchen fell into Jiang Yuyu's hands. After being angry for half a minute, he calmed down.

Afterwards, he found out that he was just talking nonsense, but he still didn't get the point, "You haven't said it yet, why did you come to Mr. Cheng's house?"

And looking at the yard, it is obvious that the master lives there, but he checked it before he came in, and there is only one person who can breathe here.

It seems that he really doesn't know Cheng Siyan's face.

Anyway, now that she went home and met her relatives, her identity would be revealed sooner or later. In order to avenge the "revenge" that he almost killed by lightning just now, she decided to scare him.

"This is my home, of course I live here."

Sure enough, the corner of He Lianchen's mouth twitched, feeling faintly uncomfortable, "You... home? Who are you... No, no."

Master Cheng's family has many children, and he can't recognize all the names, so it's better to ask... "Which rank are you in the family?"

Jiang Yuyu sat on the stone bench very obediently, her two sweet dimples made her smiling face look more innocent and harmless.

Looking at the nervous He Lianchen, she told him in a very good mood, "Jiu, I'm Miss Cheng Jiajiu."

bang!As if being hit straight by a boulder, He Lianchen's whole face was so shocked that it was about to distort, and even the handsome eyebrows that always flew up when he smiled seemed to collapse.

"Nine, nine..." For a few minutes, he looked at Jiang Yuyu as if he was looking at a ghost, as if she had suddenly grown horns on her forehead.

"...Miss Nine?" After struggling for a long time, he finally said all these words, but the language system obviously failed temporarily, so he could only repeat these words, "Miss Nine? Nine? Nine? Miss?"

While chanting, his hands unconsciously tightened, and it hurt the little white dog's fur on his arm.

The little white dog is angry, oh, bullying me won't scream pain!

The puppy bared its teeth, and with a "bark", it bit firmly on his hand.

The pain didn't wake Helian Chen up, he mechanically raised his hand with the dog's tooth mark, brought it close to his eyes, looked at it for 20 seconds, and then said, "Miss Nine?"

Jiang Yuyu kept his chin upright as if he was watching a play, and didn't "disturb" him being stupid, just kept watching quietly.

But speaking of it, when this eccentric prince was acting stupid, he looked much more normal than when he was having a fit...

After staying like this for more than ten minutes, He Lianchen suddenly stood up as if awakened, "Miss Nine?! Cheng Siyan, the nine daughter of the Cheng family?!"

"Yes," Jiang Yuyu blinked innocently, "How do you know my name?"

"Ha... this... young master, I am very knowledgeable and knowledgeable! Ha, ha, ha!" He Lianchen laughed a few times, and suddenly his expression sank, "I suddenly remembered that I saw a boy who fell into the water on the way here. I'm going to rescue him first."