Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

"No."

"...Then it's true that you can find a chance to confess your love at any time?"

He Lianye looked at Yuyu's tangled appearance, suddenly lowered his eyes slightly, and said with a smile, "Actually, it's not."

Huh? "When can't it be?"

"...Do you really want to know?" He Lianye's tone was full of connivance and pampering, as if he couldn't do anything about her, even if this question made him a little bit embarrassed, but for the sake of Yuyu, he would answer honestly .

It's a pity that Yuyu has long been accustomed to his various forms of affectionate money, and has not realized that the "danger" is approaching.

"I want to know!" Yuyu's attitude is so sincere.

He Lianye gave her a doting smile, and said softly——

"When you kiss me."

"..." This big-bellied black man!

Yuyu swung out the silver needle and rushed into the kitchen with a murderous look.

But a certain evildoer who became like a hedgehog didn't feel ashamed of his image at all, he followed behind Yuyu, entered the kitchen, chose some of Yuyu's favorite dishes, and ordered He Yan to go out and buy fresh meat. .

Regardless of He Yan seeing his new "look" messed up in the wind, He Lianye lowered his head and started washing the vegetables, that appearance...low-browed and pleasing to the eye, very hard-working, very...little daughter-in-law.

He Yan broke down and ran away.

Yuyu ground her teeth, ignored He Lianye, and squatted in front of the small medicine stove to boil her medicine, waiting to be "enjoyed" by a big belly black man.

Just because she ignored He Lianye, it didn't mean everyone ignored her.

The poor shopkeeper finally came back to his senses, and remembered that it was time to come and entertain the guests.

In fact, he couldn't figure out whether the former "Prince Jing" was real or not, but now that prince left on his own initiative, of course the guests who stayed were even more powerful.

So the shopkeeper ran over, put on the most friendly smile and rushed to the kitchen door, and then... almost fell to the ground with pia.

He Lianye appeared wearing a cloak, and he didn't take off his hat after entering the door, so the shopkeeper didn't see his stunning face, but only saw a bunch of silver needles stuck on his body like a hedgehog...

That's all, maybe this master is treating diseases with acupuncture, but...

The shopkeeper's trembling eyes fixed on Helian Ye's head.

On the top of his head, there are two silver needles more than one finger long inserted on the left and right. Between the silver needles, a small banner was opened. On the banner, there were four big characters that flashed in fluorescent light—— - I am a pervert.

The inscription turned out to be a sad little crying face.

The shopkeeper shivered several times, but he didn't know whether it was because of this little crying face, or because the handwriting was too neat, which made him feel that these four words looked very sincere and serious...

"Master... you are..." What are you doing!The shopkeeper also joined the army.

He Lianye put the freshly washed dishes aside, and sighed softly, "I'm offending my future wife."

The shopkeeper was touched instantly.What a man!

In order to make my wife happy, I can make such a big sacrifice!

Feeling emotional in his heart, He Yan came back in a hurry, "Master, there is no more meat in the market."

This town is small, and there are very few foreigners staying overnight. There is a fixed amount of meat sold every day. Now that it is so late, naturally everything is sold out.

"No more meat?" He Lianye looked at the washed dishes calmly, and ordered He Yan, "Then catch that man back."

What Helian Ye said was the one pretending to be him.

But the shopkeeper didn't care who he was talking about, and burst into tears in an instant.

Saying this suddenly at this moment sounds like eating human flesh...

Master, don't be so active in cooperating with the banner on your head...