Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history
29. How to fight black belly
In the past few days, she had no money, and she was afraid that she would starve to death, so she didn't dare to look at the stalls along the street.
"Okay, then I will take you out every day from now on, and taste all the delicious food in the capital."
Jiang Yuyu was certainly happy when someone said that to him, but...
"Why?" Why is this man so patient with her?
"Guess." Raising eyebrows evilly, Helianye deliberately answered her with the phrase she used to prevaricate others.
How will this little girl react?
Without hesitation at all, Jiang Yuyu suddenly showed a surprised expression, "I seem to know something!"
"what?"
"Mom said, this sentence is used by little girls to act like a baby!"
"..."
Jiang Yuyu looked at him innocently, "So you are my sister!"
"..." His heart thumped and he was punched.
"I thought it was an old lady."
"..." This time it was simply stabbed with a knife.
Does he look like an aunt in any way!
For the first time, Helian Ye felt that it was so difficult to remain calm and elegant...
"Little girl," he leaned close to her, his tone dangerous, "Did anyone tell you that it is very dangerous to question a man's masculinity?"
Jiang Yuyu blinked at him blankly, "But this sentence has nothing to do with us, we are both women."
"..."
"Sister, why don't you buy me something to eat first, and we'll talk while eating." Jiang Yuyu didn't intend to change his words at all, and continued to call him "sister" calmly, looking at a noodle stall nearby.
It is said to be a noodle stall, but in fact, the stall owner just set up a pot, and there is a small table with condiments next to it, without even putting up a cover, but it is such a small stall, but it has attracted a large number of people patiently queuing up, everyone is just like her , looking helplessly at the cauldron for cooking noodles.
Experience told her that such a mysterious shop hidden in an alley is usually full of delicious food.
This eager look is very cute, but the words "sister" really make people grit their teeth.
Because he had already reached the destination, He Lianye had already led people to the roof, but now he deliberately jumped back into the air and landed on a branch that was too thin to bear the weight of the two of them.
"Little girl?" The slightly raised voice reminded her to say something "consciously".
Jiang Yuyu looked at him innocently. How could someone as honest as her understand what he meant?
With a chuckle, He Lianye grabbed her arm and shook it slightly, "threatening" without blushing, "Why don't I let go?"
In fact, he really wanted to know if this little girl would be able to land safely if he really let go.
On the way to bring her here, he had checked secretly, she didn't have any internal strength, she was not a martial artist.
But for the first time in his life, he doubted his own judgment.
Is this little girl just very quick-witted?I always feel that she is not so simple.
In fact, this branch was only four or five fingers thick, and the two of them could stand here firmly because of He Lianye's exquisite lightness kung fu. If he let go, Jiang Yuyu would have to wait to fall.
Looking down at the height of the two-story building, Jiang Yuyu thought for a while before frowning solemnly, "I don't think it's right."
"Oh why?"
Jiang Yuyu didn't rush to answer, but just looked down at his hands.
He Lianye also looked over with a smile, and then...then the smile froze on the stunning face.
"Okay, then I will take you out every day from now on, and taste all the delicious food in the capital."
Jiang Yuyu was certainly happy when someone said that to him, but...
"Why?" Why is this man so patient with her?
"Guess." Raising eyebrows evilly, Helianye deliberately answered her with the phrase she used to prevaricate others.
How will this little girl react?
Without hesitation at all, Jiang Yuyu suddenly showed a surprised expression, "I seem to know something!"
"what?"
"Mom said, this sentence is used by little girls to act like a baby!"
"..."
Jiang Yuyu looked at him innocently, "So you are my sister!"
"..." His heart thumped and he was punched.
"I thought it was an old lady."
"..." This time it was simply stabbed with a knife.
Does he look like an aunt in any way!
For the first time, Helian Ye felt that it was so difficult to remain calm and elegant...
"Little girl," he leaned close to her, his tone dangerous, "Did anyone tell you that it is very dangerous to question a man's masculinity?"
Jiang Yuyu blinked at him blankly, "But this sentence has nothing to do with us, we are both women."
"..."
"Sister, why don't you buy me something to eat first, and we'll talk while eating." Jiang Yuyu didn't intend to change his words at all, and continued to call him "sister" calmly, looking at a noodle stall nearby.
It is said to be a noodle stall, but in fact, the stall owner just set up a pot, and there is a small table with condiments next to it, without even putting up a cover, but it is such a small stall, but it has attracted a large number of people patiently queuing up, everyone is just like her , looking helplessly at the cauldron for cooking noodles.
Experience told her that such a mysterious shop hidden in an alley is usually full of delicious food.
This eager look is very cute, but the words "sister" really make people grit their teeth.
Because he had already reached the destination, He Lianye had already led people to the roof, but now he deliberately jumped back into the air and landed on a branch that was too thin to bear the weight of the two of them.
"Little girl?" The slightly raised voice reminded her to say something "consciously".
Jiang Yuyu looked at him innocently. How could someone as honest as her understand what he meant?
With a chuckle, He Lianye grabbed her arm and shook it slightly, "threatening" without blushing, "Why don't I let go?"
In fact, he really wanted to know if this little girl would be able to land safely if he really let go.
On the way to bring her here, he had checked secretly, she didn't have any internal strength, she was not a martial artist.
But for the first time in his life, he doubted his own judgment.
Is this little girl just very quick-witted?I always feel that she is not so simple.
In fact, this branch was only four or five fingers thick, and the two of them could stand here firmly because of He Lianye's exquisite lightness kung fu. If he let go, Jiang Yuyu would have to wait to fall.
Looking down at the height of the two-story building, Jiang Yuyu thought for a while before frowning solemnly, "I don't think it's right."
"Oh why?"
Jiang Yuyu didn't rush to answer, but just looked down at his hands.
He Lianye also looked over with a smile, and then...then the smile froze on the stunning face.
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