Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Xiao Chenzi was busy investigating the queen's poisoning two days ago, so he didn't have time to come to Prince Jing's mansion, but he also heard the story about this little pig being shaved.

So when he saw the neatly dressed little pig, he couldn't help laughing, "This fart pig..."

Xiao Chenzi didn't even have a chance to finish his sentence...

What ass pig?!

asshole!Don't name me indiscriminately!Don't... miss my ass!

The little pig became angry, and even ignored the lotus heart grass for the time being, turned around, kicked two short legs on the table to run up, flew up, and kicked... well, kicked Xiao Chenzi firmly with one hoof s face.

Just like last time, Xiao Chenzi was kicked to the side again...

He was actually covering his face, so he couldn't see his specific expression, but the eyes were painful and weird, and he was silent for a long time before returning to normal state.

He Su came chasing the little pig, and happened to see this scene clearly.

Ever since He Su knew that Xiao Chenzi was the prince, he couldn't look directly at his convulsive image.

But... After struggling for a long time, He Su still couldn't hold back, and asked him, "Master, were you just..."

After all, he is the crown prince of the East Palace. He was confessed to be raised since he was a child, and he was suddenly kicked by the little pig. He must not accept it in his heart, and that's why he looks so weird, right?

As a result, Xiao Chenzi patted his chest with lingering fear, "It's so dangerous, being kicked by it, I almost spit out the fish ball I just put in my mouth."

He had a hard time swallowing it!

He Su: "..."

The hem of the clothes was almost torn by him, but in the end He Su still couldn't control himself, and ran away with tears in his eyes.

Xiao Chenzi looked bewildered, first he protected the fish ball he finally grabbed, and then asked Yuyu, "What did he ask me just now?"

"...Ask how you managed to survive to such an age safely in the palace." Yu Yu replied sincerely.

With such a convulsion, he didn't reveal his secret even once, didn't he let the people in the palace destroy him on behalf of all normal people?

Xiao Chenzi didn't answer, but just gave Yuyu an angry look.

After this glance, he seized the time and wiped out the fish balls in his hand.

Otherwise, it wouldn't taste good if it was cold, eh.

After eating, he continued the previous topic, his voice was still faintly angry, "I've said it all, don't ask such questions again! Besides because I'm too handsome, can there be other reasons?!"

"You know very well that I don't want to always praise myself... Tell me, that little maid only confessed to Eleven because she likes Eleven? Don't look at Eleven's eccentric reputation, but Just because of his face, there are countless women who like him."

Obviously, when Xiao Chenzi was convulsed, he didn't forget the business...

It was also thanks to Yuyu's strong nerves that he was able to endure his jumping thinking. After thinking about it, "Is it possible to trade my life for a chance to see him? Is anyone so stupid?"

Xiao Chenzi really despised her this time, "Childish! You are so ignorant that people can do stupid things! For example, young master, I..."

In the middle of speaking, Xiao Chenzi frowned, "It seems that there really isn't one."

Thinking about it carefully, "There really isn't one, even if it's roast leg of lamb or chicken leg, I'm not willing to trade my life for it!"

"That's right," Yuyu nodded in agreement, "Life is the most important thing. As the saying goes, if you save your life, you won't be afraid of running out of meat!"

"well said!"

The two foodies stared at each other for ten seconds with the same eyes that the heroes saw, and then lowered their heads in unison, without saying a word.

Because someone just delivered a plate of washed cherries...