Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history
351. A Black Belly Never Misses
"It's just that the spirit has become not very good." Yuyu stroked his hair regretfully, "I always thought I was a man."
Helian Ye could still nod calmly...
"This king never thought that I would fall in love with someone so crazily, that I don't want to pamper her all the time, even if I just look at her and sit beside me, I will feel a hundred times happier than sitting on a thousand miles of mountains and rivers. A certain person sighed faintly, and took Yuyu's hand tightly, "I like someone so much, this king seems really crazy."
Yuyu: "..."
No more words... She surrendered...
No matter what she said, he could calmly turn the topic around to the confession, and the more she confessed, the more disgusting she became...
In fact, He Yan is much more restless than Yuyu. Yuyu is looking at the roof, but he can only look at the corner of the wall with tears streaming down his face.
Master, when you confess your love... please notice the existence of your subordinates!
Subordinate... It is very large and conspicuous!
The two people at the scene were easily speechless, but He Lianye sat up calmly holding Yuyu, "Okay, let's find the bead that can return to Qi Xingguo."
"...What's wrong with you?" Yuyu immediately noticed something was wrong.
If you look carefully, you will find that Helian Ye's movements are slower than usual.
"Little girl, are you caring about me?" Someone smiled happily.
"Yeah!" Yuyu admitted honestly, "If the prince is injured, how can we find a way to go back? If we don't go back, how can we have dinner?"
He Lianye smiled and continued, "If you don't eat, how can you rush home and eat me?"
"..." The corners of Yuyu's mouth twitched, and he sincerely persuaded, "My lord, you can actually pick up your integrity once in a while."
Yuyu mentioned the modern term "moral integrity" once, and last time she just explained to him...that this thing cannot be eaten.
However, it appeared in a similar context twice in a row, and as smart as Helian Ye, he already understood what the word meant.
So he asked Yuyu in a very natural tone, "What do you do when you pick it up? How many catties of integrity can you save to change to a lady?"
Yuyu: "..."
She is too embarrassed to say that she is a modern person, and she is embarrassed to say that she has used the word "morality" for a long time...
Because she's out of words now...
Looking at the whole earth, how many people can speak against this evildoer... Yuyu is very curious about the answer.
In fact, He Lianye didn't suffer any serious injuries, but there was one thing that Wen Yan didn't say, and they didn't expect—
At the bottom of this mysterious lake, all martial arts and internal strength will be invalidated.
When the two of them fell over, Helianye was afraid that Yuyu would be hurt, so he kept her in his arms safely and securely. When he landed, he also used her as a pad, so Yuyu did not feel that pain.
However, due to the weight of a living person like Yuyu, coupled with the force of the sudden fall, He Lianye was hit so hard that half of his body was a little numb. Fortunately, he practiced martial arts since he was a child, so even if he can't use internal energy to protect his body now, His physique was also much better than that of ordinary people. Yu Yuzai carefully checked his pulse and confirmed that he hadn't suffered any internal injuries, so he confidently applied a few silver needles on his body to relieve his muscle strain.
It was already past dinner time, and after all the tossing, several people were a little hungry.
It happened that Yuyu always carried snacks with him, so he took them out now, and the three of them shared some.
Helian Ye could still nod calmly...
"This king never thought that I would fall in love with someone so crazily, that I don't want to pamper her all the time, even if I just look at her and sit beside me, I will feel a hundred times happier than sitting on a thousand miles of mountains and rivers. A certain person sighed faintly, and took Yuyu's hand tightly, "I like someone so much, this king seems really crazy."
Yuyu: "..."
No more words... She surrendered...
No matter what she said, he could calmly turn the topic around to the confession, and the more she confessed, the more disgusting she became...
In fact, He Yan is much more restless than Yuyu. Yuyu is looking at the roof, but he can only look at the corner of the wall with tears streaming down his face.
Master, when you confess your love... please notice the existence of your subordinates!
Subordinate... It is very large and conspicuous!
The two people at the scene were easily speechless, but He Lianye sat up calmly holding Yuyu, "Okay, let's find the bead that can return to Qi Xingguo."
"...What's wrong with you?" Yuyu immediately noticed something was wrong.
If you look carefully, you will find that Helian Ye's movements are slower than usual.
"Little girl, are you caring about me?" Someone smiled happily.
"Yeah!" Yuyu admitted honestly, "If the prince is injured, how can we find a way to go back? If we don't go back, how can we have dinner?"
He Lianye smiled and continued, "If you don't eat, how can you rush home and eat me?"
"..." The corners of Yuyu's mouth twitched, and he sincerely persuaded, "My lord, you can actually pick up your integrity once in a while."
Yuyu mentioned the modern term "moral integrity" once, and last time she just explained to him...that this thing cannot be eaten.
However, it appeared in a similar context twice in a row, and as smart as Helian Ye, he already understood what the word meant.
So he asked Yuyu in a very natural tone, "What do you do when you pick it up? How many catties of integrity can you save to change to a lady?"
Yuyu: "..."
She is too embarrassed to say that she is a modern person, and she is embarrassed to say that she has used the word "morality" for a long time...
Because she's out of words now...
Looking at the whole earth, how many people can speak against this evildoer... Yuyu is very curious about the answer.
In fact, He Lianye didn't suffer any serious injuries, but there was one thing that Wen Yan didn't say, and they didn't expect—
At the bottom of this mysterious lake, all martial arts and internal strength will be invalidated.
When the two of them fell over, Helianye was afraid that Yuyu would be hurt, so he kept her in his arms safely and securely. When he landed, he also used her as a pad, so Yuyu did not feel that pain.
However, due to the weight of a living person like Yuyu, coupled with the force of the sudden fall, He Lianye was hit so hard that half of his body was a little numb. Fortunately, he practiced martial arts since he was a child, so even if he can't use internal energy to protect his body now, His physique was also much better than that of ordinary people. Yu Yuzai carefully checked his pulse and confirmed that he hadn't suffered any internal injuries, so he confidently applied a few silver needles on his body to relieve his muscle strain.
It was already past dinner time, and after all the tossing, several people were a little hungry.
It happened that Yuyu always carried snacks with him, so he took them out now, and the three of them shared some.
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