Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Yuyu looked at the roof silently, and suddenly thought of a modern QQ expression, so he finally felt that he could keep up with his convulsions, and asked sincerely, "Do you wake up every morning because of your handsomeness?"

"How is that possible!" Xiao Chenzi despised this exaggerated statement, "I will only be stunned by myself."

"..."

Finally, Yuyu couldn't take it anymore, raised his hand with a handful of silver needles, tied him into an immobile hedgehog, and kicked him aside.

Because there was still business to discuss, Yuyu didn't prick his Ya acupoint, but before continuing on to the topic, Xiao Chenzi lowered his voice and said solemnly, "Move me away quickly."

"...What's wrong?" There is an assassin?

"There is a bronze mirror here," Xiao Chenzi said with a serious look on his face, "I will see my handsome face."

"..."

Yuyu walked out without saying a word, "I'll ask someone to share those five boxes of food..."

"All my enemies are recorded in the book hidden under the floor tile under the flower stand, quickly dig them out and let's analyze them one by one!"

Sure enough, threats with food are the most useful, and Xiao Chenzi immediately stopped having convulsions...

Yuyu held a dagger to pry the floor tiles, and asked while prying, "Who do you think it could be?"

Xiao Chenzi had no idea at all, "I have many enemies."

"But as the saying goes, your enemy's enemy is your friend. If that person is just your enemy, you don't need to bother studying Helian Ye and the people around him."

Yuyu finally dug out the notebook, turning it over and pondering, "There's no one who thinks that they can take down you and Helianye at the same time, right?"

But even so, what's the use of them drawing a portrait of Xiao Chenzi?

He and Helian Ye...

Indeed, not to mention the capital, everyone in the world knows that he and He Lianye are on opposite sides, and the only connection between them is...

Xiao Chenzi looked at Yuyu's lowered head, how obedient and honest he looked, his heart suddenly moved, "Could it be... a woman who likes Helianye?"

Except for facing Helian Ye, Yuyu rarely felt that his reaction speed could not keep up, "Even so, why is she painting your portrait?"

Xiao Chenzi asked without answering, "Can you draw?"

"It's not too bad." She first learned to draw to draw herbal medicines. Some herbal medicines have long been extinct. She was curious about the records in medical books, so she would draw them according to the descriptions. Over the years, her painting skills are still passable.

"You draw a portrait of me now."

It's important business, Yuyu didn't refuse.

She was already very familiar with Xiao Chenzi's face, and now she didn't need to observe the model carefully, and outlined his outline on the paper with a few strokes.

After that, Yuyu was stunned, and understood what Xiao Chenzi wanted her to do.

Putting down the pen, he took the portrait he snatched from the makeup shop, and compared it for a long time, Yuyu gasped slightly, "The painting style is exactly the same..."

No one taught Yuyu how to draw, and she learned it slowly by herself, so she didn't follow any school of painting. The painting style has her very strong personal style.

But the portrait they snatched looks exactly the same as Yuyu's painting style, even Yuyu himself can't tell the difference.

"Could it be that...you want to sneak this portrait into my room, find some excuse to find it during the search, and then say that I've always been thinking about you, so I secretly drew a portrait of you ?”

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